Diplomacy Vanilla Diplomacy - GAME OVER (UncleSam / Russia wins!)

Yes, I am ripping most of this OP from Flandrs' last game. Deal with it.
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Vanilla Diplomacy

You know, I always felt as if vanilla gets a bad rap. People associate it with "basic," "boring," and "flavorless," when in reality it is anything but. Vanilla is one of the most complex flavors out there (Did you know that natural vanilla is as rare and complex as saffron?), and I think it's time to give credit where credit is due.

This is not to say that there's anything wrong with the basics, though. Despite the fun that we have had with our variants, it's been almost a full year since our last completely stock game of Diplomacy. In the same way that you can't appreciate the sun without a little rain, I feel like you can't appreciate these extra variants without a little classic Diplomacy for contrast.

In my opinion, it's high time that we go back to our roots with this no-variant Diplomacy. And just like vanilla, I think we can still see incredibly complex gameplay despite the lack of map variants. That's why I am excited to announce that signups for Vanilla Diplomacy are now open!

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Game Rules:
You can find the official diplomacy ruleset here. New players are welcome to sign up, even if you know nothing about diplomacy.

Important Notes:

  • Please follow all Smogon and Circus Maximus forum rules, both here and in the Discord.
  • Powers will be assigned to players at random after the sign-up period.
  • Private communication is key to success in Diplomacy. Therefore, joining the game Discord is mandatory for players: https://discord.gg/2knT5FN9. There will still be a game thread where players will also be free to post.
  • Orders should be given to me privately on Smogon or Discord before each specified deadline. If you fail to do this, it will be treated as an NMR (No Moves Received) and all of your units will hold in place. Deadlines will not be extended to accommodate late order submissions, but the game may be paused for a certain period if at least 2/3 (5) of Powers vote for it. So expect no exceptions.
  • Spring and Fall order phases will last for 48 hours each after the previous results have been posted in the game thread. Retreat and build phases will last for 24 hours each.
    • If I know of IRL commitments that prevent me from adjudicating at the deadline, expect the phase deadline to be extended rather than shortened. However, if the players want the former instead, I am open to that.
  • I will be using Backstabbr to process orders and adjudicate the game, with screenshots of the board being posted in the game thread each turn.
  • If you miss multiple phases of orders in a row, I will sub you out or find you a partner to help you finish the game.
  • You are NOT allowed to screenshot OR copy-paste chat logs for use in the game.
    • If I catch someone doing this, they will be subbed out. I might also ask Circus mods to infract depending on the severity. Consider this your warning.
  • Draws can be proposed at any time during a Spring or Fall turn. Once the draw is proposed, I will ask each (living) player privately if they would like to end the game; if the vote is unanimous, the game will end. Draws will include all survivors.
  • Due to the fact that hydras end up just being one player actually playing and the other doing nothing, NO HYDRAS will be allowed for this game. No exceptions. I don't care if your grandma just rose from the dead to play this game with you; I am not allowing it.
    • I am open to running two boards at once if we get enough signups. If we need more than that, I would have to onboard another host; but I wouldn't be opposed if we did.
Signups for the second board will be open until April 2 at 9PM EDT (GMT -4).

Signups list:
  • Thetwinmasters
  • Lechen
  • tomfy
  • CrreamyKitty
  • Dead by Daylight
  • Drookez
  • Velcroc
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  • Yoru97
  • StupidFlandrs48 (low prio)
  • M2H (lower prio)
  • pulsar512b (lowest prio)
 
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Countries have been randed! The results are as follows:
Austria - tomfy
England - Dead by Daylight
France - Velcroc
Germany - CrreamyKitty
Italy - Thetwinmasters
Russia - Lechen
Turkey - Drookez
All press channels are now open. Please send orders to me via Smogon PM; OR ask me to create an orders channel for you in the discord.

It is now Spring 1901. Spring 1901 will end Tuesday, April 1 at 9pm Eastern (GMT -4).
 
Spring 1901
My apologies for the delay everyone, and thank you to M2H for subbing in as France. In true French fashion, they overthrew their leader in peacetime! But the powers have begun to mobilize, and I don't think this peace will last. Here are the orders:

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Austria
A Bud-Ser (succeeds)
A Vie-Bud (succeeds)
F Tri-Alb (succeeds)

England
F Edi-NWG (succeeds)
F Lon-NTH (succeeds)
A Lvp-Yor (succeeds)

France
F Bre-ENG (succeeds)
A Par-Pic (succeeds)
A Mar-Spa (succeeds)

Germany
F Kie-Hol (succeeds)
A Ber-Kie (succeeds)
A Mun Hold (succeeds)

Italy
F Nap-ION (succeeds)
A Rom-Apu (succeeds)
A Ven-Tyr (succeeds)

Russia
A Mos-Stp (succeeds)
F StP(sc)-BOT (succeeds)
F Sev-BLA (fails, bounced)
A War-Ukr (succeeds)

Turkey
A Con-Bul (succeeds)
F Ank-BLA (fails, bounced)
A Smy Hold (succeeds)
And here is the current map:
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Due to the aforementioned conflicts, Fall 1901 will end <t:1743868800:f>.

IF YOUR ORDERS ARE INCORRECT, PLEASE POINT OUT THE DISCREPANCY TO ME IMMEDIATELY.
 
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The French seem to be facing some internal turmoil with their sudden regime change; as their generals have decided to protest by holding everything in place! The same cannot be said for the rest of Europe, though.
Fall 1901 Orders:

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Austria
F Alb - Gre (success)
A Bud - Vie (success)
A Ser S Alb - Gre (success)

England
F NTH - Lon (success)
F NWG - Nwy (success)
A Yor - Wal (success)

France
(No messages received; all units hold)

Germany
F Hol H (success)
A Kie - Den (success)
A Mun H (success)

Italy
A Apu - Tun (success)
F ION C Apu - Tun (success)
A Tyr H (success)

Russia
F BOT - Swe (success)
F Sev - BLA (success)
A Stp - Fin (success)
A Ukr - Rum (success)

Turkey
F Ank - Con (success)
A Bul S Ukr - Rum (success)
A Smy - Syr (success)

Here is the current board for Winter 1901:
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Here are the builds for Winter 1901:
Austria has gained control of Serbia and Greece. +2 Builds
England
has gained control of Norway. +1 Build
France
has gained control of Spain. +1 Build
Germany
has gained control of Denmark and Holland. +2 Builds
Italy
has gained control of Tunis. +1 Build
Russia
has gained control of Sweden and Rumania. +2 Builds
Turkey
has gained control of Bulgaria. +1 Build

It is now Winter 1901. Adjustments are due to me tomorrow, <t:1743987600:f>. We should be back to the normal 9pm deadlines for the foreseeable future after this; thank you for bearing with my schedule!

IF YOUR ORDERS ARE INCORRECT, PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME IMMEDIATELY.

 
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Winter 1901
Spring has sprung, and with it, new armies and fleets blossom to life! Here are the builds:

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Austria
Build Army Trieste
Build Army Budapest

England
Build Fleet Edinburgh

France
Build Fleet Brest

Germany
Build Army Berlin
Build Fleet Kiel

Italy
Build Fleet Naples

Russia
Build Fleet St.Petersburg (north coast)
Build Army Sevastopol

Turkey
Build Fleet Ankara

Here is the board with everything constructed:

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It is now Spring 1902. Spring 1902 will end in approximately 48 hours, on <t:1744160400:F>

If I (somehow) messed up your builds, please reach out to me immediately.
 
Spring 1902
Another turn, another power asleep at the wheel! This turn, it's not France, but their eastern neighbor! We spice things up this turn with some retreats. Here are the moves:

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The orders are below. Note that if there is no commentary next to an order, it succeeded.
Austria
A Bud S Tri
F Gre S Ser - Bul
A Ser - Bul (Fails, Bounced)
A Tri S Bud
A Vie S Bud

England
F Edi - NTH
F Lon - ENG (Fails, attack strength not great enough)
F Nwy - Swe (Fails, attack strength not great enough)
A Wal H

France
F Bre - MAO
F ENG S Pic - Bel (Fails, disrupted)
A Pic - Bel
A Spa - Por

Germany
No messages received; all units hold

Italy
F ION - EAS
F Nap - ION
A Tun H
A Tyr - Ven

Russia
F BLA - Bul/ec (Fails, Bounced)
A Fin S Swe
A Rum S BLA - Bul/ec
A Sev - Arm
F Stp/nc - Nwy
F Swe S Stp/nc - Nwy

Turkey
F Ank S Con - BLA
A Bul H
F Con - BLA
A Syr - Smy

The following units have been dislodged:
  • English F Nwy (Retreat to NWG, BAR, SKA, or Disband)
  • Russian F BLA (Retreat to Sev or Disband)
If your unit has been dislodged, please send your retreats within the next 24 hours. I will update as soon as I receive them all.
 
Fall 1902
New powers, new orders! Thank you to JALMONT for subbing in. It looks like we have some...unique...choices this turn.

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Austria
A Ser - Bul (SUCCEEDS)
A Vie - Gal (SUCCEEDS)
A Tri S A Bud H (SUCCEEDS)
F Gre S A Ser - Bul (SUCCEEDS)
A Bud S A Tri H (SUCCEEDS)

England
F NTH - Bel (FAILS, Bounced)
F SKA - Swe (FAILS, Bounced)
F Lon - ENG (SUCCEEDS)
A Wal H (SUCCEEDS)

France
A Bel H (SUCCEEDS)
F ENG - IRI (SUCCEEDS)
F MAO - NAO (SUCCEEDS)
A Por H (SUCCEEDS)

Germany
A Ber - Sil (SUCCEEDS)
A Den S SKA - Swe (SUCCEEDS)
F Hol - Bel (FAILS, Bounced)
F Kie - Hol (FAILS, Bounced)
A Mun H (SUCCEEDS)

Italy
F EAS C Tun - Syr (SUCCEEDS)
F ION C Tun - Syr (SUCCEEDS)
A Tun - Syr (SUCCEEDS)
A Ven H (SUCCEEDS)

Russia
A Arm S Tun - Syr (SUCCEEDS)
A Fin S Nwy (SUCCEEDS)
F Nwy S Swe (SUCCEEDS)
A Rum S Ser - Bul (SUCCEEDS)
F Sev S Rum (SUCCEEDS)
F Swe S Nwy (FAILS, Support cut)

Turkey
F Ank - Con (SUCCEEDS)
F BLA S Bul (SUCCEEDS)
A Bul H (FAILS, DISLODGED. Automatically disbands, as there is no valid retreat space)
A Smy - Ank (SUCCEEDS)

Here is the post-move board:
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Here are the builds for Winter 1902:
Austria has gained control of Bulgaria. +1 Build
England
has lost control of Norway. +1 Disband
France
has gained control of Belgium and Portugal. +2 Builds
Russia
has gained control of Norway. +1 Build
Turkey
has lost control of Bulgaria but has already disbanded a unit this turn. No adjustments
Germany and Italy
have neither gained nor lost any centers this turn. No adjustments

Winter 1902 deadline is in 24 hours, at <t:1744506000:f>.

IF YOUR ORDERS ARE INCORRECT, PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY.
 
Winter 1902
Time for builds! Here's what we have:
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Austria builds an army in Vienna.
England disbands the army in Wales.
France builds an army in Paris and a fleet in Brest.
Russia builds an army in Warsaw.
Here is the post-adjustment board:

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It is now Spring 1903, which will end at April 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM.
 
Spring 1903
Some interesting moves this cycle! Let's see what we have:

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Austria
A Bud S Vie - Gal SUCCEEDS
A Bul H SUCCEEDS
A Gal - Ukr SUCCEEDS
F Gre - AEG SUCCEEDS
A Tri - Ser SUCCEEDS
A Vie - Gal SUCCEEDS

England
F ENG - Bel SUCCEEDS
F NTH - Edi SUCCEEDS
F SKA - NTH SUCCEEDS

France
A Bel - Bur (Fails, Bounced and Dislodged)
F Bre - ENG SUCCEEDS
F IRI - Wal SUCCEEDS
F NAO - Lvp SUCCEEDS
A Par - Bur (Fails, Bounced)
A Por H SUCCEEDS

Germany
A Den - Swe (Fails, Attack strength too low)
F Hol S ENG - Bel SUCCEEDS
F Kie - HEL SUCCEEDS
A Mun - Tyr (Fails, Bounced)
A Sil S War SUCCEEDS

Italy
F EAS S Syr - Smy SUCCEEDS
F ION S Gre - AEG SUCCEEDS
A Syr - Smy SUCCEEDS
A Ven - Tyr (Fails, Bounced)

Russia
A Arm S Syr - Smy (Fails, Support Cut, Dislodged)
A Fin S Swe SUCCEEDS
F Nwy S Swe SUCCEEDS
A Rum S Bul SUCCEEDS
F Sev S Rum SUCCEEDS
F Swe S Nwy (Fails, Support Cut)
A War S Gal - Sil (Fails, No Matching Move)

Turkey
A Ank - Arm SUCCEEDS
F BLA S Ank - Arm SUCCEEDS
F Con H SUCCEEDS

The following units have been dislodged:
French A Bel (Retreat to Pic or Ruh or Disband)
Russian A Arm (Retreat to Syr or Disband)

Lechen M2H please send your retreats to me ASAP or within 24 hours.
 
Fall 1903
Fireworks across the board this turn! Let's see what happened:

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Austria
F AEG S Smy - Con SUCCEEDS
A Bud S Ukr - Rum SUCCEEDS
A Bul S Smy - Con SUCCEEDS
A Gal S Sil - War SUCCEEDS
A Ser S Ukr - Rum SUCCEEDS
A Ukr - Rum SUCCEEDS

England
F Bel S NTH - ENG FAILS (Disrupted)
F Edi - NTH SUCCEEDS
F NTH - ENG SUCCEEDS

France
F ENG - Lon SUCCEEDS
F Lvp H SUCCEEDS
A Par - Pic SUCCEEDS
A Por - Spa SUCCEEDS
A Ruh - Bel FAILS (Attack strength is not great enough)
F Wal S ENG - Lon SUCCEEDS

Germany
A Den - Swe FAILS (Attack strength is not great enough)
F HEL - Kie SUCCEEDS
F Hol S Bel SUCCEEDS
A Mun H SUCCEEDS
A Sil - War SUCCEEDS

Italy
F EAS S Syr - Smy SUCCEEDS
F ION - Gre SUCCEEDS
A Smy - Con SUCCEEDS
A Ven - Tri SUCCEEDS

Russia
A Fin - Swe SUCCEEDS
F Nwy S Fin - Swe SUCCEEDS
A Rum S Sil - Gal FAILS (no matching move), Force Disbanded
F Sev S Rum FAILS (Disrupted), Force Disbanded
F Swe - BAL SUCCEEDS
A Syr - Smy SUCCEEDS
A War - Mos SUCCEEDS

Turkey
A Arm - Sev SUCCEEDS
F BLA S Arm - Sev SUCCEEDS
F Con - Ank SUCCEEDS

Here is the new board heading into winter:

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And here are the adjustments!
Austria has gained control of Rumania but has lost control of Greece and Trieste. 1 Disband
England
has gained control of Belgium but has lost control of Liverpool and London. 1 Disband
France
has gained control of Liverpool and London but has lost control of Belgium. 1 Build
Germany
has gained control of Warsaw. 1 Build
Italy
has gained control of Constantinople, Greece, and Trieste. 3 Builds
Russia
has gained control of Smyrna but has lost control of Rumania, Sevastopol, and Warsaw; however, it has already disbanded two units. No changes
Turkey
has gained control of Sevastopol but has lost control of Constantinople and Smyrna. 1 Disband

Winter adjustments are due to me in 24 hours, at 9pm Eastern time, April 16.
 
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