Alright, when you get up, I'd like you to know that I'm hard, willing and ready to do this. x)
EDIT: Or not. Apparently our new router runs over "WPA", which the pre-BW games are incompatible with. Well, that's a downer. I'm sorry, but this means I won't be able to distribute anyway. Or even trade anything using HGSS anymore. That sux. Sorry. :(