Colonel M
I COULD BE BORED!
CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Neviriru: subtatute is gay
TEAM AT A GLANCE
Neviriru: subtatute is gay
TEAM AT A GLANCE
Hello everyone, and welcome to my first BW2 OU RMT! I've been playing for the past... I would say 2-3 weeks (it really hasn't been that long), and I must say the metagame is quite different from what I remember way back when I played BW1. Granted, the new Therian formes have been released and move tutors have shown their presence, but I do quite enjoy the metagame for the most part. Today's RMT is a little different from a lot of RMTs because it holds a Pokemon that many would question why the fuck I would use it and a Pokemon that has, for some reason, been placed in the shadows when it comes to team building. Hopefully with this RMT people will realize the menacing threat Gyarados still is despite Rotom-W, Ferrothorn, and other nasty Pokemon's appearances.
The first Pokemon to start with was obviously Gyarados. How I actually came across it was funny - I was playing around with a Conkeldurr team PKGaming and I made, and for the last slot we decided to run SubDD Gyarados. Despite being on a sand team, it usually wrecked more than Conkeldurr could, which was rather unusual to me (then again Conkeldurr's presence has been shadowed due to the new threats in general). I decided that I would take the reigns of trying out a full-fledged team supporting Gyarados.
This is where Politoed comes into the action. Granted, there are many sets I can choose from when it comes to this, but I decided that Scarf might be the best route for Gyarados. It could at least revenge kill threats such as Tornadus-T and Thundurus-T while being able to hit Pokemon that don't resist Water hard with STAB Hydro Pump in the rain. The rain is the biggest boon for Gyarados, as it helps make Waterfall all the more threatening to the opponent.
Having faced Tornadus-T in a couple of matches and knowing how awesome STAB Flying was before even using this set, I decided to slap Tornadus-T into the team. It actually has some interesting synergy with Gyarados because it stomps most Grass-types and a couple of faster threats such as Alakazam and Starmie into the ground. Furthermore, having U-turn for synergy and Superpower to troll Blissey and Tyranitar made it all the more appealing to me. Outspeeding Tyranitar, whether Scarf or not, is also significant.
Latias was next on my list, and for many good reasons. For one, she was able to take some of the more threatening attacks that were commonly faced against Politoed, Tornadus-T, and Gyarados. In particular to this, it would be Thunders and Thunderbolts. Furthermore, its typing provides awesome defensive synergy alongside many Pokemon, and its natural bulk was awesome. I decided that I still could use a little extra raw power to help Latias purge through some of the bulky Water-types, so slotting in Thunder was a good choice. Being Pursuit-bait isn't terrible, either, since it gives way to a free Substitute and possible Dragon Dance for Gyarados.
As bog standard as Scizor is (despite being one of my favorite Pokemon), it seemed like glue to this team. Scizor provides multitude of tasks that can only be delivered by Scizor itself. For one, it is probably my best answer to Ferrothorn. This alone makes me consider Scizor a primary Pokemon to use. For another, STAB U-turn is pretty significant to help aid predictions and switch-ins for my Pokemon. Bullet Punch nukes a lot of the frail sweepers with Pursuit being a key player against the Lati twins and Gengars that aren't SubDisable. In general - Scizor was a pivotal Pokemon both offensively and defensively, just like Latias.
Of course the only thing missing was Stealth Rock, at least it seemed. Being weak to Jolteon also kind of sucked, since it can be a menace on Rain teams. Mamoswine seemed like a good slot-in at the time since it could do both. Furthermore, it made revenge killing Dragons easy as sin and using Icicle Spear to beat Gliscor was hilarious as hell. Eventually, though, I found Mamoswine's mediocre bulk and some of its nasty weaknesses to be a major detriment to my team. Furthermore, my only reliable "counter" to Starmie was Latias, and she didn't particularly care for Ice Beams.
I remember joking around that I wanted Gastrodon on the team... until it couldn't learn Stealth Rock. So I looked at my options that could take Starmie, Jolteon, and lay Stealth Rock at the same time. The results? Well as funny as it sounds... it was Seismitoad. Yeah. Go fucking figure that one out. Even I barely can.
But it really did fit pretty well. For one thing, it trolled SubCM Jirachi - another threat I was weak to. For another, it also could check Metagross and was a safe switch-in to CM Raikou (granted Aura Sphere / HP Grass is a possibility and can hurt) and could take Thunders like a champ. Rotom-W was also less of a pain with this thing added.
IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS
Bastian (Politoed) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Focus Blast
- Scald / Perish Song / Sleep Talk
Bastian (Politoed) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Focus Blast
- Scald / Perish Song / Sleep Talk
Geoffrey
Today's the happy day the princess returns, yet the goddess sees fit to bring rain...
Bastian
Calm rain is like a kiss upon the face. A scent and feel unparalleled in kind. Reunions in the rain are most heartfelt.
Ah, Bastian. My weather. My Shakespeare. My frog. My friend. And, much like Bastian - sometimes crippling. Politoed is a rich noble because he obtained what is often seen the most absurd ability that almost any Water-type Pokemon could dream of - Drizzle. Drizzle is the crux of my entire team, and whether that is fortunate or not is another isshu.
Aside from summoning rain, Politoed's job is to wash up Pokemon that are normally faster than Gyarados with STAB Hydro Pump or STAB Scald in the rain. Scald's purpose is to (hopefully) catch Ferrothorn switch-ins and burn them in the process. Focus Blast is a necessary evil to knock out Hydreigon as well as catching Tyranitar on the switch. Ice Beam is useful for non-Scarf Salamence, +1 Adamant Dragonite, and Breloom if it hasn't set up Swords Dance.
Scald's slot has been the most tossed option in this entire team, though Focus Blast could also be argued in the same vein. Perish Song seems like something I could use. I find that SmashPass is annoying as sin to face, and Perish Song at least puts a minor stop to it (though in most cases people are stupid and lead with it). Furthermore, being able to cripple last minute Cursers such as Quagsire and Umbreon have made this option even more of a reason to consider. Sleep Talk seems odd, but I usually will throw in Politoed to take the Spore if Politoed's services aren't deemed that necessary.
POSSIBLE CONSIDERATIONS
Aside from what's been mentioned above, I have thought a little bit about going to Specs or even Defensive Politoed. I think Scarf is kind of necessary, though, despite being a point slower than Jolteon. Hidden Power Electric also could be useful to stop +1 Gyarados.
Wendy (Seismitoad) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Def / 172 SDef
Sassy Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Scald
- Toxic
Asthor: Whoo, scary... You're even more serious than your brother. And you're even built like him. What a shame for a girl of your age to be so f-
Wendy: I'm not fat! This is my armor!
A fitting name for a fitting Pokemon. Most people look at Wendy and think that anyone using her is a complete joke. Well, the same goes with Seismitoad. The differences between the two? Seismitoad isn't as dead-weight as Wendy is in FE6. I still can't believe dumbfucks use her - 4-5 Mov unit that has shitty bases and mediocre growths? COME THE HELL ON!
Seismitoad seemed like a joke to me at first, too. I figured, "damn it, I really don't want to add it in". After getting thrashed by CM Jirachi 3 times on Aunt Dora, I decided that it was time to give it a try. At first, I wanted Gastrodon. Access to Recover, having STAB Earthquake, and Scald to just be that much more annoying. Unfortunately, Gastrodon lacked one thing I needed that Mamoswine kind of provided - Stealth Rock. With Seismitoad's immunity to Water-type attacks like Gastrodon as well as access to Stealth Rock, it just screamed more reason to be used.
What's really nice about Seismitoad is that it scares spinners. No, seriously, think about it for a moment. You have Donphan and Forretress who hate repeated Scalds. You have Starmie which usually can't do jack shit to Seismitoad unless it has Psyshock or Grass Knot, which are rare. By the way, the Def EVs are to prevent Seismitoad from being 3HKOed by Life Orb Psyshock. Scary, isn't it? Finally, you have Tentacruel which rarely carry Toxic and can't take too many repeated Earthquakes. For an added bonus, Scald can 2HKO Skarmory in the rain provided that burn comes into play and Scald burning Ferrothorn is an easy way to get Gyarados into SubDD Rampage Mode.
Furthermore, it is an interesting way to lure in bulky Water-types because of its "capabilities". Everyone seems to want to get at it and use Toxic on Seismitoad. But hey, that's fine by me since I want to intoxicate Bulky Waters myself. Crippling Vaporeon and Politoed are two big things, too, because they are two Pokemon that can threaten Gyarados's rampage.
It may not be the most "effective" teammate, per se, but it really fills the needs that this team would suffer from otherwise. Having an Electric- and Water-type immunity is huge. Rock resist is another big one.
POSSIBLE CONSIDERATIONS
Honestly, there isn't much that can be done without possibly revamping the team a lot. Seismitoad provides a lot of things that the team requires, such as Stealth Rock and stops to certain threatening Pokemon, and using Gastrodon in place of Seismitoad leaves me without Stealth Rock or possibly swapping a teammate out for it. Trust me when I say - if Gastrodon could learn it, or fuck if Swampert had a Water immunity, I would rather use them. Still, for what Seismitoad provides... it's good.
Niime (Latias) @ Life Orb
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Surf
- Recover
- Thunder
Hugh: You're kidding! My good looks couldn't have come from your wrinkled old face.
Niime: I was a stunning beauty when I was your age. I would date men like you and dump them after they had spent all of their money on me.
Niime practically sacrificed her entire life to devote herself to Dark Magic. As for Latias, she's kind of sacrificing her life to... well hit harder. The main catch is, though, is that she can Recover the damage and keep the flow going.
Now I know what you're thinking. The first thing is "why max HP Latias and not max SpA?" For one thing, using max SpA makes Latias look like a much weaker, yet slightly bulkier Latios. For example, Latias takes 61.25 - 71.52% from LO Starmie's Ice Beam. Latios takes 69.86 - 81.78%. Now that's roughly a 10% difference on the SpD side. Now, instead of maximizing SpA, let's maximize HP. 50.82 - 59.34%. While that is definitely a 2HKO, that is a difference of roughly 10% increase in taking special attacks from min HP Latias. As for Latios, that's roughly a 20% increase.
So why Life Orb?
The next thing is needing power. Let's face it - while 110 SpA is by no means "bad", maximizing HP and using Leftovers makes Latias kind of a pushover in some cases. With Life Orb, Latias may take an extra 10% of health per turn, but she's going to dent or kill a lot of things in return. For example, a lot of people love switching Scizor into Latias. Surf in the rain 2HKOes Scizor with Life Orb. Unless Brelooms go Careful again nowadays, its OHKOed by Draco Meteor. Let's also recall that Latias has access to Recover, which, combined with Latias's bulk, makes Life Orb's recoil a little less intimidating.
So we have Draco Meteor, Surf, and Recover. So now comes the oddball - Thunder. Thunder may seem like the weird choice out of the set, but it's something that is necessary for the team. Let's recall what bulky Water-types trouble Gyarados. We can eliminate Tentacruel (though SubToxic sucks), Gastrodon that hasn't received a Storm Drain boost, Jellicent, and Milotic from the list since they're usually setup bait for Gyarados. This leaves Slowbro with Psychic or Psyshock, Vaporeon, and Politoed as the prime suspects of being able to rattle SubDD Gyarados's sweep. Now recall that we also have Seisimtoad who is likely intoxicating these Pokemon to help Gyarados and Latias's jobs. Thunder does 75.12 - 88.32% to Slowbro, Vaporeon and Suicune take over 50%, and Politoed takes 63-75%. The unfortunate news? Lack of Psyshock can get annoying against Calm Mind Keldeo and Virizion as well as Ninetales, who Latias can sort of manage without relying on the weather.
POSSIBLE CONSIDERATIONS
A lot, actually.
Latias is pretty great in practice, but I always ask myself "should I go back to Calm Mind variants or use Latios instead despite the loss of bulk?" Part of me honestly thinks that this Latias is probably the best for the team, though, so I doubt that I would change it. Though I do have to say - the damage on CroCune is disappointing as hell - probably another good reason to put Perish Song on Politoed.
Levin (Tornadus-Therian) @ Life Orb
Trait: Regenerator
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature
- Hurricane
- Superpower
- U-turn
- Taunt
Lahna:
I'll be fine, Levin.
You, as a descendant of the Wind Crusader, must guide the world onto the proper path.
I believe the time has come for me to entrust you with the Sacred Wind Tome, Holsety.
Here you go. It's yours now.
Levin:
So this is our family's Book of Holsety! Eraagh... What power! Where's this heat coming from?
Lahna:
Levin, please remember the Wind Crusader flows like a cool breeze guiding all living beings to the path of peace.
His way is never to be confused with violence.
Levin:
Yes, I understand now. That is the only way I could hope to live my life.
Lahna:
Hmm... You are without a doubt a child of the wind.
Levin, you need to get going. Take care and use sound judgement out there.
Levin the Tornadus-Therian. See, Tornadus was kind of just Levin without Holsety. Therian is what happens when Holsety is handed to Tornadus - he becomes faster and still hits like a truck.
Honestly, I remember way back in Generation 4 how I thought STAB Flying was awesome. Hell, it was even an awesome thing for Ubers - just look at Ho-oh and what Brave Bird could do! A lot of people underrate it as a STAB, and they did for quite a while in Generation 5 up until around Thundurus's ban. And yet, even though Thundurus-T exists, Tornadus-T has shown the world just how menacing STAB Hurricane alone is, and just how trolly 121 base Speed is. In short - Tornadus-T is fucking awesome.
While Gyarados's main issues involve Ferrothorn, Tyranitar is a big enough threat to the team to invoke a problem with its Sandstream. This makes Superpower look very appealing. Remember what was mentioned earlier in the RMT - it outspeeds even Scarf Tyranitar, so that leaves Chople Tyranitar as probably the only stop for it. Being able to troll Chansey and Blissey is also a huge advantage. U-turn should be obvious - it's a great way to scout and it eases prediction.
Taunt is very interesting on Tornadus-T, and something that I find underrated on it as well. I often look to Tornadus-T to lead the team; especially when Mew is around. Being able to Taunt and stop menacing things such as Baton Pass chains alone is pretty big. Stealth Rock, Thunder Wave, Spikes, and Toxic Spikes are also halted with it. Chansey and Blissey hate it the most. For an added bonus, I almost don't care if Tornadus-T takes a hit - so long as SR isn't up yet, Tornadus-T can recover some of the health lost, and possibly then some.
Tornadus-T's job is simple - put some dents on the opponents team, scout a little bit, and maybe Taunt to fuck things up. Tornadus-T is one fun Pokemon to use in the rain.
Brighton (Scizor) @ Choice Band
Trait: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spd
Adamant Nature
- U-turn
- Bullet Punch
- Superpower
- Pursuit
Mekkah's Review on Brighton:
Brighton's bases are mediocre, his growths are mediocre, his only support partner is mediocre, his face is medio...oh, he has Wrath? Stop the presses.
Seriously, look at what they did. They gave Wrath to a unit whose forte is defense, but whose main problem is offense, and they make him join as early as Ch4. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to hype the hell out of this one.
Brighton's access to Wrath and Scizor's access to Bullet Punch is a pretty common trait that is shared between them. Furthermore, Scizor and Brighton are durable fuckers, and U-turn acts like Canto for Brighton. As for Pursuit being paired with Brighton, think if Wrath + Ambush was available on Brighton. You get Scizor in general.
Scizor is pretty much a utility Pokemon that can harm things all-in-one. Being able to take some of the most menacing Pokemon such as Dragon-types with its typing and access to Bullet Punch alone is a huge feat that most Pokemon are unable to brag about. U-turn being able to leave dents on Pokemon that switch into Scizor or stay in on Scizor is also a great thing to have. Let's not forget how I mentioned that Scizor is a good switch-in to Ferrothorn, too, and can slam it hard with Superpower. In general, Scizor is just a great Pokemon for me to have on the team, and being able to check a lot of offensive threats such as Terrakion and Virizion is just another huge plus for it to stay.
POSSIBLE CONSIDERATIONS
Uh...
...Can't really think of one aside from maybe trying Genesect? Then again, Bullet Punch is kind of a lifesaver. Pursuit is great too for Lati twins if Magnezone and Magneton aren't around.
Haar (Gyarados) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 176 HP / 120 Atk / 212 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Bounce
- Substitute
A Support
Makalov: Oh, there you are! Hey, Haar!
Haar: Zzzzzzzz...
Makalov: HAAR!!! Wake up! Oh, no! Look! Here comes General Ike!
Haar: Zzzzzzzz...
Makalov: Nothing will wake him up! He has a lot of guts sleeping before a battle like this. You have to respect that! Even debt collectors would be intimidated... I need to be more like him! Then I'll never have to pay anyone back! All right! I need to get training! The first thing I need to learn is how to sleep anywhere.... Zzzzzz...
Haar: ...Quiet down! Who's interrupting my nap?!
Makalov: ...Zzzzzz... Phew... Grrrr... I was wrong... Sorry, Marcia! ...Zzzzzz...
Haar: ...
Makalov: Let me...zzzz...borrow some money...zzz...
Haar: Look at him, sleeping before a big battle. It's a miracle he's survived in his state. He must be really lucky. I hope he pulls through!
Finally, the finishing touch for the team. The threat that is seen as durable, fast, and as powerful as none other than the man who took FE10 and snapped it in half with flight to boot - Gyarados. This thing holds a lot of the reason why I was able to take teams and decimate them to pieces and take situations that would seem like doom and gloom and tilt the scales in my favor. Gyarados, the threat that is oft overlooked. Especially by shitty users like Eo.
(I'm just kidding Eo. But seriously stop using Amoonguss.)
So why use the Bulky Gyarados EV spread? Let's think about this for a moment - the goal with Gyarados is obviously obtaining as many Dragon Dances and sweeping. With using Substitute, we want to be able to take two hits minimum so Gyarados can use Dragon Dance on the one turn the Substitute is still up. Let's look at this calculation:
Jellicent Shadow Ball - 20.26 - 24%
Now with the old EV spread:
Jellicent Shadow Ball - 22.02 - 26.08%
While that may not seem like a huge difference, being able to guarantee a Substitute staying up (barring a critical hit) is more than significant enough reason to use it.
Bounce is chosen as the last attack. Yes, this does make Gyarados a little bit liable to some tactics such as Protect and Substitute. Still, we can cover many of those threats with the power of Toxic from Seismitoad, Thunder from Latias, and Hurricanes from Tornadus-T.
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And that's the team. Thank you very much for taking the time out of your life to rate this team (or bash it I guess...). Hopefully people will see how threatening Gyarados can be in the wrong places of opportunity.
IMPORTABLE VERSION
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Bastian (Politoed) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Focus Blast
- Scald
Wendy (Seismitoad) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Def / 172 SDef
Sassy Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Scald
- Toxic
Niime (Latias) @ Life Orb
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Surf
- Recover
- Thunder
Levin (Tornadus-Therian) @ Life Orb
Trait: Regenerator
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Naive Nature
- Hurricane
- Superpower
- U-turn
- Taunt
Brighton (Scizor) @ Choice Band
Trait: Technician
EVs: 220 HP / 252 Atk / 36 Spd
Adamant Nature
- U-turn
- Bullet Punch
- Superpower
- Pursuit
Haar (Gyarados) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 176 HP / 120 Atk / 212 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Bounce
- Substitute