MICHAEL's team:
ASH's team:
This was a test of my UU team verses a random guy on neoseekers. He didn't use much of the ultra OU'd stuff either, so it made for a pretty interesting and fun battle. This was my first time using it, I was pleasently surprised at how well I did. He said his team was under construction though, while my UU team is nearly complete (only Clefable needs to be EV'd now).
ASH would like to battle!
O rly?
MICHAEL sends out NOOBKING (Nidoking)!
ASH sends out Spiritomb!
Kinda an unexpected starter, I was expecting to get dominated by a weavile or gyarados.
NOOBKING uses Earthquake! (~70% damage)
STAB'd EQ hurts no matter who it's on really.
Spiritomb uses Nasty Plot!
won't help him much.
NOOBKING uses Earthquake!
Spiritomb Fainted!
All right, 6-5, doing good.
ASH sent out Vespiquen!
ARG! woulda been neat to get a sweep going with nidoking, he's CB'd though, forced me to switch.
MICHAEL recalled Nidoking!
MICHAEL sent out BACON (Grumpig)!
Vespiquen used Toxic!
Vespiquen's attack missed!
Meh, boring turn. I cut a couple turns here, basically grumpig paralyzes vespiquen, vespi misses toxic again (what luck), he switches to kingdra and I use light screen, he hydro pumps then I switch, he switches again so it gets to vespiquen verses my scyther.
Blue used Agility!
Vespiquen used Toxic!
Blue was badly poisoned!
Oh well, I was going to BP anyways. But wait, I can take vespiquen down in one shot using scyther, use my artillery later.
ASH recalled Vespiquen!
ASH sent out Metagross!
Shiny and in a masterball, fun times with HAX.
Blue used Aerial Ace! (~6% damage)
Bah, oh well, my artillery can burn him down!
MICHAEL recalled Scyther!
MICHAEL sent out OCTOPUSSY (Octillery)!
Metagross used Meteor Mash (~48% damage)!
Wow, Octillery can sure take a hit, either that or that was one shitty hacked metagross.
OCTOPUSSY used Flamethrower (~70% damage)!
Oh shit....
Metagross used Zen Headbutt!
OCTOPUSSY fainted!
Meh, his defenses will stand up better in UU.
MICHAEL sent out Tardle (Torkoal)!
I wouldn't have used him if I knew meta was packing EQ, but it didn't seem to matter.
Metagross used Earthquake (~58% damage)!
Ok, his metagross is shitty.
Tardle used Overheat!
Metagross fainted!
Worked out better than I expected when I saw the EQ coming.
ASH sent out Kingdra!
Not keeping my turtle in against that thing
MICHAEL recalled Tardle!
MICHAEL sent out Nomoves (clefable)!
Planned to wall for a bit until he switched, then send a little wishing love torkoal's way.
Kingdra used Ice Beam! (less than 15% damage)......Nomoves was Frozen Solid
...fuck.
MICHAEL sent out Blue (Scyther)!
I now realize what a dumb move that was after just watching my clefable take an ice beam, although wtf was he thinking trying to ice beam a torkoal? Even if he did predict my switch what would I send in to wall hydro pump weak to ice? Worked out fine though.
Blue used X-Scissor (100% damage), it's a critical hit!
Kingdra fainted!
See? Worked out fine, just fine. Got my payback for that ice beam.
ASH sent out Blaziken!
Ugh, who uses him anymore? Get an infernape kthnx.
Scyther used Aerial Ace (98% damage)
Arrg, so close. He was starting to get his ass kicked by the toxic anyways
Blaziken used Sky Uppercut (Enough damage to kill his diseased arse)
Blue fainted!
MICHAEL sent out Tardle!
Figured he had enough HP to wall Blaziken for that one move to finish it.
Blaziken uses Brave Bird! (10% damage)
Torkoal is a bit beastly for UU imo.
Blaziken fainted!
Tardle uses Rapid Spin...but there was no target.
Tardle be ridin spinnaz, that's two pokemon defeated by him (suicides count!)
ASH sent out Craidily!
Not too scary.
Craidily used Stone edge! (20% damage)
Torkoal is hurting at this point, he's redlined.
Tardle used Earthquake! (~40% damage)
LOL, forgot that Craidily was grass/rock, used to the water/rock fossils from r/b. No worries.
Craidily used Stone edge...Craidily's attack missed!
Wooh, I get a 4-0 win instead of 3-0!
Torkoal used Overheat....it's a critical hit!
Craidily fainted!
ASH sent out Vespiquen!
Blue, I will avenge you!
Tardle used Overheat (30% damage)!
Nope, torkoal just dosn't have the vitality to use more than one overheat with its sp. atk. Didn't matter at this point, I had this battle won the second I took down his metagross.
Vespiquen used Defend Order!
MICHAEL recalled Tardle!
MICHAEL sent out NOOBKING!
Vespiquen used Toxic....It dosn't effect NOOBKING.
NOOBKING used Stone edge....it's a critical hit!
Vespiquen fainted!
You defeated ASH!
I had a lot of fun in this battle,
The Good:
Torkoal is beastly for a UU, if he can take a metagross quake I think he'll serve me well in UU.
Nidoking: Looks really cool, glad to have a chance to use him, did his job well and came back at the end to wrap things up
Scyther: Props for critting the kingdra, I have no dragon moves on this team.
The bad:
Grumpig saw almost no action, he did lightscreen for me, which didn't help much considering only one special move hit after he lightscreened.
Clefable: Popsicle on switchin, i've done that to people with my Weavile before, funny but sux
Octillery: Couldn't OHKO metagross, but considering the metagross was hacked and is two tiers higher than Octillery, I say he did a pretty good job.






ASH's team:






This was a test of my UU team verses a random guy on neoseekers. He didn't use much of the ultra OU'd stuff either, so it made for a pretty interesting and fun battle. This was my first time using it, I was pleasently surprised at how well I did. He said his team was under construction though, while my UU team is nearly complete (only Clefable needs to be EV'd now).
ASH would like to battle!
O rly?
MICHAEL sends out NOOBKING (Nidoking)!
ASH sends out Spiritomb!
Kinda an unexpected starter, I was expecting to get dominated by a weavile or gyarados.
NOOBKING uses Earthquake! (~70% damage)
STAB'd EQ hurts no matter who it's on really.
Spiritomb uses Nasty Plot!
won't help him much.
NOOBKING uses Earthquake!
Spiritomb Fainted!
All right, 6-5, doing good.
ASH sent out Vespiquen!
ARG! woulda been neat to get a sweep going with nidoking, he's CB'd though, forced me to switch.
MICHAEL recalled Nidoking!
MICHAEL sent out BACON (Grumpig)!
Vespiquen used Toxic!
Vespiquen's attack missed!
Meh, boring turn. I cut a couple turns here, basically grumpig paralyzes vespiquen, vespi misses toxic again (what luck), he switches to kingdra and I use light screen, he hydro pumps then I switch, he switches again so it gets to vespiquen verses my scyther.
Blue used Agility!
Vespiquen used Toxic!
Blue was badly poisoned!
Oh well, I was going to BP anyways. But wait, I can take vespiquen down in one shot using scyther, use my artillery later.
ASH recalled Vespiquen!
ASH sent out Metagross!
Shiny and in a masterball, fun times with HAX.
Blue used Aerial Ace! (~6% damage)
Bah, oh well, my artillery can burn him down!
MICHAEL recalled Scyther!
MICHAEL sent out OCTOPUSSY (Octillery)!
Metagross used Meteor Mash (~48% damage)!
Wow, Octillery can sure take a hit, either that or that was one shitty hacked metagross.
OCTOPUSSY used Flamethrower (~70% damage)!
Oh shit....
Metagross used Zen Headbutt!
OCTOPUSSY fainted!
Meh, his defenses will stand up better in UU.
MICHAEL sent out Tardle (Torkoal)!
I wouldn't have used him if I knew meta was packing EQ, but it didn't seem to matter.
Metagross used Earthquake (~58% damage)!
Ok, his metagross is shitty.
Tardle used Overheat!
Metagross fainted!
Worked out better than I expected when I saw the EQ coming.
ASH sent out Kingdra!
Not keeping my turtle in against that thing
MICHAEL recalled Tardle!
MICHAEL sent out Nomoves (clefable)!
Planned to wall for a bit until he switched, then send a little wishing love torkoal's way.
Kingdra used Ice Beam! (less than 15% damage)......Nomoves was Frozen Solid
...fuck.
MICHAEL sent out Blue (Scyther)!
I now realize what a dumb move that was after just watching my clefable take an ice beam, although wtf was he thinking trying to ice beam a torkoal? Even if he did predict my switch what would I send in to wall hydro pump weak to ice? Worked out fine though.
Blue used X-Scissor (100% damage), it's a critical hit!
Kingdra fainted!
See? Worked out fine, just fine. Got my payback for that ice beam.
ASH sent out Blaziken!
Ugh, who uses him anymore? Get an infernape kthnx.
Scyther used Aerial Ace (98% damage)
Arrg, so close. He was starting to get his ass kicked by the toxic anyways
Blaziken used Sky Uppercut (Enough damage to kill his diseased arse)
Blue fainted!
MICHAEL sent out Tardle!
Figured he had enough HP to wall Blaziken for that one move to finish it.
Blaziken uses Brave Bird! (10% damage)
Torkoal is a bit beastly for UU imo.
Blaziken fainted!
Tardle uses Rapid Spin...but there was no target.
Tardle be ridin spinnaz, that's two pokemon defeated by him (suicides count!)
ASH sent out Craidily!
Not too scary.
Craidily used Stone edge! (20% damage)
Torkoal is hurting at this point, he's redlined.
Tardle used Earthquake! (~40% damage)
LOL, forgot that Craidily was grass/rock, used to the water/rock fossils from r/b. No worries.
Craidily used Stone edge...Craidily's attack missed!
Wooh, I get a 4-0 win instead of 3-0!
Torkoal used Overheat....it's a critical hit!
Craidily fainted!
ASH sent out Vespiquen!
Blue, I will avenge you!
Tardle used Overheat (30% damage)!
Nope, torkoal just dosn't have the vitality to use more than one overheat with its sp. atk. Didn't matter at this point, I had this battle won the second I took down his metagross.
Vespiquen used Defend Order!
MICHAEL recalled Tardle!
MICHAEL sent out NOOBKING!
Vespiquen used Toxic....It dosn't effect NOOBKING.
NOOBKING used Stone edge....it's a critical hit!
Vespiquen fainted!
You defeated ASH!
I had a lot of fun in this battle,
The Good:
Torkoal is beastly for a UU, if he can take a metagross quake I think he'll serve me well in UU.
Nidoking: Looks really cool, glad to have a chance to use him, did his job well and came back at the end to wrap things up
Scyther: Props for critting the kingdra, I have no dragon moves on this team.
The bad:
Grumpig saw almost no action, he did lightscreen for me, which didn't help much considering only one special move hit after he lightscreened.
Clefable: Popsicle on switchin, i've done that to people with my Weavile before, funny but sux
Octillery: Couldn't OHKO metagross, but considering the metagross was hacked and is two tiers higher than Octillery, I say he did a pretty good job.