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First off, WOOT!!! First warstory. I apologize in advance for any parts that may seem unreal, but I made this after the battle. In-game text may also appear strange, but again, made after the battle. All damage percentages are estimates for the record, and where I can’t remember them, I just guess, but I still think they’re pretty accurate.
A long time ago, in a place far, far away, two Pokemon trainers faced off in a battle that would rely entirely on unexpected moves, the infamous Flinchax, and a lot of stuff missing to let the other Trainer win.
Andren’s Team:
Gyarados
Electivire
Evil Birdy (Togekiss)
Tangrowth
Porygon-Z
Wiivile
xDominatorzx’s (Shortened to “X”) Team:
Staraptor
Gyarados
Bronzong
Empoleon
Kadabra* (Alakazam)
Gengar
The two competitors flung out their PokeBalls, each holding their hopes, their dreams…eh, who cares. I’ll get on with the story.
Andren sent out Gyarados *BLING*!
X sent out Staraptor!
Gyarados’s Intimidate lowers foe Staraptor’s Attack!
Foe Staraptor’s Intimidate lowers Gyarados’s Attack!
Uh oh, already lowered attack. Time to Dance it off!
Foe Staraptor used U-Turn! (91%)
Staraptor went back to X!
X sent out Gyarados!
Foe Gyarados’s Intimidate lowers Gyarados’s Attack!
Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
Gyarados’s Leftovers restored a bit of Gyarados’s health! (97%)
Um…okay, I’ve got -1 attack on Gyarados, his probably outspeeds mine, and I don’t have Stone Edge on mine. Genius.
Gyarados! Come back!
Andren sent out Tangrowth!
Foe Gyarados used Stone Edge! (80%)
Okay, time for Tangrowth to put something to Sleep and earn some respect! You can do it Mojanbo!!!
X withdrew Gyarados!
X sent out Bronzong!
Tangrowth used Sleep Powder!
Foe Bronzong fell asleep!
Okay, not what I was really trying to put to sleep, but whatever, I’ll take it.
X withdrew Bronzong!
X sent out Gyarados!
Foe Gyarados lowers Tangrowth’s Attack!
Tangrowth used Leech Seed!
Foe Gyarados was seeded!
Foe Gyarados’s health was sapped by Leech Seed! (95%)
Again, whatever, I’ll take it.
Foe Gyarados used Flamethrower!
It’s super effective! (20%)
Tangrowth used Power Whip! (65%)
Oh, shit! What kind of Gyarados is this?! Stone Edge and Flamethrower? Okay, I’ve gotta sacrifice Tangrowth for the good of the cause.
Foe Gyarados used Flamethrower!
It’s super effective! (0%)
Tangrowth fainted!
5-6 to X
Andren sent out Evil Birdy!
Evil Birdy used Thunder Wave!
Foe Gyarados is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Foe Gyarados is fully paralyzed! It can’t move!
Um…wow. Wasn’t expecting that to happen.
Evil Birdy used Air Slash! (30%)
Gyarados flinched!
Hell yeah! First time that’s happened! Well, actually it’s the first time I’ve done that, but who cares?
Evil Birdy used Air Slash!
Evil Birdy’s attack missed!
Foe Gyarados used Stone Edge!
It’s super effective (0%)
4-6 to X
I’m like “What?!?!?!” Okay, here’s the part where I can’t really remember, so I’ll do my best.
Andren sent out Gyarados!
Gyarados lowers foe Gyarados’s Attack!
X withdrew Gyarados!
X sent out Kadabra!
At this point, seeing only the name, I’m like “WTF is this guy doing?” but then I realize it’s an Alakazam…crud. From now on, Kadabra=Alakazam
Gyarados used Waterfall! (40%)
Alakazam used Psychic! (50%)
Okay, I think I need Gyarados for Intimidation later, so time to switch!
Andren withdrew Gyarados!
Andren sent out Wiivile!
Alakazam used Psychic!
It doesn’t effect Wiivile…
Yes! Go noobish prediction! Thinking he’d switch, I do the following:
Wiivile used Pursuit!
It’s super effective! (1%)
Alakazam used Focus Blast!
It’s super effective!
Wiivile’s Chople Berry lowered Focus Blast’s power! (0%)
3-6 to X
Mental note: Get Wiivile a new item. At this point, I’m thinking there’s a 100% chance I’ll lose, but I’m going out fighting!
Andren sent out Electivire!
Foe Alakazam used Psychic! (60%)
Electivire used ThunderPunch (0%)
3-5 to X
Yes! I killed something! There’s hope!
X sent out Empoleon!
Electivire used ThunderPunch! (0%)
3-4 to X
Okay, it’s almost even, and Electivire’s still good. That’s good.
X sent out Bronzong!
Repeat this sequence for 3 turns:
Electivire used ThunderPunch! (35% each)
Bronzong is fast asleep!
3-3
Um…this sucks. I thought I was going to lose. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU XDOMINATORZX?!?!?!
X sent out Staraptor!
Something happens here where Staraptor doesn’t die, and I get a Close Combat to the face. Electivire’s now at like…50 HP.
Andren withdrew Electivire!
Andren sent out Porygon-Z!
Um…Staraptor does something that doesn’t kill Porygon-Z now…can’t remember what. Sure thing: Porygon-Z isn’t faster than Staraptor.
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (0%)
3-2 to Andren
Okay, I know he has Gyarados and something else. Just don’t be Gengar, please, please don’t be Gengar!
X sent out Gengar!
Shit, it’s Gengar!
Andren withdrew Porygon-Z!
Andren sent out Gyarados!
Intimidate->Gengar
Gengar used Substitute! (76%)
I know what’s coming now. A Focus Punch to the face.
Gengar used Focus Blast!
Gengar’s attack missed!
Gyarados used Waterfall!
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Um…what? Focus Blast? Weird.
Gengar used Substitute! (51%)
Gyarados used Waterfall!
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Um…no comment here. Nothing gigantic.
Gengar used Substitute! (26%)
Gengar’s Salac Berry activates!
Gyarados comes and gives Gengar a Waterfall in the face!
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Okay, I didn’t think he had that extra 1%, so I went for something… Anyways, Gengar has 1% and a Sub up, Gyarados gets poisoned, and I’m left with a crippled Electivire, a Porygon-Z on 90% from Life Orb, and a really weakened Gyarados. Electivire and Gyarados are dead weight now, so it’s like a 2 on 1 now.
At this point, xDominatorzx would like to say something to the effect of: “I’m gonna pwn this guy with my Salac’ed up Gengar now!”
Gengar used Focus Blast!
Gengar’s attack missed!
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (PZ at 80%)
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Yes!!! Now if only PZ could survive another turn this was mine.
Gengar used Focus Blast!
Gengar’s attack missed!
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (0%)
X sent out Gyarados!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I forgot he had it left!!! Oh, wait…It’s paralyzed…Nevermind.
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (0%)
And so, when the dust cleared, Andren was left with his crippled serpent and…human…generator…thing…and a Duck-Virus…thing.
Props:
Pory-Z winning it for me!
Air Slash flinching and Paralyzing Gyarados, which probably helped the outcome.
xDominatorzx for being a really good opponent.
Focus Blast missing! Yay!!!
Slops:
No Gengar counter.
Would’ve lost if Togekiss didn’t Paralyze and Flinch Gyarados.
Focus Blast almost killing me.
If xDominatorzx remembers anything differently, then he can post here saying what needs to be edited.
First off, WOOT!!! First warstory. I apologize in advance for any parts that may seem unreal, but I made this after the battle. In-game text may also appear strange, but again, made after the battle. All damage percentages are estimates for the record, and where I can’t remember them, I just guess, but I still think they’re pretty accurate.
A long time ago, in a place far, far away, two Pokemon trainers faced off in a battle that would rely entirely on unexpected moves, the infamous Flinchax, and a lot of stuff missing to let the other Trainer win.
Andren’s Team:
Gyarados
Electivire
Evil Birdy (Togekiss)
Tangrowth
Porygon-Z
Wiivile
xDominatorzx’s (Shortened to “X”) Team:
Staraptor
Gyarados
Bronzong
Empoleon
Kadabra* (Alakazam)
Gengar
The two competitors flung out their PokeBalls, each holding their hopes, their dreams…eh, who cares. I’ll get on with the story.
Andren sent out Gyarados *BLING*!
X sent out Staraptor!
Gyarados’s Intimidate lowers foe Staraptor’s Attack!
Foe Staraptor’s Intimidate lowers Gyarados’s Attack!
Uh oh, already lowered attack. Time to Dance it off!
Foe Staraptor used U-Turn! (91%)
Staraptor went back to X!
X sent out Gyarados!
Foe Gyarados’s Intimidate lowers Gyarados’s Attack!
Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
Gyarados’s Leftovers restored a bit of Gyarados’s health! (97%)
Um…okay, I’ve got -1 attack on Gyarados, his probably outspeeds mine, and I don’t have Stone Edge on mine. Genius.
Gyarados! Come back!
Andren sent out Tangrowth!
Foe Gyarados used Stone Edge! (80%)
Okay, time for Tangrowth to put something to Sleep and earn some respect! You can do it Mojanbo!!!
X withdrew Gyarados!
X sent out Bronzong!
Tangrowth used Sleep Powder!
Foe Bronzong fell asleep!
Okay, not what I was really trying to put to sleep, but whatever, I’ll take it.
X withdrew Bronzong!
X sent out Gyarados!
Foe Gyarados lowers Tangrowth’s Attack!
Tangrowth used Leech Seed!
Foe Gyarados was seeded!
Foe Gyarados’s health was sapped by Leech Seed! (95%)
Again, whatever, I’ll take it.
Foe Gyarados used Flamethrower!
It’s super effective! (20%)
Tangrowth used Power Whip! (65%)
Oh, shit! What kind of Gyarados is this?! Stone Edge and Flamethrower? Okay, I’ve gotta sacrifice Tangrowth for the good of the cause.
Foe Gyarados used Flamethrower!
It’s super effective! (0%)
Tangrowth fainted!
5-6 to X
Andren sent out Evil Birdy!
Evil Birdy used Thunder Wave!
Foe Gyarados is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Foe Gyarados is fully paralyzed! It can’t move!
Um…wow. Wasn’t expecting that to happen.
Evil Birdy used Air Slash! (30%)
Gyarados flinched!
Hell yeah! First time that’s happened! Well, actually it’s the first time I’ve done that, but who cares?
Evil Birdy used Air Slash!
Evil Birdy’s attack missed!
Foe Gyarados used Stone Edge!
It’s super effective (0%)
4-6 to X
I’m like “What?!?!?!” Okay, here’s the part where I can’t really remember, so I’ll do my best.
Andren sent out Gyarados!
Gyarados lowers foe Gyarados’s Attack!
X withdrew Gyarados!
X sent out Kadabra!
At this point, seeing only the name, I’m like “WTF is this guy doing?” but then I realize it’s an Alakazam…crud. From now on, Kadabra=Alakazam
Gyarados used Waterfall! (40%)
Alakazam used Psychic! (50%)
Okay, I think I need Gyarados for Intimidation later, so time to switch!
Andren withdrew Gyarados!
Andren sent out Wiivile!
Alakazam used Psychic!
It doesn’t effect Wiivile…
Yes! Go noobish prediction! Thinking he’d switch, I do the following:
Wiivile used Pursuit!
It’s super effective! (1%)
Alakazam used Focus Blast!
It’s super effective!
Wiivile’s Chople Berry lowered Focus Blast’s power! (0%)
3-6 to X
Mental note: Get Wiivile a new item. At this point, I’m thinking there’s a 100% chance I’ll lose, but I’m going out fighting!
Andren sent out Electivire!
Foe Alakazam used Psychic! (60%)
Electivire used ThunderPunch (0%)
3-5 to X
Yes! I killed something! There’s hope!
X sent out Empoleon!
Electivire used ThunderPunch! (0%)
3-4 to X
Okay, it’s almost even, and Electivire’s still good. That’s good.
X sent out Bronzong!
Repeat this sequence for 3 turns:
Electivire used ThunderPunch! (35% each)
Bronzong is fast asleep!
3-3
Um…this sucks. I thought I was going to lose. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU XDOMINATORZX?!?!?!
X sent out Staraptor!
Something happens here where Staraptor doesn’t die, and I get a Close Combat to the face. Electivire’s now at like…50 HP.
Andren withdrew Electivire!
Andren sent out Porygon-Z!
Um…Staraptor does something that doesn’t kill Porygon-Z now…can’t remember what. Sure thing: Porygon-Z isn’t faster than Staraptor.
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (0%)
3-2 to Andren
Okay, I know he has Gyarados and something else. Just don’t be Gengar, please, please don’t be Gengar!
X sent out Gengar!
Shit, it’s Gengar!
Andren withdrew Porygon-Z!
Andren sent out Gyarados!
Intimidate->Gengar
Gengar used Substitute! (76%)
I know what’s coming now. A Focus Punch to the face.
Gengar used Focus Blast!
Gengar’s attack missed!
Gyarados used Waterfall!
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Um…what? Focus Blast? Weird.
Gengar used Substitute! (51%)
Gyarados used Waterfall!
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Um…no comment here. Nothing gigantic.
Gengar used Substitute! (26%)
Gengar’s Salac Berry activates!
Gyarados comes and gives Gengar a Waterfall in the face!
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Okay, I didn’t think he had that extra 1%, so I went for something… Anyways, Gengar has 1% and a Sub up, Gyarados gets poisoned, and I’m left with a crippled Electivire, a Porygon-Z on 90% from Life Orb, and a really weakened Gyarados. Electivire and Gyarados are dead weight now, so it’s like a 2 on 1 now.
At this point, xDominatorzx would like to say something to the effect of: “I’m gonna pwn this guy with my Salac’ed up Gengar now!”
Gengar used Focus Blast!
Gengar’s attack missed!
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (PZ at 80%)
Gengar’s Substitute faded!
Yes!!! Now if only PZ could survive another turn this was mine.
Gengar used Focus Blast!
Gengar’s attack missed!
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (0%)
X sent out Gyarados!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I forgot he had it left!!! Oh, wait…It’s paralyzed…Nevermind.
Porygon-Z used Thunderbolt! (0%)
And so, when the dust cleared, Andren was left with his crippled serpent and…human…generator…thing…and a Duck-Virus…thing.
Props:
Pory-Z winning it for me!
Air Slash flinching and Paralyzing Gyarados, which probably helped the outcome.
xDominatorzx for being a really good opponent.
Focus Blast missing! Yay!!!
Slops:
No Gengar counter.
Would’ve lost if Togekiss didn’t Paralyze and Flinch Gyarados.
Focus Blast almost killing me.
If xDominatorzx remembers anything differently, then he can post here saying what needs to be edited.