[UncleSam]

Deadline-Update in an edit.

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GAME OVER

"Lynch zorbees guys! No wait lynch Aura_Guardian! No wait lynch zorbees!" screams Jigglypuffers42, becoming more and more frantic.

"Guys it's almost deadline go vote!"...no response.

"GUYS I'M LEAVING SOMEONE VOTE"....no response.

"Oh" says Aura_Guardian, "Hey zorbees, feel like kicking Thorns off the island today?" (I know there wasn't an island before but bear with me here)

"Sure, sounds good!" says zorbees, before turning and saying to HD "wanna follow along?"

"Sure, why not. I never liked that Thorns fellow much anyway."

At this, Thorns looks up, or rather, the many constituents making up the whole of Thorns. However...he doesn't seem able to speak at all. He can only...bark. And meow. How strange. Anyway, you all close in around him and beat him to death with your assortment of metallic parts.

Originally Posted by Fat the interwebs

Dear Thorns, you are a Group of Angry Animals,

ROAR! The animals don’t want those stupid inventions to be around anymore, so they took this chance to destroy them all! ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAR! No need for any more explanation, ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

At night, you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Night X – Trampling <user>”, you will trample over <user>, killing him!

If one of the Awesome Inventions or the Weapons inspects you, you will send out a cat which will appear as:

for the inspector.

If one of the Boring Inventions inspects you, you will send out a dog which will appear as:

for the inspector.

Since you are a group of animals, the first time someone tries to kill you at night only half of the animals in the group will die. This will not have any negative effects on you except that you will die next time you get targeted by a kill at night.

You are allied with yourself, you win if you are the last one standing.

Whoa...they were sure pissed off, huh? Suddenly, however, zorbees, HD, and Aura_Guardian start laughing maniacally.

"Suckers" they say in unison, as they reveal their true identities...

Originally Posted by Fat the interwebs

Dear Aura_Guardian, You are a Nuke

Since you consider yourself very awesome for being able to blow up large quantities of basically anything, you tried to join the awesome inventions at first, but unfortunately you were rejected, simply because you blew up “too much”! Well if they don’t want you, you’ll have to show them who really can explode!

At night you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Night X - Nuclear Explosion”. You will die, but anyone who targets you will also be killed by the explosion. This is, obviously, a one-use ability. Your silly makers made your detonator require 5 batteries for some reason, so until you obtain enough batteries, you will also be unable to use this ability.

You are allied with the Weapons, You win if the Weapons eliminate all threats.

Originally Posted by Fat the interwebs

Dear HD, you are the Clawshot,

You are able to grab things from large distances, but the awesome inventions rejected you because you don’t exist apparantly. Well, sucks for them, because now you will join the weapons and you’ll use your grabbing powers against them!

At night, you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Night X – Grabbing <user> his stuff”
that night, you will grab <user> his/her batteries and steal them. The magnets that fire the claw take a bit of electricity though, so you will need 2 batteries to use this abillity.

You are allied with the Weapons, You win if the Weapons eliminate all threats.

Originally Posted by Fat the interwebs

Dear zorbees, you are a Tazer,

You are quite good at zapping things, but since you have spend all your “life” working for the police already, you didn’t want to join any of the good guys this time so you joined the weapons instead. You are quite sure zapping will come in handy for the bad guy too, and you’ll just see how being a baddy goes!

At night, you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Night X – Zapping <user>”, that night, you’ll zap <user> and they will be unable to move during the rest of the night and the following.
If they move anyway, the pain will be so overwhelming that they die a very painfull death. Since zapping takes elecricity obviously, you will need 3 batteries to use this ability.

You still have 2 batteries left from working at the police, and they’ll probably come in handy for this conflict.

You are allied with the Weapons, You win if the Weapons eliminate all threats.

These three stared down their three remaining enemies, Jigglypuffers42, ~NJ, and the recently released Objection. Despite Jigglypuffers42's squeals for mercy, none survived the blood(oil?)bath that followed.

Originally Posted by Fat the interwebs

Dear Jigglypuffers42, you are a Light Bulb,

Famous bringer of light, attractor of moths and burner of fingers, you are one of the most symbolic electrical inventions: the light bulb! You use electricity to produce light (and even more heat), and that is where the first part of your name comes from, and the second part probably references to your shape or something. Anyway, you hope your light can be of use in this conflict!

During the day, you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Day X – extending day with light”, you will produce light, making the day seem longer and allowing for another lynch. Since you are not the most efficient of light bulbs you require 7 batteries to use this ability.

You are allied with the Boring Inventions, you win if the Boring Inventions eliminate all threats.

Originally Posted by Fat the interwebs

Dear ~NJ, you are a Photocopier

You are pretty good at copying documents and such (also butts), but it takes some time to make even a single copy since you are a pretty old photocopier so you got to join the boring inventions.

At night, you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Night X – Photocopying <user>”, if <user> is dead and on the same team as you, you will photocopy them onto your magical sparkly paper and gain all their powers including their battery costs. You only have one piece of magical sparkly paper though, so you can only use this ability once. You obviously also need electricity to make a print, so this ability requires 5 batteries to be used.

You are allied with the Boring Inventions, you win if the Boring Inventions eliminate all threats.

Originally Posted by Fat the interwebs

Dear Objection, you are a Electric Fence,

Whether it is keeping cattle thieves or murderers out, or keeping the cattle in, you are quite good at it. Your abillity to keep people within your dangerous wires of electric death (in this game, atleast) will be a huge asset to the Awesome Inventions, and the fact you are a portable edition will probably help too!

At night, you may PM the interwebs and Alchemator with “Night X - Surrounding <user>”, you will stand around <user>, making them incapable of doing their actions that night or talking the next day. If they talk on the next day anyway, they’ll be electrocuted to death. Since you are a portable electric fence, you require 3 batteries to stay active for a day and a night.

You are allied with The Awesome Inventions, you win if the Awesome Inventions eliminate all threats.

With that, THE_IRON_KENYAN and LightWolf appeared out of nowhere, as the Weapons, victorious in Inventions Mafia...did whatever it is you do when you win Inventions Mafia...

Congratulations to the Weapons, the Winners of Inventions Mafia!