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Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 1, Gotta Rap them all!
- Thread starter X5Dragon
- Start date
ROUND 1:
FURRET
VICTIM: Honchkrow
SONG: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/dle-furret-vs-honchkrow
I would like to thank Rick Ross for his song "The Boss" for providing the beat and the sample.
LYRICS
FURRET
VICTIM: Honchkrow
SONG: http://soundcloud.com/daletterel/dle-furret-vs-honchkrow
I would like to thank Rick Ross for his song "The Boss" for providing the beat and the sample.
LYRICS
The Big Boss Pokemon, huh?
Ok, we’ll see.
Shout out to TIK
Furret
Let’s do it
You may be the biggest boss that I’ve seen thus far,
But that just means you’re tearing holes in Rick Ross’s drawers
You think you’re fly? You’re weak, here’s a Gen 2 retrospective
When I rock the mic, it’s super effective
I’m the Run Away champ, I’m the sultan of stealth
And if I rock and I’m stealth, then that’s a quarter of your health
I don’t even need to touch you to make your wings turn to jello
Hello, SR, LO, T-bolt? KO.
I’m the reason for your insomnia, you wish you were dreaming
My bolt-beaming’s gonna leave your beak screaming
Emulating Darkwing Duck can’t save you this fight,
Cause you are the terrible that flaps in the night
And don’t it always seem to go
That the crow only takes one hit and it’s gone
Counting Crows, now there’s zero, but before I hit the sack
You know the Village People’s cowboy? Yeah, he wants his hat back.
Peace.
Ok, we’ll see.
Shout out to TIK
Furret
Let’s do it
You may be the biggest boss that I’ve seen thus far,
But that just means you’re tearing holes in Rick Ross’s drawers
You think you’re fly? You’re weak, here’s a Gen 2 retrospective
When I rock the mic, it’s super effective
I’m the Run Away champ, I’m the sultan of stealth
And if I rock and I’m stealth, then that’s a quarter of your health
I don’t even need to touch you to make your wings turn to jello
Hello, SR, LO, T-bolt? KO.
I’m the reason for your insomnia, you wish you were dreaming
My bolt-beaming’s gonna leave your beak screaming
Emulating Darkwing Duck can’t save you this fight,
Cause you are the terrible that flaps in the night
And don’t it always seem to go
That the crow only takes one hit and it’s gone
Counting Crows, now there’s zero, but before I hit the sack
You know the Village People’s cowboy? Yeah, he wants his hat back.
Peace.
^Effin Hilarious.
Bit nervous now you've highlighted my match in blue. I'm currently getting some lyrics down, so I should record this weekend.
Might go A Capella, was just wondering how people recorded with beats? Do you play the beat through speakers and re-record them, or do you have some software that lets you record over the beats?
EDIT:
Okay, thanks Sal.
How are the winners decided?
Audacity is free software that lets you record over a beat. Playing the music over speakers sounds awful.
A vote after the round is over.
P.S. Da Letter El, your furret rap was pretty dope.
And don’t it always seem to go
That the crow only takes one hit and it’s gone
da letter el
I loved this one the best, sounded so strong lol. I should try recording using Audacity next time as well, but I did mine over the speakers.
Candence, I penned you in as a sub. If you and Kitten want to battle each other instead, you can talk to each other in the PM and let me know which pokemons you want to represent.
I WANT MORE EPIC RAPS NIGGAS.
Edit: I'm I the only foul language'd rapper here ;_;
That the crow only takes one hit and it’s gone
da letter el
I loved this one the best, sounded so strong lol. I should try recording using Audacity next time as well, but I did mine over the speakers.
Candence, I penned you in as a sub. If you and Kitten want to battle each other instead, you can talk to each other in the PM and let me know which pokemons you want to represent.
I WANT MORE EPIC RAPS NIGGAS.
Edit: I'm I the only foul language'd rapper here ;_;
Chill Murray
get well soon jacoby..
This actually seems to be turning out much better than I'd expected.
I will be recording my entry tomorrow. Best be prepared, yo.
I will be recording my entry tomorrow. Best be prepared, yo.
x5Dragon, can you update the first post with links to the posts where people submitted? It would make it easier to see who has submitted, who hasn't, and lets people not have to dig through the thread to listen to raps
I plan ta record mine on thursday, when I have a free day instead of going to school and back at unreasonable hours due to dumb bus shit. Also,
Challenge accepted.
My rap is pretty down and dirty about my scratch. Most people won't record until later because doing it so soon leaves you kinda exposed I guess.
Recording
Background
Yeah, MC Ditto here
This one goes out to all my bitches back at the daycare center.
Oh look it's Aron, back from his party
You think you can beat me like Shaq, well… hardly
Oh, you think I'm an Imposter, but you got in wrong
Cause I'm Eccentric, mothafucka, I go long and strong
Now you think you sturdy, but this one is an OH-KO
You better go, end the show, call po po, you mofo
Cause you can't win, get it through that Rock Head
Fuck fainting nigga, you gonna end up dead
You think you can stun me with your weak ass words
But I'm limber mothafucka, nigga ain't you heard?
And that's more than on the battlefield, just ask your motha
She's comes to the daycare, and soon you'll have a brotha
Now cmon, you can't win, I know all yo moves
Only thing is, nigga, I use em better than you
Look at Dream World, cause I'm the numba 1 Killa
Look at you, some weak ass Hoenn filla
In yo dreams, you think you fucking Heavy Metal
Fuck that shit nigga, you just a fuckin tea kettle
This battle is over, from the start it was done
Don't bother responding, cause I already won.
This one goes out to all my bitches back at the daycare center.
Oh look it's Aron, back from his party
You think you can beat me like Shaq, well… hardly
Oh, you think I'm an Imposter, but you got in wrong
Cause I'm Eccentric, mothafucka, I go long and strong
Now you think you sturdy, but this one is an OH-KO
You better go, end the show, call po po, you mofo
Cause you can't win, get it through that Rock Head
Fuck fainting nigga, you gonna end up dead
You think you can stun me with your weak ass words
But I'm limber mothafucka, nigga ain't you heard?
And that's more than on the battlefield, just ask your motha
She's comes to the daycare, and soon you'll have a brotha
Now cmon, you can't win, I know all yo moves
Only thing is, nigga, I use em better than you
Look at Dream World, cause I'm the numba 1 Killa
Look at you, some weak ass Hoenn filla
In yo dreams, you think you fucking Heavy Metal
Fuck that shit nigga, you just a fuckin tea kettle
This battle is over, from the start it was done
Don't bother responding, cause I already won.
I'm getting quite hot right now...
Will post by the weekend after I test it out on some of my fellow nerd friends...
Will post by the weekend after I test it out on some of my fellow nerd friends...
Oh god Ditto, I had my doubts about how you were gonna pull that off but god DAMN that was good.
I've got my verse written up, so I'm gonna try to record it tonight. Look forward to that, I guess.
I've got my verse written up, so I'm gonna try to record it tonight. Look forward to that, I guess.
Wow I wish I had been online to sign up for this! These raps are awesome! Guess I'll just have to settle for a substitute slot with mah boi Rotom-C. Don't worry I'll be checking back to see if I get in, but a PM would be nice too. XD
Once 'dis haunted mower hits da floor
His freshly cut rhymes will have you beggin' for more
Once 'dis haunted mower hits da floor
His freshly cut rhymes will have you beggin' for more
mattj
blatant Nintendo fanboy
Not a prob. Its just an edit of a google pic anyway.
I don't want to seem as if I'm belittling any of the entries so far, everyone who has posted has written and delivered some very clever rhymes, but for those of you who are rapping to background tracks its definitely easier than you guys might think to put a very clear background track behind your vocals.
I use a
First thing you need to do is download Audacity. You can do that HERE.
Secondly, jump onto youtube and search for "Rap Karaoke Track" or something like that. If you have a specific song in mind, just search for that on youtube, or any music site where you can listen to song on your computer.
Next, if you're using a PC doubleclick your speaker icon in the bottom righthand corner of your desktop to open your sound settings. Options>>Properties>>Recording (make sure Microphone, Line In, and "What You Hear" are all slected)>>OK. Check the "What You Hear" box. This will make it so that whatever sounds your'e hearing on your computer are what Audacity will record. If you don't have a PC, or you have Windows 7 or something try the steps on THIS page to do the same thing.
Finally, open Audacity and click Record. Then click play on the karaoke track that you want to rap to. Audacity will record that karaoke track in crystal clear audio.
When you want to put your vocals to it, just go back to your sound settings, uncheck "What You Hear" and check "Microphone" or "Line In" instead so it records from your microphone again. When you press record this time, it'll record your mic, but play back that karaoke track that you recorded first. I don't know about all other recording software, but Audacity seems to automatically record to another track. Some other software will overwrite that track you just recorded if you don't check the next track.
Again, I don't mean to criticize any of the entries so far, but in my case it only took 5 minutes to find a rap track and maybe a half hour to chop up/cut/paste the original song to fit my lyrical needs. From a finalized music production standpoint it just sounds so much better than recording while singing to a stereo or something, and its surprisingly easy to do.
Just thought I'd throw that out there in case anyone else wanted to record to a clear track, but just didn't know how.
Stratos
Banned deucer.
RAP ROUND ONE:
Pardon the misnomer, I'm really quite bright
They say I'm slow, but even I know who's getting their ass whooped tonight.
I've been around since Gen fucking One
And I can wall any shit you find that's under the sun
You're pitiful, you've got what, a base 50 defense?
You couldn't take a hit from a mon using Weak Stream of Piss.
Even if you were basic they wouldn't use you in LC
You've got as much competitive value as a Choice Banded Chansey
You wish you could see a single use in goddamn NU
But I make Terrakion my bitch and Landorus fish food
The only reason I'm not OU is because I'm too fucking boss
And if smogoners wanna run Skarm instead then well, that's their own loss
My movepool is a godsend unlike yours, which is shit.
Fire Blast or Ice Beam? How you wanna die, you little prick?
I fucking live in the water, but only you got Splash
That's GameFreak's way of saying "this mon's Attack is worth ass!"
Bitch! You're a faggy little flower umbrella
Cottonweed Pokemon? Ha! More like Happy Dick Smella.
Go jack off to some Machamp pics or whatever you do, you creep.
I'm so fly my bitch Shellder does the dirty work for me!
They say I'm slow, but even I know who's getting their ass whooped tonight.
I've been around since Gen fucking One
And I can wall any shit you find that's under the sun
You're pitiful, you've got what, a base 50 defense?
You couldn't take a hit from a mon using Weak Stream of Piss.
Even if you were basic they wouldn't use you in LC
You've got as much competitive value as a Choice Banded Chansey
You wish you could see a single use in goddamn NU
But I make Terrakion my bitch and Landorus fish food
The only reason I'm not OU is because I'm too fucking boss
And if smogoners wanna run Skarm instead then well, that's their own loss
My movepool is a godsend unlike yours, which is shit.
Fire Blast or Ice Beam? How you wanna die, you little prick?
I fucking live in the water, but only you got Splash
That's GameFreak's way of saying "this mon's Attack is worth ass!"
Bitch! You're a faggy little flower umbrella
Cottonweed Pokemon? Ha! More like Happy Dick Smella.
Go jack off to some Machamp pics or whatever you do, you creep.
I'm so fly my bitch Shellder does the dirty work for me!
recording to come, when i get time
RAP ROUND ONE
POKEMON: Heracross
VICTIM: Walrein
Background music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttSMscpYZ4
LYRICS:
Think you can beat me with something like that?
Well I'm gonna grind you with my close combat
Ice typing worst typing I've ever seen
Ma boss heracross is always the envy
Think that you can just toxic me
But wait! I've got an ability
Guts boost +1 it was meant to be
Finish you off quick with a blinding CC
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
Megahorn is just gonna pound
Earthquake is gonna bring you to the ground
Maybe you subbed but it doesn't matter
Stone edge is gonna leave you tatters
A walrus what? So really weak
My giant blue beetle gonna make you leak
Fighting vs ice is just common sense
Better hold on this is gonna be a mess
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
Hail is gone... Oh I'm glad
You be ragin, what? I think you are mad
Putting a Nu in UU is just plain bad
a whooper would do better and thats just sad
Forgot to mention that I might be scarfed
But is it a life orb? A choice band? Hurry up and start
Choose your move carefully or you will fail
Feels like a massacre so 'cross you be going to jail
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
If this was your idea of a good stall
Then I assure you, walrein was made to fall
Heracross be OP, he be standin tall
Ranked in the top of UU he be pwning all
So walrein only standing with 1 hp
Howd he survive that? It's a mystery
You switching to get away with nothing but moot
Wait what? I just called pursuit
Heracross is the boss of all ya newbs
A samurai of might and clad in blue
He beats up hail! Walruses too
So watch out stall and wall, he be comin for you!
Well I'm gonna grind you with my close combat
Ice typing worst typing I've ever seen
Ma boss heracross is always the envy
Think that you can just toxic me
But wait! I've got an ability
Guts boost +1 it was meant to be
Finish you off quick with a blinding CC
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
Megahorn is just gonna pound
Earthquake is gonna bring you to the ground
Maybe you subbed but it doesn't matter
Stone edge is gonna leave you tatters
A walrus what? So really weak
My giant blue beetle gonna make you leak
Fighting vs ice is just common sense
Better hold on this is gonna be a mess
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
Hail is gone... Oh I'm glad
You be ragin, what? I think you are mad
Putting a Nu in UU is just plain bad
a whooper would do better and thats just sad
Forgot to mention that I might be scarfed
But is it a life orb? A choice band? Hurry up and start
Choose your move carefully or you will fail
Feels like a massacre so 'cross you be going to jail
(chorus)
Might have caught me off guard with dat surf
But didn't you know? UU is ma turf
I forgot to mention that hail just got nerfed
So bring on the pain, this is gonna hurt!
If this was your idea of a good stall
Then I assure you, walrein was made to fall
Heracross be OP, he be standin tall
Ranked in the top of UU he be pwning all
So walrein only standing with 1 hp
Howd he survive that? It's a mystery
You switching to get away with nothing but moot
Wait what? I just called pursuit
Heracross is the boss of all ya newbs
A samurai of might and clad in blue
He beats up hail! Walruses too
So watch out stall and wall, he be comin for you!
+1
I would enjoy this much more with recordings. I understand some people might not be able to do them, but they're just so much more enjoyable to listen to, not to mention comprehend how the rap itself should go.
Liking all of what I've seen thus far though, recorded or not!