open challenge for whoever wants it
2v2 Doubles
2 day DQ
1 recover/3 chills
Arena: the usual "hard packed sand with a moat around it" or whatever from the IRC quote
Switch=N/A
All Abilities
No items
porygon3 sends out Sludge the Grimer and Pastafarian the Tangela.
porygon3's Team:

Grimer(*) Sludge (M)
Nature: Brave (Adds * to Attack; A 15% decrease (rounded down) in Base Speed and a +5% increase in accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 90) on an opponent's attacks)
Type: Poison
Poison: Poison STAB; immunity to Poison/Toxic, see and breath through smog/smokescreens uninhibited. Dasutodasu, Muk, and Weezing inflict Toxic Poisoning with Solid/Liquid/Gaseous Poison attacks (respectively), Wrap, Haze, and Glare have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: **** (+1)
Def: **
SpA: **
SpD: **
Spe: 21 (25 / 1.15v)
EC: 2/6
MC: 1
DC: 2/5
Abilities:
Stench (innate): This Pokemon has a foul odor that reeks into each of its attacks, causing all of them to have a 10% flinch rate. This applies to each hit of a multi-hit move.
Sticky Hold (innate): This Pokemon’s body is covered in a sticky substance that prevents item theft or swapping.
Poison Touch (can be disabled): This Pokemon's body is covered with a film of poison. Whenever it hits an opponent with a contact attack, that opponent has a 30% chance of being Poisoned. When disabled, all this Pokemon's Poison-type attacks will inflict Toxic level poison.
Attacks:
Poison Gas (*)
Pound (*)
Harden (*)
Mud-Slap (*)
Disable (*)
Minimize (*)
Sludge (*)
Mud Bomb (*)
Gunk Shot
Haze (*)
Shadow Sneak (*)
Curse (*)
Payback (*)
Taunt (*)
Flamethrower (*)

Tangela: Pastafarian (M)
Nature: Docile
Type: Grass
Grass: Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed, Growth, Moonlight, Morning Sun, Nature Power, Sunny Day, Sweet Scent, and Swords Dance have have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: **
Def: ****
SpA: ****
SpD: **
Spe: 60
EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 1/5
Abilities:
Chlorophyll (innate): During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed
Leaf Guard (innate): In bright sunlight the Pokemon is surrounded by a faint green glow. The glow protects it from all permanent and temporary status conditions
Regenerator (innate) (DW): When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and 10 HP is restored
Attacks:
Ingrain
Constrict
Sleep Powder
Absorb
Growth
PoisonPowder
Vine Whip
Bind
Ancientpower
Giga Drain
Amnesia
Leaf Storm
Sunny Day
Protect
Reflect
HD's Team:
Joltik [Black Widow] (Female)*
Nature: Timid (Attack reduced by *; A 15% increase in Base Speed [Rounded Up] and a +5% flat increase in accuracy (e.g. 85 Accuracy becomes 90) on this Pokemon's attacks.)
Type: Bug/Electric
Bug STAB; Anger Powder, Poison Powder, Sleep Powder, Solarbeam, Spore, Stun Spore, Roost have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
EC: 3/6
MC: 1
DC: 2/5
Abilities:
Compoundeyes: (Innate) This Pokemon’s complex eyes give it a comprehensive view of the field, making its attack 30% (x1.3) more accurate.
Tension: (Innate) The Pokemon's presense causes immense tension in the opponent, preventing them from eating a held Berry. Natural Gift may still be used.
Swarm (DW - Not Activated): (Innate) When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any Bug-typed attack is increased by 2. (eg Silver Wind goes from 6 to 8, Scissor Cross from 8 to 10)
Attacks:
String Shot*
Leech Life*
Spider Web*
Thunder Wave*
Screech*
Fury Cutter*
Electric Net*
Bug Bite*
Gastro Acid*
Bug Buzz
Poison Sting*
Disable*
Cross Poison*
Thunderbolt*
Bug Repellent*
Rain Dance*
Nature: Timid (Attack reduced by *; A 15% increase in Base Speed [Rounded Up] and a +5% flat increase in accuracy (e.g. 85 Accuracy becomes 90) on this Pokemon's attacks.)
Type: Bug/Electric
Bug STAB; Anger Powder, Poison Powder, Sleep Powder, Solarbeam, Spore, Stun Spore, Roost have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 75 (+)
EC: 3/6
MC: 1
DC: 2/5
Abilities:
Compoundeyes: (Innate) This Pokemon’s complex eyes give it a comprehensive view of the field, making its attack 30% (x1.3) more accurate.
Tension: (Innate) The Pokemon's presense causes immense tension in the opponent, preventing them from eating a held Berry. Natural Gift may still be used.
Swarm (DW - Not Activated): (Innate) When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any Bug-typed attack is increased by 2. (eg Silver Wind goes from 6 to 8, Scissor Cross from 8 to 10)
Attacks:
String Shot*
Leech Life*
Spider Web*
Thunder Wave*
Screech*
Fury Cutter*
Electric Net*
Bug Bite*
Gastro Acid*
Bug Buzz
Poison Sting*
Disable*
Cross Poison*
Thunderbolt*
Bug Repellent*
Rain Dance*
Lotad [BROtad] (Male)
Nature: Quiet (Adds * to Special Attack, 15% decrease (rounded down) in Base Speed and a +5% increase in accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 90) on an opponent's attacks)
Type: Water/Grass
Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious. Splash and Ice Moves have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed, Growth, Moonlight, Morning Sun, Nature Power, Sunny Day, Sweet Scent, and Swords Dance have have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 (-)
EC: 1/9
MC: 0
DC: 1/5
Abilities
Swift Swim: (Innate) The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast is slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its speed in the rain.
Rain Dish: (Innate) This Pokemon collects water in the rain and absorbs it into its body, healing two (2) HP/action.
Own Tempo (DW - Not Activated): (Innate) This Pokemon moves at its own pace and cannot be confused by any method.
Attacks
Astonish
Growl
Absorb
Nature Power
Mist
Natural Gift
Mega Drain
Bubblebeam
Energy Ball
Giga Drain
Leech Seed
Counter
Toxic
Ice Beam
Swords Dance
Surf
Nature: Quiet (Adds * to Special Attack, 15% decrease (rounded down) in Base Speed and a +5% increase in accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 90) on an opponent's attacks)
Type: Water/Grass
Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious. Splash and Ice Moves have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Grass STAB; Immunity to Leech Seed, Growth, Moonlight, Morning Sun, Nature Power, Sunny Day, Sweet Scent, and Swords Dance have have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 (-)
EC: 1/9
MC: 0
DC: 1/5
Abilities
Swift Swim: (Innate) The Pokemon with this ability moves extremely fast is slick, rainy conditions, doubling (x2) its speed in the rain.
Rain Dish: (Innate) This Pokemon collects water in the rain and absorbs it into its body, healing two (2) HP/action.
Own Tempo (DW - Not Activated): (Innate) This Pokemon moves at its own pace and cannot be confused by any method.
Attacks
Astonish
Growl
Absorb
Nature Power
Mist
Natural Gift
Mega Drain
Bubblebeam
Energy Ball
Giga Drain
Leech Seed
Counter
Toxic
Ice Beam
Swords Dance
Surf
Rufflet [Agila] (Female)
Nature: Jolly (A 15% increase (rounded up) in Base Speed and a +5% increase in accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 90) on this Pokemon's attacks, Special Attack reduced by *)
Type: Normal/Flying
Normal STAB; Bite, Claw Sharpen, Crunch, Dig, Double Kick, Hammer Arm, Iron Tail, Rain Dance, Rock Smash, Shadow Claw, Sunny Day, Wild Charge have Energy Cost reduced by one (1)
Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks outside extremely odd circumstances even for ground-based flying Pokemon, Heat Wave, Icy Wind, Ominous Wind, Silver Wind, Twister, Whirlwind have have Energy Cost reduced by one (1)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69 (+)
EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 1/5
Abilities:
Keen Eye: (Innate) This Pokemon has extremely good vision and cannot have its accuracy lowered by any means. Its attacks are still affected by an opponent’s evasion.
Sheer Force: (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon can energize all its attacks with secondary effect chances less than 100%. When Enabled, the Base Attack Power of every move with an effect chance less than 100% increases by two (2), but they will never have a secondary effect.
Hustle (DW - Not Activated): (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the base damage of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.
Attacks
Peck
Leer
Fury Attack
Wing Attack
Hone Claws
Scary Face
Aerial Ace
Crush Claw
Bulk Up
Return
Shadow Claw
Rock Slide
Substitute
Rock Smash
Nature: Jolly (A 15% increase (rounded up) in Base Speed and a +5% increase in accuracy (e.g. 85 becomes 90) on this Pokemon's attacks, Special Attack reduced by *)
Type: Normal/Flying
Normal STAB; Bite, Claw Sharpen, Crunch, Dig, Double Kick, Hammer Arm, Iron Tail, Rain Dance, Rock Smash, Shadow Claw, Sunny Day, Wild Charge have Energy Cost reduced by one (1)
Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks outside extremely odd circumstances even for ground-based flying Pokemon, Heat Wave, Icy Wind, Ominous Wind, Silver Wind, Twister, Whirlwind have have Energy Cost reduced by one (1)
Stats:
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69 (+)
EC: 1/6
MC: 0
DC: 1/5
Abilities:
Keen Eye: (Innate) This Pokemon has extremely good vision and cannot have its accuracy lowered by any means. Its attacks are still affected by an opponent’s evasion.
Sheer Force: (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon can energize all its attacks with secondary effect chances less than 100%. When Enabled, the Base Attack Power of every move with an effect chance less than 100% increases by two (2), but they will never have a secondary effect.
Hustle (DW - Not Activated): (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the base damage of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.
Attacks
Peck
Leer
Fury Attack
Wing Attack
Hone Claws
Scary Face
Aerial Ace
Crush Claw
Bulk Up
Return
Shadow Claw
Rock Slide
Substitute
Rock Smash
I hope you know the order by now, but just in case;
-HD sends out Pokes and gives actions
-p3 gives actions
-I ref
-p3 gives actions
-HD gives actions
-I ref
Good Luck Trainers!