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Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 1, Gotta Rap them all!
- Thread starter X5Dragon
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I scizor loses I'm taking him.
also:
also:
Hop up out my ball, swag
Protect for Speed Boost, swag
Swords Dance to up my attack, swag
Then I fuck your bitch, swag
If garchomp looses I'm taking him
If he wins I will rap for lucario
If he wins I will rap for lucario
I agree, I wanna vote soon!
VICTIM: Arcanine
SONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mT4Q_Sdsfk&feature=fvst
There seems to be an Arcanine who thinks he can match up to the dragon.
It's all up to you man.
Haxorus:
We're about to fuck some dogs up
Imma body K-9
Crush him like a shitty feline
Slam him with my Earthquake, because you know he can't take it
Rough him up with my awesome axe jaw, I'll outrage him and leave him awe
I'm throwing a base 147 Attack Outrage like its nothing, you can't handle if even if you know its coming
Look at you, you're trying to survive it, but you can't even comprehend shit.
You can't even compare, what are you going to do hit me with a Flare Blitz that can'e even kill earthenware
My dragon resistance makes your attack a negligible existence
In clashes I always win, i'll beat you every time and toss you in the bin
You can hit me with your best shot, living no matter what you've got
You can't even even compare, a joke like you that's never been in OU is nothing but flare
I was OU in the minute in I joined Pokemon, you've been rotting in UU like a shitty demon
You can try to pull off a weak intimidate, all you're really doing is starting to irritate
I don't even consider you a rival, try not die in front of my arrival
Even if you dream of flying like levator, i'll bring you down to earth and wreck with my mold breaker
An old Pokemon should just give up and stop being rash
In the end, you're nothing but trash.
Crush him like a shitty feline
Slam him with my Earthquake, because you know he can't take it
Rough him up with my awesome axe jaw, I'll outrage him and leave him awe
I'm throwing a base 147 Attack Outrage like its nothing, you can't handle if even if you know its coming
Look at you, you're trying to survive it, but you can't even comprehend shit.
You can't even compare, what are you going to do hit me with a Flare Blitz that can'e even kill earthenware
My dragon resistance makes your attack a negligible existence
In clashes I always win, i'll beat you every time and toss you in the bin
You can hit me with your best shot, living no matter what you've got
You can't even even compare, a joke like you that's never been in OU is nothing but flare
I was OU in the minute in I joined Pokemon, you've been rotting in UU like a shitty demon
You can try to pull off a weak intimidate, all you're really doing is starting to irritate
I don't even consider you a rival, try not die in front of my arrival
Even if you dream of flying like levator, i'll bring you down to earth and wreck with my mold breaker
An old Pokemon should just give up and stop being rash
In the end, you're nothing but trash.
that was amazing, also did you make the picture youself?
Man, a lot of new raps have been posted and I couldn't listen to any of them lol. OK, whats hapenning is that I don't come back to work until after 10 hours counting in transit, so I think 10 hours from this post and were calling it a day.
Where the voting will take place? I'll figure this out either in this thread or another so no biggie :P
Anyway, Ralts since karpman annouced he was dropping out you can take his pokemon and submit something, but the deadline is the same.
Capturing the opponents mon is intresting, but I'm not in favor of representing a pokemon you just thrashed, it doesnt make sense. Maybe at another tourney we can all sit and agree the rules before openning up the sign ups, in the meantime two pokemon is more than plenty.
The other dudes who haven't submitted anything, what is their status? Alright looking forward to hearing all the latest entries when I come back, peace!
EDIT: You cannot take pokemon that were already represented by someone else, whether they lost or not.
Where the voting will take place? I'll figure this out either in this thread or another so no biggie :P
Anyway, Ralts since karpman annouced he was dropping out you can take his pokemon and submit something, but the deadline is the same.
Capturing the opponents mon is intresting, but I'm not in favor of representing a pokemon you just thrashed, it doesnt make sense. Maybe at another tourney we can all sit and agree the rules before openning up the sign ups, in the meantime two pokemon is more than plenty.
The other dudes who haven't submitted anything, what is their status? Alright looking forward to hearing all the latest entries when I come back, peace!
EDIT: You cannot take pokemon that were already represented by someone else, whether they lost or not.
I certainly agree with that, why would you diss it if you want to use it(and I am no way in hell going to use magikarp)? My Garchomp seems to be popular though, so I'm alright with people taking it regardless if I lose or win. keep in mind though, there's a reason my backup is weavile.
Also will the voting start tomorrow?
I know I intimidate, jus don't quiver or quake
I threw the first turn giving my wiimote a shake
I thought this was WarioWare with that snidely whipstache
Amazing the crap GameFreak pushes out when they want the cash
I worried Quad Suits would be the ammo for my doom
But I doubt even furries would wear a Haxorus costume
And that name just seems absurdly meta to me
If I know one thing about Smogon it's that hax is blasphemy
I almost felt guilty hearing my first opponent was 5th gen
But since I come from a game, I don't mind starting at the bottom then
It's a good thing too I'll be taking you out of this proceeding
Your one trump was that attack stat, a line you'd be repeating
And what is dragon resistence
at gamefreak's insistence
dragons be filling this
Pokemon business
I remember a time when a dragon was special, you know, my time?
Now dragons are so poorly represented it should be a hate crime
Dragonite was a fat fuck but you don't live up to it
You may call yourself Haxorus but you ain't got crit
I threw the first turn giving my wiimote a shake
I thought this was WarioWare with that snidely whipstache
Amazing the crap GameFreak pushes out when they want the cash
I worried Quad Suits would be the ammo for my doom
But I doubt even furries would wear a Haxorus costume
And that name just seems absurdly meta to me
If I know one thing about Smogon it's that hax is blasphemy
I almost felt guilty hearing my first opponent was 5th gen
But since I come from a game, I don't mind starting at the bottom then
It's a good thing too I'll be taking you out of this proceeding
Your one trump was that attack stat, a line you'd be repeating
And what is dragon resistence
at gamefreak's insistence
dragons be filling this
Pokemon business
I remember a time when a dragon was special, you know, my time?
Now dragons are so poorly represented it should be a hate crime
Dragonite was a fat fuck but you don't live up to it
You may call yourself Haxorus but you ain't got crit
I want to beatbox these myself in the future but I'm surprised I even got this in at all.
Here we go!
Representing: Heatran
Victim: Reuniclus
RAWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Representing: Heatran
Victim: Reuniclus
RAWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Heh. Just Reuniclus? What is this, a prank?
Why would I be challenged by someone I clearly outrank?
Kid, you’re a green floating squirrel who’s barely gone through mitosis
Once I’m through with you, you won’t even have a prognosis.
Because son, I destroy you in all parts of the game
I mean, come on Base 30 speed? Even I know that’s lame.
I’m a steel tank mother fucker; I’ll Flash you with my Fire
While you sit there in awe as your Focus Blast backfires.
How could even expect a small chance against me?
They trapped me in a Volcano because I’m so beast!
Well, I wasn’t expecting much from a puny zygote,
But I’ll sit comfortably here with you as a nice Overcoat!
Why would I be challenged by someone I clearly outrank?
Kid, you’re a green floating squirrel who’s barely gone through mitosis
Once I’m through with you, you won’t even have a prognosis.
Because son, I destroy you in all parts of the game
I mean, come on Base 30 speed? Even I know that’s lame.
I’m a steel tank mother fucker; I’ll Flash you with my Fire
While you sit there in awe as your Focus Blast backfires.
How could even expect a small chance against me?
They trapped me in a Volcano because I’m so beast!
Well, I wasn’t expecting much from a puny zygote,
But I’ll sit comfortably here with you as a nice Overcoat!
MC: Walrein
Victim: Heracross
Background track: me beatboxing really badly
here it is
Alright everybody
All the ice types in the house putcha hands up
I'm so fresh I do my own beats
alright
here we go now
Walrein here and let me start this wreck
By pointing out the massive dildo sticking out of your head
While you're sittin in trees sucking honey
I'm chillin with the e4 and rollin in the money
You really think a beetle beats a walrus in strength?
If you're a greek warrior, I'm a SHERMAN FUCKING TANK
Insect or deadly mammal - there's no comparison
The only Beatle you're emulating is George Harrison
Oh sure, hail got nerfed - you think that phazes me?
The only phazing here is comin from my roars, you see
When people see me, they ragequit - more than i can say for you
Especially since you got booted from OU
I'm the tankiest motherfucker the low tiers ever had
If a bird shits on you, you die - that's really fucking sad
Set up my sub, protect, toxic under hail
One measly attack, and suddenly you've gotta bail
I redefined weather stall like nobody else
You can't win without fucking burning yourself
You may have type advantage, but here's the sitch:
I'm king of the north, you're Ash Ketchum's BITCH.
Walrein OUT
All the ice types in the house putcha hands up
I'm so fresh I do my own beats
alright
here we go now
Walrein here and let me start this wreck
By pointing out the massive dildo sticking out of your head
While you're sittin in trees sucking honey
I'm chillin with the e4 and rollin in the money
You really think a beetle beats a walrus in strength?
If you're a greek warrior, I'm a SHERMAN FUCKING TANK
Insect or deadly mammal - there's no comparison
The only Beatle you're emulating is George Harrison
Oh sure, hail got nerfed - you think that phazes me?
The only phazing here is comin from my roars, you see
When people see me, they ragequit - more than i can say for you
Especially since you got booted from OU
I'm the tankiest motherfucker the low tiers ever had
If a bird shits on you, you die - that's really fucking sad
Set up my sub, protect, toxic under hail
One measly attack, and suddenly you've gotta bail
I redefined weather stall like nobody else
You can't win without fucking burning yourself
You may have type advantage, but here's the sitch:
I'm king of the north, you're Ash Ketchum's BITCH.
Walrein OUT
Enjoy my annoying-ass voice, horrible rapping, and general whiteness.