I know this is really delayed, so my memory is a bit fuzzy, but my home computer's monitor is fucked and I'm writing this from my grandparents house. (I get a laptop in a week today)
The night before
Myself, my brother and Bullet were staying at Mooshus house. Mooshu's house has 3 computers for 3 people, and I spent a large portion of the night talking to Wstfgl on MSN with a DS in hand.
Alot of the conversation was about IVs for an Alakazam (which was originally supposed to know Explosion and was called Allah-kazam) and whether it would look sus having a Gyarados inside a Master Ball with it's date of capture being the 20th of July (the tour took place on the 20-21st of July for those of you playing at home). We came up with "my friend cloned it" (I traded it over from Mooshu's brother Damon's sharked game, which he then went on to play with the following day, but the Pokemon weren't sharked)
Many a conversation took place about new teams/movesets, I added a Gyarados to my team and dropped the Starmie because it's IVs turned out to be horrible, and I lol'd at my brother because his entire team's IVs were terrible. However, he did find a Porygon with 31 in Speed, SpATK and SpDEF so that shut me up. I also made a fake MySpace account for the purpose of mailbombing but that took the good portion of about a minute and a half.
Morning of Day 2
Woke up at about 7, ate some bacon (god, aren't I the sophisticate) and DIDN'T get stuck in the traffic (well, Bullet didn't, he was driving, whilst my brother and Mooshu+brother went in Mooshu's mums car) and turned up about 5 minutes before they did. We noticed we had vastly improved our line position, and saw Cat Gonk and nodded my head at him. (copy+paste sophisticate joke here again)
As we walked past it was very strange, everyone was staring at us because I top4'd and my brother top2'd, so everyone knew him at least. That, and we were carrying prize bags with 2nd and 4th, respectively, on the side (damn you Wstfgl, you got 3rd prize bag but I lost to the winner, so I should be 3rd :P)
The commentator (who actually rang our house that night becuase aparantly Max (my brother) got the wrong prize bag.) came over to talk to my brother. Before that, Bullet made the comment that she looked hungover, wearing sunglasses and drinking red bull. She said that she was happy that he was being "honest" for coming back and swapping the prize pack (he came back to win the thing actually, and he thought he was gonna get something better because quite frankly it wasn't that much) and she brought over another bag.
About an hour later
Mooshu and I arrived back from the food courts with our donut supply (his mum gave him $10 for donuts o_O, and it's a running joke that Mooshu is the donut bitch) where Wstfgl informed me that "they are reading our smogon war stories on a laptop". Not quite sure who "they" were, I walked around and saw that it was Cat-Gonk and his associates. They had just finished reading Steelicks' warstory, to whom I lost terribly.
Okay, on to the battling.
Round 1
Hybrid vs some guy who looked strangely familiar, I think he goes to my high school (older than me)
He had a double ground weakness, and I opened with Garchomp. His last was a Crobat.
'nuff said.
3-0
I learn that my brother got knocked out in the first round by some kid that I knocked out in the Top 32 the previous day. The announcer, shocked (who had said "he had to win it today") came over and said she would add him to the Standbys with a high priority (which was about 12th ._.) and would give him a free question in trivia. Wstfgl and I make several rigging jokes, but she never gives him the question, rather a copy of Cooking Mama.
We eat all of the donuts in about 10 minutes.
Round 2
Hybrid vs some guy who was massive (and I mean massive) and was a complete noob. 2-0, because I sacrificed my 1hp Garchomp to a Torterra which used Cut (it didn't outspeed me, I just didn't kill it)
I laugh, Mooshu got knocked out again. Bullet starts using Max's cartridge as even though he was on the Standby list, he didn't get to play.
Wstfgl and I discuss the very real possibility of a Sharpen+Dig metagame (lol) as one of his friends gets knocked out by a Dig Garchomp.
Round 3
Hybrid vs some guy who looked sus.
I got knocked out here, this round is (BAN ME PLEASE)ry.
Hybrid sends out smogon.com (Garchomp)
Foe sends out Starmie
smogon.com uses Crunch!
his Starmie is on about 15 hp
Starmie uses Ice Beam!
Sash saves me
smogon.com uses Crunch!
Starmie fainted.
Foe sends out Jolteon!
I'm thinking wtf, are you stupid, gay, or both
Jolteon uses Shadow Ball!
smogon.com fainted.
Hmm, okay then.
hybrid sends out Curved Roy (Jolteon)
Foe's Jolteon dug underground.
Curved Roy used Shadow Ball!
Curved Roy's attack missed.
I'm stopping myself from bursting into laughter, another serebii user he must be.
Curved Roy used Protect!
Foe's Jolteon used Dig!
Curved Roy protected itself.
Foe's Jolteon used Shadow Ball!
Critical hit.
Fuckfuckfuckfuck (to quote Cat-Gonk), he leaves me on about 53% which is starting to look very suspicious as not only does he out speed me and seems to have more SpATK (which would not be so sus if he didn't use Dig, but a mixed Jolteon which seems to have good IVs and is aparantly EV trained, smells like a sharker to me)
Curved Roy used Shadow Ball!
His Jolteon is on about 80%.
I'm starting to panic a bit. I only have a Gyara in the wings.
Foe's Jolteon used Shadow Ball!
Critical hit.
omfgomfgfuckfuck, he leaves me on about 6%, I'm gonna lose.
Curved Roy used Shadow Ball!
His Jolteon is on about 60%
I've lost.
Foe's Jolteon used Shadow Ball!
Curved Roy fainted.
Hybrid sent out broom (Gyarados)
Foe's Jolteon used Thunderbolt!
broom fainted.
FUCKERFUCKIWASSUPPOSEDTOWINIGOTKNOCKEDOUTBYAFUCKINGSHARKERTHEREISNOWAYHETRAINEDTHOSELEGITANDSTILLUSEDDIGWTFOMFGOMFGFUCKFUCKFUCK
Extremely pissed off, I calm down by watching Bullet completely own RABicle and Mooshu and I laugh at that pigtail girl stare at Bullet as he performed acts of showmanship.
I get annoyed at the fact that Cat-Gonk knocked out and suffered a similar fate to myself (knocked out in the semis by who turned out to be the winner) and that a goddamned Togekiss won the match (those things are (BAN ME PLEASE)ry, seriously).
I grab my bags and leave to home for a good night's sleep.
Enjoy, you took 20 minutes of my life typing this and I want it back.
The night before
Myself, my brother and Bullet were staying at Mooshus house. Mooshu's house has 3 computers for 3 people, and I spent a large portion of the night talking to Wstfgl on MSN with a DS in hand.
Alot of the conversation was about IVs for an Alakazam (which was originally supposed to know Explosion and was called Allah-kazam) and whether it would look sus having a Gyarados inside a Master Ball with it's date of capture being the 20th of July (the tour took place on the 20-21st of July for those of you playing at home). We came up with "my friend cloned it" (I traded it over from Mooshu's brother Damon's sharked game, which he then went on to play with the following day, but the Pokemon weren't sharked)
Many a conversation took place about new teams/movesets, I added a Gyarados to my team and dropped the Starmie because it's IVs turned out to be horrible, and I lol'd at my brother because his entire team's IVs were terrible. However, he did find a Porygon with 31 in Speed, SpATK and SpDEF so that shut me up. I also made a fake MySpace account for the purpose of mailbombing but that took the good portion of about a minute and a half.
Morning of Day 2
Woke up at about 7, ate some bacon (god, aren't I the sophisticate) and DIDN'T get stuck in the traffic (well, Bullet didn't, he was driving, whilst my brother and Mooshu+brother went in Mooshu's mums car) and turned up about 5 minutes before they did. We noticed we had vastly improved our line position, and saw Cat Gonk and nodded my head at him. (copy+paste sophisticate joke here again)
As we walked past it was very strange, everyone was staring at us because I top4'd and my brother top2'd, so everyone knew him at least. That, and we were carrying prize bags with 2nd and 4th, respectively, on the side (damn you Wstfgl, you got 3rd prize bag but I lost to the winner, so I should be 3rd :P)
The commentator (who actually rang our house that night becuase aparantly Max (my brother) got the wrong prize bag.) came over to talk to my brother. Before that, Bullet made the comment that she looked hungover, wearing sunglasses and drinking red bull. She said that she was happy that he was being "honest" for coming back and swapping the prize pack (he came back to win the thing actually, and he thought he was gonna get something better because quite frankly it wasn't that much) and she brought over another bag.
About an hour later
Mooshu and I arrived back from the food courts with our donut supply (his mum gave him $10 for donuts o_O, and it's a running joke that Mooshu is the donut bitch) where Wstfgl informed me that "they are reading our smogon war stories on a laptop". Not quite sure who "they" were, I walked around and saw that it was Cat-Gonk and his associates. They had just finished reading Steelicks' warstory, to whom I lost terribly.
Okay, on to the battling.
Round 1
Hybrid vs some guy who looked strangely familiar, I think he goes to my high school (older than me)
He had a double ground weakness, and I opened with Garchomp. His last was a Crobat.
'nuff said.
3-0
I learn that my brother got knocked out in the first round by some kid that I knocked out in the Top 32 the previous day. The announcer, shocked (who had said "he had to win it today") came over and said she would add him to the Standbys with a high priority (which was about 12th ._.) and would give him a free question in trivia. Wstfgl and I make several rigging jokes, but she never gives him the question, rather a copy of Cooking Mama.
We eat all of the donuts in about 10 minutes.
Round 2
Hybrid vs some guy who was massive (and I mean massive) and was a complete noob. 2-0, because I sacrificed my 1hp Garchomp to a Torterra which used Cut (it didn't outspeed me, I just didn't kill it)
I laugh, Mooshu got knocked out again. Bullet starts using Max's cartridge as even though he was on the Standby list, he didn't get to play.
Wstfgl and I discuss the very real possibility of a Sharpen+Dig metagame (lol) as one of his friends gets knocked out by a Dig Garchomp.
Round 3
Hybrid vs some guy who looked sus.
I got knocked out here, this round is (BAN ME PLEASE)ry.
Hybrid sends out smogon.com (Garchomp)
Foe sends out Starmie
smogon.com uses Crunch!
his Starmie is on about 15 hp
Starmie uses Ice Beam!
Sash saves me
smogon.com uses Crunch!
Starmie fainted.
Foe sends out Jolteon!
I'm thinking wtf, are you stupid, gay, or both
Jolteon uses Shadow Ball!
smogon.com fainted.
Hmm, okay then.
hybrid sends out Curved Roy (Jolteon)
Foe's Jolteon dug underground.
Curved Roy used Shadow Ball!
Curved Roy's attack missed.
I'm stopping myself from bursting into laughter, another serebii user he must be.
Curved Roy used Protect!
Foe's Jolteon used Dig!
Curved Roy protected itself.
Foe's Jolteon used Shadow Ball!
Critical hit.
Fuckfuckfuckfuck (to quote Cat-Gonk), he leaves me on about 53% which is starting to look very suspicious as not only does he out speed me and seems to have more SpATK (which would not be so sus if he didn't use Dig, but a mixed Jolteon which seems to have good IVs and is aparantly EV trained, smells like a sharker to me)
Curved Roy used Shadow Ball!
His Jolteon is on about 80%.
I'm starting to panic a bit. I only have a Gyara in the wings.
Foe's Jolteon used Shadow Ball!
Critical hit.
omfgomfgfuckfuck, he leaves me on about 6%, I'm gonna lose.
Curved Roy used Shadow Ball!
His Jolteon is on about 60%
I've lost.
Foe's Jolteon used Shadow Ball!
Curved Roy fainted.
Hybrid sent out broom (Gyarados)
Foe's Jolteon used Thunderbolt!
broom fainted.
FUCKERFUCKIWASSUPPOSEDTOWINIGOTKNOCKEDOUTBYAFUCKINGSHARKERTHEREISNOWAYHETRAINEDTHOSELEGITANDSTILLUSEDDIGWTFOMFGOMFGFUCKFUCKFUCK
Extremely pissed off, I calm down by watching Bullet completely own RABicle and Mooshu and I laugh at that pigtail girl stare at Bullet as he performed acts of showmanship.
I get annoyed at the fact that Cat-Gonk knocked out and suffered a similar fate to myself (knocked out in the semis by who turned out to be the winner) and that a goddamned Togekiss won the match (those things are (BAN ME PLEASE)ry, seriously).
I grab my bags and leave to home for a good night's sleep.
Enjoy, you took 20 minutes of my life typing this and I want it back.
