Rolf vs Kannon - a match of two retards [ref=the smart one]

HD · Apr 1st, 2011, 9:25:52 PM

Quote:

Yo kannon we have unfinished business.

Togetic vs Elekid/Electabuzz, now!

Same rules as last time.

Quote:

no items all abilities, indigo plateau

battlefield of champions

kannon, your actions
rolf, your actions
i bless you with my godly reffings
rolf, your actions
kannon, your actions
etc

Kannon · Apr 1st, 2011, 9:48:42 PM

thunderpunch leer thunderpunch
protect if charm/growl/yawn

Rolf · Apr 1st, 2011, 9:51:52 PM

Yawn / Charm / Yawn!

HD · Apr 1st, 2011, 11:17:48 PM

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 90
Energy: 100
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts:
Other:

Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 90
Energy: 100
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts:
Other:

round one...the standoff

'Kid and Mist stare each other down across the battlefield of Indigo Plateau. An impression is made in the soft ground as the electric kid erects a Protect. My lunch Yawns, but it doesn't work due to the erected Protect.

Mist Charms 'Kid with her chicken legs; reducing his attack one (1) stage! Angry at the flying turkey, the electric kid Leers at her; reducing her defense one (1) stage. After leveling the battlefield, the two return from their foreplay and are ready to get into the thick of the action.

'Kid leaps towards Mist, his fist cackling with electricity. The Thunderpunch strikes true, and my lunch is sent flying back. Mist just Yawns in response, clearly bored of the kid and wanting a real man. 'Kid, like any man after some fun, becomes drowsy.

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 90
Energy: 84
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -2 Att
Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions

Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 83
Energy: 84
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: -1 Def
Other:

Calculations

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Rolf · Apr 1st, 2011, 11:29:29 PM

Start with a Thunder Wave, then use Nasty Plot! Finish with a Serene Grace Fire Blast.

Kannon · Apr 1st, 2011, 11:43:16 PM

quick attack past the thunder wave, set up a 2 clone double team and finish with a massive thunder

HD · Apr 2nd, 2011, 9:08:51 PM

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 90
Energy: 84
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -2 Att
Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions

Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 83
Energy: 84
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: -1 Def
Other:

round two...do i smell something burning?

Mist lets out an electrical pulse of energy with a Thunder Wave. 'Kid attempts to dodge the pulse with Quick Attack, but the pulse still clips him on his leg. The Elekid grimaces as a jolt of pain runs through his body from the Thunder Wave. Maybe his trainer should have made him an Electivire before initiating the battle?

Through the paralysis, 'Kid makes a two clone Double Team to attempt to dodge attacks. Mist doesn't care, Nastily Plotting the best way to kill the karate kid in his sleep. Issues much???

Both 'Kid and Mist start gather energy; one fire and the other electrical. Psychologically, my lunch activates Serene Grace. Suddenly, the Elekid releases a massive Thunder, and Mist fires off a huge Fire Blast. Both attacks strike true, and the two Pokemon are sent flying back. The resulting explosion blows away 'Kid's clones. Once the dust settles, Mist rises and 'Kid is snoozing.

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 72
Energy: 66
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -1 Att
Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis

Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 62
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

Calculations

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Kannon · Apr 4th, 2011, 9:41:24 PM

sleep sleep meditate

Rolf · Apr 4th, 2011, 9:50:09 PM

Fire blast psychoshock fire blast

HD · Apr 7th, 2011, 4:30:58 PM

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 72
Energy: 66
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -1 Att
Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis

Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 62
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

round three...'Kid ain't male anymore bro

'Kid, only dozes as Mist thinks of the best way to obliterate him. Choosing an incendiary option, Mist fires off a Fire Blast.

Due to the power of the attack, 'Kid rouses from his sleep. However due to the level of intelligence (or lack thereof) of his trainer, he only chills; regaining ten (10) energy. Mist, not skipping a beat, smashes 'Kid with a Psyshock.

'Kid starts to Meditate, boosting his attack in preparation of the next round. Mist doesn't care and just Fire Blasts the Elekid. That's what you get for falling asleep on a woman.

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 12
Energy: 61
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: +1 Att
Other: 5% paralysis

Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 39
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

Calculations

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Rolf · Apr 7th, 2011, 4:36:40 PM

Mistbeast uses psyshock three times to finish the little bugger off! Mind powerss

Kannon · Apr 7th, 2011, 4:38:32 PM

Thunderpunch Thunderpunch Thunderpunch
comeback king!

HD · Apr 7th, 2011, 4:47:23 PM

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 12
Energy: 61
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: +1 Att
Other: 5% paralysis

Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 39
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

round four...reverse karate kid???

Both Pokemon stare each other down, realizing the end of the battle is near. The sun is setting in the horizon as Mist, with sweat rolling down her flank manipulates her psychic prowess. 'Kid, seeing this slight opening, runs forwards, his fist cackling with electricity in a Thunderpunch. The punch connects, however the turkey's concentration is not interrupted. She releases a powerful Psyshock. Elekid stays standing for several seconds before falling; his puny mind unable to take the psychic strain any longer. Mist is the winner!

HD: 1RC
Rolf:
Mist - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC / 1 KOC
Kannon:
'Kid - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC

Apr 1st, 2011, 9:51:52 PM	#3
Rolf Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 898 Dangerous Mercenary	Yawn / Charm / Yawn! __________________ <%Reyscarface> Be a user that makes people think "man imagine what would happen if he quit" and try not to make the answer "thanks god" Awesome avatar by Fatecrashers

Apr 1st, 2011, 11:17:48 PM	#4
HD Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,354	Elekid ['Kid] (M) Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, ) Type: Electric HP: 90 Energy: 100 Atk: **** (+) Def: * (-) SpA: * SpD: Spe: 95 Boosts: Other: Togetic() [Mist] (Female) Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by ; Special Attack increased by ) Type: Normal HP: 90 Energy: 100 Atk: (-) Def: * SpA: (+) SpD: ** Spe: 40 Boosts: Other: round one...the standoff 'Kid and Mist stare each other down across the battlefield of Indigo Plateau. An impression is made in the soft ground as the electric kid erects a Protect. My lunch Yawns, but it doesn't work due to the erected Protect. Mist Charms 'Kid with her chicken legs; reducing his attack one (1) stage! Angry at the flying turkey, the electric kid Leers at her; reducing her defense one (1) stage. After leveling the battlefield, the two return from their foreplay and are ready to get into the thick of the action. 'Kid leaps towards Mist, his fist cackling with electricity. The Thunderpunch strikes true, and my lunch is sent flying back. Mist just Yawns in response, clearly bored of the kid and wanting a real man. 'Kid, like any man after some fun, becomes drowsy. Elekid ['Kid] (M) Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, ) Type: Electric HP: 90 Energy: 84 Atk: **** (+) Def: * (-) SpA: * SpD: Spe: 95 Boosts: -2 Att Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions Togetic() [Mist] (Female) Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by ; Special Attack increased by ) Type: Normal HP: 83 Energy: 84 Atk: (-) Def: * SpA: (+) SpD: Spe: 40 Boosts: -1 Def Other: Calculations ... 'Kid: uses seven (7) energy (Protect) Mist: uses six (6) energy (Yawn) ------------------------------- 'Kid: uses four (4) energy (Leer) Mist: uses five (5) energy (Charm) ------------------------------- 'Kid: uses five (5) energy (Thunderpunch) Mist: takes seventeen (17) damage (Thunderpunch), uses five (5) energy (Yawn) ------------------------------- 'Kid TOTAL: uses sixteen (16) energy Mist TOTAL**: takes seventeen (17) damage, uses sixteen (16) energy __________________ umbreon dan: i like huge dick <%billymills> is HD capt kirby? [16:47] <+Alchemator> imagining a claydol fapping is giving me great mirth [16:48] <+Alchemator> very erotic

Apr 1st, 2011, 11:29:29 PM	#5
Rolf Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 898 Dangerous Mercenary	Start with a Thunder Wave, then use Nasty Plot! Finish with a Serene Grace Fire Blast. __________________ <%Reyscarface> Be a user that makes people think "man imagine what would happen if he quit" and try not to make the answer "thanks god" Awesome avatar by Fatecrashers

Apr 2nd, 2011, 9:08:51 PM	#7
HD Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,354	Elekid ['Kid] (M) Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, ) Type: Electric HP: 90 Energy: 84 Atk: **** (+) Def: * (-) SpA: * SpD: Spe: 95 Boosts: -2 Att Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions Togetic() [Mist] (Female) Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by ; Special Attack increased by ) Type: Normal HP: 83 Energy: 84 Atk: (-) Def: * SpA: (+) SpD: ** Spe: 40 Boosts: -1 Def Other: round two...do i smell something burning? Mist lets out an electrical pulse of energy with a Thunder Wave. 'Kid attempts to dodge the pulse with Quick Attack, but the pulse still clips him on his leg. The Elekid grimaces as a jolt of pain runs through his body from the Thunder Wave. Maybe his trainer should have made him an Electivire before initiating the battle? Through the paralysis, 'Kid makes a two clone Double Team to attempt to dodge attacks. Mist doesn't care, Nastily Plotting the best way to kill the karate kid in his sleep. Issues much??? Both 'Kid and Mist start gather energy; one fire and the other electrical. Psychologically, my lunch activates Serene Grace. Suddenly, the Elekid releases a massive Thunder, and Mist fires off a huge Fire Blast. Both attacks strike true, and the two Pokemon are sent flying back. The resulting explosion blows away 'Kid's clones. Once the dust settles, Mist rises and 'Kid is snoozing. Elekid ['Kid] (M) Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, ) Type: Electric HP: 72 Energy: 66 Atk: **** (+) Def: * (-) SpA: * SpD: Spe: 95 Boosts: -1 Att Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis Togetic() [Mist] (Female) Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by ; Special Attack increased by ) Type: Normal HP: 63 Energy: 62 Atk: (-) Def: * SpA: (+) SpD: Spe: 40 Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def Other: Calculations** ... 'Kid: uses three (3) energy (Quick Attack) Mist: uses seven (7) energy (Thunder Wave) ------------------------------- 'Kid: uses eight (8) energy (Double Team) Mist: uses seven (7) energy ------------------------------- 'Kid: takes eighteen (18) damage, uses seven (7) energy Mist: takes twenty (20) damage, uses eight (8) energy ------------------------------- 'Kid TOTAL: takes eighteen (18) damage, uses eighteen (18) energy Mist TOTAL: takes twenty (20) damage, uses twenty-two (22) energy __________________ umbreon dan: i like huge dick <%billymills> is HD capt kirby? [16:47] <+Alchemator> imagining a claydol fapping is giving me great mirth [16:48] <+Alchemator> very erotic

Apr 4th, 2011, 9:50:09 PM	#9
Rolf Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 898 Dangerous Mercenary	Fire blast psychoshock fire blast __________________ <%Reyscarface> Be a user that makes people think "man imagine what would happen if he quit" and try not to make the answer "thanks god" Awesome avatar by Fatecrashers Last edited by Rolf; Apr 5th, 2011 at 12:24:19 AM.

Apr 1st, 2011, 9:48:42 PM	#2
Kannon Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 344	thunderpunch leer thunderpunch protect if charm/growl/yawn

Apr 1st, 2011, 11:43:16 PM	#6
Kannon Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 344	quick attack past the thunder wave, set up a 2 clone double team and finish with a massive thunder

Apr 4th, 2011, 9:41:24 PM	#8
Kannon Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 344	sleep sleep meditate

Apr 7th, 2011, 4:30:58 PM	#10
HD Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,354	Elekid ['Kid] (M) Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, ) Type: Electric HP: 72 Energy: 66 Atk: **** (+) Def: * (-) SpA: * SpD: Spe: 95 Boosts: -1 Att Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis Togetic() [Mist] (Female) Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by ; Special Attack increased by ) Type: Normal HP: 63 Energy: 62 Atk: (-) Def: * SpA: (+) SpD: ** Spe: 40 Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def Other: round three...'Kid ain't male anymore bro 'Kid, only dozes as Mist thinks of the best way to obliterate him. Choosing an incendiary option, Mist fires off a Fire Blast. Due to the power of the attack, 'Kid rouses from his sleep. However due to the level of intelligence (or lack thereof) of his trainer, he only chills; regaining ten (10) energy. Mist, not skipping a beat, smashes 'Kid with a Psyshock. 'Kid starts to Meditate, boosting his attack in preparation of the next round. Mist doesn't care and just Fire Blasts the Elekid. That's what you get for falling asleep on a woman. Elekid ['Kid] (M) Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, ) Type: Electric HP: 12 Energy: 61 Atk: **** (+) Def: * (-) SpA: * SpD: Spe: 95 Boosts: +1 Att Other: 5% paralysis Togetic() [Mist] (Female) Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by ; Special Attack increased by ) Type: Normal HP: 63 Energy: 39 Atk: (-) Def: * SpA: (+) SpD: Spe: 40 Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def Other: Calculations ... 'Kid: takes twenty-one (21) damage (Fire Blast) Mist: uses eight (8) energy (Fire Blast) ------------------------------- 'Kid: takes eighteen (18) damage (Psyshock), restores ten (10) energy (chill) Mist: uses seven (7) energy ------------------------------- 'Kid: takes twenty-one (21) damage (Fire Blast), uses five (5) energy (Meditate) Mist: uses eight (8) energy (Fire Blast) ------------------------------- 'Kid TOTAL: takes sixty (60) damage, uses five (5) energy Mist TOTAL**: uses twenty-three (23) energy __________________ umbreon dan: i like huge dick <%billymills> is HD capt kirby? [16:47] <+Alchemator> imagining a claydol fapping is giving me great mirth [16:48] <+Alchemator> very erotic

Apr 7th, 2011, 4:36:40 PM	#11
Rolf Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 898 Dangerous Mercenary	Mistbeast uses psyshock three times to finish the little bugger off! Mind powerss __________________ <%Reyscarface> Be a user that makes people think "man imagine what would happen if he quit" and try not to make the answer "thanks god" Awesome avatar by Fatecrashers

Apr 7th, 2011, 4:38:32 PM	#12
Kannon Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 344	Thunderpunch Thunderpunch Thunderpunch comeback king!

Apr 7th, 2011, 4:47:23 PM	#13
HD Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,354	Elekid ['Kid] (M) Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, ) Type: Electric HP: 12 Energy: 61 Atk: **** (+) Def: * (-) SpA: * SpD: Spe: 95 Boosts: +1 Att Other: 5% paralysis Togetic() [Mist] (Female) Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by ; Special Attack increased by ) Type: Normal HP: 63 Energy: 39 Atk: (-) Def: * SpA: (+) SpD: ** Spe: 40 Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def Other: round four...reverse karate kid??? Both Pokemon stare each other down, realizing the end of the battle is near. The sun is setting in the horizon as Mist, with sweat rolling down her flank manipulates her psychic prowess. 'Kid, seeing this slight opening, runs forwards, his fist cackling with electricity in a Thunderpunch. The punch connects, however the turkey's concentration is not interrupted. She releases a powerful Psyshock. Elekid stays standing for several seconds before falling; his puny mind unable to take the psychic strain any longer. Mist is the winner! HD: 1RC Rolf: Mist - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC / 1 KOC Kannon: 'Kid - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC __________________ umbreon dan: i like huge dick <%billymills> is HD capt kirby? [16:47] <+Alchemator> imagining a claydol fapping is giving me great mirth [16:48] <+Alchemator> very erotic