Editors' Notes

Welcome to the Lost Issue of The Player. This was something that we found deep in Spydreigon's closet while looking for his stock of curry and gay magazines. These articles were written by the rats living in the wall, and we decided to honor their lost work by publishing it mostly unedited, so it is definitely our best issue to date. Enjoy!

~antemortem

fax edit: fuk ante

Spy edit: female* gay magazines*

Mambo edit: OCD? more like OMG LOL