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PDC

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Viewing thread The World Cup of Pokémon XI - Round 1 (Read post #402), Jun 28, 2016 at 2:47 PM
    1. Finchinator
      Finchinator
      Be seated.
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      2. Finchinator
        Finchinator
        Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. So keep moving. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper-hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler.

        When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. My men don't dig foxholes. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.

        Some of you men are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. War is a bloody business, a killing business. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood or they will spill yours. Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly.
        Jun 24, 2016 at 11:23 PM
      3. Finchinator
        Finchinator
        When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt from your face and you realize that it's not dirt, it's the blood and gut of what was once your best friend, you'll know what to do.

        I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.

        There will be some complaints that we're pushing our people too hard. I don't give a damn about such complaints. I believe that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder we push, the more Germans we kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing harder means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he is hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight. That's not just bullshit either.
        Jun 24, 2016 at 11:23 PM
      4. Finchinator
        Finchinator
        I want men like the lieutenant in Libya who, with a Luger against his chest, swept aside the gun with his hand, jerked his helmet off with the other and busted the hell out of the Boche with the helmet. Then he picked up the gun and he killed another German. All this time the man had a bullet through his lung. That's a man for you!

        Don't forget, you don't know I'm here at all. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!'

        Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'

        All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.
        Jun 24, 2016 at 11:24 PM
    2. Bouff
    3. empoleonlove
      1. PDC
        PDC
        :o
        c:
        Jun 22, 2016 at 4:17 PM
      2. empoleonlove
        Jun 22, 2016 at 4:28 PM
    4. Rampecker
      Rampecker
      Hey looks like you're tutoring me this round, just let me know when you're free, time isn't a problem for me.
    5. TheEnder
      TheEnder
      yea so when do you wanna play? my gmt is apparently +2 now for what thats worth. i think evenings my time the couple days before deadline should fit me well
      1. PDC
        PDC
        cya july 2nd
        Jun 15, 2016
      2. PDC
        PDC
        or july 1st
        Jun 15, 2016
      3. TheEnder
        TheEnder
        cool, ill let u know if anything comes up
        Jun 15, 2016
    6. Rayzark
      Rayzark
      Hey! We're matched up for the Tournament of Second Chances. When can you play? I'm GMT +2.
      1. PDC
        PDC
        this weekend maybe?
        Jun 15, 2016
      2. Rayzark
        Rayzark
        Sunday night (from 21 to 3 AM my time) works for you?
        Jun 15, 2016
    7. Littlelucario
      Littlelucario
      hey you're still free on the 18th for the thingy right? Just making sure since it's this week
      1. PDC
        PDC
        i will
        Jun 12, 2016
      2. Littlelucario
        Littlelucario
        k thanks i just wanted to clarify since no one checks skype these days lol
        Jun 12, 2016
    8. Genesis7
      Genesis7
      We are paired for WCOP, I'm GMT -4.
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      2. Genesis7
        Genesis7
        so what time dudebro?
        Jun 24, 2016 at 3:28 PM
      3. PDC
        PDC
        uhh probably around 5pm would be good?
        Jun 24, 2016 at 3:54 PM
      4. Genesis7
        Genesis7
        ya sure
        Jun 24, 2016 at 3:57 PM
    9. steelskitty
      steelskitty
      whoever that is id just like to say hes pretty ugly.
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      2. Finchinator
        Jun 11, 2016
      3. steelskitty
        steelskitty
        btw pdc you are allowed to change your sprites and genders and nicknames for crestfall's tour, i asked him last round.
        Jun 14, 2016
      4. PDC
        PDC
        swift
        Jun 14, 2016
    10. PokèManiac Livio
      PokèManiac Livio
      bro oupl tomorrow when?
    11. Finchinator
    12. Z+V
      Z+V
      Hey, wanna play rn for OUPL ? I'm on Smogtours (Z+V1).
    13. Valentine
      Valentine
      focus on kith we'll bw uu when you're free
    14. reachzero
      reachzero
      Hihi, what time are you available to play? I'm GMT-4; I'm available this afternoon until 5 or so, tomorrow from 4-5:30 PM and Friday 12:30-5:30 PM. Do any of those times sound doable to you?
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      2. PDC
        PDC
        i would rather play at 4:30 -5
        May 26, 2016
      3. reachzero
        reachzero
        That works, I'll see you then!
        May 26, 2016
      4. reachzero
        reachzero
        Bleh, due to unexpected real-life circumstances I'm not going to be able to play today, I've requested to be subbed out.
        May 27, 2016
    15. Raseri
      Raseri
      hi we're up for uupl. im gmt -6 and can play in my afternoons or evenings.

      when do you want to play?
      1. PDC
        PDC
        this weekend, whenever u see me on i'll play
        May 20, 2016
    16. Luigi.
      Luigi.
      yo we play for powc. im down to do it whenever we randomly find each other in smogtours if you are o.o
      1. Finchinator
        Finchinator
        "pdc can play on sunday"
        May 16, 2016
    17. pokebasket
      pokebasket
      hey man, we have to play for OUPL

      GMT+2, you know, tell me when you can play. You can find me on Skype
    18. steelskitty
      steelskitty
      radiohead, why
    19. Isa
      Isa
      please won't you stay a while to share my grief
      it's
    20. Alexander.
      Alexander.
      adv cup, Sunday?
      1. PDC
        PDC
        yeah sounds fine
        Apr 28, 2016
      2. Alexander.
        Alexander.
        b4/after smogon tour? or as soon as you are done with it
        Apr 28, 2016
      3. Alexander.
        Alexander.
        i'll look for you l8er on smogtours
        May 1, 2016
    21. NightFox
      NightFox
      Hey we have to play for the hpl. I'll be on tomorrow between 5pm to 10pm (GMT-4:30) but i can play on weekend too.
      1. PDC
        PDC
        we can do it on the weekend
        Apr 21, 2016
    22. Mustounet
      Mustounet
      hello, I'm your opponent for bw cup, I can only play the weekend. I'm gmt+2
      1. PDC
        PDC
        alright we'll play on the weekend then. sunday?
        Apr 23, 2016
      2. Mustounet
        Mustounet
        Okk, before smogon tour ?
        Apr 23, 2016
      3. PDC
        PDC
        yeah alright, or after if possible
        Apr 23, 2016
    23. Scimjara
      Scimjara
      the beast from the east, u know the deal
      1. PDC
        PDC
        indeed, hmu on skype whenever you're open
        Apr 18, 2016
    24. Tate No Liz
      Tate No Liz
      Hey PDC,

      Thanks for tutoring me man, let me know when you're free to set up a time to begin.
      1. PDC
        PDC
        add me on skype: pdc-alex or contact me on irc (i am usually in #spl, just /whois PDC_ if i'm not there)
        Apr 18, 2016
    25. Uchiha Sasuke
      Uchiha Sasuke
      rse Cup when?
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      2. PDC
        PDC
        i guess we'll play tomorrow
        Apr 17, 2016
      3. Uchiha Sasuke
        Uchiha Sasuke
        today at 23:30 my time is ok?
        Apr 18, 2016
      4. PDC
        PDC
        ye chances are i'll be there
        Apr 18, 2016
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