Mustaches. One of the few qualities most men have over women. Whether you prefer a Peter Bowles type mustache, or you like to go all out like Salvador Dali, they are one of us guys defining characteristics. Here we shall explore the few lucky Pokemon who have been blessed with wonderful 'staches. Let the race begin.
10. Swalot
Swalot has an odd mustache. On one hand it could be viewed as a cool Salvador Dali-type Mustache, but others may say its just 2 spaghetti noodles that got stuck on his face. The reason he's made it is that its just so, so easy to imagine him twirling his 'stache about to do something devious, such as rob a bank, puke poisonous substances over children, or eating the last Doritos bag in the machine.
9. Gyrados
Yeah lets go Gyrados! While the mustache itself isn't so manly it's bolstered by the most manly Pokemon ever. So if you saw this blue mustache on you say a somewhat less manly Pokemon say Electivire (everybody hates him) you'd laugh, but with the amazing serpent like manliness of Gyrados to bolster it up it suddenly becomes cool and extremely manly. A stunt only the great Gyrados could pull off.
8. Whishcash
Whishcash takes the Swalot mustache but makes it longer and defy Newton's Law of Gravity. The awesomeness of this 'stache makes him seem like an amazing wizard fish thing. The improvement doesn't end there. It's been died a darker yellow which gets rid of all that silly "spaghetti" opposition. Also, with that name you could be fooled he'll give you lots of money. Sadly this is not true, but man what a 'stache!! The only thing keeping him from being higher is that with out hands he can't twirl, which is means he should fall down to eighth.
7.Sealeo
Now with Sealeo the mustache is simple yet effective. See how they expands from the ends and becomes larger more frilly mustache. it's something only the beauty of the combination of the Arctic winds and possibly genetic defects that could inspire such a simple, yet cool mustache. Too bad they transmogrify into wierd sideburns when it evolves into Walrein.
6.Probopass
If this mustache list was based on pure size and bushiness, then good ol' Probo would be number 1. Sadly though it isn't, but that doesn't mean he lacks greatness in his mustache. Seriously this thing is so big i wonder if small pokemon get lost in it. That'd be creepy. Imagine a Weedle crawling up your nose. Anyway the reason that his mustache isn't too high is that it has caused numerous Hitler nicknmaems for Probopass. No that doesn't mean whe should be higher. Stupid Nazis.
5. Landorus
There are 6 mustaches to choose out of all the genies and there Therian formes. So wha does Landorus's 'stache have over all the others? A resemblance to Burt Reynolds that's what!
Yep just too cool.
4. Stoutland
this guys mustache is awesome. Look at that length. I mean when he runs it flows. Not many dogs get to have the chance to run while their mustache is flowing above the sunset. hen again most dogs don't have mustaches. This is hands down the coolest dog mustache ever. It's just so..so amazing! If you saw any other kind of dog with a mustache (like those ones wierd people buy their dogs) you'd laugh, ut Stouland, amazingly, manages to make it work!
3.Kricketune
If Kricketune didn't have its mustache it'd have a terrible design. Who wants to see a violinist orange cricket with a beer belly? But its mustache is just so insanely good. The handlebar just wants make you put a monocle on him. Most 'staches can't do that. another thing is that it its one of the few Pokemon people would only use just for the mustache. It takes a pretty awesome mustache to make you want to use Kricketune. Yes, Kricketune's mustache is probably the only thing in the that could make you ignore a measly 430 base stat total. All in all an amazing 'stache
2. Jellicent
The mustache of Jellicent is incredible. It goes 360 degrees around his head. It has the kind of mustache that makes you feel good after a rotten day. The best thing about its 'stache is that it picks you up on a bad day. The 'stache probably contains so much water it could stop a drought. Can any other mustache do that? Nope. I bet the 'stache is the source of all male Jellicants power. Yes I would risk losing something to prove Jellicents mustache is like Samson's hair. There is only one other mustache that can do that. "Who?" you ask. Well use those scroll bars and find out smart one! P.S. Hah just wrote an entire paragraph about Jellicent without referencing Pringles. Oh crap...
1. Alakazam
Yes Alakazam. It's mustache is so amazing, so big, and so wizard like that it automatically got #1. I used RBY's sprite since it just showcases the mustache way better. It's just flowing from either some unseen wind or Alakazam's amazing psychic power. I'm guessing the latter. It's like someone
decided to take all the good qualities of a mustache and combine it into one amazingly spectacularly awesome mustache. It's the only possible mustache in the world that can outclass Jellicent's. Gamefreak you've outdone yourself with this spectacular mustache.
10. Swalot
Swalot has an odd mustache. On one hand it could be viewed as a cool Salvador Dali-type Mustache, but others may say its just 2 spaghetti noodles that got stuck on his face. The reason he's made it is that its just so, so easy to imagine him twirling his 'stache about to do something devious, such as rob a bank, puke poisonous substances over children, or eating the last Doritos bag in the machine.
9. Gyrados
Yeah lets go Gyrados! While the mustache itself isn't so manly it's bolstered by the most manly Pokemon ever. So if you saw this blue mustache on you say a somewhat less manly Pokemon say Electivire (everybody hates him) you'd laugh, but with the amazing serpent like manliness of Gyrados to bolster it up it suddenly becomes cool and extremely manly. A stunt only the great Gyrados could pull off.
8. Whishcash
Whishcash takes the Swalot mustache but makes it longer and defy Newton's Law of Gravity. The awesomeness of this 'stache makes him seem like an amazing wizard fish thing. The improvement doesn't end there. It's been died a darker yellow which gets rid of all that silly "spaghetti" opposition. Also, with that name you could be fooled he'll give you lots of money. Sadly this is not true, but man what a 'stache!! The only thing keeping him from being higher is that with out hands he can't twirl, which is means he should fall down to eighth.
7.Sealeo
Now with Sealeo the mustache is simple yet effective. See how they expands from the ends and becomes larger more frilly mustache. it's something only the beauty of the combination of the Arctic winds and possibly genetic defects that could inspire such a simple, yet cool mustache. Too bad they transmogrify into wierd sideburns when it evolves into Walrein.
6.Probopass
If this mustache list was based on pure size and bushiness, then good ol' Probo would be number 1. Sadly though it isn't, but that doesn't mean he lacks greatness in his mustache. Seriously this thing is so big i wonder if small pokemon get lost in it. That'd be creepy. Imagine a Weedle crawling up your nose. Anyway the reason that his mustache isn't too high is that it has caused numerous Hitler nicknmaems for Probopass. No that doesn't mean whe should be higher. Stupid Nazis.
5. Landorus
There are 6 mustaches to choose out of all the genies and there Therian formes. So wha does Landorus's 'stache have over all the others? A resemblance to Burt Reynolds that's what!
Yep just too cool.
4. Stoutland
this guys mustache is awesome. Look at that length. I mean when he runs it flows. Not many dogs get to have the chance to run while their mustache is flowing above the sunset. hen again most dogs don't have mustaches. This is hands down the coolest dog mustache ever. It's just so..so amazing! If you saw any other kind of dog with a mustache (like those ones wierd people buy their dogs) you'd laugh, ut Stouland, amazingly, manages to make it work!
3.Kricketune
If Kricketune didn't have its mustache it'd have a terrible design. Who wants to see a violinist orange cricket with a beer belly? But its mustache is just so insanely good. The handlebar just wants make you put a monocle on him. Most 'staches can't do that. another thing is that it its one of the few Pokemon people would only use just for the mustache. It takes a pretty awesome mustache to make you want to use Kricketune. Yes, Kricketune's mustache is probably the only thing in the that could make you ignore a measly 430 base stat total. All in all an amazing 'stache
2. Jellicent
The mustache of Jellicent is incredible. It goes 360 degrees around his head. It has the kind of mustache that makes you feel good after a rotten day. The best thing about its 'stache is that it picks you up on a bad day. The 'stache probably contains so much water it could stop a drought. Can any other mustache do that? Nope. I bet the 'stache is the source of all male Jellicants power. Yes I would risk losing something to prove Jellicents mustache is like Samson's hair. There is only one other mustache that can do that. "Who?" you ask. Well use those scroll bars and find out smart one! P.S. Hah just wrote an entire paragraph about Jellicent without referencing Pringles. Oh crap...
1. Alakazam
Yes Alakazam. It's mustache is so amazing, so big, and so wizard like that it automatically got #1. I used RBY's sprite since it just showcases the mustache way better. It's just flowing from either some unseen wind or Alakazam's amazing psychic power. I'm guessing the latter. It's like someone
decided to take all the good qualities of a mustache and combine it into one amazingly spectacularly awesome mustache. It's the only possible mustache in the world that can outclass Jellicent's. Gamefreak you've outdone yourself with this spectacular mustache.
