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Ununhexium
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Student

Ununhexium

"My life has got to be like this, it's got to keep going up", Male, 16, from West Egg

is a Contributor to Smogon

Feel free to annoy me about anything C&C, UU, or CAP related! Jul 6, 2015

Ununhexium was last seen:
Viewing forum list, May 27, 2016 at 7:01 PM
    1. Machiavelli
      Machiavelli
      hello im here to annoy about C&C, uu, or perhaps CAP related issues
      1. Ununhexium
        May 19, 2016
    2. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      yo dude my friend got the apartment! it is like 450 a month, should be doable

      just applied today (had to postpone it like mad because apparently they needed a lot of my mom's information like voting registration for some reason so it took a while to find...)

      hopefully everything works out
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      2. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        *a decent GPA
        May 8, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I hope you can get in :)
        May 8, 2016
      4. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        same man, all my hopes and dreams are riding on this tbh
        May 8, 2016
    3. Dundies
      Dundies
      /whisper ik what he meant
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      2. Dundies
        Dundies
        :)
        May 8, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        oh also i like your dwight avatar hes like my favorite
        May 8, 2016
      4. Dundies
        Dundies
        aye me too
        May 8, 2016
    4. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      I'm getting a C in Chemistry Unun...I'm gonna graduate...!
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        lol i feel that i just wanna go somewhere thats like close enough but still not in my backyard

        so basically east of the mississippi and not way down south
        May 1, 2016
      3. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        yeah I'm def not leaving state

        I feel like going to a school that is away from home but has a lot of my friends there already is a good balance of familiarity/stability and new adventure
        May 1, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        yeah i feel that
        May 1, 2016
    5. fleurdyleurse
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        WELL ~ YOU TOO
        May 1, 2016
      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        also whats up hows life going
        May 1, 2016
      3. fleurdyleurse
        fleurdyleurse
        good chat on ps!?
        May 1, 2016
    6. Typhlito
      Typhlito
      hi livermorium
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      2. Typhlito
        Typhlito
        Sydney is cute too. Every dog is cute in their own way. Even the ugly ones.
        Apr 30, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        She's adorable but she's just not friendly you know

        Also I'm pretty sure she's bulimic because she just randomly throws up sometimes and goes about her business normally and also everyone calls her fat because she gets a lot of fur in the winter
        Apr 30, 2016
      4. Typhlito
        Typhlito
        Lol maxx barks at anyone he doesn't know that's in my house too. Scared one guy pretty bad since maxx ran in the room barking and he didn't know he was there.
        Apr 30, 2016
    7. Shrug
      Shrug
      who u supportin for u.s pres. u a cruz crew member arent u
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Yeah I would support Cruz or Kasich but realistically neither are going to win

        So at this point I would non ironically vote Trump if he won the nom

        Then again I'm only 16 so my opinion doesn't matter much
        Apr 28, 2016
    8. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      when did you get a badge, do you remember? no looking it up
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        yeah january 8 i was pretty close
        Apr 28, 2016
      3. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        Good job!
        Apr 28, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        thanks!!!
        Apr 28, 2016
    9. Ruby.
      Ruby.
      sup dawg
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Not much you
        Apr 20, 2016
    10. Dundies
      Dundies
      do people actually donate to you
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        No lol click the link

        It's just a joke
        Apr 20, 2016
      2. Dundies
        Apr 20, 2016
    11. Martin.
      Martin.
      That's from The Great Gatsby isn't it?
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        It is indeed
        Apr 17, 2016
      2. Martin.
        Martin.
        Or am I mistaking the film its from?
        Apr 17, 2016
      3. Martin.
        Martin.
        Oml u post right as i say rip

        Anyway. Good film ;P
        Apr 17, 2016
    12. Martin.
      Martin.
      Un'unhekishiumu
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        What
        Apr 16, 2016
    13. Martin.
      Martin.
      ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
      you da man
      now pass this around to three others who are da man!
    14. Alexander.
      Alexander.
      paired for rby cup, gmt +2 rdy whenever
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Ok I'll see
        Apr 23, 2016
      3. Alexander.
        Alexander.
        Ill be on smogtours if you can play
        Apr 23, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        im there rn if you want to play
        Apr 23, 2016
    15. Sapphire.
      Sapphire.
      un-un-hex-eeee-um
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        More like oon oon but yeah
        Apr 12, 2016
      2. Sapphire.
        Sapphire.
        Oh xD
        I think un-un sounds cuter xD
        Apr 12, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Well whatever you prefer I guess
        Apr 12, 2016
    16. Spoof
      Spoof
      a name change would do a lot for you
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Ok lol

        But why did my name come up
        Apr 12, 2016
      3. Spoof
        Spoof
        You are a uu main that posts things.
        Apr 12, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Except like not that often
        Apr 12, 2016
    17. QuickBH
      QuickBH
      ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
      you da man
      now pass this around to three others who are da man!
    18. Snaquaza
      Snaquaza
      ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
      you da man
      now pass this around to three others who are da man!

      HULAVUTA MADE SAPPHIRE. DO THIS WHO MADE ME DO THIS DONT KILL ME
    19. Jirachee
      Jirachee
      hey dude, looks like we'll play some more bw, but for real this time! next weekend would be perfect for me
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Oh also I'm free from like noonish to 5:30ish on Saturday and almost all day Sunday I think so whatever works for you
        Apr 12, 2016
      3. Jirachee
        Jirachee
        you wanna play at like 8 pm tomorrow night?
        Apr 16, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Crap totally forgot about this yeah hat should work I'm also free like all day though
        Apr 16, 2016
    20. -Magic-
      -Magic-
      hey could you check over my write up of Mega Aero for PoTW if you get the chance?
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      2. -Magic-
        -Magic-
        alright

        http://pastebin.com/12FC6Y2b

        pretty much the basics, but I wrote previous generation info too, but nr sure on that. makes it quite a read if I added it
        Apr 5, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Content wise it looks pretty solid. Maybe also mention it checks non BP Lucario and it can run Aqua Tail for grounds and stuff. Also being able to revenge Mega Sceptile and Choice Scarf Chandeure is pretty huge
        Apr 5, 2016
      4. -Magic-
        -Magic-
        Cool thanks
        Apr 6, 2016
    21. rozes
      rozes
      he uninstalled skype + changed his smogon pw to gibberish, yes he'll be back but not for a few months / a year or two
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I know but I'm just saying they always come back

        It's a shame though I like bouff
        Mar 28, 2016
    22. Dundies
      Dundies
      dicaprio is a legend
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Indeed
        Mar 25, 2016
      2. Martin.
        Mar 26, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I am the Leonardo DiCaprio of smogon
        Mar 26, 2016
    23. GatoDelFuego
      GatoDelFuego
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Lol I died
        Apr 4, 2016
      3. GatoDelFuego
        GatoDelFuego
        big fan, I rly like the background music and the fact that its so outlandishly rediculous n untrue and stuff; the fact that it's "targeting" millennials with its focus-tested points just is insane.
        Apr 4, 2016
      4. GatoDelFuego
        GatoDelFuego
        The original vid was taken down, so now I only have this one. I'm over half the views
        Apr 4, 2016
    24. Minus
      Minus
      what was that meme we used to vm each other?
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      2. Minus
        Minus
        YES THIS IS IT, thanks lol
        Mar 23, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Why were you wondering
        Mar 23, 2016
      4. Minus
        Minus
        no idea, it just popped into my head a while ago
        Mar 23, 2016
    25. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      I am slowly being forced to face the fact that one day Unun will be an adult
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        669 days m8
        Mar 22, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 20, 1999 (Age: 16)
    Home page:
    http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/ununhexium.214836/
    Location:
    West Egg
    Occupation:
    Student
    Real Name:
    Thomas
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    Swampert
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    [16:33] (+bugmaniacbob) try not to screw up the CAP while I'm gone
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    unun is
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    [19:04] <~Hulavuta> btw Exeggutor are you rly a girl
    [19:04] <Exeggutor> yea
    [19:04] <~Hulavuta> ok
    [19:04] <~Hulavuta> just wondering
    [19:04] <+Ununhexium> hula nominate a controversial user for a badge
    [19:04] <~Hulavuta> I'm not gonna ask you for nudes or anything
    [19:04] <~Hulavuta> so don't worry


    Be seated.

    Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.

    You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle. Every man is scared in his first action. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar. But the real hero is the man who fights even though he's scared. Some men will get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an hour, and for some it takes days. But the real man never lets his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood.

    All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready! A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit. There are four hundred neatly marked graves in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job—but they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his officer did.

    An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bullshit. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fucking. And we have the best team—we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor bastards we're going up against.

    All the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters. Every single man in the army plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. What if every truck driver decided that he didn't like the whine of the shells and turned yellow and jumped headlong into a ditch? That cowardly bastard could say to himself, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands.' What if every man said that? Where in the hell would we be then? No, thank God, Americans don't say that. Every man does his job. Every man is important. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns, the quartermaster is needed to bring up the food and clothes for us because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last damn man in the mess hall, even the one who boils the water to keep us from getting the GI shits, has a job to do.

    Each man must think not only of himself, but think of his buddy fighting alongside him. We don't want yellow cowards in the army. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after the war, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave men.

    One of the bravest men I saw in the African campaign was on a telegraph pole in the midst of furious fire while we were moving toward Tunis. I stopped and asked him what the hell he was doing up there. He answered, 'Fixing the wire, sir.' 'Isn't it a little unhealthy up there right now?' I asked. 'Yes sir, but this goddamn wire has got to be fixed.' I asked, 'Don't those planes strafing the road bother you?' And he answered, 'No sir, but you sure as hell do.' Now, there was a real soldier. A real man. A man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how great the odds, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty appeared at the time.

    And you should have seen the trucks on the road to Gabès. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they crawled along those son-of-a-bitch roads, never stopping, never deviating from their course with shells bursting all around them. Many of the men drove over 40 consecutive hours. We got through on good old American guts. These were not combat men. But they were soldiers with a job to do. They were part of a team. Without them the fight would have been lost.

    Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. So keep moving. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper-hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler.

    When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. My men don't dig foxholes. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.

    Some of you men are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. War is a bloody business, a killing business. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood or they will spill yours. Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt from your face and you realize that it's not dirt, it's the blood and gut of what was once your best friend, you'll know what to do.

    I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.

    There will be some complaints that we're pushing our people too hard. I don't give a damn about such complaints. I believe that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder we push, the more Germans we kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing harder means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he is hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight. That's not just bullshit either. I want men like the lieutenant in Libya who, with a Luger against his chest, swept aside the gun with his hand, jerked his helmet off with the other and busted the hell out of the Boche with the helmet. Then he picked up the gun and he killed another German. All this time the man had a bullet through his lung. That's a man for you!

    Don't forget, you don't know I'm here at all. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!'

    Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'

    All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

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