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Ununhexium
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Ununhexium

"My life has got to be like this, it's got to keep going up", Male, from West Egg

is a Contributor to Smogon

Feel free to annoy me about anything C&C, UU, or CAP related! Jul 6, 2015

Ununhexium was last seen:
Sep 28, 2016 at 1:13 PM
    1. Ransei
      Ransei
      Almost 3000!
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I'm aware
        Sep 21, 2016
    2. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      can you gp check my analysis xD
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      2. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        doing your mom is a lame and old joke though
        Sep 17, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Except it happened last night
        Sep 17, 2016
      4. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        see that's a new spin
        Sep 17, 2016
    3. Martin.
      Martin.
      U still do C&C?

      I've not followed C&C barring OU in ages+cba to look in UU analyses so I'm kinda interested
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Yeah a little bit it's slowed down since the gem started but yeah
        Aug 28, 2016
    4. TheMintyAltoids
      TheMintyAltoids
      Not trying to be annoying, I LOVE your name, but it is now called Livermorium.
      I'm just kidding, but seriously love the name.
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I know is Livermorium haha I just think Ununhexium has a nicer ring to it
        Aug 26, 2016
      2. TheMintyAltoids
        TheMintyAltoids
        I agree
        Sep 1, 2016
    5. Sapphire.
      Sapphire.
      how's it going? :D
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Pretty well how about you
        Aug 25, 2016
      2. Sapphire.
        Sapphire.
        im good, thank you!
        Aug 25, 2016
    6. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      oh so an update from May lol:

      I got accepted in June, didn't really decide if I wanted to go or not yet, but now it's official. Just moved in today and going back down Sunday \o/
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        !!!!!

        My older sister left for college Tuesday and had her first day of orientation yesterday

        Congrats though!!!
        Aug 18, 2016
      2. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        I didn't know you had older siblings
        Aug 18, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I have an older sister a younger brother and a younger sister
        Aug 18, 2016
    7. Sparkl3y
      Sparkl3y
      West egg
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        quite
        Aug 15, 2016
    8. nv
      nv
      Hey man so I've run into some computer trouble limiting when I can be on, but give me some times and I will try to work it into my schedule. :o
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      2. nv
        nv
        I can be on in the next 15 minutes or so if you want to get in a session.
        Aug 29, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Does tomorrow work I'm a bit busy atm
        Aug 29, 2016
      4. nv
        nv
        Sure we can do tomorrow. I can just do the stuff I was going to do then now so that I am free lol. Hope you get everything squared away. :)
        Aug 29, 2016
    9. Mikaav
      Mikaav
      hi when can u play for LC PLAYER RANKING im gmt 5.5 active on nights
    10. Martin.
      Martin.
      Hi ununhaxium
      1. Ununhexium
        Aug 6, 2016
    11. King UU
      King UU
      of all the threads to avoid making jokes in, VR is probably near the top of the list.
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      2. Martin.
        Martin.
        what is this in reference to
        Aug 6, 2016
      3. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        what is this in reference to
        Sep 17, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I made some stupid joke in a NP thread idr what it was
        Sep 17, 2016
    12. atomicllamas
      atomicllamas
      Doubles open, gmt -5, when fite?
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      2. atomicllamas
        atomicllamas
        u sure? I'll post in the thread if you want but I'll get a sub so I just want to make sure you have absolutely no motivation to play cause you can't change ur mind OO
        Jul 29, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Yeah I really am not feeling it and I was just gonna bring a scarf rock slide serene grace Blissey team for memes
        Jul 29, 2016
      4. atomicllamas
        atomicllamas
        o, well then I'm glad ur dropping out tbh, lol
        Jul 29, 2016
    13. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      do you remember how you met me
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Ah

        I thought it was like somewhere in a makeshift convo
        Aug 6, 2016
      3. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        in #mentor I was trying to talk to ium and then you kept thinking it was you
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Ah sounds like me lol
        Aug 6, 2016
    14. ManOfMany
      ManOfMany
      nice user n_n
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        thanks you too n_n
        Jul 15, 2016
    15. Ria
      Ria
      Looks like we gotta battle this week for CAPTT. I'm free any time from Thursday afternoon to Sunday. Just message me when you have a good time!
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Can we do like the weekend because I have work a lot
        Jul 12, 2016
      2. Ria
        Ria
        Okay! I'm free Saturday afternoon and Sunday afternoon
        Jul 12, 2016
    16. Pearl
      Pearl
      adv uu tour when
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I'll be home like al weekend if that works
        Jul 5, 2016
      2. Pearl
        Pearl
        where u at boy lol
        Jul 10, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Sorry I had work just take it because I'm fucking tired and I forgot and you were gonna win anyway
        Jul 10, 2016
    17. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      Check out Gato's signature for more info on discord
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      2. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        What why
        Jul 3, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Vacation :)
        Jul 3, 2016
      4. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        Why Germsny
        Jul 3, 2016
    18. BuzzkillAmpharos
      BuzzkillAmpharos
      Hey, we battle in the Middle Cup tournament. I'm GMT-4 or -5 whichever you prefer to call EST.
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      2. BuzzkillAmpharos
        BuzzkillAmpharos
        Battle now?
        Jul 10, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        sure
        Jul 10, 2016
      4. BuzzkillAmpharos
        BuzzkillAmpharos
        You can find me on PS under BuzzkillAmpharos
        Jul 10, 2016
    19. Obliviate
      Obliviate
      Hey, wanna play tomorrow for Second Chances Tour? I'm GMT+2.
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      2. Obliviate
        Obliviate
        Uhm, we could try playing on Saturday afternoon (GMT-5), although I'm not 100% sure yet if I'll be available this weekend so I'll let you know if it doesn't work asap.
        Jun 15, 2016
      3. Obliviate
        Obliviate
        Now?
        Jun 18, 2016
      4. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Yeah sure one sec
        Jun 18, 2016
    20. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      nice quote in your info by the way, did you know that I just copied Snobalt's lines verbatim?
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      2. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Lol I liked it all that time ago and didn't remember it
        Jun 8, 2016
      3. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        yeah so take my quote out, it doesn't make sense without context
        Jun 8, 2016
      4. Snobalt
        Snobalt
        I was wondering why it bore some resemblance
        Jun 10, 2016
    21. Hulavuta
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      2. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        I thought mine was a pretty good
        Aug 18, 2016
      3. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Maybe it's just my phone but it just looks like a normal picture of DJ
        Aug 18, 2016
      4. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        yeah it is
        Aug 19, 2016
    22. Robert Alfons
      Robert Alfons
      do u have a hard-on for sarah palin my dude
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Nope
        Jun 8, 2016
    23. fleurdyleurse
      fleurdyleurse
      *niceguy contributions
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        I sincerely thank thee for thy most grateful donation
        Jun 6, 2016
    24. Spoof
      Spoof
      Too bad. I would have donated...
      1. Ununhexium
        Ununhexium
        Lol it's a joke about TI
        Jun 4, 2016
    25. Machiavelli
      Machiavelli
      hello im here to annoy about C&C, uu, or perhaps CAP related issues
      1. Ununhexium
        May 19, 2016
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    [16:33] (+bugmaniacbob) try not to screw up the CAP while I'm gone
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    Be seated.

    Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.

    You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle. Every man is scared in his first action. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar. But the real hero is the man who fights even though he's scared. Some men will get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an hour, and for some it takes days. But the real man never lets his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood.

    All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready! A man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some German son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit. There are four hundred neatly marked graves in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job—but they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his officer did.

    An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bullshit. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fucking. And we have the best team—we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor bastards we're going up against.

    All the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters. Every single man in the army plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. What if every truck driver decided that he didn't like the whine of the shells and turned yellow and jumped headlong into a ditch? That cowardly bastard could say to himself, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands.' What if every man said that? Where in the hell would we be then? No, thank God, Americans don't say that. Every man does his job. Every man is important. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns, the quartermaster is needed to bring up the food and clothes for us because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last damn man in the mess hall, even the one who boils the water to keep us from getting the GI shits, has a job to do.

    Each man must think not only of himself, but think of his buddy fighting alongside him. We don't want yellow cowards in the army. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after the war, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave men.

    One of the bravest men I saw in the African campaign was on a telegraph pole in the midst of furious fire while we were moving toward Tunis. I stopped and asked him what the hell he was doing up there. He answered, 'Fixing the wire, sir.' 'Isn't it a little unhealthy up there right now?' I asked. 'Yes sir, but this goddamn wire has got to be fixed.' I asked, 'Don't those planes strafing the road bother you?' And he answered, 'No sir, but you sure as hell do.' Now, there was a real soldier. A real man. A man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how great the odds, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty appeared at the time.

    And you should have seen the trucks on the road to Gabès. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they crawled along those son-of-a-bitch roads, never stopping, never deviating from their course with shells bursting all around them. Many of the men drove over 40 consecutive hours. We got through on good old American guts. These were not combat men. But they were soldiers with a job to do. They were part of a team. Without them the fight would have been lost.

    Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. So keep moving. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper-hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler.

    When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a Boche will get him eventually. The hell with that. My men don't dig foxholes. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have or ever will have. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.

    Some of you men are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. War is a bloody business, a killing business. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood or they will spill yours. Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt from your face and you realize that it's not dirt, it's the blood and gut of what was once your best friend, you'll know what to do.

    I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing. We're advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls. We're going to hold him by his balls and we're going to kick him in the ass; twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time. Our plan of operation is to advance and keep on advancing. We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.

    There will be some complaints that we're pushing our people too hard. I don't give a damn about such complaints. I believe that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder we push, the more Germans we kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing harder means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. My men don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he is hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight. That's not just bullshit either. I want men like the lieutenant in Libya who, with a Luger against his chest, swept aside the gun with his hand, jerked his helmet off with the other and busted the hell out of the Boche with the helmet. Then he picked up the gun and he killed another German. All this time the man had a bullet through his lung. That's a man for you!

    Don't forget, you don't know I'm here at all. No word of that fact is to be mentioned in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell they did with me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this army. I'm not even supposed to be in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the goddamned Germans. Some day, I want them to rise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl 'Ach! It's the goddamned Third Army and that son-of-a-bitch Patton again!'

    Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'

    All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

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