Alright everyone, this is my 1st PO team that was used on Shoddy Battle. I brought it over from Gen 4 to Gen 5 while changing a few Pokemon to better suit the metagame. There are 11 Pokemon here, but the first 6 are my current team. The other 5 are retired members that I occasionally switch on. So, without further adieu, here we go!
Team at a glance:
Extra members:
@Air Balloon
Lady GaGa (F)
Flash Fire
EV's: 252 SAtk, 4 SDef, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Taunt
Stealth Rock
Fire Blast
Eart Power
Leadmon. This outspeeds almost anything. Taunt, set up rocks, attack or switch. Shuca Berry protects it from Earthquake leads and 99% of the time saves it's life. Then they need to... telephone... 911... funny Lady GaGa jokes.
@Toxic Orb
Katy Perry (F)
Poison Heal
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 Spd
Adamant (+Atk, -SAtk)
Focus Punch
Seed Bomb
Facade
Spore
I like mushrooms. I was using a Parasect... before I knew this thing could learn Spore. I'm just that awesome. Spore, which will give an oppurtunity for TO to activate, giving (double?) lefties and powers up Facade. Whether or not they switch is up to them. Then I FP or use a different attack. It's cool. Then they see... Fireworks... lol funny.
@Life Orb
Ke$ha (F)
Volt Absorb
EV's: 4 HP, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Charge Beam
Thunderbolt
Hidden Power [Grass]
Shadow Ball
Female popstar #3. Funny, I got rid of all the guys. lol. Anyways, this thing is fast, then It's About to Blow... lol again. Charge Beam her up... Star Trek joke... and Thunderbolt/HP/SB away. Volt Absorb was to absorb Electric attacks launched at Bruno Mars... I mean Gyrados.
@King's Rock
Eminem (M)
Serene Grace
EV's: 4 HP, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Air Slash
Flamethrower
Psychic
Grass Knot
Another new member. He shall rap about flinches. Flinching is the one reason I use this over an Archeops with Acrobatics. If this thing can go first, the I'm Not Afraid to lose! Not yet... I'm on a ROLL! But bad music puns aside, I use Choice Scarf sometimes on Smogon as King's Rock is banned (is it?) but King's Rock can eliminate slower opponents with flinches. If not, 60% is still cool. The rest is for coverage.
@Choice Specs
Chris Brown (M)
Levitate
EV's: 4 Def, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Draco Meteor
Dark Pulse
Surf
Flamethrower
Obviously a new member. You might recognize this set from my other Wi-Fi RMT. He's cool. I just can't help screaming Yeah 3x every time I us-OH MY GOD I'M STOPPING NOW. But really, this thing is cool. A Specs Meteor is beastly. Many things die. W00t. The rest is for coverage. I use Flamethrower against Fire Blast because IMO, the reliability is too much to lose for a few useless KO's.
@Light Clay
Cee Lo Green
Levitate
EV's: 252 HP, 152 Atk, 8 Def, 96 SpD
Relaxed (+Def, -Spd)
IV's: 0 Spd
Reflect
Light Screen
Gyro Ball
Earthquake
My current wall. It can take hits like nobody's business. And it scores some notable KO's against most Magnezone and Heatran with Earthquake. Gyro Ball can score many Mamoswine kills that my team really hates. I also have Heatran of course, but I included this basicaly for killing Mamoswine (and setting up screens). Then I can... no more music jokes. Check out the OU analysis for set comments, as I stole I mean used that set. It's labeled (obvioulsy) dual screens.
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Alright. These 5 are retired members of my team. I'm not offering comments as these are retired.
@Life Orb
Goukazaru (Japanese for Infernape)
Blaze
EV's: 4 HP, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Nasty Plot
Fire Blast
Focus Blast
Grass Knot
@Life Orb
Bruno Mars
Intimidate
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 Spd
Adamant (+Atk, -SAtk)
Dragon Dance
Waterfall
Stone Edge
Earthquake
@Leftovers
Hassam (One translation on Scizor in Japanese)
Technician
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 124 Def, 124 SDef
Jolly (+Spd, -SAtk)
Bullet Punch
Aerial Ace
Brick Break
Swords Dance
@Choice Band
Hassamu (Another, more literal translation of Scizor)
Technician
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 SAtk
Jolly (+Spd, -SAtk)
Bullet Punch
Aerial Ace
Bug Bite
Rock Smash
@Leftovers
Jay Z (M)
Natural Cure
EV's: 84 HP, 88 Def, 252 SDef, 84 Spd
Careful (+SDef, -SAtk)
Cotton Guard
Dragon Dance
Dragon Claw
Earthquake
Team at a glance:






Extra members:






Lady GaGa (F)
Flash Fire
EV's: 252 SAtk, 4 SDef, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Taunt
Stealth Rock
Fire Blast
Eart Power
Leadmon. This outspeeds almost anything. Taunt, set up rocks, attack or switch. Shuca Berry protects it from Earthquake leads and 99% of the time saves it's life. Then they need to... telephone... 911... funny Lady GaGa jokes.

Katy Perry (F)
Poison Heal
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 Spd
Adamant (+Atk, -SAtk)
Focus Punch
Seed Bomb
Facade
Spore
I like mushrooms. I was using a Parasect... before I knew this thing could learn Spore. I'm just that awesome. Spore, which will give an oppurtunity for TO to activate, giving (double?) lefties and powers up Facade. Whether or not they switch is up to them. Then I FP or use a different attack. It's cool. Then they see... Fireworks... lol funny.

Ke$ha (F)
Volt Absorb
EV's: 4 HP, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Charge Beam
Thunderbolt
Hidden Power [Grass]
Shadow Ball
Female popstar #3. Funny, I got rid of all the guys. lol. Anyways, this thing is fast, then It's About to Blow... lol again. Charge Beam her up... Star Trek joke... and Thunderbolt/HP/SB away. Volt Absorb was to absorb Electric attacks launched at Bruno Mars... I mean Gyrados.

Eminem (M)
Serene Grace
EV's: 4 HP, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Air Slash
Flamethrower
Psychic
Grass Knot
Another new member. He shall rap about flinches. Flinching is the one reason I use this over an Archeops with Acrobatics. If this thing can go first, the I'm Not Afraid to lose! Not yet... I'm on a ROLL! But bad music puns aside, I use Choice Scarf sometimes on Smogon as King's Rock is banned (is it?) but King's Rock can eliminate slower opponents with flinches. If not, 60% is still cool. The rest is for coverage.

Chris Brown (M)
Levitate
EV's: 4 Def, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Draco Meteor
Dark Pulse
Surf
Flamethrower
Obviously a new member. You might recognize this set from my other Wi-Fi RMT. He's cool. I just can't help screaming Yeah 3x every time I us-OH MY GOD I'M STOPPING NOW. But really, this thing is cool. A Specs Meteor is beastly. Many things die. W00t. The rest is for coverage. I use Flamethrower against Fire Blast because IMO, the reliability is too much to lose for a few useless KO's.

Cee Lo Green
Levitate
EV's: 252 HP, 152 Atk, 8 Def, 96 SpD
Relaxed (+Def, -Spd)
IV's: 0 Spd
Reflect
Light Screen
Gyro Ball
Earthquake
My current wall. It can take hits like nobody's business. And it scores some notable KO's against most Magnezone and Heatran with Earthquake. Gyro Ball can score many Mamoswine kills that my team really hates. I also have Heatran of course, but I included this basicaly for killing Mamoswine (and setting up screens). Then I can... no more music jokes. Check out the OU analysis for set comments, as I stole I mean used that set. It's labeled (obvioulsy) dual screens.
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Alright. These 5 are retired members of my team. I'm not offering comments as these are retired.

Goukazaru (Japanese for Infernape)
Blaze
EV's: 4 HP, 252 SAtk, 252 Spd
Timid (+Spd, -Atk)
Nasty Plot
Fire Blast
Focus Blast
Grass Knot

Bruno Mars
Intimidate
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 Spd
Adamant (+Atk, -SAtk)
Dragon Dance
Waterfall
Stone Edge
Earthquake

Hassam (One translation on Scizor in Japanese)
Technician
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 124 Def, 124 SDef
Jolly (+Spd, -SAtk)
Bullet Punch
Aerial Ace
Brick Break
Swords Dance

Hassamu (Another, more literal translation of Scizor)
Technician
EV's: 4 HP, 252 Atk, 252 SAtk
Jolly (+Spd, -SAtk)
Bullet Punch
Aerial Ace
Bug Bite
Rock Smash

Jay Z (M)
Natural Cure
EV's: 84 HP, 88 Def, 252 SDef, 84 Spd
Careful (+SDef, -SAtk)
Cotton Guard
Dragon Dance
Dragon Claw
Earthquake