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Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 1, Gotta Rap them all!
- Thread starter X5Dragon
- Start date
I drop bombs like specs Draco Meteor.
corpse VICTIM: Icepick/Beedrill
http://soundcloud.com/salthethief/jirachi-rap
EDIT: Thanks mattj. :>
http://soundcloud.com/salthethief/jirachi-rap
EDIT: Thanks mattj. :>
mattj
blatant Nintendo fanboy
I almost peed when I heard that clip in your rap. Excellent job!
This thread is amazing, good job to everyone who recorded so far. The Jirachi one was the best so far imo
I'm ready yo!
Victim: Luxray
Acapella: Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part Two
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/mc-stallion/exeggutor
Lyrics:
That was fun.
Victim: Luxray
Acapella: Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part Two
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/mc-stallion/exeggutor
Lyrics:
Yeah, MC Stallion repping Australia.
Smogon Rap Tournament
Round One
Drop the motherfucking beat!
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Been bossing Pokemon since the start of Gen 1.
Most dangerous threat, under the Sun.
Now this right here is for the Eggy-G's.
Egg Bombing, weed smoking, source of Vitamin C
Have a witness to talk to and confide.
About to dish out lyrical homicide.
Luxray, is that meant to be a tiger or a lion?
You're about as threatening as Family Guy's Brian.
Harvester of souls and the Eater of Dreams.
Exeggutor be chill like he was TM 13.
To be an OU regular there is no magic pill.
All you need is a hit of Chlorophyll.
I'm the king of the jungle, master brewer of Powders.
Enough strength to turn you into Arcanine chowder.
As you get slaughtered, no-one will hear you scream.
Fucked if your special defense can even take a SolarBeam.
With such a shitty movepool, fail to Intimidate.
Fight so one sided, like fistycuffs with Bill Gates.
Leftovers can out recover your Fire Fang.
Stop clogging up the PC's, Bill just rang.
Just a little bitty kitty, all Roar and no Spark.
TM list would be barren even with Tony Stark.
Can't begin to consider you my Rival
While I'm Harvesting your girl like I was working the Nile.
I don't even have to be part Psychic
To know this rap tore you up, like a Wailord's dick.
Fight me face to face, you don't even have the Guts.
Only in your Dream World, so hop off my coconuts.
Smogon Rap Tournament
Round One
Drop the motherfucking beat!
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Been bossing Pokemon since the start of Gen 1.
Most dangerous threat, under the Sun.
Now this right here is for the Eggy-G's.
Egg Bombing, weed smoking, source of Vitamin C
Have a witness to talk to and confide.
About to dish out lyrical homicide.
Luxray, is that meant to be a tiger or a lion?
You're about as threatening as Family Guy's Brian.
Harvester of souls and the Eater of Dreams.
Exeggutor be chill like he was TM 13.
To be an OU regular there is no magic pill.
All you need is a hit of Chlorophyll.
I'm the king of the jungle, master brewer of Powders.
Enough strength to turn you into Arcanine chowder.
As you get slaughtered, no-one will hear you scream.
Fucked if your special defense can even take a SolarBeam.
With such a shitty movepool, fail to Intimidate.
Fight so one sided, like fistycuffs with Bill Gates.
Leftovers can out recover your Fire Fang.
Stop clogging up the PC's, Bill just rang.
Just a little bitty kitty, all Roar and no Spark.
TM list would be barren even with Tony Stark.
Can't begin to consider you my Rival
While I'm Harvesting your girl like I was working the Nile.
I don't even have to be part Psychic
To know this rap tore you up, like a Wailord's dick.
Fight me face to face, you don't even have the Guts.
Only in your Dream World, so hop off my coconuts.
That was fun.
That was amazing.I'm ready yo!
Victim: Luxray
Acapella: Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part Two
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/mc-stallion/exeggutor
Lyrics:
Yeah, MC Stallion repping Australia.
Smogon Rap Tournament
Round One
Drop the motherfucking beat!
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Everybody from the forum: a
Put your middle fingers up and shout "Fuck Luxray"
Been bossing Pokemon since the start of Gen 1.
Most dangerous threat, under the Sun.
Now this right here is for the Eggy-G's.
Egg Bombing, weed smoking, source of Vitamin C
Have a witness to talk to and confide.
About to dish out lyrical homicide.
Luxray, is that meant to be a tiger or a lion?
You're about as threatening as Family Guy's Brian.
Harvester of souls and the Eater of Dreams.
Exeggutor be chill like he was TM 13.
To be an OU regular there is no magic pill.
All you need is a hit of Chlorophyll.
I'm the king of the jungle, master brewer of Powders.
Enough strength to turn you into Arcanine chowder.
As you get slaughtered, no-one will hear you scream.
Fucked if your special defense can even take a SolarBeam.
With such a shitty movepool, fail to Intimidate.
Fight so one sided, like fistycuffs with Bill Gates.
Leftovers can out recover your Fire Fang.
Stop clogging up the PC's, Bill just rang.
Just a little bitty kitty, all Roar and no Spark.
TM list would be barren even with Tony Stark.
Can't begin to consider you my Rival
While I'm Harvesting your girl like I was working the Nile.
I don't even have to be part Psychic
To know this rap tore you up, like a Wailord's dick.
Fight me face to face, you don't even have the Guts.
Only in your Dream World, so hop off my coconuts.
That was fun.
Shook Ones Part 2: Classic battle track
Move over for the Karp! (Gangsta artwork from some guy on deviantart: ~Silver-Eyed-Angel)
Recording: http://soundcloud.com/corkscrew129/magikarp-vs-garchomp
Victim: Garchomp
Beat: Looped sample of this song
Lyrics:
Yo. You began in gen 4 in a land called sinnoh
But I’m a veteran, been around since kanto
You’re new to this game I’ll show you how it’s done
This is a battle I’ve already won
You hide behind your substitute praying for a miss
A tactic for pussies, stop taking the piss
You got the guts to call yourself dragon type?
Prove it nigga, grow some balls and fight
Think you’re so tough ‘cos you got banned from OU
Well me and my homies got banned way before you
Nobody could handle swift swim
Add drizzle to the mix, it was an auto-win
Mate, give up now, I’m not losing to a land shark
I’m king of the seas: Magikarp!
Whatcha gonna do? Use sand veil hax?
Prepared to get wrecked by some beastly attacks
When I’m in a battle, first up is Tackle
To beat that you’ll need something magical
Next up is Flail, more force than a gale
I’m a fish stronger than a motherfuckin’ whale
Now it’s time for bounce, gonna jump sky high
Who cares if you’re ground type, you’re getting paralyzed
If you think you can beat me, then you thought too fast
You’re forgetting my secret weapon;
Splash!
But I’m a veteran, been around since kanto
You’re new to this game I’ll show you how it’s done
This is a battle I’ve already won
You hide behind your substitute praying for a miss
A tactic for pussies, stop taking the piss
You got the guts to call yourself dragon type?
Prove it nigga, grow some balls and fight
Think you’re so tough ‘cos you got banned from OU
Well me and my homies got banned way before you
Nobody could handle swift swim
Add drizzle to the mix, it was an auto-win
Mate, give up now, I’m not losing to a land shark
I’m king of the seas: Magikarp!
Whatcha gonna do? Use sand veil hax?
Prepared to get wrecked by some beastly attacks
When I’m in a battle, first up is Tackle
To beat that you’ll need something magical
Next up is Flail, more force than a gale
I’m a fish stronger than a motherfuckin’ whale
Now it’s time for bounce, gonna jump sky high
Who cares if you’re ground type, you’re getting paralyzed
If you think you can beat me, then you thought too fast
You’re forgetting my secret weapon;
Splash!
mattj
blatant Nintendo fanboy
So far we've blown the competition away. They're too amazed to reply.
Oh and X5Dragon, you forgot to link my rap in the OP.
You did so very good considering your source matarial. Great job. And great pic too. Did you mock that up yourself?
Oh and X5Dragon, you forgot to link my rap in the OP.
No mattj, I just googled Gangsta Magikarp and that was the first pic. I take no credit for it.
Cheers for the compliments though ^_^
edit: mattj, I didn't even realise your Thugtrio picture was a link. That's probably why X5Dragon didn't link it, it wasn't very clear. Haven't listened to it though, it's definitely one of my favourites so far.
Cheers for the compliments though ^_^
edit: mattj, I didn't even realise your Thugtrio picture was a link. That's probably why X5Dragon didn't link it, it wasn't very clear. Haven't listened to it though, it's definitely one of my favourites so far.
I intend to finally swallow my last sliver of pride and talk aside a beat about a terrible and overhyped pokemon to nobody in my bedroom tomorrow. Sorry Macle if that presses you fer time, but I kinda need more for myself to record with this completely shitty microphone so that I can get at least something fucking audible.
Your pokemon with unarguably better typing, stats, and most likely also movepool is going the fuck down.
Your pokemon with unarguably better typing, stats, and most likely also movepool is going the fuck down.
Neither did I. You've got some beast rhythm now that I've listened to it.
same, that was well hidden. XD
all these raps are so great, hopefully we can see some responses soon
ok Ill write lyrics for thugceus destroyin every other legendary
its a WIP lol
Ok
so im gonna, voice my opinion
its gonna be interesting, to hear my thoughts about you guys
gonna be sick
you guys ready?
lets go
So I'm sittin here on Spear Pillar dope as hell lookin down on yall
sittin like Mac Miller, such a thriller; Ya'll nervous but on the surface you
look like you deserve what I'm about to show ya, you know it all bout to go down
like SHOWDOWN,
so im gonna, voice my opinion
its gonna be interesting, to hear my thoughts about you guys
gonna be sick
you guys ready?
lets go
So I'm sittin here on Spear Pillar dope as hell lookin down on yall
sittin like Mac Miller, such a thriller; Ya'll nervous but on the surface you
look like you deserve what I'm about to show ya, you know it all bout to go down
like SHOWDOWN,
its a WIP lol