TIO vs. Texas: The pitiable fools

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I PITY THE FOOL WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH T

Texas Cloverleaf said:
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Deino, (M)
Nature: Hasty (plus Speed, minus Defense, +7% Accuracy)
Type: Dark/Dragon
Dark: Dark STAB; immunity to all telepathic and telekinetic attacks, better performance in all darkened and especially twilight conditions. Can use any Dark-type attack regardless of Attraction.
Dragon: Dragon STAB; more in touch with legendary or special auras in arenas. Able to use Thrash without losing focus.

Abilities:
Hustle: (Can Be Enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste used lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.

Stats:
Deino
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 2/9
MC: 6

Attacks:
Tackle
Dragon Rage
Focus Energy
Bite
Headbutt
Dragonbreath
Roar
Crunch

Earth Power
Ice Fang
Thunder Fang

Taunt
Thunder Wave
Torment
Total Moves: 14
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Horsea, (F)
Nature: Modest (plus Special Attack, minus Attack)
Type: Water
Dark: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.

Abilities:
Swift Swim: (Innate) The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast in slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its Speed in the rain.
Sniper: (Innate) This Pokemon has deadly accuracy and strikes sensitive points, increasing its critical hit bonus from +3 to +5 on single attacks, +2 to +3 on two-hit attacks, and +1 to +2 on multi-hit attacks.
Damp (DW-Locked): (Innate) This Pokemon releases a damp mist upon entry into battle that short circuits the opponent’s ability to use Selfdestruct or Explosion.

Stats:
Horsea
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 2/9
MC: 6
DC: 2/5

Attacks:
Bubble
Smokescreen
Leer
Water Gun
Focus Energy
Bubblebeam
Agility

Signal Beam
Razor Wind
Disable

Dive
Ice Beam
Protect
Total Moves: 13

I PITY THEM HARD

TIO said:
Lets send in some of the new recruits...
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Minccino [Dexter](M)
Nature: Adamant (+Att, -SpA)
Type:
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.

Abilities:
Cute Charm: Type: Innate. This Pokemon’s natural cuteness causes Pokemon of the opposite gender to be attracted to it 30% of the time after striking with a contact move.

Technician: Type: Innate. This Pokemon is more skilled at performing weaker moves, causing any of their one-hit or two-hit attacks that normally have 6 or less Base Attack Power to have their Base Attack Power on each hit multiplied by 1.5. (e.g. Aerial Ace goes from 6 to 9, Mach Punch goes from 4 to 6, Double Hit to from 4 per hit to 6 per hit etc.) The Energy Cost for a one-hit or two-hit attack is increased by one (1). Each hit in a multi-hit move is boosted by one (1) Base Attack Power, and the Energy Cost for multi-hit attacks is increased by two (2). Because Technician is a multiplier on single hit moves, its effect is applied to Base Attack Power before any additive effects. Technician only applies to combos in the rare case that an initial hit will have 6 or less BAP.

Skill Link (DW): Type: Innate. This Pokemon’s skillfull aim makes its multi-hit moves always hit 5 times. The Energy Cost of multi-hit attacks is increased by three (3).

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Pound
Growl
Helping Hand
Tickle
DoubleSlap
Encore
Swift
Sing
Tail Slap

Endure
Knock Off
Flail

Safeguard
Dig
Double Team
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Solosis[Anne](F)
Nature: Quiet (+SpA, -Spe, -10 Evasion)
Type:
Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Overcoat: Type: Innate. This Pokemon has a sturdy exterior that rebuffs the elements, making it immune to damage inflicted by bad weather. If the Pokemon is already immune to at least one (1) kind of weather by typing or a different ability, Overcoat reduces the Base Attack Power of all oncoming attacks by one (1).

Magic Guard: Type: Innate. This Pokemon is infused with a powerful psycho-electric energy that makes it immune to damage from Spikes, Stealth Rock, Hail, Sandstorm, Leech Seed, Poisoning, and Burn. It can still attack itself in confusion, but will not take any damage from it. Additionally, the energy protects the Pokemon from its own reckless recoil attacks. Toxic still increases in damage each round, although if Magic Guard is in effect the Pokemon will not suffer any damage. Life Orb recoil is not negated.

Regenerator (DW): Type: Innate. When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 17(-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 13

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Psywave
Reflect
Rollout
Snatch
Hidden Power Ground 7
Light Screen
Charm
Recover
Psyshock

Confuse Ray
Imprison
Trick

Shadow Ball
Energy Ball
Flash Cannon

THIS IS AN LC BATTLE. AND LC RHYMES WITH T! FOOL!

2v2 LC Doubles
Items: Training
Arena: TeleporTaTion
Chills/Recs: 2c5r
2 day dq
All Abilities
2 Subs

THIS BATTLE WILL START IN THE ASB ARENA.

TIO, YOUR ORDERS ARE FIRST! FOOL!
 
What's wrong with T?
Dexter@nothing:
Wake-up slap ~ Tail slap ~ Wake-up slap Deino
If thunder wave and not taunted, safeguard.
Anne@nothing:
Reflect ~ Charm Deino ~ Trick Deino
If Agility and not taunted, Snatch.
 
Deino: Taunt Solosis, Bite Solosis (Hustle Enabled), Crunch Solosis
Horsea: Disable Wake-Up-Slap, Focus Energy, Bubblebeam Solosis
 
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HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +7% Accuracy

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HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: N/A

VS

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HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: N/A

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HP: 90
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 17(-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: -10% Evasion

And so the battle begins! Dexter seems to think his opponent looks a little woozy, so he tries a Wake-Up Slap on Deino! However, Horsea is quick to Disable this course of action! Meanwhile, the dark Dragon-Type Taunts Anne into such a rage that she is unable to act! Dexter then attempts to Slap Deino with his Tail, but the blind creature uses some kind of innate sense and bounds away from it to land a Bite on Anne! Horsea takes advantage of this distraction to Focus her Energy to pump up her attacks! But what's this? Anne can't act AGAIN because the Bite made her flinch! Dexter shares a similar fate, as he seems to have forgotten what he was supposed to do! This leaves Deino and Horsea to lay down a relentless assault on the still immobile Solosis! What a round! I don't know how TIO can come back from this one!

And the arena teleports...and we land in WarioWare! Here's the man himself to give you orders for the next round!

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Wahahaha! This battle's about to get a little more exciting!
Use the same move twice in a row! Having used it last round doesn't count!

Also see the notes in the Calculations.

Speed Order: Dexter > Horsea > Deino > Anne

A note to both of you: Remember to specify your target on ALL of your actions. I got who you were (I hope) targeting for this time, but in the future, I'll RNG. Capische? Oh, and because it wasn't two "unable to act"s in a row, I just made Anne do nothing A3. You can get ruling if you like, either of you, and I'll make her Struggle Deino. And one more thing: you can only Enable/Disable Abilities at the start of a round, Texas. I'll assume you did, but keep that in mind for the future. Now, onto the fight...

Dexter used Wake-Up Slap (Deino)!
<6852=nocrit>
(6+3)*1.5=14 damage!
-5 EN

Horsea used Disable (Dexter, Wake-Up Slap)!
Dexter's Wake-Up Slap became disabled for six (6) actions!
-7 EN

Deino used Taunt (Anne)!
<6=hit>
Anne is Taunted for six (6) actions!
-9 EN

Anne is unable to act due to the Taunt!

Dexter used Tail Slap (Deino)!
<8699=miss>
The attack missed!
-6 EN

Horsea used Focus Energy!
Horsea is pumped up!
-12 EN

Deino used Bite (Anne)!
<5643=hit>
<6494=nocrit>
<1276=sideeffect>
(6+3+3+1.5)*1.5=20 damage!
-3 EN

Anne flinched!

Dexter's Wake-Up Slap is Disabled!

Horsea used BubbleBeam (Anne)!
<4585=nosideeffect>
7+3+3+3=16 damage!
-4 EN

Deino used Crunch (Anne)!
<8392=hit>
<3030=nocrit>
<6957=nosideeffect>
(8+3+3)*1.5=21 damage!
-5 EN

Anne is unable to act due to the Taunt!
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HP: 76
EN: 83
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +7% Accuracy

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HP: 90
EN: 77
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Focus Energy for five (5) actions
VS

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HP: 90
EN: 89
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Wake-Up Slap Disabled for four (4) actions
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HP: 33
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 17(-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: -10% Evasion, Taunted for three (3) actions
 
Deino: (Disable Hustle) Thunder Wave Mincinno, Crunch solosis, crunch solosis
Horsea: Signal Beam Solosis, Bubblebeam Mincinno, Bubblebeam Mincinno
 
I'm going to get owned.
Minccino: Double-team 4 clones~Tail slap Deino x2
Solosis: Flash cannon spam at deino.
 
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HP: 76
EN: 83
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +7% Accuracy

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HP: 90
EN: 77
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Focus Energy for five (5) actions

VS

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HP: 90
EN: 89
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Wake-Up Slap Disabled for four (4) actions
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HP: 33
EN: 100
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 17(-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: -10% Evasion, Taunted for three (3) actions

Speed Order: Dexter > Horsea > Deino > Anne

Dexter used Double Team (4 clones)!
4 doppelgangers were created!
-16 EN

Horsea used Signal Beam (Anne)!
<4451=nosideeffect>
(8+3)*1.5=17 damage!
-6 EN

Deino used Thunder Wave (Dexter)!
<1=hit>
Dexter became paralyzed!
The clones faded!
-7 EN

Anne used Flash Cannon (Deino)!
<120=crit>
<7886=nosideeffect>
8+3+4.5=16 damage!
-6 EN

NEW Speed Order: Horsea > Deino > Dexter > Anne (yeah she's that slow)

Horsea used BubbleBeam (Dexter)!
<2788=nosideeffect>
7+3+3+3=16 damage!
-4 EN

Deino used Crunch (Anne)!
<7465=nocrit>
<7617=nosideeffect>
(8+3+3)*1.5=21 damage!
-5 EN
Anne fainted!
Deino gained a KOC!

<7122=noparalysis>
Dexter used Tail Slap (Deino)!
<8258=barelyhit>
<3=3hits>
<8245=nocrit>
9+3+3=15 damage!
-6 EN

Dexter's paralysis loosened to 20%!

Horsea used BubbleBeam (Dexter)!
<5630=nosideeffect>
7+3+3+3=16 damage!
-8 EN

Deino used Crunch (Dexter)!
<9368=nocrit>
<6592=nosideeffect>
9+3+1.5=14 damage!
-9 EN

<1519=fullparalysis>
Dexter is paralyzed! He can't move!

Dexter's paralysis loosened to 15%!

Sorry, can't do flavor atm. Will add in later. We're at Unown Soup, though, so order accordingly.

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HP: 61
EN: 65
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +7% Accuracy

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HP: 90
EN: 59
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Focus Energy for two (2) actions

VS

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HP: 44
EN: 67
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Wake-Up Slap Disabled for one (1) action, 15% Paralysis

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HP: KO
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 5(+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 17(-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Ded
 
I missed it in the flavor section, I'd prefer it if you put it at end of round summary, though.
Actions:
Unown M Minimize ~ Wake-up Slap Deino ~ Tail Slap+Wake-up Slap Deino
If Wake-up slap is re-disabled, replace all uses of it with doubleslap.
 
Deino: Taunt Mincinno, Unown S (Superpower) Mincinno, Bite Mincinno
Horsea: Unown A (Aura Sphere) Mincinno, Bubblebeam+Bubblebeam Mincinno, cooldown
 
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HP: 61
EN: 65
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: +7% Accuracy

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HP: 90
EN: 59
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Focus Energy for two (2) actions

VS

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HP: 44
EN: 67
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Wake-Up Slap Disabled for one (1) action, 15% Paralysis

And the battle comes to a close! Horsea uses an Unown to unleash a devastating Aura Sphere, while Deino Taunts Dexter into such a rage, it cannot act! Then the dino finishes the Minccino off with an Unown-fueled Superpowerful tackle! It's all over!

Speed Order: Horsea > Deino > Dexter

Horsea used Aura Sphere (Dexter)!
(9+3+3)*1.5=23 damage!
-7 EN

Deino used Taunt (Dexter)!
Dexter became Taunted for 6 actions!
-9 EN

Dexter is unable to use Minimize after the Taunt!

Deino used Superpower (Dexter)!
<290=crit>
(12+3+1.5)*1.5=25 damage!
Dexter fainted!
Deino gained ANOTHER KOC!

-END-

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HP: Win
EN: Win
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 44 (+)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Other: Victorious
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HP: Win
EN: Win
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1
Spe: 60
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Victorious

VS

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HP: KO
EN: KO
Atk: Rank 3(+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Other: Ded

Time for everybody's favorite time: REWARDS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

UllarWarlord: 4 UC

Texas Cloverleaf: 1 CC
Deino: 1 EC, 2 MC, 2 KOC
Horsea: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC

TIO: 1 CC
Dexter the Minccino: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC
Anne the Solosis: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC

I no longer pity you two. Good battle!
 
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