Dear
Celever,
You are Amumu the Ronery.
You are some fkin emo kid who throws toilet paper at people. What a dick.
Every night, you may send Yeti a PM titled "Night X - Leveling <Q/W/E/R>." Depending on what you level, you will permanently gain an ability starting the next night.
Once you level Q, you may send Yeti a PM titled "Night X - Bandage toss USER." User will be stunned, and therefore hooked. Because you are right next to him, he will be forced to target you the night after that.
Once you level W, you may send Yeti a PM titled "Night X - Cry near USER." If you previously bandage tossed USER, they will die. Otherwise, you will simply cry like a little bitch.
Once you level E, you may send Yeti a PM titled "Night X - Tantrum." All other players in the game will be annoyed to the point that they can only target you for the rest of the game, excluding kills.
Once you level R, you may send Yeti a PM titled "Night X - Curse of the Sad Mummy." This will SG your entire team.
You are allied with the MUDS.