This battle took place on shoddy. Sleep, species, OHKO and Evasion clauses in effect.
I know mozzy outside of the interweb from school so we have battled before but this was by far our closest and most tense battle this brings our record against each other to 5-5.
Leftovers was cut out as was any other text I deemed useless.(Bronzong,Absol,Umbreon and gliscor had lefties) This story is Heavy on the log side and light on the commentary side but that’s just because I didn’t know what to write. I hope you enjoy it, and no forced humour in here.
My team.
Mozzy’s team.
Minty4win sent out Machamp
Mozzy12 sent out Hariyama
Machamp used Thunderpunch.
Hariyama lost 21% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Machamps's Expert Belt!
Machamp lost 3% of its health.
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Ok so I’m expecting a fake out here and decide to leave machamp in as he is built defensively. Losing the expert belt was annoying but not terrible.
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Machamp used Ice Punch.
Hariyama lost 20% of its health.
Hariyama used Force Palm.
A critical hit!
Machamp lost 52% of its health.
Machamp is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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Great, Paralysed machamp is now slower than anything else in the story.
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Minty4win switched in Gliscor
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
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Ok so not exactly a preferential situation but workable.
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Gliscor used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Minty4win switched in Machamp
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Bronzong used Calm Mind.
Machamp is paralysed! It can't move!
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Bronzong used Psychic.
It doesn't affect Umbreon..
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Machamp comes in to draw a psychic to allow a safe switch in for umbreon
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Mozzy12 switched in Hariyama
Pointed stones dug into Hariyama.
Hariyama lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Hariyama was trapped!
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Minty4win switched in Tangrowth
Hariyama used Force Palm.
Tangrowth lost 15% of its health.
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Tangrowth used Knock Off.
Tangrowth knocked off foe Hariyama's Focus Band!
It's not very effective...
Hariyama lost 2% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Tangrowth's Yache Berry!
Tangrowth lost 4% of its health.
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Ok so tangrowth is in. I love tangrowth he annoys and hits hard whats not to love.
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Mozzy12 switched in Regice
Pointed stones dug into Regice.
Regice lost 25% of its health.
Tangrowth used Leech Seed.
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Tangrowth regained health!
Tangrowth restored 11% of its health.
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Having lost my Yache berry I fear ice attacks so my only option is to switch, fortunately got the seed in to sap it slowly.
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Regice used Ice Beam.
Umbreon lost 20% of its health.
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Umbreon regained health!
Umbreon restored 11% of its health.
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Mozzy12 switched in Hariyama
Pointed stones dug into Hariyama.
Hariyama lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Hariyama was trapped!
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Hariyama used Fake Out.
Umbreon lost 9% of its health.
Umbreon flinched!
Umbreon’s leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
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Hariyama used Force Palm.
It's super effective!
Umbreon lost 42% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Hariyama is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Umbreon used BatonPass.
Minty4win switched in Gliscor
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Ok so that worked out great. Umbreon being slow is helpful to me for safe wish passing. Time to dispose of the sumo.
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Hariyama used Bullet Punch.
Gliscor lost 11% of its health.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 30% of its health.
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Hariyama used Bullet Punch.
Gliscor lost 11% of its health.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 28% of its health.
Mozzy12's Hariyama fainted.
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Yeah that was coming 5-6 to minty
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Mozzy12 switched in Regice
Pointed stones dug into Regice.
Regice lost 25% of its health.
Minty4win switched in Ludicolo
Regice used Thunder Wave.
Ludicolo is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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Getting fed up of paralysis now
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Regice used Charge Beam.
Ludicolo lost 11% of its health.
Regice's special attack was raised.
Ludicolo is paralysed! It can't move!
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Regice used Charge Beam.
Regice's attack missed!
Ludicolo used Leech Seed.
Regice was seeded!
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Ludicolo regained health!
Ludicolo restored 13% of its health.
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Regice used Charge Beam.
Ludicolo lost 16% of its health.
Regice's special attack was raised.
Ludicolo used Energy Ball.
Regice lost 13% of its health.
Regice's leftovers restored its health a little!
Regice restored 6% of its health.
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Ludicolo regained health!
Ludicolo restored 13% of its health.
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Regice used Explosion.
Ludicolo lost 79% of its health.
Mozzy12's Regice fainted.
Ludicolo is paralysed! It can't move!
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Yes I survived the explosion. However ludicolo is now essentially useless. 4-6 minty. Time to sacrifice the Mexican.
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Mozzy12 switched in Porygonz
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
the Ludicolo lost 68% of its health.
Minty4win's the Ludicolo fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
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Ok so I just shat myself. I fear porygon-z a lot so I switch in my surprise orb to outspeed and maybe explode.I protected to scout for the switch and it paid off.4-5
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Minty4win switched in Electrode
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Electrode used Protect.
Electrode protected itself!
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Mozzy12 switched in Gallade
Pointed stones dug into Gallade.
Gallade lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
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Gallade used Ice Punch.
Umbreon lost 21% of its health.
Umbreon used BatonPass.
Minty4win switched in Machamp
The wish came true!
Machamp restored 50% of its health.
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Ok so machamp may be paralysed but he’s at fullish hp time to attempt to lay some smackdown on this team.
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Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong (Bronzong).
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Bronzong lost 41% of its health.
Bronzong became confused!
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Bronzong is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Bronzong lost 38% of its health.
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Bronzong is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Machamp is paralysed! It can't move!
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Bronzong is confused!
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 79% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Bronzong lost 38% of its health.
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Well that was productive wasn’t it ¬¬. I love my machamp, power 150 (after stab) 100% accurate (No guard) and 100% confusion.
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Pointed stones dug into Gallade.
Gallade lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Gallade lost 94% of its health.
Mozzy12's Gallade fainted.
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:O Crit at a perfect time other wise Gallade could have really pissed on my parade.3-5
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Mozzy12 switched in Absol
Pointed stones dug into Absol.
Absol lost 12% of its health.
Absol used Pursuit.
It's not very effective...
Machamp lost 9% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Absol lost 196% of its health.
Mozzy12's Absol fainted.
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Once again I brown in my pants. I expected a psycho cut but mozzy expected me to switch and his Absol got punched in half.
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Mozzy12 switched in Porygonz
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Machamp lost 92% of its health.
Minty4win's Machamp fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
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Losing Machamp was a bitch but he did a whole lot of damage and as long as I can keep porygon-z switching those rocks will take their toll.3-4
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
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Bronzong is fast asleep!
Umbreon used Wish.
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Bronzong is fast asleep!
Umbreon used BatonPass.
Minty4win switched in Tangrowth
The wish came true!
Tangrowth restored 50% of its health.
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Ok so tangrowth is back with a lot of hp to make a mess of Bronzong.
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Mozzy12 switched in Porygonz
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Tangrowth used Leech Seed.
Porygonz's health was sapped by leech seed!
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Tangrowth regained health!
Tangrowth restored 9% of its health.
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This is where I Fucked up, If I’d just used Sleep Powder it may have been different.
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Porygonz used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Tangrowth lost 290% of its health.
Minty4win's Tangrowth fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
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Those of you who have never seen a porygon-z sweep this is what it looks like
3-3
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Porygonz used Nasty Plot.
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Porygonz was trapped!
Porygonz's health was sapped by leech seed!
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Umbreon restored 10% of its health.
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Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Umbreon lost 82% of its health.
Minty4win's Umbreon fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
Mozzy12's Porygonz fainted.
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1-2 :O that little bitch is down maybe I’m in with a fighting chance.
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Minty4win switched in Electrode
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Electrode used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 36% of its health.
Electrode lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Crap now that zong is awake things are looking bleak again.
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Electrode used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 22% of its health.
Electrode lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Psychic.
Electrode lost 82% of its health.
Minty4win's Electrode fainted.
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Damn fragile electrode 1-1. So now he has a cm zong laughing in my face as I bring in bat man to try and dent the bell.
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Minty4win switched in Gliscor
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 7% of its health.
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong restored 80% of its health.
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This continues for enough turns to make me attempt the below move as a last ditch attempt. With Gliscor causing one % damage a turn after lefties I didn’t stand a chance.
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Bronzong makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Gliscor used Earthquake.
Gliscor’s attack missed!
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 7% of its health.
Bronzong used Psychic.
Gliscor lost 125% of its health.
Minty4win's Gliscor fainted.
Mozzy12 wins!
Props
-Machamp for taking physical hits like a man and punching absol in half
-Umbreon for healing and generally being hard
-Mozzy for using a less than standard team
Slops
-Me for not sleeping that porygon-z
-Paralysis
-Electrode for not getting to explode
I know mozzy outside of the interweb from school so we have battled before but this was by far our closest and most tense battle this brings our record against each other to 5-5.
Leftovers was cut out as was any other text I deemed useless.(Bronzong,Absol,Umbreon and gliscor had lefties) This story is Heavy on the log side and light on the commentary side but that’s just because I didn’t know what to write. I hope you enjoy it, and no forced humour in here.
My team.

Mozzy’s team.

Minty4win sent out Machamp
Mozzy12 sent out Hariyama
Machamp used Thunderpunch.
Hariyama lost 21% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Machamps's Expert Belt!
Machamp lost 3% of its health.
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Ok so I’m expecting a fake out here and decide to leave machamp in as he is built defensively. Losing the expert belt was annoying but not terrible.
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Machamp used Ice Punch.
Hariyama lost 20% of its health.
Hariyama used Force Palm.
A critical hit!
Machamp lost 52% of its health.
Machamp is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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Great, Paralysed machamp is now slower than anything else in the story.
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Minty4win switched in Gliscor
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
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Ok so not exactly a preferential situation but workable.
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Gliscor used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Minty4win switched in Machamp
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Bronzong used Calm Mind.
Machamp is paralysed! It can't move!
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Bronzong used Psychic.
It doesn't affect Umbreon..
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Machamp comes in to draw a psychic to allow a safe switch in for umbreon
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Mozzy12 switched in Hariyama
Pointed stones dug into Hariyama.
Hariyama lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Hariyama was trapped!
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Minty4win switched in Tangrowth
Hariyama used Force Palm.
Tangrowth lost 15% of its health.
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Tangrowth used Knock Off.
Tangrowth knocked off foe Hariyama's Focus Band!
It's not very effective...
Hariyama lost 2% of its health.
Hariyama used Knock Off.
Hariyama knocked off foe Tangrowth's Yache Berry!
Tangrowth lost 4% of its health.
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Ok so tangrowth is in. I love tangrowth he annoys and hits hard whats not to love.
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Mozzy12 switched in Regice
Pointed stones dug into Regice.
Regice lost 25% of its health.
Tangrowth used Leech Seed.
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Tangrowth regained health!
Tangrowth restored 11% of its health.
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Having lost my Yache berry I fear ice attacks so my only option is to switch, fortunately got the seed in to sap it slowly.
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Regice used Ice Beam.
Umbreon lost 20% of its health.
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Umbreon regained health!
Umbreon restored 11% of its health.
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Mozzy12 switched in Hariyama
Pointed stones dug into Hariyama.
Hariyama lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Hariyama was trapped!
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Hariyama used Fake Out.
Umbreon lost 9% of its health.
Umbreon flinched!
Umbreon’s leftovers restored its health a little!
Umbreon restored 6% of its health.
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Hariyama used Force Palm.
It's super effective!
Umbreon lost 42% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Hariyama is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Umbreon used BatonPass.
Minty4win switched in Gliscor
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Ok so that worked out great. Umbreon being slow is helpful to me for safe wish passing. Time to dispose of the sumo.
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Hariyama used Bullet Punch.
Gliscor lost 11% of its health.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 30% of its health.
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Hariyama used Bullet Punch.
Gliscor lost 11% of its health.
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's super effective!
Hariyama lost 28% of its health.
Mozzy12's Hariyama fainted.
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Yeah that was coming 5-6 to minty
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Mozzy12 switched in Regice
Pointed stones dug into Regice.
Regice lost 25% of its health.
Minty4win switched in Ludicolo
Regice used Thunder Wave.
Ludicolo is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
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Getting fed up of paralysis now
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Regice used Charge Beam.
Ludicolo lost 11% of its health.
Regice's special attack was raised.
Ludicolo is paralysed! It can't move!
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Regice used Charge Beam.
Regice's attack missed!
Ludicolo used Leech Seed.
Regice was seeded!
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Ludicolo regained health!
Ludicolo restored 13% of its health.
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Regice used Charge Beam.
Ludicolo lost 16% of its health.
Regice's special attack was raised.
Ludicolo used Energy Ball.
Regice lost 13% of its health.
Regice's leftovers restored its health a little!
Regice restored 6% of its health.
Regice's health was sapped by leech seed!
Regice lost 12% of its health.
Ludicolo regained health!
Ludicolo restored 13% of its health.
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Regice used Explosion.
Ludicolo lost 79% of its health.
Mozzy12's Regice fainted.
Ludicolo is paralysed! It can't move!
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Yes I survived the explosion. However ludicolo is now essentially useless. 4-6 minty. Time to sacrifice the Mexican.
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Mozzy12 switched in Porygonz
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
the Ludicolo lost 68% of its health.
Minty4win's the Ludicolo fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
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Ok so I just shat myself. I fear porygon-z a lot so I switch in my surprise orb to outspeed and maybe explode.I protected to scout for the switch and it paid off.4-5
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Minty4win switched in Electrode
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Electrode used Protect.
Electrode protected itself!
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Mozzy12 switched in Gallade
Pointed stones dug into Gallade.
Gallade lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon used Wish.
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Gallade used Ice Punch.
Umbreon lost 21% of its health.
Umbreon used BatonPass.
Minty4win switched in Machamp
The wish came true!
Machamp restored 50% of its health.
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Ok so machamp may be paralysed but he’s at fullish hp time to attempt to lay some smackdown on this team.
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Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong (Bronzong).
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Bronzong lost 41% of its health.
Bronzong became confused!
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Bronzong is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Bronzong lost 38% of its health.
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Bronzong is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Machamp is paralysed! It can't move!
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Bronzong is confused!
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong fell asleep!
Bronzong restored 79% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
Bronzong lost 38% of its health.
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Well that was productive wasn’t it ¬¬. I love my machamp, power 150 (after stab) 100% accurate (No guard) and 100% confusion.
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Pointed stones dug into Gallade.
Gallade lost 6% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Gallade lost 94% of its health.
Mozzy12's Gallade fainted.
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:O Crit at a perfect time other wise Gallade could have really pissed on my parade.3-5
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Mozzy12 switched in Absol
Pointed stones dug into Absol.
Absol lost 12% of its health.
Absol used Pursuit.
It's not very effective...
Machamp lost 9% of its health.
Machamp used Dynamicpunch.
It's super effective!
Absol lost 196% of its health.
Mozzy12's Absol fainted.
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Once again I brown in my pants. I expected a psycho cut but mozzy expected me to switch and his Absol got punched in half.
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Mozzy12 switched in Porygonz
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Machamp lost 92% of its health.
Minty4win's Machamp fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
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Losing Machamp was a bitch but he did a whole lot of damage and as long as I can keep porygon-z switching those rocks will take their toll.3-4
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Umbreon is paralysed! It can't move!
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Bronzong is fast asleep!
Umbreon used Wish.
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Bronzong is fast asleep!
Umbreon used BatonPass.
Minty4win switched in Tangrowth
The wish came true!
Tangrowth restored 50% of its health.
---
Ok so tangrowth is back with a lot of hp to make a mess of Bronzong.
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Mozzy12 switched in Porygonz
Pointed stones dug into Porygonz.
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Tangrowth used Leech Seed.
Porygonz's health was sapped by leech seed!
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Tangrowth regained health!
Tangrowth restored 9% of its health.
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This is where I Fucked up, If I’d just used Sleep Powder it may have been different.
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Porygonz used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Tangrowth lost 290% of its health.
Minty4win's Tangrowth fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
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Those of you who have never seen a porygon-z sweep this is what it looks like
3-3
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Minty4win switched in Umbreon
Porygonz used Nasty Plot.
Umbreon used Mean Look.
Porygonz was trapped!
Porygonz's health was sapped by leech seed!
Porygonz lost 12% of its health.
Umbreon restored 10% of its health.
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Porygonz used Tri Attack.
Umbreon lost 82% of its health.
Minty4win's Umbreon fainted.
Porygonz lost 10% of its health.
Mozzy12's Porygonz fainted.
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1-2 :O that little bitch is down maybe I’m in with a fighting chance.
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Minty4win switched in Electrode
Mozzy12 switched in Bronzong
Pointed stones dug into Bronzong.
Bronzong lost 6% of its health.
Electrode used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 36% of its health.
Electrode lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong woke up!
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Crap now that zong is awake things are looking bleak again.
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Electrode used Thunderbolt.
Bronzong lost 22% of its health.
Electrode lost 10% of its health.
Bronzong used Psychic.
Electrode lost 82% of its health.
Minty4win's Electrode fainted.
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Damn fragile electrode 1-1. So now he has a cm zong laughing in my face as I bring in bat man to try and dent the bell.
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Minty4win switched in Gliscor
Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 7% of its health.
Bronzong used Rest.
Bronzong restored 80% of its health.
---
This continues for enough turns to make me attempt the below move as a last ditch attempt. With Gliscor causing one % damage a turn after lefties I didn’t stand a chance.
---
Bronzong makes ground moves miss with Levitate!
Gliscor used Earthquake.
Gliscor’s attack missed!
Bronzong used Calm Mind.
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Gliscor used Aerial Ace.
It's not very effective...
Bronzong lost 7% of its health.
Bronzong used Psychic.
Gliscor lost 125% of its health.
Minty4win's Gliscor fainted.
Mozzy12 wins!
Props
-Machamp for taking physical hits like a man and punching absol in half
-Umbreon for healing and generally being hard
-Mozzy for using a less than standard team
Slops
-Me for not sleeping that porygon-z
-Paralysis
-Electrode for not getting to explode