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first world problems
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i spilled apple juice on my favourite shirt, rendering it unwearable.
i've never been in a fight. how do you know you're a man if you've never been in a fight?
my headphones broke. they're covered by a warranty but i have to pay for shipping and wait 2-3 weeks to get them.
cookie briefly tricked me into feeling sad. he is a smartass but i can't tell him that because he is a moderator.
my parents are dumb.
i've never been in a fight. how do you know you're a man if you've never been in a fight?
my headphones broke. they're covered by a warranty but i have to pay for shipping and wait 2-3 weeks to get them.
cookie briefly tricked me into feeling sad. he is a smartass but i can't tell him that because he is a moderator.
my parents are dumb.
I used two-ply toilet paper today and it felt like I was wiping my ass with my fingers.
Cooky
Banned deucer.
I dont know if its alright to listen to salt n pepper or bette davis eyes yet (whats the real retro/vintage time lag anyway?)
also the vaccines are not as good as nme said, i've lost a bit of faith in the music scene, but not too much. i'll still mindlessly buy a magazine cover band's album like its 1989
also the vaccines are not as good as nme said, i've lost a bit of faith in the music scene, but not too much. i'll still mindlessly buy a magazine cover band's album like its 1989
I got suspended for a day for forgetting a music book. FWP
My Xbox360 got the RROD. Now I have to go to Chinatown so I don't have to wait 4 weeks for Microsoft to send it back.
My brother borrowed my iPhone and now has all my high scores.
My tv remote needs new batteries but I haven't got any batteries so I need to buy some but I always forget to.
My bed has new sheets and the new sheets are slightly coarser than my old sheets.
My girlfriend always wants to talk about something I am not interested in.
I have to pay my teacher £5 to do a 5k run for some earthquake miles away.
Sometimes I eat at 1.30 instead of 1 and now I get peckish mid-way though my afternoon classes.
My left shoe lace is longer than my right shoe lace.
My last Facebook status only got 4 likes.
My tv remote needs new batteries but I haven't got any batteries so I need to buy some but I always forget to.
My bed has new sheets and the new sheets are slightly coarser than my old sheets.
My girlfriend always wants to talk about something I am not interested in.
I have to pay my teacher £5 to do a 5k run for some earthquake miles away.
Sometimes I eat at 1.30 instead of 1 and now I get peckish mid-way though my afternoon classes.
My left shoe lace is longer than my right shoe lace.
My last Facebook status only got 4 likes.
Some of the anime I watch is DVD-only on Netflix, so I have to download them elsewhere.
Online play on my Xbox360 is very laggy when I'm downloading said anime.
Dream World in Pokemon B/W has been delayed because of a little bit of seismic activity or something.
I want to get a new cell phone, but I have to wait til October for an upgrade so I don't have to pay a unnecessary amount of money.
FWP
Online play on my Xbox360 is very laggy when I'm downloading said anime.
Dream World in Pokemon B/W has been delayed because of a little bit of seismic activity or something.
I want to get a new cell phone, but I have to wait til October for an upgrade so I don't have to pay a unnecessary amount of money.
FWP
My favorite band is turning into shit. Similarly, my favorite band just broke up.
My tickets to the Lakers game aren't courtside.
I cut myself while shaving and it hurts.
I only have one pair of headphones and my sister stole them and won't give them back.
My DS battery died and I'm too lazy to find the charger.
My favorite t-shirt is dirty.
My tickets to the Lakers game aren't courtside.
I cut myself while shaving and it hurts.
I only have one pair of headphones and my sister stole them and won't give them back.
My DS battery died and I'm too lazy to find the charger.
My favorite t-shirt is dirty.
Chill Murray
get well soon jacoby..
The steak I ordered came out medium well instead of medium rare like I asked, but I didn't want to make a fuss so I forced it down anyway.
Im here at my job posting on Smogon because I finished all my job responsibilities for the day, meaning Ill still get paid for the next 2 hours even though Im doing nothing.
I spend over $60 on condoms every month.
When I eat at the dining halls of my university, I put more food on my plate than I will actually eat, and then throw what I dont eat away.
I cant sleep with less than 3 pillows.
I fucking love tap water.
I spend over $60 on condoms every month.
When I eat at the dining halls of my university, I put more food on my plate than I will actually eat, and then throw what I dont eat away.
I cant sleep with less than 3 pillows.
I fucking love tap water.
THE_IRON_...KENYAN?
Banned deucer.
I come into this thread for the first time and find out that its just a clone of twitter. FWP
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