Kris_Kun910 vs. Kou (from Smogon)
On a dreary night, I received an email from a very good friend of mine, Kou. He was a brave young man that dared to challenge all. He requested a pokemon battle, which is normal but the setting was the interesting thing. He chose a graveyard *gasp*. I accept his challenge of course but my heart was beating fast enough to jump right out of my chest. As I make my way to our destination I have visions of a certain pokemon. This ghoul taunted me every step of the way. "What do You want" I yelled at the pokemon that stunk of death. "You need me" says he. "No, I am confident that my current party will do fine; Now go on and leave me alone" I blurted. As waves are released from this being, my eyes get heavier and I fell asleep. "See you on the battle field" it's drifting voice said. I awoke on in the cementary where Kou had planned this battle and he was sitting on a tombstone with his arms crossed waiting for me to regain my composure. I stood up ready to battle as I spotted a glowing pokeball with a dark force spewing out of it. "Are you ready Kris" Kou asked with a serious and competitive face, "Aren't I always" I responded with a smirk. At the end of my words, our War began.
Rules: Evasion Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Kou sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
krisangel sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
We both started out with very fierce Gyarados. They stared each other down with a very sinister look as they wait for the other to cower to the surperior Chinese Dragon of Legend.
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Kou switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
krisangel switched in Spiritomb (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
It seems that the power of our Gyarados rivaled each other as the both cowered back to their pokeballs. Kou sent out his Starmie which is know by many as the wishing star of misfortune. I was fearful of this holy creature, too scared to make my move until that glowing pokeball opened itself and released something I have never seen before. "What the hell is that" says Kou whipping out his pokedex. "Spiritomb, the Tomb pokemon, further data is unavailable" responded dexter. I am now scared yet I feel as if I can harness this creature of death and use it in combat.
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Kou switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Spiritomb used Hypnosis.
Tyranitar fell asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
The Starmie took his Patrick the Star's a$$ back to Bikini Bottom with fear as Kou sent out a ferocious Tyranitar that started a vicious sandstorm that hindered my vision. Spiritomb shows no fear as it fires off a hypnosis at the great beast. I feel like I have seen that somewhere before, Could that have been what he put me to sleep with?...YESS IT WAS!!!, Tyranitar fell to his knees as he drifted to the world of dreams.
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Kou switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Spiritomb used Nasty Plot.
Spiritomb's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Away goes Tyranitar to complete his slumber as Kou releases...this shady creature that veiled itself with the sand. As I got a better view, my heart sunk...BATMAN?...WTF? I was confused because I didn't understand why Batman was here in NJ when he was supposed to be in the chase of Joker who is most likely making someone LOL to death...LITERALLY. "Meet my Gliscor" Kou stated with a confident look on his face as he was expecting a switch from spiritomb. Once again Spiritomb shows no fear as it plotted with the dead thus doubling his destructive power.
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Gliscor used Knock Off.
Gliscor knocked off foe Spiritomb's Leftovers!
Spiritomb lost 5% of its health.
Spiritomb used Shadow Ball.
Gliscor lost 94% of its health.
Gliscor's special defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
"Go Gliscor, use Knock Off" Yelled Kou. The Gotham hero sob charged at Spiritomb at full speed and knocked away his precious leftovers that was perfectly countering his sandstorm. You cannot escape the "Fury of the Storm" says Kou (I love Dragonforce lol =P). Spiritomb paid no mind to his recovery as he fired off a very powerful Shadow Ball that decimated The Dark Knight. Surprisingly he survived, but barely.
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Kou switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Spiritomb used Nasty Plot.
Spiritomb's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
"Come back Gliscor" ordered Kou as it jumped into the batmobile and scurried his a$$ back to his Gotham pokeball. Kou was expecting another Shadow Ball which is why he switched to the FATTEST BYTCH I HAVE EVER SEEN...Blissey. Little did he know Spiritomb suspected the Switch to this giand pink blob of speciall wallness and Nasty Plotted one more time. Seems like Even The Might Spiritomb is haunted by this monstrosity.
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Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
Spiritomb used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Kou thought Spiritomb would now run, so he ordered his Blissey use Calm Mind. Blissey relaxed her mind into thinkin about she loves in order to raise her special attack and defense (She was most likely thinkin of the pokemon food she was to recieve when she returned home =] . SPIRITOMB YET AGAIN DOES NOT BUDGE and fires away his Hidden Power, that barly left a scratch on that hard boiled egg. Spiritomb looked angry at the fact that he couldn't scramble this bytch.
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krisangel switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Seeing the minimal damage Spiritomb did, Kou ordered another Calm Mind by Blissey. Knowing that he is outmatched, Spiritomb finally returns to my side for some R&R. "Go Heracross" I shouted as I chucked the ball with all my might. Heracross looked very horny at the sight of all that fresh meat awaiting to be raped. (Stoopid Pun =P)
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Heracross used Pursuit.
Blissey lost 43% of its health.
Kou switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heracross's attack!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
This isn't good" thought Kou. " Blissey can be a pain in the *** for many pokemon, but not Heracross...Especially one that as erect and ready as that one." "Return" Kou was in the process of saying as he was interupted by my mighty shout. HERACROSS USE PURSUIT!!! Kou's eyes widened in disbelief as he wasn't expecting that my Heracross was a stalker that pursuited Blissey's a$$all the way home. Blissey took a huge Dent as she switches but of course her egg only cracked, it didn't shatter like I wanted. Kou's Gyarados made it's triumphant return to the graveyard Party and his overwhelming presence made Hera **** in his pants as his attack dropped.
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krisangel switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Heracross didn't have the balls to stay in against Gyara, it seems as if all the steroids were catching up to him. "Go Gyarados", I wanted my Gyara to join the party also. It seems as if Gyarados was enjoying the party because he danced all over my a$$ with a Dragon Dance, he must be calling out my Gyarados to a danceoff and I was ready to accept.
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Gyarados used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados used Taunt.
Gyarados can't use Taunt after the taunt!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
As Gyarados readied himself to show Kou who has the better dance moves, he ordered his Gyarados to taunt me. Gyarados GOT SERVED...Kou's Gyara won the dance off by unanimous decisions.
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krisangel switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
A lot was running through my mind at this moment. I wasn't ready to let my Gyara take such a big hit yet. I needed a scapegoat to sacrifice in order to bring Heracross back for the kill. Luckily Kou's Gyarados wasn't done showing off yet because he kept dancing as my Blissey made her appearance to the field.
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Gyarados used Taunt.
Blissey fell for the taunt!
Blissey used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 79% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Now Kou wasn't about to let Bliss cripple Gyara and end his dancing career so he Taunted Bliss. "Exactly what I was hoping you did" I said smiling. "HUH...WTF did you have planned?" a confused Kou asked. "Blissey, use THUNDERBOLT!!! Those words hurt just as much to Kou as getting sat on by a Snorlax. Bliss summoned lightning blots from the skies that crashed into Gyarados like the suicide planes on 9/11. I was confident his beast was done for but when the smoke cleared, a very angry Gyarados stood before me. It seems like all I did was anger the Fukcing thing.
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Blissey lost 55% of its health.
Blissey flinched!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
"Payback time Gyarados....Use Waterfall", Gyarados summoned the biggest waterfall I have ever seen and wrecked my Blissey with it. He hit me so hard that the pain was to much for bliss to retaliate. Now, I'm in a bad situation. Bliss can't take another hit and nothing else is safe from this monster.
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krisangel switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 16% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Kou had such a glow in his eyes as he ordered his Gyarados to finish the job. "Blissey come Back"..."Go Gyarados". For the third time in this match, Our two Behemoths faced off. The only difference is that, we were aiming to kill.
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Gyarados used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 59% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 19% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 3% of its health.
Kou's Gyarados fainted.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
krisangel's Gyarados fainted.
"ATTACK" ordered us both. A giant collision took place as Kou's Gyarados used sheer force to lift all the tombstones from the ground and fire them off @ my gyarados for the most powerful Stone Edge I have ever seen. Both Kou and I thought that my Gyarados was down for the count as my Gyarados bravely lunged forward flexing his teeth to unleash an Ice Fang that sent chills down the opposing Gyarados' spine. At the end of our standoff, both our Gyarados reached their limit bu they wouldn't stand down. They fiercly glared upon the other with a menacing look. Even with this brave showing neither Gyarados had enough energy to continue the fight, as they both collapsed to the ground.
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Kou switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
krisangel switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Heracross used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Kou's Gliscor fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.
After all the back and forthaction we were once again reset to equality. As we called back our Gyarados for some well deserved rest we thought on what was the best choice to continue the match with. I personally thought that Kou would bring out Blissey in order to replenish her health so I lead with Heracross. Kou was probably expecting me to act as I did and sent out his Gliscor. This would normally be a problem for Hera but Spiritomb did a number on his Gliscor and it stilled suffered from the wounds. "Finish it off...Close Combat" My Heracross approached Batman at such speeds that even his batradar couldn't have picked it up. [Bam] [Pow] [Smack] [Crack] [Boom]...A series of hits ripped through the Dark Knight. Batman was defeated. Seems like this job was too hard to handle for the great Gotham hero. The justice League ship arrived to take his a$$ back to base after the a$$ beating he just received.
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Kou switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Kou switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
krisangel switched in Spiritomb (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
A frustrated Kou sent out the Mighty Duck / Swan thing herself..."Go Cresselia". My heart pounds since my Heracross was only trained in the art of Close Combat due to his Choice Scarf. Kou did that on purpose so I can switch Blissey back in and so he can bring his Tyranitar back in and try to wake up. Too bad for him that Spiritomb was itching for some action and exploded out of the pokeball onto the field.
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Tyranitar is fast asleep!
Spiritomb used Nasty Plot.
Spiritomb's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou Orders his T=Tar to wake up but my hypnosis proved too powerful for a first turn gettup. Spiritomb took this oportunity to communicate wit the dead once again and boost his special attack.
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Kou switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Spiritomb used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 24% of its health.
Kou's Blissey fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou decide he would try the same strategy as earlier in the match to scare my Spiritomb away once again. "Tyranitar, get your sleeping beauty *** back here"... "Go Blissey"...."Do what you do best and be a bytch".... As that pink egg makes it's way to the field, Spiritomb erupts with a Hidden Power that turned her a$$to an omelet.
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Kou switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Tyranitar is fast asleep!
Spiritomb used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 100% of its health.
Kou's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou didn't want to give up as of yet and decided to be his last hopes on Tyranitar. "ATTACK" yelled Kou with all his might. Our hearts raced but there was no answer from Tyranitar...dude was still asleep. YESSS!!!! "SPIRITOMB....FCUK IT UP!!!" Spiritomb fires the strongest Hidden Power he can muster directly at the sleeping giant. My attack smacked into Tyranitar and left him in a deeper sleep than before.
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Kou switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Starmie used Surf.
Spiritomb lost 40% of its health.
Spiritomb used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 100% of its health.
Kou's Starmie fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou refused to give up still. He wouldnt go out without a fight. He send out his Starmie that ran from my Spiritomb earlier. "DROWN THAT SON OF A BYTCH....USE SURF!!!" Starmie was determined to take down Spiritomb as it summoned the whole Atlantic Ocean to crash upon Spiritomb...The field was covered with water...I worried, no sign of Spiritomb...Time went by, 1 sec...5sec...10 sec. Send out your next pokemon Kou said, Your ghost is no more. As soon as he finished taking a powerful Shadow Ball emerged from under the sea and shot Starmie to the sky. "I guess thats why they Called him the shooting star" I told Kou.
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Kou switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Cresselia used Toxic.
Spiritomb was badly poisoned!
Spiritomb used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Cresselia lost 95% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 5% of its health.
Kou's Cresselia fainted.
krisangel wins!
Kou realizes that Spiritomb is too much for him to handle under these conditions but he stll would't give in. His Swan returned in a triumphant way and was bent on killing this nightmare which haunted her trainer. "Toxic" says Kou. Cresselia tried to poison my ghoul but to no avail because Spiritomb retaliated with a Shadow Ball that turned the duck to chiken as it cowered in fear from my blast. An explosion takes place and the Space Duck of Doom was incapacitated and the storm did away with it
Kou and I shook hands and respected each other for the great battle we just had. Even though I won, I had a lot of respect for him and he always remained a champion in my heart. After the battle Spiritomb disappeared into the night. "Thank You" I yelled..."I couldn't have done it without you"...An evil laugh emerges from the sky and Kou and I went our seperate ways, hoping we will battle again soon.
FIN.
Props:
THRILLER
"Cementary Schemes"
"Cementary Schemes"
On a dreary night, I received an email from a very good friend of mine, Kou. He was a brave young man that dared to challenge all. He requested a pokemon battle, which is normal but the setting was the interesting thing. He chose a graveyard *gasp*. I accept his challenge of course but my heart was beating fast enough to jump right out of my chest. As I make my way to our destination I have visions of a certain pokemon. This ghoul taunted me every step of the way. "What do You want" I yelled at the pokemon that stunk of death. "You need me" says he. "No, I am confident that my current party will do fine; Now go on and leave me alone" I blurted. As waves are released from this being, my eyes get heavier and I fell asleep. "See you on the battle field" it's drifting voice said. I awoke on in the cementary where Kou had planned this battle and he was sitting on a tombstone with his arms crossed waiting for me to regain my composure. I stood up ready to battle as I spotted a glowing pokeball with a dark force spewing out of it. "Are you ready Kris" Kou asked with a serious and competitive face, "Aren't I always" I responded with a smirk. At the end of my words, our War began.
My Team:
Kou's Team (Order of Appearance):
Rules: Evasion Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Kou sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
krisangel sent out Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
We both started out with very fierce Gyarados. They stared each other down with a very sinister look as they wait for the other to cower to the surperior Chinese Dragon of Legend.
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Kou switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
krisangel switched in Spiritomb (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
It seems that the power of our Gyarados rivaled each other as the both cowered back to their pokeballs. Kou sent out his Starmie which is know by many as the wishing star of misfortune. I was fearful of this holy creature, too scared to make my move until that glowing pokeball opened itself and released something I have never seen before. "What the hell is that" says Kou whipping out his pokedex. "Spiritomb, the Tomb pokemon, further data is unavailable" responded dexter. I am now scared yet I feel as if I can harness this creature of death and use it in combat.
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Kou switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Spiritomb used Hypnosis.
Tyranitar fell asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
The Starmie took his Patrick the Star's a$$ back to Bikini Bottom with fear as Kou sent out a ferocious Tyranitar that started a vicious sandstorm that hindered my vision. Spiritomb shows no fear as it fires off a hypnosis at the great beast. I feel like I have seen that somewhere before, Could that have been what he put me to sleep with?...YESS IT WAS!!!, Tyranitar fell to his knees as he drifted to the world of dreams.
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Kou switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Spiritomb used Nasty Plot.
Spiritomb's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Away goes Tyranitar to complete his slumber as Kou releases...this shady creature that veiled itself with the sand. As I got a better view, my heart sunk...BATMAN?...WTF? I was confused because I didn't understand why Batman was here in NJ when he was supposed to be in the chase of Joker who is most likely making someone LOL to death...LITERALLY. "Meet my Gliscor" Kou stated with a confident look on his face as he was expecting a switch from spiritomb. Once again Spiritomb shows no fear as it plotted with the dead thus doubling his destructive power.
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Gliscor used Knock Off.
Gliscor knocked off foe Spiritomb's Leftovers!
Spiritomb lost 5% of its health.
Spiritomb used Shadow Ball.
Gliscor lost 94% of its health.
Gliscor's special defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
"Go Gliscor, use Knock Off" Yelled Kou. The Gotham hero sob charged at Spiritomb at full speed and knocked away his precious leftovers that was perfectly countering his sandstorm. You cannot escape the "Fury of the Storm" says Kou (I love Dragonforce lol =P). Spiritomb paid no mind to his recovery as he fired off a very powerful Shadow Ball that decimated The Dark Knight. Surprisingly he survived, but barely.
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Kou switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Spiritomb used Nasty Plot.
Spiritomb's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
"Come back Gliscor" ordered Kou as it jumped into the batmobile and scurried his a$$ back to his Gotham pokeball. Kou was expecting another Shadow Ball which is why he switched to the FATTEST BYTCH I HAVE EVER SEEN...Blissey. Little did he know Spiritomb suspected the Switch to this giand pink blob of speciall wallness and Nasty Plotted one more time. Seems like Even The Might Spiritomb is haunted by this monstrosity.
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Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
Spiritomb used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 34% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Kou thought Spiritomb would now run, so he ordered his Blissey use Calm Mind. Blissey relaxed her mind into thinkin about she loves in order to raise her special attack and defense (She was most likely thinkin of the pokemon food she was to recieve when she returned home =] . SPIRITOMB YET AGAIN DOES NOT BUDGE and fires away his Hidden Power, that barly left a scratch on that hard boiled egg. Spiritomb looked angry at the fact that he couldn't scramble this bytch.
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krisangel switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Blissey used Calm Mind.
Blissey's special attack was raised.
Blissey's special defence was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Seeing the minimal damage Spiritomb did, Kou ordered another Calm Mind by Blissey. Knowing that he is outmatched, Spiritomb finally returns to my side for some R&R. "Go Heracross" I shouted as I chucked the ball with all my might. Heracross looked very horny at the sight of all that fresh meat awaiting to be raped. (Stoopid Pun =P)
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Heracross used Pursuit.
Blissey lost 43% of its health.
Kou switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heracross's attack!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
This isn't good" thought Kou. " Blissey can be a pain in the *** for many pokemon, but not Heracross...Especially one that as erect and ready as that one." "Return" Kou was in the process of saying as he was interupted by my mighty shout. HERACROSS USE PURSUIT!!! Kou's eyes widened in disbelief as he wasn't expecting that my Heracross was a stalker that pursuited Blissey's a$$all the way home. Blissey took a huge Dent as she switches but of course her egg only cracked, it didn't shatter like I wanted. Kou's Gyarados made it's triumphant return to the graveyard Party and his overwhelming presence made Hera **** in his pants as his attack dropped.
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krisangel switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Heracross didn't have the balls to stay in against Gyara, it seems as if all the steroids were catching up to him. "Go Gyarados", I wanted my Gyara to join the party also. It seems as if Gyarados was enjoying the party because he danced all over my a$$ with a Dragon Dance, he must be calling out my Gyarados to a danceoff and I was ready to accept.
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Gyarados used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados used Taunt.
Gyarados can't use Taunt after the taunt!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
As Gyarados readied himself to show Kou who has the better dance moves, he ordered his Gyarados to taunt me. Gyarados GOT SERVED...Kou's Gyara won the dance off by unanimous decisions.
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krisangel switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
A lot was running through my mind at this moment. I wasn't ready to let my Gyara take such a big hit yet. I needed a scapegoat to sacrifice in order to bring Heracross back for the kill. Luckily Kou's Gyarados wasn't done showing off yet because he kept dancing as my Blissey made her appearance to the field.
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Gyarados used Taunt.
Blissey fell for the taunt!
Blissey used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 79% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
Now Kou wasn't about to let Bliss cripple Gyara and end his dancing career so he Taunted Bliss. "Exactly what I was hoping you did" I said smiling. "HUH...WTF did you have planned?" a confused Kou asked. "Blissey, use THUNDERBOLT!!! Those words hurt just as much to Kou as getting sat on by a Snorlax. Bliss summoned lightning blots from the skies that crashed into Gyarados like the suicide planes on 9/11. I was confident his beast was done for but when the smoke cleared, a very angry Gyarados stood before me. It seems like all I did was anger the Fukcing thing.
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Gyarados used Waterfall.
Blissey lost 55% of its health.
Blissey flinched!
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Blissey is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Blissey lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
"Payback time Gyarados....Use Waterfall", Gyarados summoned the biggest waterfall I have ever seen and wrecked my Blissey with it. He hit me so hard that the pain was to much for bliss to retaliate. Now, I'm in a bad situation. Bliss can't take another hit and nothing else is safe from this monster.
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krisangel switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 16% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Kou had such a glow in his eyes as he ordered his Gyarados to finish the job. "Blissey come Back"..."Go Gyarados". For the third time in this match, Our two Behemoths faced off. The only difference is that, we were aiming to kill.
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Gyarados used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 59% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 19% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 3% of its health.
Kou's Gyarados fainted.
Gyarados is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Gyarados lost 6% of its health.
krisangel's Gyarados fainted.
"ATTACK" ordered us both. A giant collision took place as Kou's Gyarados used sheer force to lift all the tombstones from the ground and fire them off @ my gyarados for the most powerful Stone Edge I have ever seen. Both Kou and I thought that my Gyarados was down for the count as my Gyarados bravely lunged forward flexing his teeth to unleash an Ice Fang that sent chills down the opposing Gyarados' spine. At the end of our standoff, both our Gyarados reached their limit bu they wouldn't stand down. They fiercly glared upon the other with a menacing look. Even with this brave showing neither Gyarados had enough energy to continue the fight, as they both collapsed to the ground.
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Score: 5-5 (Pheew, Intense match)
Kou switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
krisangel switched in Heracross (lvl 100 Heracross ?).
Heracross used Close Combat.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 12% of its health.
Kou's Gliscor fainted.
Heracross's defence was lowered.
Heracross's special defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
Heracross is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Heracross lost 6% of its health.
After all the back and forthaction we were once again reset to equality. As we called back our Gyarados for some well deserved rest we thought on what was the best choice to continue the match with. I personally thought that Kou would bring out Blissey in order to replenish her health so I lead with Heracross. Kou was probably expecting me to act as I did and sent out his Gliscor. This would normally be a problem for Hera but Spiritomb did a number on his Gliscor and it stilled suffered from the wounds. "Finish it off...Close Combat" My Heracross approached Batman at such speeds that even his batradar couldn't have picked it up. [Bam] [Pow] [Smack] [Crack] [Boom]...A series of hits ripped through the Dark Knight. Batman was defeated. Seems like this job was too hard to handle for the great Gotham hero. The justice League ship arrived to take his a$$ back to base after the a$$ beating he just received.
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Score: 5-4 Me
Kou switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Kou switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
krisangel switched in Spiritomb (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
A frustrated Kou sent out the Mighty Duck / Swan thing herself..."Go Cresselia". My heart pounds since my Heracross was only trained in the art of Close Combat due to his Choice Scarf. Kou did that on purpose so I can switch Blissey back in and so he can bring his Tyranitar back in and try to wake up. Too bad for him that Spiritomb was itching for some action and exploded out of the pokeball onto the field.
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Tyranitar is fast asleep!
Spiritomb used Nasty Plot.
Spiritomb's special attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou Orders his T=Tar to wake up but my hypnosis proved too powerful for a first turn gettup. Spiritomb took this oportunity to communicate wit the dead once again and boost his special attack.
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Kou switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Spiritomb used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 24% of its health.
Kou's Blissey fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou decide he would try the same strategy as earlier in the match to scare my Spiritomb away once again. "Tyranitar, get your sleeping beauty *** back here"... "Go Blissey"...."Do what you do best and be a bytch".... As that pink egg makes it's way to the field, Spiritomb erupts with a Hidden Power that turned her a$$to an omelet.
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Score: 5-3 Me
Kou switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
Tyranitar is fast asleep!
Spiritomb used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 100% of its health.
Kou's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou didn't want to give up as of yet and decided to be his last hopes on Tyranitar. "ATTACK" yelled Kou with all his might. Our hearts raced but there was no answer from Tyranitar...dude was still asleep. YESSS!!!! "SPIRITOMB....FCUK IT UP!!!" Spiritomb fires the strongest Hidden Power he can muster directly at the sleeping giant. My attack smacked into Tyranitar and left him in a deeper sleep than before.
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Score: 5-2 Me
Kou switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).
Starmie used Surf.
Spiritomb lost 40% of its health.
Spiritomb used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 100% of its health.
Kou's Starmie fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Spiritomb is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Spiritomb lost 6% of its health.
Kou refused to give up still. He wouldnt go out without a fight. He send out his Starmie that ran from my Spiritomb earlier. "DROWN THAT SON OF A BYTCH....USE SURF!!!" Starmie was determined to take down Spiritomb as it summoned the whole Atlantic Ocean to crash upon Spiritomb...The field was covered with water...I worried, no sign of Spiritomb...Time went by, 1 sec...5sec...10 sec. Send out your next pokemon Kou said, Your ghost is no more. As soon as he finished taking a powerful Shadow Ball emerged from under the sea and shot Starmie to the sky. "I guess thats why they Called him the shooting star" I told Kou.
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Score: 5-1 Me
Kou switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Cresselia used Toxic.
Spiritomb was badly poisoned!
Spiritomb used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Cresselia lost 95% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Cresselia is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Cresselia lost 5% of its health.
Kou's Cresselia fainted.
krisangel wins!
Kou realizes that Spiritomb is too much for him to handle under these conditions but he stll would't give in. His Swan returned in a triumphant way and was bent on killing this nightmare which haunted her trainer. "Toxic" says Kou. Cresselia tried to poison my ghoul but to no avail because Spiritomb retaliated with a Shadow Ball that turned the duck to chiken as it cowered in fear from my blast. An explosion takes place and the Space Duck of Doom was incapacitated and the storm did away with it
Score: 5-0 Me
Kou and I shook hands and respected each other for the great battle we just had. Even though I won, I had a lot of respect for him and he always remained a champion in my heart. After the battle Spiritomb disappeared into the night. "Thank You" I yelled..."I couldn't have done it without you"...An evil laugh emerges from the sky and Kou and I went our seperate ways, hoping we will battle again soon.
FIN.
Props:
- Spiritomb for being a beast
- Sanstorm for killing off Kou's Gyara
- Kou's Tyranitar for staying asleep
- Me for tying the series between me and Kou =P
- Gyarados for flinching Blissey
- Gyarados for Taunting my Gyarados and not allowing a danceoff...lmao
- Kou for not doing as well as he usually does (maybe he wasnt trying)
- Me for waiting months to write this warstory
