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Ununhexium
Last Activity:
Nov 17, 2017 at 7:53 PM
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Jan 7, 2014
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Male
Birthday:
October 20
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Location:
The Dog House
Occupation:
Student

Ununhexium

dog, Male, from The Dog House

is a Contributor to Smogon

aye Feb 9, 2017

Ununhexium was last seen:
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    1. Snobalt
      Snobalt
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        why would i want you wiped off the face of the earth are you a bad person now
        Nov 15, 2017 at 6:58 AM
    2. Sapphire.
      Sapphire.
      Doing college applications? Good luck! I know you'll do well though ;D

      Personally I go to NYU (doing a year abroad in paris).
      It's a nice school :p
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      2. Sapphire.
        Sapphire.
        yes it's true but there are a lot of similarities :p like to them, justice is like "an eye for an eye," and seeking revenge if they were wronged. and that's a kind of justice we still have, which is interesting :p and they also had like the new democratic justice, where exceptions were made (to end the eye for an eye kind of justice) in order for social harmony to occur, which is also something we might see today. so it's cool :3
        Nov 2, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        That is really cool but I feel like we’d just have a lot of missing eyes
        Nov 2, 2017
      4. Sapphire.
        Sapphire.
        XD nice joke
        Nov 2, 2017
    3. Many
      Many
      man with a resume like that (seriously, that combination of scores + extracurriculars is insane) you shouldn't have any trouble at all getting into most of those schools
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        thanks for the response! i figured i would have a decent shot at most of them, but i wanted to hear someone elses opinion.

        where do you go if you dont mind me asking
        Oct 10, 2017
      2. Many
        Many
        University of Maryland- College Park. Not like i'm super qualified to comment on colleges, but in your case you have such a fantastic high school resume that it's pretty obvious you are getting into a bunch of places

        (in contrast, for example, all I had was 3.62 GPA, above average test scores, tennis team, and a few clubs I didnt regularly attend)
        Oct 10, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Hey I know some people who love Maryland
        Oct 11, 2017
    4. Uxali
      Uxali
      woof woof
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Bark bark
        Sep 8, 2017
    5. avocado
      avocado
      dude i havent been rickrolled for years omg
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        LOL every once in a while I get someone and it feels grest
        Sep 7, 2017
      2. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        feelsgrestman
        Oct 21, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        It does
        Oct 21, 2017
    6. AustinXX555
      AustinXX555
      Looks like I'm fighting you first in the Grand Slam, let me know when your online and what your showdown name is so we can do this. My alt name is murkrow47. We do need to be finished by July 23, and we need to be started by the 16th, so we have some time if you want to wait a little longer.
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        im on smogtours whenever youre ready
        Jul 13, 2017
      3. AustinXX555
        AustinXX555
        Smogtours?
        Jul 13, 2017
      4. AustinXX555
        AustinXX555
        Nvm I'm in
        Jul 13, 2017
    7. sparktrain
      sparktrain
      toxapex
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Maybe sometime this weekend I can check my schedule later
        May 26, 2017
      2. sparktrain
        sparktrain
        hey, I'll be on pretty much all evening today/tomorrow in the cap room, hit me up
        Jun 1, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Alright I'll catch you sometime
        Jun 1, 2017
    8. Festus_Returns
      Festus_Returns
      why the fuck did it take me so long to realize what your username is goddamn the worst part is I knew I knew that name from somewhere but COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Livermorium is for chumps
        May 24, 2017
    9. cacturne
      cacturne
      cute pup
      1. Ununhexium
        May 17, 2017
    10. Dream
      Dream
      I can play pretty much whenever for 'pex tour thing. Just chal on Klefkwi :D
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Alright what timezone are you Jc
        May 8, 2017
      2. Dream
        Dream
        gmt -3
        May 8, 2017
    11. Minnow_
      Minnow_
      nice rick roll
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        thanks man its a classic
        Apr 21, 2017
    12. Mix
      Mix
      Paired for rby cup, when play ? Gmt+2
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      2. Golden Gyarados
        Golden Gyarados
        What's the status of this battle?
        Apr 23, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I've never used times twice you can given him activity
        Apr 23, 2017
      4. Mix
        Mix
        wanna play ?
        Apr 23, 2017
    13. Typhlito
      Typhlito
      How nice is it today?
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      2. Typhlito
        Typhlito
        Just got thunderstorm watches for tomorrow. This weather is so random hah. Wont complain though since it canceled our early lab.
        Apr 11, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        a bunch of people skipped school today to go to the beach but i had a competition so i couldnt also i dont like the beach anyway
        Apr 11, 2017
      4. Typhlito
        Typhlito
        Really wanted to take my dog to the woods today but I had to work. The beach sounds like a great place to go although the water is still way too cold to really enjoy it. Could only sit on the sand drinking while throwing my arm out with a football for so long lol.
        Apr 11, 2017
    14. Ark
      Ark
      Hi, we're getting a two days extension for BW Cup. When can you play during those 2 days? I'll be available during my evenings and even nights to play you. As a reminder, I'm GMT+2.
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      2. Ark
        Ark
        Tomorrow works better for me since I have something I need to finish rather urgently and would like to work on that. If it's fine with you, let's play tomorrow at 11 pm my time?
        Apr 10, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Should work :)
        Apr 10, 2017
      4. Ark
        Ark
        Ready whenever now, waiting on Stours.
        Apr 11, 2017
    15. Adamant Zoroark
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        quite
        Mar 27, 2017
    16. Mymble
      Mymble
      Rate the avi highly
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Thanks :)
        Mar 24, 2017
    17. Misaka Mikoto
      Misaka Mikoto
      Awe, like a little mini Typh! ;w;
      1. Ununhexium
        Mar 19, 2017
      2. Misaka Mikoto
        Mar 19, 2017
    18. eht
      eht
      thas a floofy shoober
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        what
        Mar 12, 2017
      3. eht
        eht
        are u that pupper
        Mar 12, 2017
      4. Ununhexium
        Mar 12, 2017
    19. HeaLnDeaL
      HeaLnDeaL
      fluffy Samoyed doggo
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      2. HeaLnDeaL
        HeaLnDeaL
        it's a breed of doggo that I think is the breed of your avi's doggo
        Mar 12, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Oh I have have. k
        Mar 12, 2017
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        No idea
        Mar 12, 2017
    20. QuickBH
      QuickBH
      nice woofer right there
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Thanks man
        Mar 11, 2017
    21. Typhlito
      Typhlito
      Dog
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Quite
        Mar 7, 2017
    22. Omfuga
      Omfuga
      Ununhexium
      dog, Male, from West Egg

      are u rly from there

      lol
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      2. Omfuga
        Omfuga
        I figured lols
        Mar 7, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Yeah I had Leonardo DiCaprio as my ago before
        Mar 7, 2017
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        *avi
        Mar 7, 2017
    23. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      have you ever met someone unfunnier than you

      legit question
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        OH lol
        Jul 26, 2017
      3. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        so bad
        Jul 26, 2017
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        "You're fired"
        Jul 26, 2017
    24. Ununhexium
    25. Snobalt
      Snobalt
      The foe's RUSSIA used Trump Card!
      It's super effective!
      USA fainted!
      USA is out of usable Pokémon!
      USA paid out $15 billion to the winning trainer.
      ...
      USA blacked out!
      1. Snobalt
        Snobalt
        A wild RUSSIA appeared!
        Go! TRUMP!
        The wild RUSSIA used Attract!
        TRUMP fell in love!
        TRUMP is in love with the wild RUSSIA!
        TRUMP is immobilized by love!
        Feb 3, 2017
      2. Snobalt
        Snobalt
        TRUMP is confused!
        It hurt itself in its confusion!
        TRUMP fainted!
        Use next Pokémon? (Yes)
        Go! BERNIE!
        BERNIE used Heat Wave!
        It's super effective!
        The wild RUSSIA was burned!
        The wild ISRAEL was burned!
        The wild RUSSIA is hurt by its burn!
        The wild RUSSIA fainted!
        The wild ISRAEL is hurt by its burn!
        The wild ISRAEL fainted!
        BERNIE gained 4206669 Exp. Points!
        Feb 3, 2017
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Trump used "you're fired"
        Jul 26, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    October 20
    Home page:
    http://www.smogon.com/forums/members/ununhexium.214836/
    Location:
    The Dog House
    Occupation:
    Student
    Real Name:
    Thomas
    Favorite Pokémon:
    Swampert
    My Characteristic:
    Often lost in thought
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    [16:33] (+bugmaniacbob) try not to screw up the CAP while I'm gone
    [18:58]

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    unun is
    [18:58]

    +Yagura79:
    my waifu



    Be seated.

    Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.

    You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle. Every man is scared in his first action. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar. But the real hero is the man who fights even though he's scared. Some men will get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an hour, and for some it takes days. But the real man never lets his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood.

    All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready! A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit. There are four hundred neatly marked graves in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job—but they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his officer did.

    An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bullshit. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fucking. And we have the best team—we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor bastards we're going up against.

    All the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters. Every single man in the army plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. What if every truck driver decided that he didn't like the whine of the shells and turned yellow and jumped headlong into a ditch? That cowardly bastard could say to himself, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands.' What if every man said that? Where in the hell would we be then? No, thank God, Americans don't say that. Every man does his job. Every man is important. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns, the quartermaster is needed to bring up the food and clothes for us because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last damn man in the mess hall, even the one who boils the water to keep us from getting the GI shits, has a job to do.

    Each man must think not only of himself, but think of his buddy fighting alongside him. We don't want yellow cowards in the army. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after the war, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave men.

    One of the bravest men I saw in the African campaign was on a telegraph pole in the midst of furious fire while we were moving toward Tunis. I stopped and asked him what the hell he was doing up there. He answered, 'Fixing the wire, sir.' 'Isn't it a little unhealthy up there right now?' I asked. 'Yes sir, but this goddamn wire has got to be fixed.' I asked, 'Don't those planes strafing the road bother you?' And he answered, 'No sir, but you sure as hell do.' Now, there was a real soldier. A real man. A man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how great the odds, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty appeared at the time.

    And you should have seen the trucks on the road to Gabès. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they crawled along those son-of-a-bitch roads, never stopping, never deviating from their course with shells bursting all around them. Many of the men drove over 40 consecutive hours. We got through on good old American guts. These were not combat men. But they were soldiers with a job to do. They were part of a team. Without them the fight would have been lost.

    Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. So keep moving. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper-hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler.

    When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. My men don't dig foxholes. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.

    Some of you men are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. War is a bloody business, a killing business. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood or they will spill yours. Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt from your face and you realize that it's not dirt, it's the blood and gut of what was once your best friend, you'll know what to do.

    I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.

    There will be some complaints that we're pushing our people too hard. I don't give a damn about such complaints. I believe that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder we push, the more Germans we kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing harder means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he is hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight. That's not just bullshit either. I want men like the lieutenant in Libya who, with a Luger against his chest, swept aside the gun with his hand, jerked his helmet off with the other and busted the hell out of the Boche with the helmet. Then he picked up the gun and he killed another German. All this time the man had a bullet through his lung. That's a man for you!

    Don't forget, you don't know I'm here at all. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!'

    Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'

    All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

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