NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING DON’T STOP. IM A SEVEN MONTH OLD GIRL CALLED HENRIETTA. IM FROM ZIMBABWE. IM DEAD. WHEN I WENT TO THE ZOO MY PRAM WAS PUSHED INTO A ROCK & THE RESULTING IMPULSE FIRED ME OUT, INTO A TREE, WHERE A GIRAFFE MISTOOK ME FOR FRUIT & ATE ME. IF YOU FORWARD THIS TO 15 USERS BY THE END OF TONIGHT YOU’LL FIND SUCCESS IN YOUR ROMANTIC FUTURE OTHERWISE I’LL APPEAR BY YOUR BED & A GIRAFFE WILL EAT YOU