Top of the Line 100% Quality Guaranteed Snoom NFTS

[TheSnoom]

I’m not letting you take over the market, Phoopes, monopolies are illegal you filthy capitalist!
So I’m introducing my own line of NFTs in order to compete.
We’ve only got a few right now but keep your eyes open for more in the future.
First up we’ve got my personal favorite

The Shin Stabber

This one goes for a round $200,000
This next one is a little spicy, viewer discretion is advised.

Shmexy Snoom

This one will set you back a modest. $69,000
And let’s just say you’re not into the ladies, or whatever that last one qualifies as, if you want men, I’ve got you covered.

Peak Male Specimen

This one goes for around $4729928
This ends the first line of Snoom NFTs
I’ll be sure to

 

[antemortem]

peak male speciesnoom is giving mad handsome squidward vibes


edit: what a fucking egregious sentence… sorry to anyone born before 1995

 

[Mace]

this reminds me when my friend sent me the nft he made so I could check it out.
*right click and saved*

 

[Snak]

Heres your 1/1 SNOM PUFFLE NFT as appreciation for craftsmanship on the smogoff NFT space ,enjoy!

(Snak for peoples Moderator 2022)


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[TheSnoom]

The second waves of snom NFTs just dropped

Assassin Snoom

This one exemplifies my war like capabilities. This one costs around $92,000 pretty reasonable in my opinion

Legsnoom

This one is a continuation of the buff snom, this time with ripped legs instead. Goes for $3,000 only

An affront to nature

This one scares me.... please take it.... it’s free just take it.

so this rounds up the second wave of snoom NFTs, now I’ll just say phoopes has very quiet since these dropped
Oh wait it was because he was hacked. I wonder who could have done that? Guess we’ll never know

 

[phoopes]

so this rounds up the second wave of snoom NFTs, now I’ll just say phoopes has very quiet since these dropped

a lion does not concern himself with the opinion of a sheep