What are the odds?
Probably's OU RMT
Probably's OU RMT
Hello everybody, and thank you for looking at my team. Well, the backround behind this team is interesting. I stopped playing OU for a long time. I figured I wasn't very good, and I still don't think I'm great. I joined a random OU tourney with a team I used a few months ago. I came in 3rd and thought to myself, maybe I could do better. After a few trials, I came about with this team. It's got a pretty large winning ratio, and I'm proud of it. Hope you enjoy looking over it ^.^
At a glance
Machamp is a pretty solid lead. Not a lot of leads can beat it. I know it's not a good idea to start out by choosing a lead, but eh, it works.
Tyranitar covers the problems Machamp has, such as Azelf and Starmie. He gets plenty of revenge kills otherwise too, and his Sandstream helps the team.
Gliscor is nothing to mess with. He walls shit to Hell and back, stalls in sandstorm, and is fast enough to force Heatran out. Gliscor is probably my favorite Pokemon on this team. Also helps with Machamp's Metagross problem, if Heatran would go down for some reason.
I needed something to stop other Heatran leads and lay down Stealth Rocks. Heatran is my man here. Overheat hurts anything coming in to attempt to force it out. He's so sexy...
Celebi helps cover my Water weakness. 1HKO's a lot of things with Leaf Storm, can cripple things coming in with Thunder Wave, shrugs off damage with Recover, why wouldn't I use Celebi?
Starmie is a favorite of mine. I needed a spinner, so why wouldn't I choose Starmie? Starmie also helps with my Gyarados weakness, and can come in on and Heatran and shrug off the damage.
LOLWUT (Machamp) (F) @ Lum Berry
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 240 HP/244 Atk/10 Spd/16 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dynamicpunch
- Payback
- Bullet Punch
- Stone Edge
Pretty much the standard Machamp. Dynamic Punch is a bitch, 150 damage and a 100% chance to confuse. That's gonna wreck shit. Payback for Gengar and Rotom's that decide to come in. Bullet Punch for them Sashers, and Stone Edge for Dragonite, Aerodactyl, and Gyarados. Very sexy lead.
iRossy (Tyranitar) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
- Pursuit
- Superpower
Named her iRossy because iRossy is a boss, and so is this Tyranitar. Choice Scarf'd so it outspeeds Starmie. Crunch is a basic STAB move, and when I predict they'll stay in, they're getting hit hard. Stone EdgeTakes shit down. 150 hitting move with a high Critical Hit ratio, I love the shit. Pursuit revenge kills Rotom, Starmie, Azelf, and plenty of Pokemon that are low on HP. Superpower hits Blissey hard. I might replace Super power with something else.
HAX ALL DAY (Gliscor) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP/6 Def/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Roost
- Toxic
- Taunt
As you could guess, HAX ALL DAY gets plenty of hax on his side. After Sandstream gets up, this bitch isn't going down easy. The EV Spread is simple, max speed while having plenty of HP to take hits. Earthquake so I have a decently hard hitting move. Roost can make Gliscor impossible to kill, and is an obvious choice. I use Toxic, but I don't know if I'll stick with it, I feel as though Ice Fang might replace that spot. Taunt is an obvious choice, shuts down set-ups before they can set up.
Freezy (Heatran) (M) @ Shuca Berry
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 6 Atk/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Overheat
- Earth Power
- Explosion
- Stealth Rock
Heatran was an easy choice for me to make. Not a lot of things like coming in and taking an Overheat right off the bat. Max speed so I can outspeed other Heatran. I don't know if I'll be keeping the Naive nature, I might switch to HP Ice, make it Timid, and ditch Explosion. Anyways, Overheat is used over Fire Blast for better accuracy and because I don't plan on staying in that long, so I can take the special drop and run. If I switch to HP Ice though, I'll make it Fire Blast. Earth Power for other Heatran. I currently use Explosion so I can damage Suicune and Blissey a lot. I might switch to HP Ice because this team lacks Ice moves. Stealth Rock is used on Heatran because I need rocks, and he gets the perfect opportunities to get them up. I think I might change the name from Freezy, I put that name on him as a joke, but he appears to get frozen more often than anybody else on my team...
The Fuck (Celebi) @ Life Orb
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Leaf Storm
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunder Wave
- Recover
Celebi is one of my new favorites, especially this set. Life Orb and max SAtk makes Leaf Storm hit anything not named Heatran or Dragonite pretty hard. Hidden Power Fire for Scizor, as whenever they come in they want to U-Turn, and I get the KO. Thunder Wave when I expect Heatran or Dragonite. Recover to shrug off Life Orb and other damage. I named it "The Fuck" because so many people get caught off guard by this beast.
DDDDDDDDDDDD (Starmie) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP/252 Spd/6 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Surf
- Thunderbolt
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
Creative name for such a creative set. Max HP and Speed to be Bulky and fast. Surf for STAB, Thunderbolt to take care of other water Pokemon, mainly Gyarados. Rapid Spin is the reason I chose Starmie in the first place, as I felt as though I needed a spinner for this team. Recover so I can shrug off damage from Heatran and Gyarados and whoever else I take damage from.
Well, thank you for reading through this team. Please comment, I could use some help. I've only gotten up to 1579 CRE on Team Uber's ladder with this, so I feel pretty confident it could be better.

Machamp is a pretty solid lead. Not a lot of leads can beat it. I know it's not a good idea to start out by choosing a lead, but eh, it works.


Tyranitar covers the problems Machamp has, such as Azelf and Starmie. He gets plenty of revenge kills otherwise too, and his Sandstream helps the team.



Gliscor is nothing to mess with. He walls shit to Hell and back, stalls in sandstorm, and is fast enough to force Heatran out. Gliscor is probably my favorite Pokemon on this team. Also helps with Machamp's Metagross problem, if Heatran would go down for some reason.




I needed something to stop other Heatran leads and lay down Stealth Rocks. Heatran is my man here. Overheat hurts anything coming in to attempt to force it out. He's so sexy...





Celebi helps cover my Water weakness. 1HKO's a lot of things with Leaf Storm, can cripple things coming in with Thunder Wave, shrugs off damage with Recover, why wouldn't I use Celebi?






Starmie is a favorite of mine. I needed a spinner, so why wouldn't I choose Starmie? Starmie also helps with my Gyarados weakness, and can come in on and Heatran and shrug off the damage.

LOLWUT (Machamp) (F) @ Lum Berry
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 240 HP/244 Atk/10 Spd/16 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dynamicpunch
- Payback
- Bullet Punch
- Stone Edge
Pretty much the standard Machamp. Dynamic Punch is a bitch, 150 damage and a 100% chance to confuse. That's gonna wreck shit. Payback for Gengar and Rotom's that decide to come in. Bullet Punch for them Sashers, and Stone Edge for Dragonite, Aerodactyl, and Gyarados. Very sexy lead.
Azelf - Switch to Tyranitar
Machamp - Stay in and Dynamic Punch, if I lose go to Heatran
Metagross - Go to Heatran, set up Rocks
Swampert - Dynamic Punch spam
Infernape - Dynamic Punch
Heatran - Go to my Heatran, Earth Power or set up Rocks
Jirachi - Go to Heatran
Ninjask - Stone Edge spam, nothing's gonna sweep my team without attack boosts
Roserade - Stone Edge or Dynamic Punch
Hippowdon - Dynamic Punch
Starmie - Starmie can be annoying, usually I go to T-Tar and Crunch
Uxie - T-tar and Pursuit
Machamp - Stay in and Dynamic Punch, if I lose go to Heatran
Metagross - Go to Heatran, set up Rocks
Swampert - Dynamic Punch spam
Infernape - Dynamic Punch
Heatran - Go to my Heatran, Earth Power or set up Rocks
Jirachi - Go to Heatran
Ninjask - Stone Edge spam, nothing's gonna sweep my team without attack boosts
Roserade - Stone Edge or Dynamic Punch
Hippowdon - Dynamic Punch
Starmie - Starmie can be annoying, usually I go to T-Tar and Crunch
Uxie - T-tar and Pursuit

iRossy (Tyranitar) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
- Pursuit
- Superpower
Named her iRossy because iRossy is a boss, and so is this Tyranitar. Choice Scarf'd so it outspeeds Starmie. Crunch is a basic STAB move, and when I predict they'll stay in, they're getting hit hard. Stone EdgeTakes shit down. 150 hitting move with a high Critical Hit ratio, I love the shit. Pursuit revenge kills Rotom, Starmie, Azelf, and plenty of Pokemon that are low on HP. Superpower hits Blissey hard. I might replace Super power with something else.

HAX ALL DAY (Gliscor) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP/6 Def/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Roost
- Toxic
- Taunt
As you could guess, HAX ALL DAY gets plenty of hax on his side. After Sandstream gets up, this bitch isn't going down easy. The EV Spread is simple, max speed while having plenty of HP to take hits. Earthquake so I have a decently hard hitting move. Roost can make Gliscor impossible to kill, and is an obvious choice. I use Toxic, but I don't know if I'll stick with it, I feel as though Ice Fang might replace that spot. Taunt is an obvious choice, shuts down set-ups before they can set up.

Freezy (Heatran) (M) @ Shuca Berry
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 6 Atk/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Overheat
- Earth Power
- Explosion
- Stealth Rock
Heatran was an easy choice for me to make. Not a lot of things like coming in and taking an Overheat right off the bat. Max speed so I can outspeed other Heatran. I don't know if I'll be keeping the Naive nature, I might switch to HP Ice, make it Timid, and ditch Explosion. Anyways, Overheat is used over Fire Blast for better accuracy and because I don't plan on staying in that long, so I can take the special drop and run. If I switch to HP Ice though, I'll make it Fire Blast. Earth Power for other Heatran. I currently use Explosion so I can damage Suicune and Blissey a lot. I might switch to HP Ice because this team lacks Ice moves. Stealth Rock is used on Heatran because I need rocks, and he gets the perfect opportunities to get them up. I think I might change the name from Freezy, I put that name on him as a joke, but he appears to get frozen more often than anybody else on my team...

The Fuck (Celebi) @ Life Orb
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Leaf Storm
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunder Wave
- Recover
Celebi is one of my new favorites, especially this set. Life Orb and max SAtk makes Leaf Storm hit anything not named Heatran or Dragonite pretty hard. Hidden Power Fire for Scizor, as whenever they come in they want to U-Turn, and I get the KO. Thunder Wave when I expect Heatran or Dragonite. Recover to shrug off Life Orb and other damage. I named it "The Fuck" because so many people get caught off guard by this beast.

DDDDDDDDDDDD (Starmie) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP/252 Spd/6 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Surf
- Thunderbolt
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
Creative name for such a creative set. Max HP and Speed to be Bulky and fast. Surf for STAB, Thunderbolt to take care of other water Pokemon, mainly Gyarados. Rapid Spin is the reason I chose Starmie in the first place, as I felt as though I needed a spinner for this team. Recover so I can shrug off damage from Heatran and Gyarados and whoever else I take damage from.
Well, thank you for reading through this team. Please comment, I could use some help. I've only gotten up to 1579 CRE on Team Uber's ladder with this, so I feel pretty confident it could be better.