Uber team with no ubers

[The Trapinch]

This team's goal is to be effective with NO ubers at all(in uber tier).
Ask - Why?
First, I had team with one uber(started from rain team - ended at sheddy+dugtrio+other annoyers) and came across a crazy idea to make a team with no ubers at all.
Second, I read somewhere that Spiritomb and parasect can be used in ubers.So I thought:'I MUST try it!'
So here it comes:

SPIRITOMB@lefties
impish nature
252 hp/100 def/152 sdef
-pain split
-WoW
-pursuit
-sucker punch

This evil mug works wonders on lead place.Plays mind games with lead mewtwo and deoxys(can't be koed by both and pursuits for large damage even if they stay) and COUNTERS(lol) arceus(normal and ghost physicals with recover).How? Burns and cannot be koed by +6 /2 stab shadow claw and steals hp with pain split recovering himself and forcing arceus to use recover and give spirit even more hp to steal.

SHEDINJA@focus sash
adamant nature
252 atk/252 spd
-Swords dance
-shadow sneak
-sucker punch
-x-scissors

standard sheddy.I think about changing SP to hp fire and evs to 252 atk/252 satk to 2ko incoming forty but this set causes more havoc to other ubers

STARMIE@Choice Specs
Timid nature
120 HP/252 satk/136 spe
-rapid spin
-trick
-thunder
-ice beam

So yeah.CS starmie with 2 special attacks.It'll usually come on forty setting entry hazards so it'll force switches on blissey or giratina-A(both are crippled by specs).If Kyogre or palkia come in I get their probable scarves and am sure that starmie is faster to throw a Thunder on them.Ice beam for pure and fast-delivered power.

ROSERADE@lefties
calm nature
252 hp/252 sdef
-sleep powder
-leech seed
-hp ice
-toxic spikes

Toxic Spikes Absorber,Sleeper,Seeder,Spiker all in one.Also pseudo-special wall (I'm still wondering why I have no blissey - I have no room for her).

HERACROSS@Choice Scarf
jolly nature
252 atk/252 speed
-sleep talk
-stone edge
-megahorn
-close combat

ScarfCross running through darkrai,dialga,deoxys(if he's still alive),lati@s and other psychics.Main purpose - sleep absorber.

HEATRAN@lefties
timid nature
240 hp/156 spd/114 sdef
-toxic
-taunt
-protect
-(looking for suitable attacking move)

My giratina killer(CM versions) - toxic, taunt and wait taking little damage from dragon pulse.
Works nice if blissey comes in(taunt and then switch to cross), but has problems with other switches.Looking for help with the last move.

If you'd ask why there's no parasect I answer:Sect switching in is too easy to predict and kill(and Sheddy has more uses).

 

[haunter]

You need to expand most of your descriptions as currently they're not up to rule 3:

3. Have some actual words in your post beyond your six Pokemon and their moves. Not following this makes your post quite boring to read and rate. All Pokemon should have a good reason for being in your team anyway, so why not post that reason? If you are having trouble with this one, start by giving an explanation for each team member. Why are they there? What role do they serve? How do you get them in? Then, give an explanation of how you would open with the team and how you would go about using it. All of these things help people rate your team and allow us to offer more helpful advice.

This does not mean add one sentence saying "Standard x" or "all-around awesome" after each Pokemon. If you put thought into making the team, you can put thought into posting it.

You're also breaking rule 13:

13. You are only permitted to have one active RMT thread open at any given time. Don't post a new team every 2 weeks, wait some time before posting another RMT.

If you fix your descriptions, send them to me via PM between 2 weeks and I'll unlock this.