FOR THE GUYS todd bonzalez's... smogoff rpg [postgame]

[zf]

looking for the grimace react

One night no holds barred

 

[az]

cycle 4 begins

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threads have been bumped

 

[az]

cycle 5 begins

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threads have been bumped

 

[Voltage]

cycle 5

 

[Mathy]

 

[az]

cycle 6 begins

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threads have been bumped

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

getting cosy in the middle...

 

[a fairy]

about to get real red in the middle

 

[az]

posting dungeon spelunkers have informed me that based on various assumptions on the mechanics i will neither confirm nor deny, the map for cycle 3 was incorrect

i can now confirm that the map was incorrect and has been updated

this was due to a sneaky posting trickster imp and is part of the lore and fundamental game mechanics and therefore i am not to blame at all and will not be taking questions at this time

thank u
x

 

[a fairy]

this is monkfish's fault.

 

[az]

true!!

 

[az]

cycle 7 begins

threads have been bumped

 

[monkfish]

what are the flashing squares btw

 

[az]

gave this intel to someone else so in the interest of keeping things fair:

theyre where you have a 70% chance to get kissed by your crush if you are an ares at the saggitarium

 

[xzern]

heyre where you have a 70% chance to get kissed by your crush if you are an ares at the saggitarium

IN AS SUB

 

[az]

cycle 8 begins

threads have been bumped

 

[Mathy]

only 4 posts today? dead forum imo

 

[az]

a maleviant imp appears (some-where) "he he he, did you know that there are still 8 tiles no-one has been to yet? same as the cycle number? ok bye he he he"

 

[Albatross]

I [Kill] the imp with my enormous trident I got for being az's favourite (apart from earl)

 

[az]

"the positions on the grid of these tiles (and their contents) are as follows--hgkkkk!! eeeee!!! aiieeee rgkk.... hekkk!....

"sorry, i thought i had to sneeze, but then i thought i had better hold it in, and then it came out, and it was a whole thing, and the- hrkkkkkkkk!"

the imp is slain

 

[Albatross]

I do a little [Dance]

 

[az]

you have begun a rhythm game

get 3000 perfect inputs for a prize!

←
↑
→ ↓
↯ ⇎ ⇫
↶← ↑ → ↯
↶← ↑ → ↯
↶← ↑ → ↯
↓ ↯
⇫ ↶← ⇫ ↶←←
↯ ⇎ ⇫
→ ↓
↯ ⇎ ⇫
↯ ⇎ ⇫
↶← ↑ → ↯
↓ ↯
↶← ↑ → ↯
↓ ↯
⇫ ↶← ⇫ ↶←←
↑ → ↓ ← ↑ → ↓⇎ ⇫ ↶
↯ ⇎ ⇫
↶← ↑ → ↯
↓ ↯
↶← ↑ → ↯
↓ ↯
⇫ ↶← ⇫ ↶←←
↑ → ↓ ← ↑ → ↓⇎ ⇫ ↶
_______________________

 

[Albatross]

I attempt to perform the steps, but alas! my little bird legs are too little and I have not levelled up my dexterity enough to complete this challenge. I [Break Down Sobbing In Public]

 

[az]

 

[earl]

you should see the type of gear I got. I'm the harry houdini of stuff rn