I saw a familiar face enter on ShoddyBattle. Currently I had more wins than he, 2 to be exact. This enemy was Synecdoche. I challenged him with my new team that is pretty standard. I had a feeling he'd use his fun team that caught me off guard before. And the battle began.
Discord's Standard Boring-ness:
Synecdoche's Team of (insert random adjective)
Synecdoche sent out Aerodactyl.
Discord+ sent out Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
This is always a fun way to start a battle. Obviously I'm not staying in due to the 50% chance of him fucking me over by outspeeding me. I get unlucky at lot sometimes, so I made the obvious switch. I know my enemy has some trace of a brain, so I know he'd switch as well.
Synecdoche switched in Hippowdon.
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Discord+ switched in Cresselia.
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Fuck, Sandstorm doesn't exactly provide an advantage to my team, but I doubt Synec knew that considering my first two pokemon are pretty well off in Sandstorm. I knew he wasn't going to stay in to get hit by a Cresselia Ice Beam, so I used that sexual magic called prediction.
Synecdoche switched in Scizor.
Cresselia used Thunder Wave.
Scizor is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Well, I do know to predict and it paid of very well. At times Scizor uses his pimp claw on my team, so I was very happy. I knew he was going to switch as he really didn't have much other option. Might as well switch too. Try to get my setup on.
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Scizor's attack!
Scizor used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 33% of its health.
Synecdoche switched in Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health
Alrighty then, I got fucked by teh U-Turn. I can't stay in on it because that's practical suicide.
Discord+ switched in Cresselia.
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
A critical hit!
Cresselia lost 71% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
This fucked me so hard. I thought I could help aid my set up some more, but that CH made my Cress somewhat useless. Time for teh switch.
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
Gliscor lost 39% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Goddamn, that HAS to be CB, there's no other way in hell. I tried to make him think my Gliscor has Ice Fang. He must have been thinking that because I would have no other reason to switch in besides stalling him out of Stone Edges, which could easily be done with Roost.
Synecdoche switched in Drifblim.
Gliscor used Roost.
Gliscor restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Ha, I guess my "scare tactic" was right. Now I had a fully healed Batman.
Time for a switch, just because I don't know anything about Drifblim, so I have to kind of scout it's moveset.
Discord+ switched in Cresselia.
Drifblim used Substitute.
Drifblim lost 25% of its health.
Drifblim made a substitute!
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Hmm, subDrifblim. Honestly, all that I was sure of is Thunderbolt, and possibly Baton Pass. I know that Ice Beams can tear down it's subs pretty easily. I know it's going to start SubStalling so I might as well IB them down.
Drifblim used Thunderbolt.
Cresselia lost 16% of its health.
Cresselia used Moonlight.
Cresselia restored 33% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Shit. I totally forgot that Sandstorm sodomizes Cresselia's ability to really heal itself. Well, I technically gained 18%, which really isn't much, but it's something.
Drifblim used Calm Mind.
Drifblim's special attack was raised.
Drifblim's special defence was raised.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Drifblim!
Drifblim's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit. Alright, I have no idea how to handle this. It's at about ~38%, so it's going to BP now. I think...
Alright, it Subbed up one more time putting it in the 10% range. It CM'ed again, and I failed to destroy it's sub with Ice Beam. Now I'm in for a surprise that scared me shitless.
Drifblim's Salac Berry raised its speed!
Shit. Here come's the Baton Pass. I'm just going to go ahead and kill myself. Let's see who he BP's to.
Drifblim used Baton Pass.
Synecdoche switched in Magnezone.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Magnezone!
Magnezone's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Right now, I feel something like this :justin:, and Synec's facial expression must be more like :happybrain:. Now I'm fucked.
Magnezone used Substitute.
Magnezone lost 25% of its health.
Magnezone made a substitute!
Cresselia used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Magnezone's leftovers restored a little health!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
Cresselia lost 62% of its health.
Discord+'s Cresselia fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Magnezone's leftovers restored a little health!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Wow, this fucker hurts now. 2 Cm's and a Speed Boost Magnezone is NOTHING to scoff at, especially with Hidden Power. If this one has HP Ice, I'm in VERY deep shit.
Time to determine my fate.
Synecdoche 6 - Discord+ 5
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Magnezone used Hidden Power.
Magnezone's attack missed!
Gliscor used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Magnezone!
Magnezone's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
Magnezone's leftovers restored a little health!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Discord+: haha
Discord+: sand veil hax
Yes!Yes! For the FIRST FUCKING TIME this match, luck has turned out to be in my favor. The next few turns involved him Protect - Sub stalling my Gliscor. Eventually he attacked my Gliscor.
Magnezone used Hidden Power.
Gliscor lost (less than 100%)
Gliscor used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Magnezone lost 135% of its health.
Synecdoche's Magnezone fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Haha, thank you so much Jesus for HP Grass. Alright, I just extinguished a massive threat. And Drifblim is totally useless with no Salac or Lefties and about 18% HP. It's more like 5-4, me.
Discord 5- Syncedoche 5
Synecdoche switched in Ninetales.
Ninetales used Hypnosis.
Gliscor fell asleep!
Gliscor is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Aaaarrggh! Hypnosis never ever fucking misses anymore. Why couldn't those people at Gamefreak keep it at 60% acc? Anyway, I have to switch into the sexiest, spongiest special wall in history. This is epic.
Discord+ switched in Blissey.
Ninetales used Nasty Plot.
Ninetales's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Ninetales used Nasty Plot.
Ninetales's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 25% of its health.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Alright, now I have 3 CM's and he really can't hurt me that much, or CAN he?
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 19% of its health.
Blissey was burned!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Shit. That fucking Ninetales burned me. I really can't catch much of a break this match. It's insane.
Ninetales used Nasty Plot.
Ninetales's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Thunderbolt.
Ninetales lost 46% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Wow! Thunderbolt did quite a bit, especially to a poke with 105 base Sp.Def.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 26% of its health.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Ninetales lost 23% of its health.
Synecdoche's Ninetales fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health
Yes, this is a win-lose situation. He's lost all of his major special attackers, BUT, my Blissey only has 13% and is Burned. I guess I'll have to give it up. Blissey, you did a nice job.
Discord 5 - Synecdoche 4
Synecdoche switched in Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
Blissey lost 26% of its health.
Discord+'s Blissey fainted.
The sandstorm rages
Why didn't he use Quake? Relying on 95% accuracy isn't the smartest thing ever.
Synecdoche 4 - Discord 4
Discord+ switched in Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 98% of its health.
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 226% of its health.
Synecdoche's Aerodactyl fainted.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Discord+'s Aerodactyl fainted.
Alright, I barely came out of that IF, with enough to get him with SE. Too bad it was suicide for me too. If I outsped him, this match would have been a 3-0 on my part probably.
Discord 3 - Synecdoche 3
Synecdoche switched in Drifblim.
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Drifblim's attack!
I can't stay in on it because I'll be outspeeded and TBolted.
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Drifblim used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Gliscor...
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Drifblim has an extremely low HP right now, so he's going to lose it easily. Hah, advantage: me. The only thing preventing me from a win is horrible luck.
Drifblim used Baton Pass.
Synecdoche switched in Hippowdon.
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Gliscor is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
I don't really get why he did this. He must have some other move besides Bolt, Pass, and Sub. Oh well, my Gliscor is still asleep therefore making it useless.
Synecdoche switched in Drifblim.
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Drifblim's attack!
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Drifblim used Thunderbolt.
Drifblim's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Synecdoche's Drifblim fainted.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Discord 3 - Synecdoche 2
Synecdoche switched in Hippowdon.
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Argh, Hippos.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 41% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 38% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 38% of its health.
Discord+'s Gliscor fainted.
My Gliscor was useless anyways. Goodbye Gliscor.
Synecdoche 2 - Discord 2
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Hippowdon's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 50% of its health.
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 15% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored a little health!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
I'm pretty much going to win now that all he has is a para'd Sciz and this Hippo. I'm going to set up now.
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Hippowdon used Slack Off.
Hippowdon restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 66% of its health.
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 16% of its health.
Gyarados was frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
Oh my fucking god! I am SO unlucky. This is wrong xD. Oh well, time to take my loss like a man.
Synecdoche: ouch >.>
Gyarados is frozen solid!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Discord+'s Gyarados fainted.
Aww fuckfuckfuck. Oh well.
Synecdoche 2 - Discord 1
Discord+ switched in Raikou.
Raikou is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Raikou.
Raikou lost 12% of its health.
Raikou used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 34% of its health.
Hippowdon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Raikou lost 61% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Raikou is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored a little health!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored a little health!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
Wow, I really thought a Hippo EQ would have been a KO. That's odd.
Raikou used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 35% of its health.
Synecdoche's Hippowdon fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Raikou is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored a little health!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
Discord 1 - Synecdoche 1
Oh well. Time to fight Scizor. If luck favors me, and I get some sexy hax with Para, I've won, if not, it was a good game regardless.
Synecdoche switched in Scizor.
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Scizor lost 55% of its health.
Scizor used U-turn.
Raikou lost 111% of its health.
Discord+'s Raikou fainted.
Synecdoche wins!
I know the UTurn damage was way too much but I only had about 20-something percent left so I'd lose regardless.
Synecdoche 1 - Discord 0
Props:
Not much, I'll tell you that.
- Gliscor for haxing Magnezone.
- Aero for surviving Synec's Aero IF and not gettinf swept by Aero.
Slops:
- Gyara Freeze
- Cress and Gyara not doing as much as I had hoped.
Discord's Standard Boring-ness:
Synecdoche's Team of (insert random adjective)
Synecdoche sent out Aerodactyl.
Discord+ sent out Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
This is always a fun way to start a battle. Obviously I'm not staying in due to the 50% chance of him fucking me over by outspeeding me. I get unlucky at lot sometimes, so I made the obvious switch. I know my enemy has some trace of a brain, so I know he'd switch as well.
Synecdoche switched in Hippowdon.
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Discord+ switched in Cresselia.
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Fuck, Sandstorm doesn't exactly provide an advantage to my team, but I doubt Synec knew that considering my first two pokemon are pretty well off in Sandstorm. I knew he wasn't going to stay in to get hit by a Cresselia Ice Beam, so I used that sexual magic called prediction.
Synecdoche switched in Scizor.
Cresselia used Thunder Wave.
Scizor is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Well, I do know to predict and it paid of very well. At times Scizor uses his pimp claw on my team, so I was very happy. I knew he was going to switch as he really didn't have much other option. Might as well switch too. Try to get my setup on.
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Scizor's attack!
Scizor used U-turn.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 33% of its health.
Synecdoche switched in Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health
Alrighty then, I got fucked by teh U-Turn. I can't stay in on it because that's practical suicide.
Discord+ switched in Cresselia.
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
A critical hit!
Cresselia lost 71% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
This fucked me so hard. I thought I could help aid my set up some more, but that CH made my Cress somewhat useless. Time for teh switch.
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
Gliscor lost 39% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Goddamn, that HAS to be CB, there's no other way in hell. I tried to make him think my Gliscor has Ice Fang. He must have been thinking that because I would have no other reason to switch in besides stalling him out of Stone Edges, which could easily be done with Roost.
Synecdoche switched in Drifblim.
Gliscor used Roost.
Gliscor restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Ha, I guess my "scare tactic" was right. Now I had a fully healed Batman.
Time for a switch, just because I don't know anything about Drifblim, so I have to kind of scout it's moveset.
Discord+ switched in Cresselia.
Drifblim used Substitute.
Drifblim lost 25% of its health.
Drifblim made a substitute!
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Hmm, subDrifblim. Honestly, all that I was sure of is Thunderbolt, and possibly Baton Pass. I know that Ice Beams can tear down it's subs pretty easily. I know it's going to start SubStalling so I might as well IB them down.
Drifblim used Thunderbolt.
Cresselia lost 16% of its health.
Cresselia used Moonlight.
Cresselia restored 33% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Shit. I totally forgot that Sandstorm sodomizes Cresselia's ability to really heal itself. Well, I technically gained 18%, which really isn't much, but it's something.
Drifblim used Calm Mind.
Drifblim's special attack was raised.
Drifblim's special defence was raised.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Drifblim!
Drifblim's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit. Alright, I have no idea how to handle this. It's at about ~38%, so it's going to BP now. I think...
Alright, it Subbed up one more time putting it in the 10% range. It CM'ed again, and I failed to destroy it's sub with Ice Beam. Now I'm in for a surprise that scared me shitless.
Drifblim's Salac Berry raised its speed!
Shit. Here come's the Baton Pass. I'm just going to go ahead and kill myself. Let's see who he BP's to.
Drifblim used Baton Pass.
Synecdoche switched in Magnezone.
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
The substitute took damage for Magnezone!
Magnezone's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Right now, I feel something like this :justin:, and Synec's facial expression must be more like :happybrain:. Now I'm fucked.
Magnezone used Substitute.
Magnezone lost 25% of its health.
Magnezone made a substitute!
Cresselia used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
Magnezone's leftovers restored a little health!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored a little health!
Cresselia restored 6% of its health.
Magnezone used Thunderbolt.
Cresselia lost 62% of its health.
Discord+'s Cresselia fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Magnezone's leftovers restored a little health!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Wow, this fucker hurts now. 2 Cm's and a Speed Boost Magnezone is NOTHING to scoff at, especially with Hidden Power. If this one has HP Ice, I'm in VERY deep shit.
Time to determine my fate.
Synecdoche 6 - Discord+ 5
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Magnezone used Hidden Power.
Magnezone's attack missed!
Gliscor used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Magnezone!
Magnezone's substitute faded!
The sandstorm rages.
Magnezone's leftovers restored a little health!
Magnezone restored 6% of its health.
Discord+: haha
Discord+: sand veil hax
Yes!Yes! For the FIRST FUCKING TIME this match, luck has turned out to be in my favor. The next few turns involved him Protect - Sub stalling my Gliscor. Eventually he attacked my Gliscor.
Magnezone used Hidden Power.
Gliscor lost (less than 100%)
Gliscor used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Magnezone lost 135% of its health.
Synecdoche's Magnezone fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Haha, thank you so much Jesus for HP Grass. Alright, I just extinguished a massive threat. And Drifblim is totally useless with no Salac or Lefties and about 18% HP. It's more like 5-4, me.
Discord 5- Syncedoche 5
Synecdoche switched in Ninetales.
Ninetales used Hypnosis.
Gliscor fell asleep!
Gliscor is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Aaaarrggh! Hypnosis never ever fucking misses anymore. Why couldn't those people at Gamefreak keep it at 60% acc? Anyway, I have to switch into the sexiest, spongiest special wall in history. This is epic.
Discord+ switched in Blissey.
Ninetales used Nasty Plot.
Ninetales's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 30% of its health.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Ninetales used Nasty Plot.
Ninetales's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 25% of its health.
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Alright, now I have 3 CM's and he really can't hurt me that much, or CAN he?
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 19% of its health.
Blissey was burned!
Blissey used Softboiled.
Blissey restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Shit. That fucking Ninetales burned me. I really can't catch much of a break this match. It's insane.
Ninetales used Nasty Plot.
Ninetales's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Thunderbolt.
Ninetales lost 46% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Ninetales is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Ninetales lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health.
Wow! Thunderbolt did quite a bit, especially to a poke with 105 base Sp.Def.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Blissey lost 26% of its health.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Ninetales lost 23% of its health.
Synecdoche's Ninetales fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored a little health!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Blissey was hurt by its burn!
Blissey lost 12% of its health
Yes, this is a win-lose situation. He's lost all of his major special attackers, BUT, my Blissey only has 13% and is Burned. I guess I'll have to give it up. Blissey, you did a nice job.
Discord 5 - Synecdoche 4
Synecdoche switched in Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
Blissey lost 26% of its health.
Discord+'s Blissey fainted.
The sandstorm rages
Why didn't he use Quake? Relying on 95% accuracy isn't the smartest thing ever.
Synecdoche 4 - Discord 4
Discord+ switched in Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 98% of its health.
Aerodactyl used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 226% of its health.
Synecdoche's Aerodactyl fainted.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Discord+'s Aerodactyl fainted.
Alright, I barely came out of that IF, with enough to get him with SE. Too bad it was suicide for me too. If I outsped him, this match would have been a 3-0 on my part probably.
Discord 3 - Synecdoche 3
Synecdoche switched in Drifblim.
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Drifblim's attack!
I can't stay in on it because I'll be outspeeded and TBolted.
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Drifblim used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Gliscor...
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Drifblim has an extremely low HP right now, so he's going to lose it easily. Hah, advantage: me. The only thing preventing me from a win is horrible luck.
Drifblim used Baton Pass.
Synecdoche switched in Hippowdon.
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Gliscor is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
I don't really get why he did this. He must have some other move besides Bolt, Pass, and Sub. Oh well, my Gliscor is still asleep therefore making it useless.
Synecdoche switched in Drifblim.
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Drifblim's attack!
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Discord+ switched in Gliscor.
Drifblim used Thunderbolt.
Drifblim's attack missed!
The sandstorm rages.
Drifblim is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Drifblim lost 6% of its health.
Synecdoche's Drifblim fainted.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Discord 3 - Synecdoche 2
Synecdoche switched in Hippowdon.
Hippowdon's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Argh, Hippos.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 41% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 38% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gliscor's leftovers restored a little health!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
Gliscor is fast asleep!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
It's super effective!
Gliscor lost 38% of its health.
Discord+'s Gliscor fainted.
My Gliscor was useless anyways. Goodbye Gliscor.
Synecdoche 2 - Discord 2
Discord+ switched in Gyarados.
Gyarados's intimidate cut Hippowdon's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 50% of its health.
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 15% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored a little health!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
I'm pretty much going to win now that all he has is a para'd Sciz and this Hippo. I'm going to set up now.
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Hippowdon used Slack Off.
Hippowdon restored 50% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored a little health!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 66% of its health.
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 16% of its health.
Gyarados was frozen solid!
The sandstorm rages.
Oh my fucking god! I am SO unlucky. This is wrong xD. Oh well, time to take my loss like a man.
Synecdoche: ouch >.>
Gyarados is frozen solid!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Discord+'s Gyarados fainted.
Aww fuckfuckfuck. Oh well.
Synecdoche 2 - Discord 1
Discord+ switched in Raikou.
Raikou is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Raikou.
Raikou lost 12% of its health.
Raikou used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 34% of its health.
Hippowdon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Raikou lost 61% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Raikou is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Hippowdon's leftovers restored a little health!
Hippowdon restored 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored a little health!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
Wow, I really thought a Hippo EQ would have been a KO. That's odd.
Raikou used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Hippowdon lost 35% of its health.
Synecdoche's Hippowdon fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Raikou is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Raikou lost 6% of its health.
Raikou's leftovers restored a little health!
Raikou restored 6% of its health.
Discord 1 - Synecdoche 1
Oh well. Time to fight Scizor. If luck favors me, and I get some sexy hax with Para, I've won, if not, it was a good game regardless.
Synecdoche switched in Scizor.
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Scizor lost 55% of its health.
Scizor used U-turn.
Raikou lost 111% of its health.
Discord+'s Raikou fainted.
Synecdoche wins!
I know the UTurn damage was way too much but I only had about 20-something percent left so I'd lose regardless.
Synecdoche 1 - Discord 0
Props:
Not much, I'll tell you that.
- Gliscor for haxing Magnezone.
- Aero for surviving Synec's Aero IF and not gettinf swept by Aero.
Slops:
- Gyara Freeze
- Cress and Gyara not doing as much as I had hoped.
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