Yeah, first Smogon warstory, so bitch if ye must.
Either way, this battle was held when I got Shoddy downloaded, and so was among one of my earliest battles, and this one was one of my fave ones, merely due to one incident.
Fishy's Fighters: Empoleon, Magmortar, Mismagius, Sceptile, Honchkrow(not used), Aerodactyl(not used).
McGill's(opponent) Monsters: Aerodactyl, Mamoswine, Empoleon, Houndoom, Shedinja, Rhyperior.
Excuse the line spacing, my Word system seems to think that having spaces wide enough to shove a penis into is a good thing for writing fan fiction and war stories.
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Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Timed Battle
fishyfool sent out Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
McGill sent out Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Expecting this thing to pack EQ, I take Empoleon’s defense investments to granted and decide to set up some rocks as Empy’s bulky enough to take a hit.
McGill switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Empoleon used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
This could be a bit of a danger, since Mamo gets STAB, has more attack AND is a great big fucking pig. I have a trick up my sleeve, though...
Mamoswine used Curse.
Mamoswine's speed was lowered.
Mamoswine's attack was raised.
Mamoswine's defence was raised.
Empoleon used Yawn.
Mamoswine became drowsy
And so I really become a bit worried: Should it still outrun after that Curse, Empy’s as good as dead. So my best bet is to try and sub up before the assrape.
Empoleon used Substitute.
Empoleon lost 25% of its health.
Empoleon made a substitute!
Mamoswine used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Empoleon!
Empoleon's substitute faded!
Empoleon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mamoswine fell asleep!
Were that to hit, Empy would be dead without a doubt. I decide to take advantage of the situation and switch in my Scarfed Magmortar to try and get in a few kills while the piggy sleeps.
fishyfool switched in Magmortar (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).
Mamoswine is fast asleep!
Anticipating Flamethrower, McGill switches out for his Houndoom. Sadly for him, this ugly fucker runs a physical-heavy moveset, and you know what that means...
McGill switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Houndoom.
Houndoom lost 25% of its health.
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Houndoom lost 118% of its health.
McGill's Houndoom failed at life.
6-5 fishy
CC hits for the kill, and I take the lead, though he doesn’t know that CC’s all I can do. McGill takes a leaf from my book and slots up his Empoleon, which with that Steel point, I assume Cross Chop can take out. If not, then the score’s even.
McGill switched in Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Empoleon.
Empoleon lost 6% of its health.
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 59% of its health.
Empoleon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Magmortar lost 100% of its health.
Empoleon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jew WHAT? Without a Focus Sash, and yet Maggy STILL lived? Seems luck was on my side here, and there would be no doubt that Maggy would die from just about anything. Still, I had the speed.
fishyfool: WTF? 100% health loss and it lived?
fishyfool: LOL!
McGill: ???
McGill: i got cheated =L
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 63% of its health.
McGill's Empoleon was snapped into pieces.
6-4 fishy.
Lulz for the win, and the match goes leaning my way. However, I predict something with a priority move will be next...
McGill switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Pointed stones dug into Mamoswine.
Mamoswine lost 12% of its health.
fishyfool: It has a scarf as wellxD
Mamoswine is fast asleep!
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Mamoswine lost 65% of its health.
Mamoswine's leftovers restored its health a little!
Disappointed with the damage that CC did there, but at least I know she has Ice Shard, which inevitably means...
Mamoswine woke up!
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's not very effective...
Magmortar lost 18% of its health.
fishyfool's Magmortar looked into the mirror and had a seizure from the shock of her face.
Mamoswine's leftovers restored its health a little!
5-4 fishy.
Maggy did her job well, and so it’s time to sweep with the rest of my team. I opt to go with Mismagius first, though.
McGill: finnaly it woke up
fishyfool switched in Mismagius (lvl 100 Mismagius ?).
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
Mismagius lost 42% of its health.
Mismagius used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Mamoswine lost 71% of its health.
McGill's Mamoswine became sandwiches for an orphanage.
5-3 fishy.
HP Fighting allows me to slaughter that piggy, as well as providing me with a pseudo-Revenankh, while Aero pops back out for another round.
McGill switched in Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
Mismagius lost 52% of its health.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Mismagius used Will-o-wisp.
Aerodactyl was burned!
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
Mismagius is basically dead, but that burn allows whoever comes out next to finish this bird, and as predicted...
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
Mismagius lost 28% of its health.
fishyfool's Mismagius fizzled out of existence.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
4-3 fishy.
Missy dies, while Aero struggles by with about half his health left in him. Time to end this bird.
fishyfool switched in Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 38% of its health.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Empoleon used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 72% of its health.
McGill's Aerodactyl was sent back to prehistory.
Empoleon's leftovers restored its health a little!
4-2 fishy.
Empy would be dead were it not for that burn. He’s only 2 Pokémon left against my 4, but they could be TTar or something like that...
McGill switched in Shedinja (lvl 100 Shedinja).
Pointed stones dug into Shedinja.
Shedinja got exorcised by SR, bitch!
4-1 fishy.
...McGill’s reaction gives a perfect example of his opinion on this move.
McGill: oops
McGill: forgot about stealth rock
McGill switched in Rhyperior (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
Pointed stones dug into Rhyperior.
Rhyperior lost 6% of its health.
Kinda saw that Empy would drop from EQ, but deciding to stick it through and hope for some lucky hax, I hit Rhyp with Empy’s only damaging move...
Empoleon used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Rhyperior lost 44% of its health.
Rhyperior used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 84% of its health.
fishyfool's Empoleon fell down flat on his beak.
Rhyperior's leftovers restored its health a little
3-1 fishy.
...and realise that Surf would have been better, but shit happens. As it also happens, it’s time to finish this as I send in my little Sextile, infamous for being a situational staller. Here’s why...
fishyfool switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Sceptile used Attract.
Rhyperior had a boner for Sceptile!
Rhyperior is in love with foe Sceptile!
Rhyperior used Substitute.
Rhyperior lost 25% of its health.
Rhyperior made a substitute!
Rhyperior's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sub up means bad news if he hits me with Avalanche, as it opens me up for a bulky sweep. I need to break the sub...
Sceptile used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Rhyperior!
Rhyperior's substitute faded!
Rhyperior is in love with foe Sceptile!
Rhyperior used Stone Edge.
Sceptile lost 48% of its health.
Sceptile's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rhyperior's leftovers restored its health a little!
...and Stone Edge does a shitload less than I thought. Still, the battle’s in the bag pretty much as I say my GGs and get to town.
fishyfool: gg.
Sceptile used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Rhyperior lost 102% of its health.
McGill's Rhyperior got ‘phylled’ with lead.
fishyfool wins!
McGill: GG
McGill: dam stealth rock
McGill: =D
3-0 fishy.
Energy Ball does the trick, as my other two Pokémon (whose names evade me at this moment) sit in the sidelines.
Props:
-Empoleon for setting up SR and getting in a couple of kills.
-Magmortar for haxing out on that Surf and demolishing a good chunk of his team.
-Sceptile for finishing the fight.
-McGill for being sporting to the very end of the battle.
Slops:
-Shedinja for dying without doing anything, and a lesson to all to always have a spinner if you’re using sheddy.
-Maggy for not dying from Surf and making the battle more epic.
-Houndoom for his shitty ability to survive physical hits.
-MS Word for adding a great big fucking useless ton of fucking shitty space and time wasting with a bollocking of right in the edges of the fucking action.
Either way, this battle was held when I got Shoddy downloaded, and so was among one of my earliest battles, and this one was one of my fave ones, merely due to one incident.
Fishy's Fighters: Empoleon, Magmortar, Mismagius, Sceptile, Honchkrow(not used), Aerodactyl(not used).
McGill's(opponent) Monsters: Aerodactyl, Mamoswine, Empoleon, Houndoom, Shedinja, Rhyperior.
Excuse the line spacing, my Word system seems to think that having spaces wide enough to shove a penis into is a good thing for writing fan fiction and war stories.
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Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Timed Battle
fishyfool sent out Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
McGill sent out Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Expecting this thing to pack EQ, I take Empoleon’s defense investments to granted and decide to set up some rocks as Empy’s bulky enough to take a hit.
McGill switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Empoleon used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
This could be a bit of a danger, since Mamo gets STAB, has more attack AND is a great big fucking pig. I have a trick up my sleeve, though...
Mamoswine used Curse.
Mamoswine's speed was lowered.
Mamoswine's attack was raised.
Mamoswine's defence was raised.
Empoleon used Yawn.
Mamoswine became drowsy
And so I really become a bit worried: Should it still outrun after that Curse, Empy’s as good as dead. So my best bet is to try and sub up before the assrape.
Empoleon used Substitute.
Empoleon lost 25% of its health.
Empoleon made a substitute!
Mamoswine used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Empoleon!
Empoleon's substitute faded!
Empoleon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Mamoswine fell asleep!
Were that to hit, Empy would be dead without a doubt. I decide to take advantage of the situation and switch in my Scarfed Magmortar to try and get in a few kills while the piggy sleeps.
fishyfool switched in Magmortar (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).
Mamoswine is fast asleep!
Anticipating Flamethrower, McGill switches out for his Houndoom. Sadly for him, this ugly fucker runs a physical-heavy moveset, and you know what that means...
McGill switched in Houndoom (lvl 100 Houndoom ?).
Pointed stones dug into Houndoom.
Houndoom lost 25% of its health.
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Houndoom lost 118% of its health.
McGill's Houndoom failed at life.
6-5 fishy
CC hits for the kill, and I take the lead, though he doesn’t know that CC’s all I can do. McGill takes a leaf from my book and slots up his Empoleon, which with that Steel point, I assume Cross Chop can take out. If not, then the score’s even.
McGill switched in Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
Pointed stones dug into Empoleon.
Empoleon lost 6% of its health.
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 59% of its health.
Empoleon used Surf.
It's super effective!
Magmortar lost 100% of its health.
Empoleon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jew WHAT? Without a Focus Sash, and yet Maggy STILL lived? Seems luck was on my side here, and there would be no doubt that Maggy would die from just about anything. Still, I had the speed.
fishyfool: WTF? 100% health loss and it lived?
fishyfool: LOL!
McGill: ???
McGill: i got cheated =L
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 63% of its health.
McGill's Empoleon was snapped into pieces.
6-4 fishy.
Lulz for the win, and the match goes leaning my way. However, I predict something with a priority move will be next...
McGill switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine ?).
Pointed stones dug into Mamoswine.
Mamoswine lost 12% of its health.
fishyfool: It has a scarf as wellxD
Mamoswine is fast asleep!
Magmortar used Cross Chop.
It's super effective!
Mamoswine lost 65% of its health.
Mamoswine's leftovers restored its health a little!
Disappointed with the damage that CC did there, but at least I know she has Ice Shard, which inevitably means...
Mamoswine woke up!
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
It's not very effective...
Magmortar lost 18% of its health.
fishyfool's Magmortar looked into the mirror and had a seizure from the shock of her face.
Mamoswine's leftovers restored its health a little!
5-4 fishy.
Maggy did her job well, and so it’s time to sweep with the rest of my team. I opt to go with Mismagius first, though.
McGill: finnaly it woke up
fishyfool switched in Mismagius (lvl 100 Mismagius ?).
Mamoswine used Ice Shard.
Mismagius lost 42% of its health.
Mismagius used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Mamoswine lost 71% of its health.
McGill's Mamoswine became sandwiches for an orphanage.
5-3 fishy.
HP Fighting allows me to slaughter that piggy, as well as providing me with a pseudo-Revenankh, while Aero pops back out for another round.
McGill switched in Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Aerodactyl.
Aerodactyl lost 25% of its health.
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
Mismagius lost 52% of its health.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Mismagius used Will-o-wisp.
Aerodactyl was burned!
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
Mismagius is basically dead, but that burn allows whoever comes out next to finish this bird, and as predicted...
Aerodactyl used Ice Fang.
Mismagius lost 28% of its health.
fishyfool's Mismagius fizzled out of existence.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Aerodactyl was hurt by its burn!
4-3 fishy.
Missy dies, while Aero struggles by with about half his health left in him. Time to end this bird.
fishyfool switched in Empoleon (lvl 100 Empoleon ?).
Aerodactyl used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 38% of its health.
Aerodactyl lost 10% of its health.
Empoleon used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 72% of its health.
McGill's Aerodactyl was sent back to prehistory.
Empoleon's leftovers restored its health a little!
4-2 fishy.
Empy would be dead were it not for that burn. He’s only 2 Pokémon left against my 4, but they could be TTar or something like that...
McGill switched in Shedinja (lvl 100 Shedinja).
Pointed stones dug into Shedinja.
Shedinja got exorcised by SR, bitch!
4-1 fishy.
...McGill’s reaction gives a perfect example of his opinion on this move.
McGill: oops
McGill: forgot about stealth rock
McGill switched in Rhyperior (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?).
Pointed stones dug into Rhyperior.
Rhyperior lost 6% of its health.
Kinda saw that Empy would drop from EQ, but deciding to stick it through and hope for some lucky hax, I hit Rhyp with Empy’s only damaging move...
Empoleon used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Rhyperior lost 44% of its health.
Rhyperior used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 84% of its health.
fishyfool's Empoleon fell down flat on his beak.
Rhyperior's leftovers restored its health a little
3-1 fishy.
...and realise that Surf would have been better, but shit happens. As it also happens, it’s time to finish this as I send in my little Sextile, infamous for being a situational staller. Here’s why...
fishyfool switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Sceptile used Attract.
Rhyperior had a boner for Sceptile!
Rhyperior is in love with foe Sceptile!
Rhyperior used Substitute.
Rhyperior lost 25% of its health.
Rhyperior made a substitute!
Rhyperior's leftovers restored its health a little!
Sub up means bad news if he hits me with Avalanche, as it opens me up for a bulky sweep. I need to break the sub...
Sceptile used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Rhyperior!
Rhyperior's substitute faded!
Rhyperior is in love with foe Sceptile!
Rhyperior used Stone Edge.
Sceptile lost 48% of its health.
Sceptile's leftovers restored its health a little!
Rhyperior's leftovers restored its health a little!
...and Stone Edge does a shitload less than I thought. Still, the battle’s in the bag pretty much as I say my GGs and get to town.
fishyfool: gg.
Sceptile used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Rhyperior lost 102% of its health.
McGill's Rhyperior got ‘phylled’ with lead.
fishyfool wins!
McGill: GG
McGill: dam stealth rock
McGill: =D
3-0 fishy.
Energy Ball does the trick, as my other two Pokémon (whose names evade me at this moment) sit in the sidelines.
Props:
-Empoleon for setting up SR and getting in a couple of kills.
-Magmortar for haxing out on that Surf and demolishing a good chunk of his team.
-Sceptile for finishing the fight.
-McGill for being sporting to the very end of the battle.
Slops:
-Shedinja for dying without doing anything, and a lesson to all to always have a spinner if you’re using sheddy.
-Maggy for not dying from Surf and making the battle more epic.
-Houndoom for his shitty ability to survive physical hits.
-MS Word for adding a great big fucking useless ton of fucking shitty space and time wasting with a bollocking of right in the edges of the fucking action.
