An unwritten rule of our relationship is that we don't talk about the reason we're taking money from the joint account. The intentions of this were noble, to prevent arguments and not insight libel. However, I believe this rule has resulted in the opposite. Saying I shouldn't mention that you've been taking a lot more money from the account than I have does not prevent arguments, and in many cases (including this one Barry) causes the opposite. When money is taken to "look good to a client by buying dinner", they're very easy to disprove, as "your client's" pictures on their instagram is very public. This means that the pictures of your wining and dining can spread like wildfire. Additionally, when you come back sloshed and drunk text me calling me Mindy, all my alarm bells have much more credit to them, as you are more likely to be cheating on me as if you don't have a wife.
Exhibit A:Romano Balaggios
I have seen some very romantic pictures on Mindy's instagram, those being she is physically touching you, and some have even claimed that that is where she asked you out. I do not know if the latter is true, but I can prove that the former is true. The very same day you went to Romano Balaggios, someone saw her go back to her house with the same man she was just having a "business meeting" with. The only way she could have done that is if during the hours between 9pm and 4am, she was so enamoured by your business proposition that she completely mistook the place where she lives for your office, and she wanted to spend 7 whole hours discussing it, both events being incredibly unlikely. Otherwise, you would have had to be cheating on me prior, Barry, which is why you wouldn't want to disclose why you were taking £300 out of our account every weekend for the last 2 months, Barry.
Exhibit B:Mindy's sister
Many of my friends had no idea why you were never here during the weekends and why you needed to take so much money from our joint account. After I proclaimed my curiosity into this, a random number I did not know texted me and told me she was Mindy's sister, and let's just say that if what she was saying was true, you definitely deserve a divorce. I am sharing this information with you. The source provided video evidence. There's no way you're able to dispute this. IN fact, there is no guarantee that you have not done the same thing with others who you have refrained from telling me about. What we are left with is a scenario where I have footage of you galavanting with someone else and all the resources to get full alimony exist. The policy meant to stop arguments has only led to our divorce.
In conclusion, fuck you Barry. See you in court asshole.
Exhibit A:Romano Balaggios
I have seen some very romantic pictures on Mindy's instagram, those being she is physically touching you, and some have even claimed that that is where she asked you out. I do not know if the latter is true, but I can prove that the former is true. The very same day you went to Romano Balaggios, someone saw her go back to her house with the same man she was just having a "business meeting" with. The only way she could have done that is if during the hours between 9pm and 4am, she was so enamoured by your business proposition that she completely mistook the place where she lives for your office, and she wanted to spend 7 whole hours discussing it, both events being incredibly unlikely. Otherwise, you would have had to be cheating on me prior, Barry, which is why you wouldn't want to disclose why you were taking £300 out of our account every weekend for the last 2 months, Barry.
Exhibit B:Mindy's sister
Many of my friends had no idea why you were never here during the weekends and why you needed to take so much money from our joint account. After I proclaimed my curiosity into this, a random number I did not know texted me and told me she was Mindy's sister, and let's just say that if what she was saying was true, you definitely deserve a divorce. I am sharing this information with you. The source provided video evidence. There's no way you're able to dispute this. IN fact, there is no guarantee that you have not done the same thing with others who you have refrained from telling me about. What we are left with is a scenario where I have footage of you galavanting with someone else and all the resources to get full alimony exist. The policy meant to stop arguments has only led to our divorce.
In conclusion, fuck you Barry. See you in court asshole.
