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TheValkyries
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TheValkyries

proudly reppin' 2 superbowl wins since DEFLATEGATE, Male

TheValkyries was last seen:
Mar 25, 2017 at 9:38 PM
    1. DestinyUnknown
      DestinyUnknown
      so playing Call of Duty is just as bad as being a school shooter huh
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        False equivalency. Playing a video game is not the same thing as searching out a lifelike doll to fantasize about rape. You'd be better off trying to use watching anime about hyper sexual children as your play here but spoilers you're still pretty fucked up if that gets your rocks off.

        There's really not a lot of room where fetishizing children can be seen as an okay thing.
        Mar 16, 2017
      2. DestinyUnknown
        DestinyUnknown
        Scientific studies on the matter seem to suggest that people attracted to children are born that way, it's not something ''right'' or ''wrong''. Just like someone with schizophrenia can't prevent having delusions or improper behaviour that might harm other people.

        Of course, people that commit crimes should be judged as applicable, but do people that have never committed a crime (by restraining their urges) deserve being judged too? Shouldn't they be helped in their fight against their illness? Now, maybe alternative outlets like dolls might not be the solution, but we cant know that unless we try to investigate the illness (and possible solutions) first.
        Mar 16, 2017
    2. faint
      faint
      it is time that CT of yours be updated...
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        Hsshshsshsjndbdjsksnx
        Feb 6, 2017
      2. faint
        faint
        I was a true believer. I never doubted them. Long live the GOAT.
        Feb 6, 2017
    3. dice
      dice
      ppl be lookin for the oprahs and lebrons while simultaneously looking for the most radicalized criminals of color, too
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      2. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        God forbid any white supremacist murders be committed without the context of an assault on a mentally ill man by people who don't like Trump.
        Jan 4, 2017
      3. dice
        dice
        -actively waits for a black on white murder to post in the pc & race thread to condescend those dirty race-baiters-
        Jan 4, 2017
      4. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        #thisllshowem
        Jan 4, 2017
    4. internet
      internet
      havent talked to you in a long while valk, how are u
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      2. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        I'm well but also wary you're going to soon be linking me a champ concept again
        Jan 2, 2017
      3. internet
        internet
        lol

        now i want to but i dont do that anymore rip
        Jan 2, 2017
      4. internet
        internet
        good to hear youre doing well
        Jan 2, 2017
    5. Old_Gregg
      Old_Gregg
      HEY!, I know we don't know each other well. But, TAKE IT EASY. Enjoy the holidays. Family>everything. I know eminem told you to lose yourself but that is bad advice, honestly. Hope you have a good thanksgiving.
    6. Shrug
      Shrug
      Fuck
      1. Shrug
        Shrug
        Very excited for the mobilization of white dudes (and a girl!) to not seem personally complicit in the atrocity while simultaneously denying it's a racist atrocity at all. "It was just the fault of some good people who wanted to work at a factory again, race had nothing to do with it. Its a class problem and not a race problem because I'm not from that class but am from that race" hard to square with the rich moving out for trump, but it allows em to slide over to his side while still maintaining a little social respectibilty
        Nov 11, 2016
    7. Myzozoa
      Myzozoa
      assange may be a prick, but he can still teach people many valuable things.
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        What he's created I believe can, but of him personally he's a repugnant narcissist.
        Oct 18, 2016
    8. Matthew
      Matthew
      Just watched No Tears For the Dead. Absolutely amazing thanks for the suggestion
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        Man it's just so damn good. I was floored watching it.
        Oct 16, 2016
    9. ZoroDark
      ZoroDark
      tbh you're probably right but I think that unlike bigger scandals that aren't quite as easy to understand, "grab them by the pussy" will be remembered for a long time
    10. Myzozoa
      Myzozoa
      i didnt make that list of sources at the end of my post, i only found links to as much as i could, it's someone elses
    11. Icing On Da Cake
      Icing On Da Cake
      they arrested the alledged suspect who shot the charlotte protestor and they have the surveillance tape according to the news
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        http://buff.ly/2cTd9f0

        Eyewitnesses still contesting that it was the police who fired the shot. Given the series of verifiable lies going on with the Charlotte police both in the killing of Keith Scott as well as what they've been saying about the protests in Charlotte I'm not extending them the benefit of the doubt.
        Sep 24, 2016
      2. Icing On Da Cake
        Icing On Da Cake
        Sep 24, 2016
    12. internet
      internet
      i found another person who says onion instead of opinion, i cant believe this world
    13. internet
      internet
      yo, do you have a character ready for friday? could I take a look if you do, or help you make one?
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        I'll probably make one tonight with jumpluff's help if they're willing. We kinda forgot when they were visiting/more accurately I forgot.
        Aug 4, 2016
      2. internet
        internet
        alright cool
        Aug 4, 2016
    14. the pugilist
      the pugilist
      this user is a complete and utter jungle gym
    15. internet
      internet
      please do not insult people in cong
    16. dice
      dice
      just lol'd thx
    17. jumpluff
      jumpluff
      Funnelcakes! Get your funnelcakes here!
    18. Minwu
      Minwu
      quiet riot is comin 2 my town this year, dead rock loves us
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        Hahahaha fkin quiet riot. Rip randy.
        Feb 6, 2016
    19. internet
    20. jumpluff
      jumpluff
      i taught you a word

      you learned a language from the person who considers 'I DID THE THING I DID THE THING' an informative report
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      2. jumpluff
        jumpluff
        ohhhhhhhh
        Aug 21, 2015
      3. jumpluff
        jumpluff
        I wasn't gonna do that ok I meant positivism
        Aug 21, 2015
      4. internet
        internet
        pluff I'm pretty sure I learned loads of words from you!!!
        Aug 26, 2015
    21. internet
      internet
      dandy lion

      I'm still proud to feature in your sig, one of my greatest achievements
    22. jumpluff
    23. jumpluff
    24. jumpluff
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        I mean, I mean, I know this one is supposed to be a positive one but I can't help but read i tin a disparaging like "JFC" kinda voice.
        Aug 13, 2015
      2. jumpluff
        jumpluff
        計画通り, the other two are meant 100% disparagingly, i think the last one is taken from a reactionary lib site and the second one is serious but that's why it's so dumb
        Aug 13, 2015
    25. jumpluff
      jumpluff
      don't you dare, btw
      1. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        YOU KEEP SAYING THIS AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS EVERY TIME.
        Jul 14, 2015
      2. TheValkyries
        TheValkyries
        YOURE ANTICIPATING JOKES I HAVENT EVEN THOUGHT OF MAKING YET.
        Jul 14, 2015
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    [08:02] <~xenu> is #tf2 talking about gays again
    [08:05] <pInkmoth> yea xenu
    [08:05] <~xenu> lol
    [08:05] <~xenu> its either that or pluff and valk's tsukkomi-boke routine

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