Whats my Status?!?!?!!?(OU)

[Radiodream]

Ok So while my roommates where watching come boring ass shows I was thinking of a team and this one put its self together in me head. Now Granted I haven't tested it yet cause I ran down stairs right away to post this than go to bed because I have work in the morning >.< but I figured I might get a few suggestions to read when I get back to work!

So The main Idea of the team is to status up what I can and play on the weak points the status presents.

So without any further adeau here is team:
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Jirachi @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 80 HP/252 Atk/176 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Iron Head
- Stealth Rock
- Trick
- Thunder Wave

Now its your standard anti-lead Jirachi but I needed something else to fit the point of the team. TW instead of u-turn because I wanted to do something after I tricked and rocked or right after I trick or right off the bat if needed. I could have used body slam I know but this is more reliable and with paralysis and Iron head to flinch it can be a fatal combination. SR of couse cause its pretty much a staple thing now a days and of course trick to throw a scarf on somehting that would never bennifit fro it like say....Blissey(just for refference I hate blissey so pretty much every explination on my pokemon is gonna be Fuck the pink whore). Standard lead EV's straight from the analysis simply because whoever wrote it knows what there doing and wont steer me wrong :]
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Vaporeon (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 188 HP/252 Def/68 SDef
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Wish
- Toxic
- Protect
- Surf
Now my seccond Status maker! Vaporeon is great. Simply great. Ev's are that of a standard with Vaporeon with some extra Special defence. Toxic really helps get rid of those nasty non steel walls and tanks. Wish protect and toxis really is a deadly combo against walls(I'm looking at you fat whore....blissey...just in case you thought it was you whoever is readin thing...its not you). seriously...although I do fear getting toxiced my self >.< surf is there for stab and my only for of damage thats not toxic. Works wonders what else can I say.
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Rotom-h @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP/168 Def/88 Spd
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Discharge
- Shadow Ball
- Will-o-wisp
- Overheat

Oh Rotom! why must you be awesome! Again its your standard Ev spread on buly rotom but hey....i dunno i got nothing. I probaly should find a way to make this a specail wall because I really dont have one unless Latias can get a few CM in but I wouldnt post this if I didnt need help right? Discharge for stab and for the chance to paralyze, W-o-W to cripple those physical sweepers, and Shadow ball to hit Cress and also for a stab. (now this is probably my only non fuck you blissey poke...sad but true....unless i burn it and out stall it but probably not going to happen)
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Heatran (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Earth Power
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Explosion

My revenge killer! Fucking Heatran! Max speed and Special Atack to hit like a fucking truck and be faster than a speeding bullet........punch...not really though :[ but really I cant really say much more about him because I dont think there is not one person on this board that doesnt know what he does...but anyways....Earth power to hit other heatrans if i catch them on the switch, Fire blast over flamethrower simply because it hits harder, Hp ice for those dragons and fliers, and Explosion for...you guessed it! BOOM headshot right to Blisseys fat pink whorish face!
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Latias (F) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Dragon Pulse
- Thunderbolt
- Recover

Now since my team needed a special sweeper that can hurt things fairly well I turned to Life orb Latias. Also since my team is lacking someone that can take a special hit or to from a few things I really needed her. Max speed and special atack because I can and like being fast and hitting hard. Modest instead of timid just to get that little boost of damage and I can always switch to one of my steel friends to take a hit from an incoming faster dragon if I need to. CM to bost my shit up, Dragon pulse for stab, Thunferbolt over surf mainly for Garyados, and Recover to heal off that LO damage! I was thinking of runing refresh over thunderbolt just because avoiding status would be nice but Gyrados is a dick...After a few CM though I can rape face! especially of that fat fucking whore ....although it wouldt take a few CM..... :[
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Scizor (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Pursuit
- Superpower
- Bullet Punch
- U-turn

SCIZOR! Standard CB scizor is standard but hey...it works. Max atk and speed to take advantage of those peokes that have been statused. I probably dont need all the speed there and I should but some in Hp but Ill leave it this way for now unless you advise me other wise. Pursuit to hit those ghosts and Psychics switching out after they see my terribale visage, Bullet punch for an amazing stab and priority, U-turn to hit cress and and that floating onion hard, and finally Super fucking power to maim that stupid pink blob people call a pokemon. I like the bulky SD version also but I figured I would use this untill I fell my team would beniffit from the other more.

Now thats my team...like I said I want to try status the fuck out of everyhting in hopes It would cripple whoever's team and Give my sweepers the edge. I know its not perfect but I had to think of somehting while I was watching those boring ass shows and I really like this Idea. Maybe I can get some help if you see something that would bennifit me more.

That is all....thank you!

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[Solidus]

I don't get it. If you haven't yet tested the team, then how would you be completely sure on what gives you a hard time? You keep bringing up having issues with Blissey, but I honestly doubt you know if it truly troubles you. Testing a team first then coming here to the RMT section is the proper procedure, because it enables us team raters to truly have an understanding on "what gives you problems", not coming up with these paper threats, like saying you ran Thunderbolt on Latias because of Gyarados being an issue, but you're obviously forgetting that Rotom and Vaporeon take him down with ease, so I want to get to fixing that up. Anyways, some of the threats you stated I can actually see walling your team with a bit of ease, but until you've tested your team comprehensively, you can never be too sure. So first off, I want to suggest the most important thing, which is actually testing the team out and not just posting a fresh team, so that you can have an idea on how to play with it and know what really gives you trouble.

Alright so let's see what we can do. I would actually change Latias completely to a Defensive Calm Minder (Calm Mind, Recover, Dragon Pulse, Refresh) so that you can have a unhindered sweeper at your hands, and status infliction won't stop you in the least bit, especially from Blissey. Now with that change, you're going to have issues dealing with Steels like Metagross and definitely Scizor who will strike really hard with U-Turn, and this needs to be fixed up so that the sweep can go along with more success. First off, I would take Heatran out and completely replace him with a Scarf Magnezone. You will be trapping those irritating Steels and the only two that may be an issue since on a usual basis they will be holding a Shed Shell are Forretress and Skarmory. They're not a big deal though. You can even go as far as dropping Vaporeon for Tentacruel if you wanted to make sure those two don't succeed in setting up Spikes or SR, and using Knock Off to take off their Shed Shells which will completely debilitate them to the point to where they'll be useless, and Forretress will more often that not either try to Earthquake or Explode if Tentacruel is still out, and Rotom resists both, so they're pretty synergetic together imo when it comes to eliminating Steels like those. Try out Tentacruel (Surf, Toxic Spikes, Knock Off, Rapid Spin) over Vaporeon and see how that works at aiding Latias' sweep. Lastly, I want to get to your official Blissey counter. I believe you will benefit from a RestTalk Machamp, so I think getting rid of Scizor and putting Machamp in that slot instead will help you out more.

Machamp @ Leftovers
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
~ Dynamic Punch
~ Rest
~ Sleep Talk
~ Payback / Stone Edge / Ice Punch

This walls Blissey to no end. If you were still worried about your Gengar counter of which Scizor was taking care of, then no worry. Gengar won't really be that much of a threat as long as Jirachi is still around, and Tyranitar will remain in check with Machamp as Scizor was previously doing. Jirachi easily revenges Gengar with Iron Head and won't take much from Gengar's normal attacks. Last slot depends; Payback for Ghosts that will come in and try to wall you, like Gengar and especially Rotom who will attempt to Burn but it won't affect you much since you can just Rest it off. Stone Edge has 100% accuracy thanks to No Guard and hits Flying types who will otherwise wall you like Gyarados and Zapdos, and Ice Punch is specifically for Gliscor, and is also there for gaining the big hit against Dragons like Salamence who won't be hit with 4x damage if you ran Stone Edge. All three have specific usefulness. Test them all and use which one benefits you the most.

If I wasn't specific about a certain thing, be sure to tell me. Anyways, hope this helps, and good luck with your team. =)