Dear, LonelyNess
I have been noticing your swagger ever since the first SmogCast, and the further ones along with your brilliant LonelyLaddering series have truly shown me that you are a boss. My question to you is: I am a virgin, and would like to know how to pull some mad poon. Do you have any advice that would lead to me "Smacking the poontangerine" as it is known?
Warmest regards, Harry