FOR THE GUYS why was 4 jealous of 3

[Mathy]

because uno does tres

 

[Solosis]

because uno does tres

 

[Rugi]

Three would be the most tantalisingly Curvacious Number, Were it not for the Madonna of numbers; 8

 

[phoopes]

zapdoes what zapdoes…….

 

[LeonLeeds]

I love a Smogon dev with humor. Comedy is so back

 

[Mathy]

One day, 4 signed up for a mahjong tournament. Unfortunately, they didn't realize that it was Japanese mahjong, which they didn't know how to play. Thankfully, 4's friends 3 and 5 knew how to play it, so they decided to cheat. 3 and 5 would covertly watch the game, with 3 being able to see 4's hands, and 5 spying on the other players' hands. 3 would advise 4 on any melds in their hand, while 5 would make sure the other players couldn't benefit from any discards. When 4 was 1 tile away from being able to go out, 3 would tell them to notify 5 via a button on their wristwatch. So whenever this happened, he would say:

"You have riichi, page 5"

 

[Mathy]

because uno does tres

if 4 thought this was bad, wait til they find out that 3 69 12

 

[Fishy]

why was 6 afraid of 7?

commitment issues

 

[nitchenkightmares]

3 was about to fight 4 but didn't know so 3 asked two: What am I fighting? Four?

 

[Don Vascus]

 

[Mathy]