wow, these warstories of events multiply like Skitties on Wailords. But I did promise a cry thread.
Two days for the tour, so I went twice and so did the other guys from yesterday (Hybrid and his pet brother, Fire Electric Cat-Gonk, Mooshu who has mastered the art of consistent back-to-back critical hits, Bull3t, and a Muslim friend of mine who refused to use an Explosion team, with a Jewish kid who tried to gouge me for my prizes yesterday, and an asian guy with a cloned & copied team. Wow, this is like a Russell Peters act, BRING ON THE HISPANICS)
Anyway, I get to the event earlier today. While queueing I desperately seek a Choice Scarf. And one fatty out of the entire queue says they have it, but it's not for trade so that is dumb and I secretly pray that the scarf chokes him to death. I am not sure if I will make it and be in the first 128 so I can compete but a group of fat guys move (or was it just one really fat guy? I thought Steelicks didn't make it) and I am competitor 58.
When I get in I see a couple of guys at a laptop and spot Smogon's forums so I sidle up for a look, and they are reading the warstories that Hybrid and I posted from day 1. I point out that Wstfgl is me and one reveals himself to be Fire Electric Cat-Gonk.
I am using basically the same team as yesterday, but since my temptation to use Wobbufaggot cost me the game, I let it go touch itself and put on Allahkazam (which is an Alakazam, srsly). I watch some random games and notice that suddenly there is much hate for Breloom after its amazing performance yesterday.
Allahkazam @ filler
filler, filler, filler, filler
Wrecks the metagame like no other.
Round 1: Wstfgl vs Small Kid
This kid wasn't here yesterday. Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Breloom 3-0.
Round 2: Wstfgl vs Asian Kid
I talked some kids into believing I sucked badly, claiming I used Beldum and stuff like that to wheedle some information out of them. He suspects that I was the same person who landed 3rd yesterday and I assure him that Red Army hats are extremely fashionable now and it was another kid wearing one who got 3rd yesterday.
He gets cocky and tells me he's opening with Infernape. So I open with Gyarados, DD on the switch, DD again and Focus Sash the Luxray's thunderbolt, then sweep with Gyarados. After I beat him I flash the 3rd prize bag and leave.
Here Mooshu loses because he thought any physical attack should OHKO any Blissey and my asian friend loses horribly by using Explosion with Metagross to try and kill some noob's Garchomp. Predictably, said Garchomp outsped Metagross, less predictably, it used Dig.
I see the Pikachu approaching and after we get a random picture of it wearing a Red Army communist hat we disperse and do stuff. I confuse the layout of this shopping centre with another as I head to Dymocks to yell Harry Potter spoilers and end up where I started. Foiled, damnit.
Round 3: Wstfgl vs Pokemon with Romanized Japanese Names
They see me sporin, they hatin', they patrolling with Chesto Berries tryin' to catch me Focus Punching, but they weren't patrolling for Gyarados with 2 Dragon Dances up so Gyarados rode em dirty.
Round 4: Wstfgl vs Female Object
She’s holding a Pikachu doll and wearing a Pokemon shirt, aha, a Pokefreak using cutesy Pokemon, this can’t be too hard, can it, barring some really bad luck?
I lead with Breloom and sporepunch some starter or the other dead. She throws out the Latias of doom and it throws a thunderbolt at Breloom, which is paralyzed and fails to get off its Spore. Next she crits Breloom into oblivion and I send out Gyarados, which goes in with an Ice Fang to take her below 50% and is then hit with a thunderbolt and hangs on with Focus Sash. It gets paralyzed...bah. Gyara dies and shiny Latias goes in (here she says “I hope that’s not hacked” and the commentator nods my assertion that it has been checked and is not =D) and murders her red one. Her Milotic comes out and Latias gets off a Calm Mind…I think I have the win. Nope, Milotic freezes with Ice Beam. I have about 5 turns to defrost and win, barring crits. Or barring defrosting to be immediately refrozen.
Since I already did /wrists yesterday I cut off my left hand (require at least one to maintain an ability to touch penis).
I watch the next games and see Bullet lose as a Blissey crits and freezes his Garchomp and realize with horror that it was Cat-Gonk who had pokemon named Puppywhirl, Bearpowers, and Spiketrap?. Bearpowers, sure, conceivably appropriate for an Ursaring or something, but not on a Gyarados. Puppywhirl the Azelf is probably an indictable offense in some countries that ban gays.
The finals come down to a flying egg and a fat pink whore. Togekiss uses Thunder Wave and Blissey is paralyzed for 3 turns as Togekiss stacks Nasty Plots, then Blissey flinches from an Air Slash. Yeah, I’d be sad for that guy if he wasn’t cosplaying. (He was pretty boned though, can't really call hax there. I'd just not want to lose to a guy named Dunny.)
Slops to the massive guys in line who probably raised share prices in deodorant companies, and to horrid luck.
Props to Cat-Gonk for revealing himself (not indecently), the guy who used FEAR Phanpy, the other guys, Breloom for being so awesome, and Seaking (fuck yeah).
Two days for the tour, so I went twice and so did the other guys from yesterday (Hybrid and his pet brother, Fire Electric Cat-Gonk, Mooshu who has mastered the art of consistent back-to-back critical hits, Bull3t, and a Muslim friend of mine who refused to use an Explosion team, with a Jewish kid who tried to gouge me for my prizes yesterday, and an asian guy with a cloned & copied team. Wow, this is like a Russell Peters act, BRING ON THE HISPANICS)
Anyway, I get to the event earlier today. While queueing I desperately seek a Choice Scarf. And one fatty out of the entire queue says they have it, but it's not for trade so that is dumb and I secretly pray that the scarf chokes him to death. I am not sure if I will make it and be in the first 128 so I can compete but a group of fat guys move (or was it just one really fat guy? I thought Steelicks didn't make it) and I am competitor 58.
When I get in I see a couple of guys at a laptop and spot Smogon's forums so I sidle up for a look, and they are reading the warstories that Hybrid and I posted from day 1. I point out that Wstfgl is me and one reveals himself to be Fire Electric Cat-Gonk.
I am using basically the same team as yesterday, but since my temptation to use Wobbufaggot cost me the game, I let it go touch itself and put on Allahkazam (which is an Alakazam, srsly). I watch some random games and notice that suddenly there is much hate for Breloom after its amazing performance yesterday.
Allahkazam @ filler
filler, filler, filler, filler
Wrecks the metagame like no other.
Round 1: Wstfgl vs Small Kid
This kid wasn't here yesterday. Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Spore, Focus Punch, Breloom 3-0.
Round 2: Wstfgl vs Asian Kid
I talked some kids into believing I sucked badly, claiming I used Beldum and stuff like that to wheedle some information out of them. He suspects that I was the same person who landed 3rd yesterday and I assure him that Red Army hats are extremely fashionable now and it was another kid wearing one who got 3rd yesterday.
He gets cocky and tells me he's opening with Infernape. So I open with Gyarados, DD on the switch, DD again and Focus Sash the Luxray's thunderbolt, then sweep with Gyarados. After I beat him I flash the 3rd prize bag and leave.
Here Mooshu loses because he thought any physical attack should OHKO any Blissey and my asian friend loses horribly by using Explosion with Metagross to try and kill some noob's Garchomp. Predictably, said Garchomp outsped Metagross, less predictably, it used Dig.
I see the Pikachu approaching and after we get a random picture of it wearing a Red Army communist hat we disperse and do stuff. I confuse the layout of this shopping centre with another as I head to Dymocks to yell Harry Potter spoilers and end up where I started. Foiled, damnit.
Round 3: Wstfgl vs Pokemon with Romanized Japanese Names
They see me sporin, they hatin', they patrolling with Chesto Berries tryin' to catch me Focus Punching, but they weren't patrolling for Gyarados with 2 Dragon Dances up so Gyarados rode em dirty.
Round 4: Wstfgl vs Female Object
She’s holding a Pikachu doll and wearing a Pokemon shirt, aha, a Pokefreak using cutesy Pokemon, this can’t be too hard, can it, barring some really bad luck?
I lead with Breloom and sporepunch some starter or the other dead. She throws out the Latias of doom and it throws a thunderbolt at Breloom, which is paralyzed and fails to get off its Spore. Next she crits Breloom into oblivion and I send out Gyarados, which goes in with an Ice Fang to take her below 50% and is then hit with a thunderbolt and hangs on with Focus Sash. It gets paralyzed...bah. Gyara dies and shiny Latias goes in (here she says “I hope that’s not hacked” and the commentator nods my assertion that it has been checked and is not =D) and murders her red one. Her Milotic comes out and Latias gets off a Calm Mind…I think I have the win. Nope, Milotic freezes with Ice Beam. I have about 5 turns to defrost and win, barring crits. Or barring defrosting to be immediately refrozen.
Fire Electric Cat-Gonk said:
Since I already did /wrists yesterday I cut off my left hand (require at least one to maintain an ability to touch penis).
I watch the next games and see Bullet lose as a Blissey crits and freezes his Garchomp and realize with horror that it was Cat-Gonk who had pokemon named Puppywhirl, Bearpowers, and Spiketrap?. Bearpowers, sure, conceivably appropriate for an Ursaring or something, but not on a Gyarados. Puppywhirl the Azelf is probably an indictable offense in some countries that ban gays.
The finals come down to a flying egg and a fat pink whore. Togekiss uses Thunder Wave and Blissey is paralyzed for 3 turns as Togekiss stacks Nasty Plots, then Blissey flinches from an Air Slash. Yeah, I’d be sad for that guy if he wasn’t cosplaying. (He was pretty boned though, can't really call hax there. I'd just not want to lose to a guy named Dunny.)
Slops to the massive guys in line who probably raised share prices in deodorant companies, and to horrid luck.
Props to Cat-Gonk for revealing himself (not indecently), the guy who used FEAR Phanpy, the other guys, Breloom for being so awesome, and Seaking (fuck yeah).
