Trologic

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Trologic-n: Twisted logic that abuses various idioms, postulates, and technicalities to reach a conclusion. The conclusion can be totally false, or explain something existing, but in a completely illogical way.

Examples of trologic:

Zombies are undead.
Everyone around you is alive.
Undead (technically) means alive.
Therefore, everyone around you is a zombie. Take an AK-47 and re-kill them immediately.

Also, the piece of trologic I made that inspired me to make this thread:

Take the following two postulates:
1) Time is money.
2) Knowledge is power.

From those two statements, we can easily derive that Time=Money, and Knowledge=Power.

Now, as any engineer knows, Power=Work/Time.

With the substitutions mentioned above, that equation becomes Knowledge=Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get Money=Work/Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches 0, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work involved.

Basically, the less you know, the more you make.

Therefore, business executives make billions of dollars, and most engineers and scientists barely scrap in $100,000 a year.

So, what sort of trologic do you have to share?
 
you have to follow logic after you've Establihed your illogical base otherwise you can say anything and thus it won't be funny anymore. So, if work approaches 0 faster than knowledge does, you won't have any money. It isn't regardless of work.

The undead example is fine because you don't take liberties in making your illogical connection of logic.

I guess I'm saying you can't say things blatantly wrong because that defeats the purpose of using trologic to explain something.
 
V0x said:
you have to follow logic after you've Establihed your illogical base otherwise you can say anything and thus it won't be funny anymore. So, if work approaches 0 faster than knowledge does, you won't have any money. It isn't regardless of work.

The undead example is fine because you don't take liberties in making your illogical connection of logic.

I guess I'm saying you can't say things blatantly wrong because that defeats the purpose of using trologic to explain something.
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To get a woman it takes time and money, so woman=time*money. Time=money, so woman=money^2. And money is the root of all evil, so money^2=evil. Therefore woman=evil.
 
@ V0x, you're thinking Trologic=Logic. It is not. It is Logic*Tro.

If everything was correct, and you didn't say things blatantly wrong, then it wouldn't be Trologic. It would just be Logic, and I'll have to rename this thread the Logic thread. And that's boring.

Love the facepalm, TIK.

EDIT: @ Staraptor Call, since money is the root of all evil, money should be equal to evil. Thus, woman=evil^2.
 
FlamingFighter said:
@ V0x, you're thinking Trologic=Logic. It is not. It is Logic*Tro.

If everything was correct, and you didn't say things blatantly wrong, then it wouldn't be Trologic. It would just be Logic, and I'll have to rename this thread the Logic thread. And that's boring.

Love the facepalm, TIK.

EDIT: @ Staraptor Call, since money is the root of all evil, money should be equal to evil. Thus, woman=evil^2.
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Money=the root of all evil.

The square root of something to the power of 2 is the original something.
 
@ Tort, OH RIGHT, sorry.

@ Stunfisk, in comparison to billions, 100,000 isn't much. It is, to be precise, .01% of a billion.

Also, I didn't mean that it wasn't much. I meant they were barely capable of reaching that amount, and most don't.

@ Snkz, That's great trologic.

COME ON GUYS START POSTING MORE TROLOGIC!!
 
Here's an example to illustrate what I mean.

Zombies are undead.
Everyone around you is alive.
Undead (technically) means alive. This step right here to the next one is a logical statement. Everyone is alive, alive is undead, so everyone is undead. What makes trologic funny [key word] is that you can use standard logic and apply it in clever ways where the fallacy is not blatantly evident.
Therefore, everyone around you is a zombie. Take an AK-47 and re-kill them immediately.

Trologic doesn't have to be funny, but it would be nice if it were.
 
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Acute is the latin term for severe or interesting
A is a prefix that means "not"
Thus cute = dull
By applying that logic all cute girls are boring.
 
You aren't abusing a technicality, you're making up a new definition for undead. Undead doesn't mean alive, nor does it mean dead. And it doesn't mean living dead, because undead aren't alive or dead. Undead are simply undead, a fourth state of being (the third being inanimate).

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