Chou Toshio
Over9000
Damn, great progress. First town looks awesome Turtleye .
Planning to leave the general storyline (in the town) to others. Here's just the speech for Prof. Chou inside his lab.
(My personal idea would be to LET players go into the grassy area on route 1 even without a Pokemon, only to get ass-kicked by a wild Pokemon and the black-out message "go lurk more.")
Professor Chou, busily working on something-- turns around when the player talks to him.
"Oh, hello there. And you are?
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....
I see, your name is <player>. Well nice to meet you. What can I do for you?
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Ah I see, you want to be a Pokemon trainer. Hmmm... let's just take a look at your profile here. Well, it looks like you've spent enough time in Golurk Moar. I think we can give you a shot-- at Smogon, we do our best to encourage new players, as it's players that make for great competition. Who knows, there might be a great talent in you. So the first order of business is to get you a Pokemon. On the table, you'll find 12 exceptional Pokemon, straight from the Wifi group's cloning department. All of them have been cloned from perfect breeds, so you can know at the very least you will have a great starter Pokemon. Go ahead, take your pick.
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So, you're going to pick the Physical wall, Bold Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the Offensive tank, Modest Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the Special wall, Calm Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the Physical mixed offense wall, Relaxed Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the future Zard-X sweeper/staller, Jolly Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the Zard-X physical sweeper, Adamant Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the massive special Zard-Y attacker, Modest Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the mixed sweeper, Naive Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the special sweeper, Timid Froakie?
So, you're going to pick the special pivot, Naive Froakie?
So you're going to pick the special attacker, Modest Froakie?
So, you're going to pick the special sweeper, Timid Froakie with Hidden Power Fire?
I see, this is a powerful Pokemon, that will surely perform well in the hands of a good trainer. Use it well.
Also, you'll need this to guide you.
<obtain smogondex>
That's the Smogondex, it is a complete Pokedex for the SmogSmog region. It contains detailed and complete information on the fully evolved forms and competitive unevolved forms of every Pokemon in the region (so in other words, information on every Pokemon relevant to top-level competition). It contains strategic information that will help you make the best sets, and raise the best Pokemon. It'll tell you everything you need to know about a Pokemon's strengths, weaknesses, and how to raise it, but it won't make you a good player or teach you how to make a good team. That's up to you as a trainer on your adventure. Also, while you are free to view all the strategic data, you won't see locations of Pokemon until you meet them. Be sure to pay great attention to the Smogondex's sets as you raise your mons, and at the very least you'll be much much better than if you didn't. Don't worry about adding information to the Smogondex, because it's already as close to perfect as possible.
I'll also go ahead and give you some Pokeballs. If you don't know how to use these... well, you should Golurk moar.
This is the start of a great adventure! Pursue only the top, as that's all that matters-- good luck!"
Planning to leave the general storyline (in the town) to others. Here's just the speech for Prof. Chou inside his lab.
(My personal idea would be to LET players go into the grassy area on route 1 even without a Pokemon, only to get ass-kicked by a wild Pokemon and the black-out message "go lurk more.")
Professor Chou, busily working on something-- turns around when the player talks to him.
"Oh, hello there. And you are?
....
....
I see, your name is <player>. Well nice to meet you. What can I do for you?
....
Ah I see, you want to be a Pokemon trainer. Hmmm... let's just take a look at your profile here. Well, it looks like you've spent enough time in Golurk Moar. I think we can give you a shot-- at Smogon, we do our best to encourage new players, as it's players that make for great competition. Who knows, there might be a great talent in you. So the first order of business is to get you a Pokemon. On the table, you'll find 12 exceptional Pokemon, straight from the Wifi group's cloning department. All of them have been cloned from perfect breeds, so you can know at the very least you will have a great starter Pokemon. Go ahead, take your pick.
<>
So, you're going to pick the Physical wall, Bold Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the Offensive tank, Modest Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the Special wall, Calm Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the Physical mixed offense wall, Relaxed Bulbasaur?
So, you're going to pick the future Zard-X sweeper/staller, Jolly Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the Zard-X physical sweeper, Adamant Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the massive special Zard-Y attacker, Modest Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the mixed sweeper, Naive Charmander?
So, you're going to pick the special sweeper, Timid Froakie?
So, you're going to pick the special pivot, Naive Froakie?
So you're going to pick the special attacker, Modest Froakie?
So, you're going to pick the special sweeper, Timid Froakie with Hidden Power Fire?
I see, this is a powerful Pokemon, that will surely perform well in the hands of a good trainer. Use it well.
Also, you'll need this to guide you.
<obtain smogondex>
That's the Smogondex, it is a complete Pokedex for the SmogSmog region. It contains detailed and complete information on the fully evolved forms and competitive unevolved forms of every Pokemon in the region (so in other words, information on every Pokemon relevant to top-level competition). It contains strategic information that will help you make the best sets, and raise the best Pokemon. It'll tell you everything you need to know about a Pokemon's strengths, weaknesses, and how to raise it, but it won't make you a good player or teach you how to make a good team. That's up to you as a trainer on your adventure. Also, while you are free to view all the strategic data, you won't see locations of Pokemon until you meet them. Be sure to pay great attention to the Smogondex's sets as you raise your mons, and at the very least you'll be much much better than if you didn't. Don't worry about adding information to the Smogondex, because it's already as close to perfect as possible.
I'll also go ahead and give you some Pokeballs. If you don't know how to use these... well, you should Golurk moar.
This is the start of a great adventure! Pursue only the top, as that's all that matters-- good luck!"
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