Aquatic Judgment

ugh, such an embarasing photo...
Aquatic Judgment

Greetings, peasants! I am princess Calvier Yuri Artwaltz! Father here tried to restrict me to the castle, keep me a good little princess. Well, one day I decided to go out on a adventure! I gathered my most trusted servants, and we set out to conquer the world! Unfortunately, it seems our formation suffers for some issues, and I was told that this is the place to turn to.

I suppose you can say we are, in your tongue, a "Balanced Rain Team." A team based around Drizzle, setting hazards and dealing damage, and then sweeping - with me, Calvier, taking the charge!~

Well, without further ado, let me tell you the story of my people!


Melly (Politoed) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spd
Bold Nature
- Scald
- Protect
- Perish Song
- Toxic

Ah, Melly. We found her lying in the storm drain one day, a whole mess of rain falling onto her. We eventually figured out that the rain went with her, so we use her whenever we need it to Rain. She's kind of stupid, though, I think it's because of all the punches in the face she ends up taking. But she's gotten really good at taking punches in the face as a result! So we use her to do that, as well as spread burns and...that strange sludge that she horks up to poison our foes. She can also sing a wonderful song - it's a pity that she and anyone who hears it falls unconscious so soon. It's just the trick for knocking out people who would otherwise set up in her face though! She's useful for more then just making it Rain, but keeping her alive as long as possible is more important thanks to the fact that she brings the blessed rain with her.


Steve (Gothitelle) (M) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Shadow Tag
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Signal Beam
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Psyshock
- Thunderbolt

Steve says he's my dad's "dealer," and that he'd help me "bust a cap in someone's ass" if I needed it. Well I don't know much about that, but he's unusually good at keeping a man trapped - I don't think I've ever seen someone escape from him. It's really handy, because there are just some people I can't seem to beat - especially those dreadful Ferrothorns and Lilligants and bulky Water types and UGH. I gave him a scarf, because those are the height of fashion nowadays, and it really helps him move faster he says! Fast enough to out run any of his foes - it's a shame that he's not the strongest man around. Anyways, his Signal Beam tends to handle grass types really well, which makes me really happy! He has some sort of 'Hidden Power' he claims, I don't know what he means but whenever he snaps his fingers thing start to light on fire! He says it's real handy for getting past things he otherwise couldn't. He's got a sharp mind to, it's like he Psyshocks guys into falling asleep! He says they're asleep, anyways, which is good because we don't kill! Finally, he's got his tazer which I swear is as powerful as a thousand Thunderbolts, which totally takes care of bulky Waters. And ugh do I hate bulky waters.


Mask DeMasque (Roserade) (M) @ Black Sludge
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 SDef
Calm Nature
- Spikes
- Giga Drain
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Rest

Oh, Mask is just such a charming man! He tried to steal my father's scepter, you see, and then we caught him, and then father hired him to be my bodyguard. He's really good at taking special hits and throwing his Spikey caltrops onto the ground, which really hurt people's feet. He can also Giga Drain water types, did I tell you how much I hate water types? Because I really hate water types. He can also snap his finger and burn things, says it's the same Hidden Power that Steve has. Finally, he can take a Rest if things get too much, and it's the strangest thing, when we tag him out he instantly wakes up, but he's still all rested! How does that work, huh? Not to mention the fact that he can take Burns and Paralysis like they're no big deal. Very handy.


Alfred (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 200 HP / 64 Atk / 244 Def
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Stone Edge

Ah, Alfred. I couldn't wish for a better butler. He kind of scares me though - and other fighters. We tend to use him as our other go to man when the scary fighters come out. I think he's a wizard, he's somehow able to summon up these magical Stealth Rocks that really hurt our enemies when they charge in and that's really cool. He can also cause Earthquakes, and they really hurt I bet! If things get really bad he can make a U-Turn out and swap people in, and with as slow as he is it's really handy when he tags me in for a perfect sweep. Finally he can, in THEORY, throw stones at our foes, but he's so inaccurate at it we just call it Stone Miss. Ultimately though his job is to set up his magical Stealth Rocks and tank attacks - a job he does very well.


Alexander (Keldeo) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Justified
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Surf
- Secret Sword
- Icy Wind
- Hidden Power [Psychic]

Ah, prince Alexander. So dreamy! I found him captured by a nasty wizard one day and set him free and he's been my prince ever since! He tries to get away sometimes but I won't let him~ He tends to be our "Revenge Killer," as you people call it - swooping in to save the day! He can also pull off a "Sweep" in a pinch, but that's my job! His Surfing skils are absoutely killer, able to knock many people over with ease! Hang-ten dude! Oh, he's really handy with his rapier, with his Secret Sword techniques that tend to get around people who can withstand his surfing! With a swing of his cape, he can summon a Icy Wind that really hurts - I'd say it slays dragons like nothing else! Finally he can also snap his fingers with this "Hidden Power", only instead of things burning they start frothing and the mouth and falling over! What's the deal with that? Really though he's without parallel - I have to say he might just be the best at what he does. Oh and he outspeeds all those other "Revenge Killers" which is a huge plus.


Calvier (Empoleon) (F) @ Petaya Berry
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 12 HP / 4 Def / 252 SAtk / 240 Spd
Modest Nature
- Substitute
- Agility
- Surf
- Ice Beam

And finally, we have ME, your beloved princess! With extra-large photo for emphasis~ I'm the star of the show, chowing down on a Petaya Berry and then going to town! Sure, I only eat it when I'm on the brink of falling unconscious, but it's so fattening! Can you really blame me for only eating it in a pinch? Anyways, dad taught me how to hide behind a Substitute to take less damage, and when I get three of them out I tend to be so tired I eat my berry. Don't think I'm slow though, with ancient Agility techniques trained to us by an ancient ninja clan, I'm one of the fastest girls around! Alexander taught me how to totally hang ten, my Surfing being oh so powerful~ I can also use my dad's scepter to make a Ice Beam to freeze things, don't tell him I took it!
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