Yeah, MC Stallion repping Australia.
Smogon Rap Tournament
Round One
Drop the motherfucking beat!
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Been bossing Pokemon since the start of Gen 1.
Most dangerous threat, under the Sun.
Now this right here is for the Eggy-G's.
Egg Bombing, weed smoking, source of Vitamin C
Have a witness to talk to and confide.
About to dish out lyrical homicide.
Luxray, is that meant to be a tiger or a lion?
You're about as threatening as Family Guy's Brian.
Harvester of souls and the Eater of Dreams.
Exeggutor be chill like he was TM 13.
To be an OU regular there is no magic pill.
All you need is a hit of Chlorophyll.
I'm the king of the jungle, master brewer of Powders.
Enough strength to turn you into Arcanine chowder.
As you get slaughtered, no-one will hear you scream.
Fucked if your special defense can even take a SolarBeam.
With such a shitty movepool, fail to Intimidate.
Fight so one sided, like fistycuffs with Bill Gates.
Leftovers can out recover your Fire Fang.
Stop clogging up the PC's, Bill just rang.
Just a little bitty kitty, all Roar and no Spark.
TM list would be barren even with Tony Stark.
Can't begin to consider you my Rival
While I'm Harvesting your girl like I was working the Nile.
I don't even have to be part Psychic
To know this rap tore you up, like a Wailord's dick.
Fight me face to face, you don't even have the Guts.
Only in your Dream World, so hop off my coconuts.