Write a Story in 140 Characters

The Cicada

Oct 22, 2012

• #26

Once upon a time, thecicada was born. The internet was never the same. The end.

 

dice

Oct 22, 2012

• #27

gurl waek up n eat hur fvrit brakfst raizn brn
gurl ch0ke n dry grpe
gurl tri 2 scrm bt sh3 cnt tlk bcez gr4pe
gurl fol...
she ded

xx LIKE DIS IF U CRI EVERYTIM xx

 

RODAN

Banned deucer.

Oct 22, 2012

• #28

one time i took pwnemon and byrne to the vet, he said they had to be put down

a parade was hosted the next day

gengan was also strangely absent

 

Eagle4

Oct 22, 2012

• #29

oh my god Rodan didn't actually lock one of my threads!

touchwood.

EDIT: Maybe that's because Rodan isn't a moderator.

 

RODAN

Banned deucer.

Oct 22, 2012

• #30

modan

 

His Eminence Lord Poppington II

proverb:the fish who eats most dies still too

Oct 22, 2012

• #31

No doorman at the gates of hell, fear simmers to a boil. Fervent fever and apoplexy worm their way. I don't believe in this.

 

Eagle4

Oct 22, 2012

• #32

Popy trys too be meanningfull. He yuses big wurds. Wat a nurd.

 

The Requiem

Oct 22, 2012

• #33

He found himself surrounded by empty coffee cups and cigarette butts, stressed beyond his own imagination. His phone rings.

"This is dog."

 

Zacchaeus

Oct 22, 2012

• #34

Eagle4 posts like 20 times in his own thread, responding to practically every new reply. He is new, but should learn from my flashback

 

TheValkyries

proudly reppin' 2 superbowl wins since DEFLATEGATE

Oct 22, 2012

• #35

I don't think I have the creativity to come up with a story that has 140 characters. I can maybe make 10 characters, but that's pushing it.

 

Arch

Oct 22, 2012

• #36

Zacchaeus attempts to show maturity. Instead showcases his apparent lack of complexity.

#oooooooh

 

Ampharos

tag walls, punch fascists

Oct 22, 2012

• #37

And on the sixth day, God said, "Let there be beer!"

And so it was.

And on the seventh day, God threw a fucking kickass party.

 

zorbees

Chwa for no reason!

Oct 22, 2012

• #38

You awake in a room with a weapon that can tear apart time and space. Later on, you find out that the cake is a lie. A sweet, tasty lie.

Alternate pathway:

You awake in a room with a weapon that can tear apart time and space. Unfortunately, the cake is a lie. Prepare to enter, The Scary Door.

 

Relados

fractactical genius

Oct 22, 2012

• #39

"So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded” THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"

 

Jebus McAzn

Oct 22, 2012

• #40

the last human on earth is alone in a room
there is a knock on the door

 

TrollFreak

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻

Oct 22, 2012

• #41

TrollFreak wants to get better at Pokemon. But No one wants to help him. So he killed everyone. The End

 

Thorns

Oct 22, 2012

• #42

this thread isn't really making me a happy camper

 

His Eminence Lord Poppington II

proverb:the fish who eats most dies still too

Oct 22, 2012

• #43

misspelling things ironically is so yesteryear

 

Tobes

Oct 22, 2012

• #44

Fuk u poopy

 

Tobes

Oct 22, 2012

• #45

(That last one wasn't a misspelling.)

 

The Cicada

Oct 22, 2012

• #46

The Cicada. The Cicada is a story. A success story.

 

xenu

Banned deucer.

Oct 22, 2012

• #47

"Siri, how do I escape this forest?" - but there is no Siri. The iphone remains silent; hushed voices drawing closer.

 

Alice

The worst taste in music

Oct 23, 2012

• #48

We're going hunting for bears. La la la we're not scared. As we came close we heard a woman screaming and crying. La la la we're not scared. (140, shit >_<)

 

Style_Dota

Oct 23, 2012

• #49

I woke up this morning in a daze. She appeared again in my dream. She left a rose. I turned to see a white dress covered in blood. The rose was gone. Was she really there?

 

Alice

The worst taste in music

Oct 23, 2012

• #50

MikeDecIsHere said:

I woke up this morning in a daze. She appeared again in my dream. She left a rose. I turned to see a white dress covered in blood. The rose was gone. Was she really there?

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I want you to know she's not coming back. She's bloated and frozen. Still there's no point in letting it go to waste. So knives out...