Rolf vs Kannon - a match of two retards [ref=the smart one]

Yo kannon we have unfinished business.

Togetic vs Elekid/Electabuzz, now!

Same rules as last time.

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no items all abilities, indigo plateau

battlefield of champions

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kannon, your actions
rolf, your actions
i bless you with my godly reffings
rolf, your actions
kannon, your actions
etc

Yawn / Charm / Yawn!

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 90
Energy: 100
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts:
Other:


Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 90
Energy: 100
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts:
Other:

round one...the standoff

'Kid and Mist stare each other down across the battlefield of Indigo Plateau. An impression is made in the soft ground as the electric kid erects a Protect. My lunch Yawns, but it doesn't work due to the erected Protect.

Mist Charms 'Kid with her chicken legs; reducing his attack one (1) stage! Angry at the flying turkey, the electric kid Leers at her; reducing her defense one (1) stage. After leveling the battlefield, the two return from their foreplay and are ready to get into the thick of the action.

'Kid leaps towards Mist, his fist cackling with electricity. The Thunderpunch strikes true, and my lunch is sent flying back. Mist just Yawns in response, clearly bored of the kid and wanting a real man. 'Kid, like any man after some fun, becomes drowsy.


Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 90
Energy: 84
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -2 Att
Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions


Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 83
Energy: 84
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: -1 Def
Other:

Calculations

Start with a Thunder Wave, then use Nasty Plot! Finish with a Serene Grace Fire Blast.

quick attack past the thunder wave, set up a 2 clone double team and finish with a massive thunder

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 90
Energy: 84
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -2 Att
Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions


Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 83
Energy: 84
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: -1 Def
Other:

round two...do i smell something burning?

Mist lets out an electrical pulse of energy with a Thunder Wave. 'Kid attempts to dodge the pulse with Quick Attack, but the pulse still clips him on his leg. The Elekid grimaces as a jolt of pain runs through his body from the Thunder Wave. Maybe his trainer should have made him an Electivire before initiating the battle?

Through the paralysis, 'Kid makes a two clone Double Team to attempt to dodge attacks. Mist doesn't care, Nastily Plotting the best way to kill the karate kid in his sleep. Issues much???

Both 'Kid and Mist start gather energy; one fire and the other electrical. Psychologically, my lunch activates Serene Grace. Suddenly, the Elekid releases a massive Thunder, and Mist fires off a huge Fire Blast. Both attacks strike true, and the two Pokemon are sent flying back. The resulting explosion blows away 'Kid's clones. Once the dust settles, Mist rises and 'Kid is snoozing.


Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 72
Energy: 66
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -1 Att
Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis


Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 62
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

Calculations

sleep sleep meditate

Fire blast psychoshock fire blast

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 72
Energy: 66
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: -1 Att
Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis


Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 62
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

round three...'Kid ain't male anymore bro

'Kid, only dozes as Mist thinks of the best way to obliterate him. Choosing an incendiary option, Mist fires off a Fire Blast.

Due to the power of the attack, 'Kid rouses from his sleep. However due to the level of intelligence (or lack thereof) of his trainer, he only chills; regaining ten (10) energy. Mist, not skipping a beat, smashes 'Kid with a Psyshock.

'Kid starts to Meditate, boosting his attack in preparation of the next round. Mist doesn't care and just Fire Blasts the Elekid. That's what you get for falling asleep on a woman.


Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 12
Energy: 61
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: +1 Att
Other: 5% paralysis


Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 39
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

Calculations

Mistbeast uses psyshock three times to finish the little bugger off! Mind powerss

Thunderpunch Thunderpunch Thunderpunch
comeback king!

Elekid ['Kid] (M)
Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
Type: Electric
HP: 12
Energy: 61
Atk: **** (+)
Def: * (-)
SpA: ***
SpD: **
Spe: 95
Boosts: +1 Att
Other: 5% paralysis



Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
Type: Normal
HP: 63
Energy: 39
Atk: * (-)
Def: ***
SpA: **** (+)
SpD: ****
Spe: 40
Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def
Other:

round four...reverse karate kid???

Both Pokemon stare each other down, realizing the end of the battle is near. The sun is setting in the horizon as Mist, with sweat rolling down her flank manipulates her psychic prowess. 'Kid, seeing this slight opening, runs forwards, his fist cackling with electricity in a Thunderpunch. The punch connects, however the turkey's concentration is not interrupted. She releases a powerful Psyshock. Elekid stays standing for several seconds before falling; his puny mind unable to take the psychic strain any longer. Mist is the winner!

HD: 1RC
Rolf:
Mist - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC / 1 KOC
Kannon:
'Kid - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC