Approved Your Epic Guide to Getting a GF on PS!

[xzern]

pro tip: none of the females in this article are (available) females. Trying this on a real PS server could land you with a ban. We do not condone harassment.

In this guide, I will discuss the Cafe Le Wow room and their good food—

wait

macle and I will show you how to catch a giant frog—

hold on

Today, we will be finding antemortem, the gay farmer—

wait nvm

• this installment of the epic guides will be showing the handsome reader how to get their very own girlfriend on pokemon showdown!
• showdown is the best free dating site
• filled to the brim with hot babes that are just waiting for you, the handsome reader, to ask them out

Step 1

• step 1 is to let the various females of showdown know that you are indeed single and ready to mingle
• make yourself presentable. ladies love a man that is passionate about something
• the best way to convey your interests is via your nickname
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• for this example, i articulated this nickname with my various attractive interests.
• epic and memer because im an epic memer
• brony because ladies love a man thats affectionate with animals
• 2007 because thats the year i was born

Step 2

• if no swarms of girls have come flocking to your door yet, you might as well browse the market yourself.
• a good place to look is the doubles room. i heard that they get double the babes.
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• lets get Electrolyte. i heard shes pretty irl but i dont know for sure.
• woah there, woah there. don't be so quick! how can you know for sure that this person is really a girl and not someone with a penis masquerading as such?
• a man named raseri once said that "anyone who pretends to be a girl is good enough for me." that is not the case for us, though. we want a real, bona fide female.
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• as you can see, Electrolyte clearly has an avatar with a girl in it. this person is most clearly a girl!

Step 3

• if the lady that you initially confront rejects you for some foreign reason, it's always good to have a backup.
• dont go all out with the romance on other potential partners, just drop some hints to let them know that you're totally worth dating on a pokemon website.
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Step 4

• step 4 is to contact the lady that you have your eye on.
• the best way to contact a female is via private message. that will make it more romantic, if its private.
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• great! she now knows that we're single and available
• i'll add more stuff here idk

 

[Electrolyte]

at first I was sad because I wanted to read about antemortem the gay farmer but I think this is better ;)

 

[Quarkz]

Me gusta. This article should be good, but make sure the comedy is actually good and not cringey is all I would say.

 

[Spy]

xd

 

[antemortem]

what the fuck