Epic Pokemon Rap Battles R3: (Love ain't got a thing on my triple beam dreams!)

So now the hard part. I probably do this in reverse in that I decide my lyrics first and worry about a beat later. I'll see what I can come up with. Lyrics are done, now I just need to make them flow not horribly. Ah well, this experiment didn't work out.

Represent:
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Rap:
http://soundcloud.com/brian-kennedy-6/octillery-vs-dialga-rap-battle

Track: A lovely selection from EARTHBOUND.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYgWyWaLf5A

The echo effect was not intentional, but considering the opponent... I'll let it slide. If I get past this round I'll be lucky, lol.

Octillery vs. Dialga Rap.

Round 3...

It's time my niggas, to pull a Chrono Trigger!


Listen up Dialga it's time for a Soak
Cause without your Dragon STAB your attacks are a joke.
I heard the Roar of Time and it's calling out for me.
Winning this rap battle is my fated destiny!

If you used your Telepathy, you'd know the conclusion.
You're all washed up - experiencing time bastard's delusion.
How can you miss reality when it's right in front of your ugly face.
A Steel that's nuetral to Dragon? That's a terrible disgrace!

I see your flow of time and I raise you flow of water.
I'll Scald with burns on the way to the slaughter
Of a Time Cow, yeah, Miltank want its concept back.
You can drop the Power Armor and the tough Dragon act.
Cause when I drag you to the depths and put you under Pressure
I can Bullet Seed and gun you down at the pace of my own leasure.
I treasure, my pride in equal measure -
they put me in your tier just cause my attitude's a pleasure.

When you need the job done, the artillery is what you call.
You need all your weapons when you have to win it all.
I can Blast I can Wave I can do it while I'm Beaming
you better keep up cause my rhymes are time streaming
together, I can also change the weather, Fire Blasting
in the Sun, Water Spouting in the Rain, and any time it's Hailing?
My Blizzard's never failing.

You want to continue? No need to be so Chrono Cross.
You're certainly a character, but you missed your albatross.
You weren't badass enough so they made you Primal in PMD.
It's a rare idiot indeed that can't learn history from time infinity.

And so we reach Event Horizon with the battle in decline.
No need to end with flair, cause this battle was always mine.
Oh wait!
One last note - one last line
You should have seen this coming:
better luck next time!
 
im having some real trouble finding time to record, worst case scenario, thursday at the latest, but hopefully tuesday?
 
My cousins are here for a couple of days and I don't plan on recording while they are here to hear. I'm almost done with lyrics, however, and hopefully will meet the deadline.
 
gibble said:
like your background singing croney
thats
my
FREAKING
WIFE!!
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IT IS SO ON BRO














nah just kidding that was a great rap
you have great rhythm and i used to watch Unsolved Mysteries when I was a kid so that was a great beat
since all this easter visiting is finally over, i've almost penned the last verse
i'll have mine up soon
best of luck!
 
I thank MLaRF for writing his lyrics

Hey why does Deck keep advancing are we doing this just to hear his white boy raps?

Ult that was tight and all but I think I heard more of Sal in that entry than you, did you guys mix up the submissions or something?
 
I thank MLaRF for writing his lyrics

Hey why does Deck keep advancing are we doing this just to hear his white boy raps?

Ult that was tight and all but I think I heard more of Sal in that entry than you, did you guys mix up the submissions or something?

Primarily because without the Techno Syncopation in the background, much of the genre is a temper tantrum against mommy, ex-girlfriends, and a loosely defined concept of "The Man" keeping you down - all sung with the aid of a voice synthesizer. In any case I get my inspiration from Epic Rap Battles of History, which pretty much *is* "white boy raps."

Though the actual reason is that my opponent was fairly lazy in R1 and chickened out in R2, lol.
 
I thank MLaRF for writing his lyrics

What am I even being thanked for? I'm pretty sure everyone writes their lyrics possibly.

deck knight said:
In any case I get my inspiration from Epic Rap Battles of History, which pretty much *is* "white boy raps."

What I think you're implying with that statement is a lot funnier (albeit more offensive) than what you probably are implying.
 
Yo yo we got some hot new disses in da house:


Octitrolly:


If you used your Telepathy, you'd know the conclusion.
You're all washed up - experiencing time bastard's delusion.
How can you miss reality when it's right in front of your ugly face.
A Steel that's nuetral to Dragon? That's a terrible disgrace!


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Flygone:

Only thing you good for is gettin' me to perfection
And once they see me, all you'll face is rejection
Four moves? You're neither brains nor brawn
Don't test me, kid, I'm so fly I'm gone

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Gible:

snorlax, you fat ass, you can't get out of bed
can't be sure if you're awake or you're lyin there dead

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Crustle

Sand storm, Stealth rocks, and outrage fatiguee
Can't you just accept that this crab is out of your league?
Because only in your dreams my armor is gonna be weak
And you'll have the moxie to take me you axe winged freak

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Keeping them short and sweet, I'm assuming their opponents are readying their reply as I post this! Keep in mind we have 3 days left, try your best to keep on time and GL.
 
Salamance ain't sparing no love!

I’m the true Dragonborn, you’re an Anorith wannabe
You in the OU? HAH! Now THAT’s comedy!
Every day them lady 'mons be in my bedroom nude
I doubt you could even get a date with Geodude


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Alright guys I'm done with mine, hope you like it!


(next post :)
 
I was kind of hoping Fisdunction was going to rap first seeing as I'm 800 km away from home with no computer access, haven't rapped second yet and it'd help with my story ._. If he doesnt record in the next day or so, seeing as I'll be back home I'll post something of mine!
 
I was kind of hoping Fisdunction was going to rap first seeing as I'm 800 km away from home with no computer access, haven't rapped second yet and it'd help with my story ._. If he doesnt record in the next day or so, seeing as I'll be back home I'll post something of mine!

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I'm 800 km away from home with no computer access, haven't rapped second yet and it'd help with my story ._.

Uhh... isn't 800 km only like a mile or two? I don't see why you can't just drive or even walk really quick. That's not a very good reason for not recording.
 
Uhh... isn't 800 km only like a mile or two? I don't see why you can't just drive or even walk really quick. That's not a very good reason for not recording.

Um... I believe 497.096 miles would be a tad more accurate.

You must be thinking of 800 m, which is roughly half a mile.
 
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