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Tim's always there. DA sends out first mon and its ability, then P3 does the same with actions, then DA does actions!!! (just noticed this is like a "rematch" or something huh) Last edited by Flora; May 20th, 2011 at 9:32:32 PM. |
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Huh, is it?
Also, I totally called the three members he was gonna use. Too bad I didn't capitalize on my prediction. Cautiousness. :/ Anyway. TIM IS ALWAYS THERE CRUSH THE BUG, THE NOODLES, AND THE BIRD WITH A HAT KILL MAIM BURN SLAUGHTER ps I hope this can actually KILL tangela :/ FLORAEDIT: Okay, Sheer Force it is!
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! Last edited by Flora; Apr 24th, 2011 at 3:46:31 PM. |
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Thanks for the VM Flora, I never saw the thread.
Go, Pastafarian! The ability will be Leaf Guard Start off by Ingraining yourself to heal some HP longterm, you'll definitely need it against this beast! He'll probably hit you with Flamethrower or Ice Beam next, but I want you to forget about it with Amnesia. Finish with a big Giga Drain Ingrain - Amnesia - Giga Drain edit: Flora I just now noticed that for some reason my Joltik has *** for Special Defense here (and in my registration post) despite only have a base stat of 50. I don't know what the cause of this was (did the Data Audit thread have it at 3 stars at some point? It has equal defenses so I'm not even sure how this could have happened at all) but I just fixed it in my registration post, if you could fix that here that would be good too. FLORAEDIT: good catch, edited.
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no internet until roughly march 20 Last edited by Flora; Apr 24th, 2011 at 4:13:01 AM. |
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Oh, damn, I thought we could use all of them :/
Flamethrower ~ Stone Edge~ Flamethrower the Giga Drain to cancel it SMASH TIM SMASH Oh, uh, Flora, y'know, Tim has some weird thingies happening to his stats too. He really should have only 58 speed. Sorry bout that. FLORAEDIT: good catch, edited.
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! Last edited by Flora; Apr 24th, 2011 at 3:46:10 PM. |
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![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 100 Energy: 100 Boosts/Drops: Others: Actions: Ingrain - Amnesia - Giga Drain
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Tim (M) HP: 110 Energy: 100 Boosts/Drops: Others: Actions: Flamethrower - Stone Edge - Flamethrower (cancel Giga Drain?)
hi tim
--------------------------------------------------------- Round 1: BEGIN! Welcome to the holy stadium of ASB, everyone! Let's rock! Since somehow he's faster, Pastafarian begins the round by being a slacker and Ingraining his roots (?) or... bootlegs onto the ground! And now, he's a sitting target for dinoshots! Tim laughs, advances a bit, and breaths a lethal Flamethrower in the air toward Pastafarian, frying him like cooked spaghetti! That wasn't a good experience for our small pasta friend! He attempts to forget all about being incinerated by using Amnesia... uhh... yeah... kinda forgot what I wanted to say here. ANYWAY, Tim's coming for you PASTAFARIAN! There he goes in close combat, stabbing Pastafarian with a sharp Stone Edge! Blood can be seen viciously oozing out of the pastas! Yuck! Since Tim's all close up, he's in no position to retreat or cancel out an attack! Immediately Pastafarian gigas teh Drains within Tim and sucks his rocky life out of him! They become yummy minerals for Pastafarian's body to use, but it's only until now that Tim backs up and blasts another Flamethrower at the pasta's face, turning him more blacker than a revealed Jynx! --------------------------------------------------------- ![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 68 Energy: 78 Boosts/Drops: +2 SpD Others: Ingrain (heals 3 HP per action for 3 more actions)
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might as well use flame wheel to counter everything pastafarian uses! ^_^ DA's actions! maybe you wanna enable sheer force today? |
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SHIT I FORGOT
I thought it started enabled :/ Enable, [B]Flamethrower ~ Ice Beam ~ Flamethrower. If it Amnesias again, start spamming Stone Edge. If it reflects and amnesias, just do what it says at the start. Ugh.
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! Last edited by Darkamber8828; Apr 25th, 2011 at 5:40:32 PM. |
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oof sorry, thought I posted here earlier
Start off with a Giga Drain, then try to put him asleep with Sleep Powder! Then Giga Drain again, or Amnesia if he's asleep
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A. I meant Enable, "Flamethrower ~ Ice Beam ~ Flamethrower. If it Amnesias again, start spamming Stone Edge. If it reflects and amnesias, just do what it says at the start."
B. I meant start spamming Stone Edge AFTER the Amnesia. Sorry for confusion...and bad format.
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! |
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That's okay DA!
![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 68 Energy: 78 Boosts/Drops: +2 SpD Others: Ingrain (heals 3 HP per action for 3 more actions) Actions: Giga Drain - Sleep Powder - Giga Drain/Amnesia if he's sleeping
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Tim (M) HP: 87 Energy: 79 Boosts/Drops: Others: Actions: hits self in confusion (Flamethrower - Ice Beam - Flamethrower/Stone Edge)
hi tim
--------------------------------------------------------- Round 2: BEGIN! Let the Sheer Force activate! Pastafarian hasn't been getting much exercise lately so he attempts to get some nutrients sucked out of Tim to make up for his laziness. The Giga Drain happens to be a success and oh poor Tim! He's sucked! And he's mad! Like a dragon, he breaths fire! A Flamethrower! IT BURNS THE SPAGHETTI! But not really burn burn, but burn. Because it can't burn! Seeing how being burnt alive isn't fun, Pastafarian sprays off some Sleep Powder at the dead dino's way... but they miss because Pastafarian sucks at aiming. Tim laughs because he always does and shoots out a direct Ice Beam at the pasta's black face! Is this cooking class or something? I didn't know we freeze pasta. Well too bad there wasn't any freezing - Tim needs to learn how to freeze better. Sadly, Sleep Powder missed, so Pastafarian goes with another approach... or the same approach, which is Giga Draining! Pastafarian is very hungry for more rock stuff from Tim! AND HE GETS IT. Tim's staggering! He still has faith in himself though. See, he's maning up and sending another Flamethrower at the sitting Pastafarian! Now that's cookin'! The Flamethrower seems to have reacted badly toward Pastafarian. It's as if he's on chili hot fire! He leaps out immediately from his Ingraining spot, but it was finished anyway. Didn't know pastas can be so excited! --------------------------------------------------------- ![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 47 Energy: 58 Boosts/Drops: +1 SpD Others:
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Getting back lots of HP seems to bethe main thing keeping you alive so let's just keep doing that! Giga Drain - Ingrain - Giga Drain
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Flamethrower, then use Earthquake to create a barrier between you and the attacks! (FYI Himalayas formed by earthquakes, two faults pushing against each other make fuckin' huge mountains, and if Earthquake can make huge trenches, it can make a god damn lump-shield of earth to block some wimpy beams of suckiness), and finish with another Flamethrower!
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! |
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![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 47 Energy: 58 Boosts/Drops: +1 SpD Others: Actions: Giga Drain - Ingrain - Giga Drain
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Tim (M) HP: 41 Energy: 58 Boosts/Drops: Others: Sheer Force Actions: Flamethrower - Earthquake barrier thing - Flamethrower
hi tim
--------------------------------------------------------- Round 3: START KILLING YOURSELVES! Despite all the flames he's been consuming, it seems like Pastafarian is still in great condition! With his free boots, he jumps forward toward Tim and Giga Drains his big blue thing on his forehead for massive major UNBELIEVABLE HIGH DAMAGE! Tim's full of confidence today, though, and he ignores the pain suffered from the attack and torches Pastafarian with a smelting Flamethrower! Kinda random, but there should be an attack that's just like Flamethrower but with blue flames! WoW is for noobs. As Pastafarian relaxes, settles himself in, and Ingrains a new piece of ground, Tim takes this time to do his own set-up, Earthquake-style! He doesn't use it for attacking Pastafarian, however. Look, there goes a huge crash in between Tim and Pastafarian! It's as if a new hill has been formed! And it's pretty big too! Pastafarian... stares. Yes, he just stares. He can't move or anything. Still, he attempts to Giga Drain whatever the heck is in front of him! Aha, look at the dirt hill draining away! Looks like its minerals are of GREAT substances in it - perfect for Pastafarian! This... was kinda bad. See, the hill has been drained of minerals and all that's left is dirt. Look on top... it's Tim's oh god FACE! He smiles at the little pasta and fires a blue Flamethrower of coolness over to his area. Why blue? IDK. But it's still a toasty Flamethrower! So there's a dirt hill in the middle, with Tim's head sticking out. He can barely fit behind the hill though if he crouches/ducks! --------------------------------------------------------- ![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 29 Energy: 36 Boosts/Drops: Others: Ingrain (4 more actions)
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Tim (M) HP: 18 Energy: 38 Boosts/Drops: Others: Sheer Force
hi tim
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these mons are smokin' hawt DA's actions! Last edited by Flora; May 2nd, 2011 at 10:41:10 PM. |
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I have the high ground, this adds +2 Power and +44 crit
=YOU LOSE SON CANCEL ALL HIS ATTACKS WITH FLAMETHROWER YES ALL OF THEM GIGA DRAIN, FIRE'D VINE WHIP, FIRE'D CHILL, FIRE'D THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! |
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Cancel all his Flamethrowers with Giga Drains!
If the last Giga Drain would drop me to 0 energy, replace it with a Chill instead. (sorry I'm late, didn't see this and then was away for a few days)
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![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 29 Energy: 36 Boosts/Drops: Others: Ingrain (4 more actions) Actions: Giga Drain spam cancel flamethrower?
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Tim (M) HP: 18 Energy: 38 Boosts/Drops: Others: Sheer Force Actions: Flamethrower spam cancel giga drain?
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--------------------------------------------------------- Round 4: CANCEL EVERYTHING I know what's gonna happen next. So when Pastafarian attempts to Giga Drain x3, Tim uses Flamethrower x3. GUESS WHAT THEY ALL CANCELED OUT! Well, mostly because that's all the Pokemon were focused on. Oh wait, I think some of the flame flames touched Pasta! It was only like a little each time though. --------------------------------------------------------- ![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 20 Energy: 3 Boosts/Drops: Others: Ingrain (1 more action)
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Tim (M) HP: 18 Energy: 5 Boosts/Drops: Others: Sheer Force
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lolno, that scenario sucks
GO DA PICK A NEW MON AND ITS ABILITY THEN P3 ORDERS THEN DA ORDERS! edit for below: that was a result of playing around with numbers too much (the shown scenario is fake anyway lol) Last edited by Flora; May 7th, 2011 at 12:57:17 AM. |
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well that didn't work
Leeps the Paras effect spore wait, isn't 7+11+15=18+15=33<38? :/
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! |
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Why is my post not here, I'm positive I posted here two days ago :\
Chill - Sleep Powder - Chill edit: oh lol, how did I miss the spoiler and somehow notice that it died disregard the above then, and use Sleep Powder - Bind - Reflect. If Paras would knock Tangela out within its first two actions, switch Reflect and Bind
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Oh P3, I made a dumb error. Pasta has 29 energy, so feel free to edit your post.
Okay, that's all fine and dandy now. DA's actions! Last edited by Flora; May 7th, 2011 at 1:18:19 AM. |
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Protect ~ Spore ~ Bug Bite
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! |
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![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 41 Energy: 29 Boosts/Drops: Others: Ingrain (3 more actions) Actions: Sleep Powder - Bind - Reflect
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Leeps (F) HP: 90 Energy: 100 Boosts/Drops: Others: Actions: Protect - Spore - Bug Bite
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--------------------------------------------------------- Round 5: Grassy Woot go Leeps! Kill that pasta freak! Hmm, Pasta + Sleep Powder = no good. Leeps seems to know this though, gladly! She Protects just as the spores approach her mushrooms with awesome skill and then attempts to retaliate with a Spore of her own! Pastafarian gets in a Bind right around Leeps despite the shower of spores in the air, which seems to be doing some damage... but at the cost of falling into a deep asleep. Oops! This causes Pastafarian to release his bind! Leeps then takes advantage of the free action to get some Bug Bites in. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH *PASTA* MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH Oh, and it seems like Pastafarian's Ingrain has finally finished mining the ingredients out! --------------------------------------------------------- ![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 36 Energy: 20 Boosts/Drops: Others: Sleep (1 more action)
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Use Bug Bite if it is asleep, and Spore if it is not, Protect if it uses Sleep Powder and is not asleep. That is all.
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Oof he's not playing very fairly
start with a Reflect whenever you wake up, and then if you somehow aren't asleep using a Sleep Powder. I don't think you will possibly get a third action but if so just use Bind again.
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![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 36 Energy: 20 Boosts/Drops: Others: Sleep (1 more action) Actions: zzz - Reflect - Sleep Powder
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Leeps (F) HP: 85 Energy: 83 Boosts/Drops: Others: Actions: Bug Bite - Spore - Bug Bite
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--------------------------------------------------------- Round 6: Tasty Pasta PASTA! EAT THE PASTA! So Pasta's sleeping. I have no idea how pasta sleeps but he's sleeping. Leeps continues her MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH buggy bites from before, and it seems this one was more delicious with a critical hit! After the attack, Pasta's eyes turn white into the black and immediately commands his own body to put up a Reflect! It's kinda shiny, like a new car, but it's not stopping Leeps's Spore! What say you, a intense sleep? Sure, sure. After that, it looks like Leeps is going to keep eating that pasta! Bug Bite! Gosh, don't you wish Leeps had Megahorn or something? --------------------------------------------------------- ![]() Pastafarian (M) HP: 9 Energy: 12 Boosts/Drops: Others: Sleep (2 more actions), Reflect (4 more actions)
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If you somehow survive long enough to get an action in, use Sleep Powder
Otherwise, I guess you won't notice anything and will die asleep right there as you are now :(
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Bug Bite ~ Bug Bite ~ Bug Bite
Protect if it somehow Sleep Powders, but don't use it twice in a row. In case you are a moron.
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Darkamber8828: Taunt is pokemon-cussing, right? DarkSlay: Nah. I thought it was more of the tounge sticking out kind of thing that pisses off people. DarkSlay: Not Pokemon actually cussing out one another. DarkSlay: "AYE FUCK YOU SKARMORY" (23:31:48) +RankingBot: Your rank in Standard LC is 1/415! |
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