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itt post inappropriate pick-up lines
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Real Life Pickup Lines
Hey baby, do you have the time?
She answers
You just made a difference. In my pants.
Hey baby, are you a hiker? Cause I can see the top of your mountains!
For the very fucked up:
Hey baby, the zoo called and seem to be missing a lion. I just found it, and I will return it used.
I am sorry if they are shitty.
ssbbm: Is it a mistake if it turns out right?
Hey baby, do you have the time?
She answers
You just made a difference. In my pants.
Hey baby, are you a hiker? Cause I can see the top of your mountains!
For the very fucked up:
Hey baby, the zoo called and seem to be missing a lion. I just found it, and I will return it used.
I am sorry if they are shitty.
ssbbm: Is it a mistake if it turns out right?
help my johnson needs aid
if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
(alternatively: what are my changes of getting tail?)
hey baby did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
(alternatively: what are my changes of getting tail?)
hey baby did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
i'm willing to bet that you're the 1 than enjoys just you and me
i put the STD in stud
all i need is "u"
hey girl i'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be
all i need is "u"
hey girl i'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be
Whoopi Goldberg: I hope you're ready for a good night, because I put the sexy in dyslexia.
"Hi I play Pokemon competitively" - gets all da bitches wet
Hey baby, let's log into Smogon and bump a two year old thread.
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