UU Warstory: Revenge of the Return of the Huge Mongolian Kangaroo Strikes Back!

Long Warstory titles FTW.

Anyway, this be my second warstory here on smogon. This be an UU battle between me, Lou Cypher and a man known as McKillington, who I did not found on this board. McKillington, if you want this thing gone, please notify me.

I must note that I did play UU vividly in RSE. With DP though, there weren't a lot of UU players, so I stuck to OU for a while. Lately though, I'm back in UU, with some surprising results.

Anyway, it was a regular UU battle, and hereby, the teams, in order of appearance:

McKillington's Team Of Cool Pogeyz:

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Lou Cypher's Team Of Awesome Pogeyz:
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Pedo Fish! - MeGayNium - Dschinghis Khan - Fugly Bird - Gray Fox - Slugger

Enough smalltalk, you want a warstory.

Also, I’m keeping Ninetales’s nickname in because, well, it helps differentiate. First Lefties noted, always. Anything orange is what my pokes do/concede.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Timed Battle
McKillington sent out Plusle.
Lou Cypher UU sent out Sharpedo.
McKillington switched in Drifblim.
Lou Cypher UU switched in Meganium.
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Plusle vs. Sharpedo. I can prolly Quake it into its grave, but on the other hand, I do not know what Plusle will be up to. So I switch to Meganium. Which is responded by Driftblim. Hmm.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Kangaskhan.
Drifblim used Will-o-wisp.
Kangaskhan was burned!
Kangaskhan lost 12% of its health.

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Oh. Crud. Kangaskhan comes in, ready to blow that balloon away, but gets burned in the process. I figure it won’t stay in though.
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McKillington switched in Aggron.
Lou Cypher UU switched in Meganium.
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Meganium is back. I plan on seeding that thing, and then Aromatherapy. Aggron can be annoying.
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Meganium used Leech Seed.
Aggron used Thunder Wave.
Aggron's health was sapped by leech seed!
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Well, should’ve seen THAT coming from a mile. Or two.
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McKillington switched in Pinsir.
Meganium is paralysed! It can't move!
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Aw tits. Pinsir is a frikkin monster. Gotta get Meganium outta there, she is just too important to let die.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Dodrio.
Pinsir used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Dodrio lost 100% of its health.
Lou Cypher UU's Fugly Bird fainted.
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I figured X-Scissor would come, but McKillington proves some keen prediction. Dodrio bites the dust without doing anything.

Lou Cypher 5:6 McKillington
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Meganium.
McKillington switched in Ninetales.
Meganium is paralysed! It can't move!
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Meganium is back in town, but is still para’d. Ninetales is dangerous, so I better get her out…again.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Gray Fox the Ninetales.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Gray Fox's Flash Fire raised its fire power!
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I got Ninetales of my own. Muhahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahaha
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McKillington switched in Poliwrath.
Gray Fox used Nasty Plot.
Gray Fox's special attack was sharply raised.

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Poliwrath huh? Well, I outspeed, but my UU Calcs need work.
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Gray Fox used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!

Poliwrath lost 74% of its health.
Poliwrath used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Gray Fox lost 100% of its health.
Lou Cypher UU's Gray Fox fainted.

Poliwrath's leftovers restored its health a little!
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Like I said. My calcs aren’t up to snuff just yet. Its crippled but my main special sweeper is done for.

Lou Cypher 4:6 McKillington
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Meganium.
McKillington switched in Ninetales.
Meganium used Aromatherapy.
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Got the Aroma off. This could become quite important later on.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Sharpedo.
Ninetales used Fire Blast.
Ninetales's attack missed!
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Slightly lucky break there, although Sharpedo, despite its piss-poor defences, would’ve survived that.
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McKillington switched in Drifblim.
Sharpedo used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Drifblim...
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I knew he had Poliwrath, who would love the Waterfall. So I figured I’d quake, realizing he had this blimp too late.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Meganium.
Drifblim used Will-o-wisp.
Meganium was hurt by its burn!
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Meganium takes the burn valiantly. Can’t let Sharkyboy get Burnt now can we?
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McKillington switched in Pinsir
Meganium used Leech Seed.
Pinsir's health was sapped by leech seed!
Meganium was hurt by its burn!
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Seed in, didn’t know what would come. So it’s Pinsir again. This time, I make a better switch.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Gastrodon.
Pinsir used X-Scissor.
Gastrodon lost 51% of its health.
Pinsir's health was sapped by leech seed!
Gastrodon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gastrodon restored 6% of its health.

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Gastrodon has proven to be a top player in UU to me. He basically seals most deals for me.
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McKillington switched in Plusle.
Gastrodon used Recover.
Gastrodon restored 37% of its health.

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You ain’t gonna catch me with Grass Knot, stupid Pikachu-Ripoff.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Meganium.
Plusle used Grass Knot.
It's not very effective...
Meganium lost 11% of its health.
Meganium's leftovers restored its health a little!
Meganium restored 6% of its health.

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Compared to his earlier prediction skills, this seemed out of character. Maybe he thought I didn’t know that thing could Grass Knot.
Funny. Meganium has been in and out a lot, and this is the first place where I can note his Lefties.
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Plusle used Nasty Plot.
Plusle's special attack was sharply raised.
Meganium used Leech Seed.
Plusle was seeded!
Plusle's health was sapped by leech seed!
Meganium was hurt by its burn!
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Seeded it. But it plots, didn’t anticipate that. This could get scary.
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Plusle used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Meganium lost 60% of its health.
Meganium used Aromatherapy.
Plusle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Plusle restored 6% of its health.
Plusle's health was sapped by leech seed!
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So HP Ice, Grass Knot, prolly TBolt and Nasty Plot. Good to know. See if he predicts this. Does have Lefties.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Sharpedo.
Plusle used Hidden Power.
It's not very effective...
Sharpedo lost 43% of its health.
Plusle's health was sapped by leech seed!
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Sharky takes the blow. Now, lessee. Maybe he’ll figure I figure Driftblim. So I crunch. Knowing that I outspeed Poliwrath any day of the week.
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McKillington switched in Poliwrath.
Sharpedo used Crunch.
It's not very effective...
Poliwrath lost 22% of its health.
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Wrath is on dangerously low HP now. But I’m Scarfed, so…
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McKillington switched in Aggron.
Sharpedo used Crunch.
It's not very effective...
Aggron lost 14% of its health.
Aggron's defence was lowered.
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.
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Aggron is the obvious switch-in. Not too surprised, but I wasn’t sure if he would.
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Meganium.
Aggron used Substitute.
Aggron made a substitute!
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Well, that stinks, seems its the old ADV standard with DP Improvements. Better get that Sub down. You did your job Meganium, time to go down with grace.
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Meganium used Energy Ball.
Aggron's substitute faded!
Aggron used Stone Edge.
Meganium lost 35% of its health.
Lou Cypher UU's Meganium fainted.
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And so, Meganium dies after valiantly fighting and supporting. Time to send back my ace in the hole again.

Lou Cypher 3:6 McKillington
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Kangaskhan.
Kangaskhan used Substitute.
Kangaskhan made a substitute!

Aggron used Thunder Wave.
But it failed!
Kangaskhan leftovers restored its health a little!
Kangaskhan restored 6% of its health.

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NOT letting you do that again, chum. Now I’m subbed and ready to lay the smackdown.
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Kangaskhan is tightening its focus!
McKillington switched in Drifblim.
Kangaskhan used Focus Punch.
It's not very effective...
Drifblim lost 27% of its health.
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Scrappy is so lovely.
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McKillington switched in Poliwrath.
Kangaskhan used Return.
Poliwrath lost 17% of its health.
McKillington's Poliwrath fainted.
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Figured he’d sacrifice Poliwrath. Still, he doesn’t have anything to safely switch in now.

Lou Cypher 3:5 McKillington
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McKillington switched in Aggron.
Kangaskhan is tightening its focus!
Aggron used Stone Edge.
Kangaskhan‘s substitute faded!
Kangaskhan used Focus Punch.
It's super effective!

Aggron lost 73% of its health.
McKillington's Aggron fainted.
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Aggron is down and out, but I lost my sub. My bet: Pinsir.

Lou Cypher 3:4 McKillington
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McKillington switched in Pinsir.
Lou Cypher UU switched in Gastrodon.
Pinsir used Close Combat.
Gastrodon lost 50% of its health.
Pinsir's defences were lowered.
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Gastrodon took a whallop of that. Not nice.
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Pinsir used Close Combat.
Gastrodon lost 51% of its health.
Pinsir's defences were lowered.
Gastrodon used Recover.
Gastrodon restored 50% of its health.

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Recovering off the damage. Wanting to break him in after a few CC’s, taking the CH risk.
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McKillington switched in Ninetales.
Gastrodon used Recover.
Gastrodon restored 38% of its health.

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His Fox is back. But Gastrodon can survive Energy Ball. Can I OHKO?
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Ninetales used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Gastrodon lost 79% of its health.
Gastrodon used Earthquake.
It's super effective!

Ninetales lost 86% of its health.
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Guess that’s a no. Still, I did enough.
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Ninetales used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Gastrodon lost 28% of its health.
Lou Cypher UU's Gastrodon fainted.

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Sleep tight Gastrodon.

Lou Cypher 2:4 McKillington
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Sharpedo.
McKillington switched in Drifblim.
Sharpedo used Crunch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!

Drifblim lost 79% of its health.
McKillington's Drifblim fainted.
Sharpedo was hurt by Drifblim's Aftermath!
Sharpedo lost 25% of its health.

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Mwehehehehehe. Sharks > Life. Hurt a bit, but it works. Not sure if the CH was required.

Lou Cypher 2:3 McKillington
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McKillington switched in Pinsir.
Sharpedo used Crunch.
Pinsir lost 53% of its health.

Pinsir used X-Scissor.
It's super effective!
Sharpedo lost 43% of its health.
Lou Cypher UU's Sharpedo fainted.

Pinsir was hurt by Pedo Fish!'s Rough Skin!
Pinsir lost 12% of its health.
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So now Kangaskhan is on its own. But his remaining pokes are either very frail (Plusle) or low on health (Ninetales, Pinsir). Lets see what I can pull off here.

Lou Cypher 1:3 McKillington
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Lou Cypher UU switched in Kangaskhan.
Pinsir used X-Scissor.
Kangaskhan lost 48% of its health.
Kangaskhan used Substitute.
Kangaskhan made a substitute!

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Survived that. Good. Now I got my sub, just as I wanted. Had this gone wrong, this would’ve been your average everyday 0-3 battle.
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Kangaskhan used Sucker Punch.
Pinsir lost 10% of its health.
McKillington's Pinsir fainted.
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Bye Bye Bug Too Good For UU.

Lou Cypher 1:2 McKillington
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McKillington switched in Plusle.
Plusle used Thunderbolt.
Kangaskhan’s substitute faded!
Kangaskhan used Return.

Plusle lost 75% of its health.
McKillington's Plusle fainted.
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Plusle breaks the Sub, but I get it out of the way. Now, the moment we’ve been waiting for.
If you wonder why I didn't Sucker Punch, its because I did not know if it'd OHKO or not. Frail, Plusle may be, but Sucker Punch isnt THAT powerful when not STAB'd. And he could then Plot up, let Lefties heal, and turn this into one heck of a prediction war.


Lou Cypher 1:1 McKillington
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McKillington switched in Ninetales.
Kangaskhan used Sucker Punch.
Ninetales lost 14% of its health.
McKillington's Ninetales fainted.
Lou Cypher UU wins!
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KANGY PULLED IT. KANGASKHAN IS STILL AWESOME.



Ahem

Lou Cypher 1:0 McKillington

+ and –:

+ McKillington for some great predicts and an awesome game.
+ Sharpedo for being a general pain to him.
+ Meganium for doing what he does best, annoying the f out of your opponent.
+ Gastrodon for taking what he needed to take.
+ KANGASKHAN.
+ Very Hax-Free battle.
- Dodrio for dying like that.
- Ninetales for not getting to work his magic.
- My own sloppy calculations.
 
Can you change the orange to something darker? It's annoying having to highlight the text or squint at it to read it.
 
Pheonix: That it is. Might have to do with his fragileness.
Junior: I found that Kangy in OU doesnt work. Sadly.
Mike: Really? I got no problems with it, maybe its just your monitor?
 
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