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  • HE'S SEEING A GIRL!? SHE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS I DO! I HOPE THAT WHORE BURNS IN HELL!
    If your mother paid attention to anything other than the bottom of the bottle she's currently emptying, she'd know that really was not ever endearing.

    Anyway, this is your day, so don't mind us. Make it count! By the way, how was that girl you were seeing? Make sure you snag a good one!
    If your father paid attention a word I said anymore, then he would know I'm not kidding!

    *chugs margarita*

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    Sweetie, happy birthday! We're so proud of you! Although you could call a bit more... You have a phone for a reason. Maybe even a text message telling us that you are still alive or SOMETHING!

    My baby is all grown up, I need a drink... I don't think I can handle this sober.
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