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what are birds? we just don't know.
this post is not only made of win, but has been soaked in win overnight, deep-fried in win and then sprinkled with a generous amount of win to tastetake my luvdisc react, good sir!
this post is not only made of win, but has been soaked in win overnight, deep-fried in win and then sprinkled with a generous amount of win to tastetake my luvdisc react, good sir!
whats goten
Pretty sure this is a parody of something
quagmire toiletI have a mild grudge against Paralyzer because as a kid I misheard the refrain as "I'm a paralyzer I'm gonna destructify you" and thought it was about this all-powerful entity called the Paralyzer which is way more badass than what the song is actually about
Lucky shitter, also 9/4 is 225%.https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9nationaldexmonotype-2104127900
alright, lets do some math. I attacked nine total times in that match. four of them were critical hits. this puts the ratio for critical hits at 9/4, or about 44%.
the odds of landing a critical hit is 1/24, or about .04%
I got 10 times the amount of critical hits I should have
the lavos copypasta makes more sense every day
Gonna pull a Caligula and make a horse a senator.You ever have this weird urge to ressurect the Roman Empire and to declare yourself as Imperator?
I was rejected from art school recently and since then I have these ambitious thoughts of, you know, doing exactly that. I think I may draw a flag and write up charter when I have some time
Not all ancient Greeks sucked, especially considering how different Greek cultures were throughout ancient timesHave you ever thought how so many things in our modern life are completely false. Like, in Ancient History, you learn that the Persians (Xerxes and shit) were actually pretty good guys, but Ancient Greeks were a bunch of bitches who thought they were the best and probed into others business. Yet in pop culture, Ancient Greeks are shown as an amazing society, while Persians are the bad guys. Idk, if a view that common is wrong, then what else is?
I think this might be more of a rant about how Ancient Greeks suck and Persians rule, which is true.
Yeah, I may have just been a bit salty. Spartans were cool, but they did suck at war. Thermopylae despite being so glorified, was not the best for the Spartans, though it wasn't good for the Persians either.Not all ancient Greeks sucked, especially considering how different Greek cultures were throughout ancient times
The Athenians were dickheads, yeah, 100%, but the Spartans were more decent than they're given credit for. They had an absolutely unsustainable and dumb basis for their society, "military with a state" was never a good idea, but they left quite a lot of liberty to people. Women were allowed to perform sports (just not with men) and allowed to educate themselves. Educated women meanwhile were murdered by Athenian law. And the Spartans had some quite decent intellectuals
And despite common perception, they were bad at war, despite massively glorifying it. They lost almost every war they fought in
I also like how different and competing all the philosophers were. Diogenes, some homeless guy that never washed himself and shat in the streets whilst insulting people, being a rival of Plato, a decorated, famous wrestler that filed up rows through his symposiums
Something I dislike about the depiction of ancient persians though is how little their massive cultural exchange with Mediterranean societies is shown. Middle Eastern and North African society were very close with south European societies, much closer than south and north European societies were oftentimes. It becomes very apparent when you compare the cuisines of these societies and it is always interesting how close the bevahiors of these people are
Zoroastrianism is to abrahamic religions what Dune is to Star Wars. It's really interesting to see the origins of so many concepts across these religions in ZoroastrianismI absolutely agreed. Zoroastrianism is a really interesting culture and the magi are also really cool.