(Completed) Mario Kart battle: Limewire vs TravelLog (ref = Lakitu Objection)

[Objection]

Originally Posted by Fat Limewire

Battle!

2 vs 2 singles
3 Day DQ
2 Recover, 5 chills

Arena: Mario Kart Stadium!

This isn't your ordinary battle. The match takes place on a racing track. The battlers will be driving two karts along the course. There is a pick-up truck between the two, and on the pick-up truck is an arena! The arena is 40 feet wide and 60 feet long, made out of solid cement. If Pokemon get knocked out of the arena, they will teleport back into the center, but lose 7 HP.

In addition, at the end of every round, trainers will hit an item box that will give them special items. The special items last for one action only, and trainers can only have one special item at a time. Here are the list of special items, and the probability of getting one:

Mushroom (25%): Decreases the energy cost of a move by 3.

Shell (25%): Increases the damage of an attack by 3.

Star (15%): Decreases damage done from enemy attacks by 50%.

Bomb-Omb (15%): Deals 10 damage to the foe, and 5 damage to the user.

Boo (10%): Takes no damage from an attack on the round that the item is used.

Inkblot (10%): Decreases the accuracy of the opponent's move by 30% for the next two actions.

Originally Posted by Fat TravelLog

@Limewire: I am so down for this. Mario Kart FTW.
We just need a ref.

Switch=KO
Abilities=all
Items=None

Don't ask me how a 40x60 arena can fit on a pickup-truck. I'm just a Lakitu!

Team Limewire

Chomper the Gabite

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Gabite [Chomper] (Female)
Nature: Naughty

Type:

Ground: Ground STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings. Knock Down, Rock Slide, Sandstorm, and Stealth Rock have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).

Dragon: Dragon STAB; Roar has have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).

HP: 100
Atk: **** (+)
Def: ***
SpA: **
SpD: * (-)
Spe: 82

EC: 6/9
MC: 1
DC: 4/5

Abilities:
Sand Veil: This Pokemon is used to reacting in desert conditions and gets a 20% evasion boost during Sandstorms. Pokemon with this ability are immune to Sandstorm damage.

Rough Skin (DW): When struck with a contact attack, this Pokemon’s abrasive skin causes pain to the opponent, dealing 25% of the damage received to the opponent. (DW)

Attacks:
Tackle(*)
Sand-Attack(*)
Dragon Rage(*)
Sandstorm(*)
Take Down(*)
Sand Tomb(*)
Slash(*)
Dragon Claw

Outrage(*)
Scary Face(*)
Iron Head(*)

Aqua Tail

Earthquake(*)
Roar(*)
Dig(*)
Rock Slide

Kax$tar the Togetic

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Togetic [Kax$tar] (F)
Nature: Modest (SpA +*, Atk -*)

Type:

Normal: Normal STAB; Bite, Claw Sharpen, Crunch, Dig, Double Kick, Hammer Arm, Iron Tail, Rain Dance, Rock Smash, Shadow Claw, Sunny Day, Wild Charge have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).
Flying: Flying STAB; immunity to Ground attacks outside extremely odd circumstances even for ground-based flying Pokemon. Enhanced aerial mobility. Superior senses in open air arenas.

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 40

EC: 4
DC: 1/5
MC: 2

Abilities:

Serene Grace: (Innate) This Pokemon has a blessing which doubles the success chance of its attack’s secondary effects. (eg paralysis from Thunderbolt)
Hustle: (Can Be Activated) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the base damage of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.
(DW) Super Luck: (Innate) This Pokemon’s natural skill doubles (x2) its critical hit levels above other Pokemon, making its normal moves inflict critical hits 12.5% of the time and its high critical hit moves inflict critical hits 1/3rd of the time.

Moves:

Growl
Charm
Metronome
Sweet Kiss
Yawn
Encore
AncientPower
Follow Me
Bestow

Nasty Plot
Morning Sun
Extrasensory

Protect
Energy Ball
Flamethrower

Clowncrete the Gurdurr

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Gurdurr [Clowncrete] (M)
Nature: Adamant (+* Atk, -* SpA)

Type:

Fighting: Fighting STAB; ignore weight restrictions of throwing/grappling moves, Meditate and Cheer Up have Energy Cost reduced by one (1).

Guts: (Innate) This Pokemon is tenacious and will work ever harder when under a status condition, raising the base attack power of all its physical attacks by two (2). Pokemon with Guts ignore the attack drop from burn.
Sheer Force: (Can Be Enabled) This Pokemon can energize all its attacks with secondary effect chances less than 100%. When Enabled, the Base Attack Power of every move with an effect chance less than 100% increases by two (2), but they will never have a secondary effect.
Iron Fist: (Innate) (DW) The Base Attack Power of this Pokemon’s “Punch” attacks is increased by two (2). (Known attacks effected: Bullet Punch, Comet Punch, Dizzy Punch, Drain Punch, Dynamicpunch, Fire Punch, Focus Punch, Hammer Arm, Ice Punch, Mach Punch, Mega Punch, Meteor Mash, Shadow Punch, Sky Uppercut, Thunderpunch)

Gurdurr
HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 40

EC: 2/9
DC: 2/5
MC: 2
KO: 2

Pound
Leer
Focus Energy
Bide
Low Kick
Rock Throw
Wake-up Slap
Chip Away
Rock Slide
Hammer Arm
Focus Punch


Drain Punch
Mach Punch
Wide Guard

Bulk Up
Stone Edge
Payback

Team TravelLog

Loki the Syclar

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Syclar [Loki] (M)
Nature: Mild (Adds One (1) Rank to Special Attack; Subtracts One (1) Rank From Defense)
Type: Ice/Bug
Ice: Ice STAB; immune to freezing and Sheer Cold, no vision loss or damage in Hail or snowstorm conditions, perfectly accurate and 30% Protect breaking Blizzard in Hail. Superior senses and mobility in frozen caves and other frigid arenas.
Bug: Bug STAB; More mobility in dense brush or forest conditions. Gain an extra guaranteed attack on multi-hit moves.

B]Abilities:[/B]
Compoundeyes: (Innate) This Pokemon’s complex eyes give it a comprehensive view of the field, making its attack 30% (x1.3) more accurate.
Mountaineer: (Innate) This Pokemon is used to scaling and avoiding rocks. It can avoid damage from Stealth Rock when it switches in, and one Rock-type attack per round.
Technician (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon is more skilled at performing weaker moves, causing any of their attacks that normally deal 6 or below base damage to have their base damage multiplied by 1.5. (e.g. Aerial Ace goes from 6 to 9, Mach Punch goes from 4 to 6, etc.) The Energy Cost for a one-hit or two-hit attack is increased by one (1). Each hit in a multi-hit move is boosted by one (1) damage, and the Energy Cost for mutli-hit attacks is increased by two (2).

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Level Up:
Leer
Leech Life
Scratch
Focus Energy
Ice Shard
Slash
Icy Wind
Bug Bite
Icicle Spear

Egg:
Tail Glow
Earth Power
Counter

TM:
Blizzard
Double Team
Acrobatics

Danse Macabre the Litwick

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Litwick [Danse Macabre] (Male) (*)
Nature: Modest (+SpA,-Atk)
Type: Ghost/Fire
Ghost: Ghost STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.
Fire: Fire STAB; immune to burn, 50% reduction in freeze chance, emit a low glow in dark places, takes additional damage if active open flames are exposed to a water attack. Superior senses in volcanic or brushfire areas.

Abilities:
Flash Fire (Innate): This Pokemon thrives in high temperatures, and takes the energy of any fire attack, nullifies the damage, and uses the additional power to boost its own fire attack’s Base Attack Power by two (2).
Flame Body (Innate):This Pokemon’s external temperature is kept at such a high level that any contact attack used on this Pokemon has a 30% chance of burning the opponent.
Shadow Tag (DW/Innate):Upon entry into battle, this Pokemon’s Shadow expands across the arena and dissipates, forcing opposing Pokemon to stay within 10 meters of this Pokemon. The Shadow entirely negates the ability to switch for every Pokemon except those who also have Shadow Tag.

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 20

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Level up:
Ember*
Astonish*
Minimize*
Smog*
Fire Spin*
Confuse Ray*
Night Shade*
Will-O-Wisp*
Flame Burst*
Imprison*

Egg:
Acid Armor*
Clear Smog*
Heat Wave*

TM:
Will-O-Wisp*
Calm Mind*
Toxic*

Hephaestus the Beldum

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Beldum [Hephaestus] (Genderless)
Nature: Careful (+1 SpD, -1 SpA)

Type:
Steel: Steel STAB; Immune to Sandstorm, highly insusceptible to toxic attacks, but can be corroded specifically by Acid and Acid Spray, can be magnetized. Superior senses in high-metal environments like construction sites or factories.
Psychic: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Abilities:
Clear Body: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body structure makes it immune to status lowering moves used by opponents. (e.g. Intimidate, Growl, Screech etc.)
Light Metal (DW): (Innate) The Pokemon's body is made of a lightweight but extremely strong alloy. It weighs half as much as other members of the species, but is equally sturdy. The Pokemon executes weak attacks much more effectively, adding +1 priority to all their attacks with 6 or less Base Attack Power (after other ability adjustments). Priority is applied to the summed Base Attack Power of a multi-hit move (e.g. Double Kick has priority at 6 BAP, Skill Link Bullet Seed doesn't at 15 BAP.)

Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 3 (+)
Spe: 30

EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:
Level Up:
Take Down

Tutor:
Zen Headbutt
Iron Head
Iron Defense

Limewire sends out first mon
TravelLog sends out first mon and gives orders
Limewire gives orders
I take it from there

[Limewire]

Getting knocked out of the arena will be troublesome. I should send out something that can float.

Go, Kax$tar the Togetic!

[TravelLog]

Go Loki the Syclar!

You're faster than him, so let's start things out with a Tail Glow, followed by Blizzard, and finish up with an Icicle Crash.

[Limewire]

Even with our higher special defense, a +3 SE attack will sting. Be careful, Kax$tar!

Start off with a Nasty Plot as it Tails Glow; two can play at this boosting game! Pray that Blizzard misses and retaliate with a powerful Flamethrower! Finally, Protect yourself against Icicle Crash.

[TravelLog]

Sadly (happy for me!), I have CompoundEyes...

[Objection]

Kax$tar the Togetic

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HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 40
Energy: 100%

Loki the Syclar

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HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91
Energy: 100%

TravelLog decides to begin with a Syclar named Loki, while Limewire sends out a Togetic named ... kax dollar sign star? Um ... I think I'll just call it Dollar Sign.

The round begins with both pokemon boosting their mental capabilities. Loki does this by making his Tail Glow while Dollar Sign comes up with a Nasty Plot to take down her opponent. Suddenly, Loki starts a Blizzard that blows snow across the entire arena, nearly freezing Dollar Sign and making my cloud very unhappy! But then Dollar Sign breathes fire on Loki like a Flamethrower, burning his right claw in the process! It also melted a lot of the snow, making the track damp in some places. Annoyed, Loki makes a huge Icicle ready to Crash down on Dollar Sign, but the Togetic is able to Protect herself from the attack. The icicle smashes upon hitting the protective barrier and a chunk of it nearly takes my head off!

Meanwhile, Limewire and TravelLog have just both picked up some items! Limewire gets a mushroom while TravelLog is lucky enough to get a star.

Kax$tar the Togetic

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HP: 63
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 40
Energy: 73%
Other: +1 special attack due to Nasty Plot (1 more round), mushroom ready

Loki the Syclar

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HP: 56
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91
Energy: 80%
Other: +2 special attack due to Tail Glow (1 more round), 1st degree burn on right claw, star ready

Raw data

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Loki uses Tail Glow for 8 energy
Loki's special attack is raised by 3 stages

Kax$tar uses Nasty Plot for 7 energy
Kax$tar's special attack is raised by 2 stages

Loki uses Blizzard for 7 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (boosted to 91%): 79 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 6 - no crit
Roll a D100 for freeze: 15 - no freeze
Kax$tar takes (12+3+(4-4)*1.5)*1.5+(3-0)*1.5=27 damage

Kax$tar uses Flamethrower for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 12 - no crit
Roll a D100 for burn (boosted to 20%): 18 - 1st degree burn on right claw
Loki takes (10+(4-2)*1.5)*2.25+(2-0)*1.5=32.25 damage

Loki uses Icicle Crash for 5 energy
No accuracy roll due to Protect
Roll a D16 for crit: 2 - no crit
No flinch roll due to Protect
Unaffected by 1st degree burn
Kax$tar would take (9+3+(3-3)*1.5)*1.5=18 damage
Loki takes 2 burn damage

Kax$tar uses Protect for 7+(18/3)=13 energy
Kax$tar protects itself from Icicle Crash

Item rolls: 1-25 = mushroom; 26-50 = shell; 51-65 = star; 66 - 80 = bob-omb; 81-90 = boo; 91=100 = blooper

Roll a D100 for Limewire's item: 19 - mushroom
Roll a D100 for TravelLog's item: 56 - star

Total damage:
Kax$tar: 27
Loki: 34.25

Limewire, your orders.

[Limewire]

Oooof, that stung.

Alright kax dollarsign tar, there really isn't much to do except to spam SE attacks at Syclar. However, if that frozen ant tries to use Blizzard, then use Protect for that action instead (but only once!) I'll be using my Mushroom on the move on the first action.

AncientPower (+Mushroom) ~ Flamethrower ~ AncientPower

Sub Protect in if faced with Blizzard, but only one time for this round.

[TravelLog]

Alright, not bad but we'll have to do better!
Using my star for this round

Blizzard~Blizzard (+star)~Double Team (4 clones)

[Objection]

Kax$tar the Togetic

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HP: 63
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 40
Energy: 73%
Other: +1 special attack due to Nasty Plot (1 more round), mushroom ready

Loki the Syclar

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HP: 56
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91
Energy: 80%
Other: +2 special attack due to Tail Glow (1 more round), 1st degree burn on right claw, star ready

Begin round 2. Loki summons another Blizzard, which is really starting to piss my cloud off. Dollar Sign tries to Protect herself from it and even uses the mushroom to speed up the process, but she just can't seem to keep the barrier up this time and is buffeted by the snow. Not satisfied, Loki then creates a third Blizzard! He also uses up the star just before being hit by Dollar Sign's Flamethrower. I'm sticking fairly close to the flames so my cloud can warm up after those blizzards. Suddenly, Loki jumps from side to side so quickly that it looks like there's five of him! Never mind Doubling his Team, it looks like TravelLog's pokemon is quintupling it! Dollar Sign calls upon an Ancient Power to hit the icy ant, but the rocks smash into a fake.

As they continue driving around the track, Limewire picks up another mushroom for his pokemon while TravelLog grabs a green shell.

Kax$tar the Togetic

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HP: 12
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 40
Energy: 53%
Other: mushroom ready

Loki the Syclar

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HP: 34
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91
Energy: 46%
Other: +1 special attack due to Tail Glow (1 more round), 1st degree burn on right claw, Double Team (3 clones), shell ready

Raw data

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Loki uses Blizzard for 7 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (boosted to 91%): 38 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 5 - no crit
Roll a D100 for freeze: 43 - no freeze
Kax$tar takes (12+3+(4-4)*1.5)*1.5+(2-0)*1.5=25.5 damage
Loki takes 2 burn damage

Kax$tar uses Protect for 7+(25.5/3)-3=8.5 energy (roll a D2 for rounding: 2 - round to 9)
The move fails due to consecutive use
Kax$tar uses up the mushroom

Loki uses Blizzard for 11 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (boosted to 91%): 56 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 16 - no crit
Roll a D100 for freeze: 75 - no freeze
Kax$tar takes (12+3+(4-4)*1.5)*1.5+(2-0)*1.5=25.5 damage
Loki takes 2 burn damage

Kax$tar uses Flamethrower for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 3 - no crit
Roll a D100 for burn (boosted to 20%): 82 - no burn
Loki takes ((10+(4-2)*1.5)*2.25+(1-0)*1.5)/2=15.375 damage
Loki uses up the star

Loki uses Double Team for 16 energy
Loki creates 4 clones
Loki takes 2 burn damage

Kax$tar uses AncientPower for 4 energy
Roll a D5 for target: 3 - clone
Loki has 3 clones remaining

Roll a D100 for Limewire's item: 18 - mushroom
Roll a D100 for TravelLog's item: 30 - shell

Total damage:
Kax$tar: 78
Loki: 55.625

TravelLog, orders please.

[TravelLog]

Well done Loki. Let's finish him off with an Icicle Spear. If that for some reason doesn't finish him, use another Blizzard, followed by another Icicle Spear

[Limewire]

noooo TT_TT

All we can do now is to spam attacks and hope that one of them hits the real Syclar

Flamethrower ~ AncientPower ~ Flamethrower

[Objection]

OK, there has been an issue with an action earlier on in the match. Loki the Syclar was ordered to use Icicle Crash when it does not know this move. It appears that TravelLog meant to give the order for Icicle Spear. Since both moves have the same energy cost, Kax$tar the Togetic is about to be KO'd so any changes to her energy will have no effect and there is no change to Kax$tar or Loki's health, I will not make any changes to the previous rounds.

Kax$tar the Togetic

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HP: 12
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 40
Energy: 53%
Other: mushroom ready

Loki the Syclar

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HP: 34
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91
Energy: 46%
Other: +1 special attack due to Tail Glow (1 more round), 1st degree burn on right claw, Double Team (3 clones), shell ready

The third round begins with Loki launching three Icicle Spears at Dollar Sign, who can't avoid them and comes crashing down on the arena floor. Meanwhile, both Limewire and TravelLog miss the item boxes this time around.

Kax$tar the Togetic

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HP: Stalactiterated
Energy: 53%
Other: mushroom ready

Loki the Syclar

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HP: 32
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91
Energy: 46%
Other: 1st degree burn on right claw, Double Team (3 clones), shell ready

Raw data

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Loki uses Icicle Spear for 5 energy
Roll a D8 for number of hits (due to Bug typing, 1-3 = 3 hits; 4-6 = 4 hits; 7-8 = 5 hits): 1 - 3 hits
Roll 3D16 for crits: 4; 14; 9 - no crits
Unaffected by burn
Kax$tar takes (3*3+3+(3-3)*1.5)*1.5=18 damage
Kax$tar is KO'd by the attack
Loki takes 2 burn damage

No item rolls since both battlers chose not to use their items

Total damage:
Kax$tar: 96
Loki: 57.625

Limewire, new mon, then orders.

[Limewire]

Alright Clowncrete the Gurdurr, let's smash this thing.

First of all, use Rock Slide to summon boulders from the ground, and smash them into three of the Syclar. If the original one was hit, then quickly use Mach Punch on action 2 before it can do anything. This should hopefully KO (25.88 + 10.50). If not, then use Rock Slide again. Your last action will be to use Drain Punch.

Rock Slide (3 Scylars) ~ Mach Punch / Rock Slide (3 Syclars) ~ Drain Punsh

[TravelLog]

Let's go down fighting Loki!
I want you to use your blistering speed to deliver a painful Acrobatics followed by an Ice Shard (which is also a priority move and will thus precede Mach Punch!). If you are still alive on the last turn, use another Acrobatics!

[Objection]

Clowncrete the Gurdurr

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HP: 100
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 40
Energy: 100%
Other: mushroom ready

Loki the Syclar

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HP: 32
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 1 (-)
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 91
Energy: 46%
Other: 1st degree burn on right claw, Double Team (3 clones), shell ready

And so Dollar Sign is replaced with a Gurdurr named Clowncrete. Loki still has the advantage of speed however and he and his three duplicates cartwheel towards Clowncrete, Acrobatically slashing his chest. Confused, Clowncrete picks up a bunch of rocks and makes a Rock Slide over three of the four Lokis. The real one gets caught up in the rocks and his natural instinct takes over as he clambers over them, trying desperately to avoid taking any damage. However, he has had to abandon his illusion to do this. Suddenly, both pokemon elect to attack quickly rather than strongly. Loki makes a Shard of Ice to throw at Clowncrete while Clowncrete moves his fist so fast that the Mach Punch almost creates a sonic boom! Then Loki performs some more Acrobatics, only this time he slashes Clowncrete across the face. Angered, Clowncrete Punches Loki again only to Drain his vitality. In fact, he drains so much that the icy bug can go on no longer.

Limewire and TravelLog both hit some item boxes this time around, but they don't get anything because they're still holding on to their mushroom and shell.

Clowncrete the Gurdurr

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HP: 74
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 40
Energy: 81%
Other: mushroom ready

Loki the Syclar

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HP: Fisticuffinated
Energy: 30%
Other: shell ready

Raw data

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Loki uses Acrobatics for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 16 - no crit
Affected by burn
Clowncrete takes (11+(3-3)*1.5-2)*1.5=13.5 damage
Loki takes 2 burn damage

Clowncrete uses Rock Slide on three of the four Lokis for 6 energy
Roll 3D100 for accuracy: 15, 85, 59 - all hit
Roll a D4 to determine which Loki doesn't get hit (1 = real one): 3 - real one does get hit
Loki takes no damage due to Mountaineer
Loki's clones all disappear

Loki uses Ice Shard for 2 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 14 - no crit
Unaffected by burn
Clowncrete takes (4+3+(3-3)*1.5)=7 damage
Loki takes 2 burn damage

Clowncrete uses Mach Punch for 2 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 6 - no crit
Loki takes (4+3+(5-1)*1.5)=13 damage

Loki uses Acrobatics for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 11 - no crit
Affected by burn
Clowncrete takes (11+(3-3)*1.5-2)*1.5=13.5 damage
Loki takes 2 burn damage

Clowncrete uses Drain Punch for 11 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 4 - no crit
Loki takes (8+3+(5-1)*1.5)=17 damage
Clowncrete recovers 8.5 HP
Loki is KO'd by the attack

No item rolls since both battlers chose not to use their items

Total damage:
Clowncrete: 25.5
Loki: 93.625

TravelLog, send in your second pokemon and then give the orders. Both battlers, remember you still have your items and, unless you use them, you can't get any better ones.

[TravelLog]

I'm sending in Danse.

Let's finish this up!

Will-o-wisp, Heat Wave (+shell)~Acid Armor

[Limewire]

Will-o-Wisp? Good thing we have guts!

Start off with a Payback as it attacks you. Then, attack it with two consecutive Rock Slides (activate Mushroom on the last attack.)

Payback ~ Rock Slide ~ Rock Slide (+mushroom)

[Objection]

Clowncrete the Gurdurr

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HP: 74
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 40
Energy: 81%
Other: mushroom ready

Danse Macabre the Litwick

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HP: 90
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 20
Energy: 100%
Other: shell ready

So it comes down to Clowncrete the Gurdurr against Danse Macabre the Litwick. I like that name for the Litwick. But amazingly, Clowncrete is faster than the candle. The only thing is, he wanted to give Payback to Danse Macabre, but since Danse hasn't done anything yet, there's not much to give payback for. Then the flame on top of Danse shoots a stray ember that floats like a Will-o-Wisp straight into Clowncrete's chest. But this only serves to make it angrier and stronger. Immediately Clowncrete picks up more rocks to make an extra strong Rock Slide right above Danse. Suddenly, the flame on top of Danse turns red and emits a Wave of Heat that knocks his shell straight into Clowncrete's head. Clowncrete feels the pain as he makes a second Rock Slide over the candle, this one being considerably faster as he uses up his mushroom. Danse then melts into a pool of wax as he constructs some Armor from Acid, hopefully protecting him somewhat from any further rock slides.

Limewire gets lucky as he picks a bob-omb up from the item box he hits, while TravelLog only gets a mushroom. With all these mushrooms I'm surprised at the lack of badgers.

Clowncrete the Gurdurr

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HP: 51
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 40
Energy: 62%
Other: 2nd degree burn on chest (activates Guts), bob-omb ready

Danse Macabre the Litwick

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HP: 32
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 20
Energy: 82%
Other: +2 defence due to Acid Armor (1 more round), mushroom ready

Raw data

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Clowncrete uses Payback for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 11 - no crit
Danse Macabre takes (5+(5-2)*1.5)*1.5=14.25 damage
Roll a D100 for Flame Body activation: 58 - no activation

Danse Macabre uses Will-o-Wisp for 6 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy: 35 - hit
Clowncrete gets a 2nd degree burn on the chest
Clowncrete's Guts activates

Clowncrete uses Rock Slide for 6 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy: 34 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 15 - no crit
Roll a D100 for flinch: 96 - no flinch
Danse Macabre takes (8+(5-2)*1.5+2)*1.5=21.75 damage
Clowncrete takes 2 burn damage

Danse Macabre uses Heat Wave for 6 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy: 44 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 9 - no crit
Roll a D100 for burn: 65 - no burn
Clowncrete takes (10+3+(4-2)*1.5)+3=19 damage
Danse Macabre uses up the shell

Clowncrete uses Rock Slide for 7 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy: 61 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 6 - no crit
Roll a D100 for flinch: 76 - no flinch
Danse Macabre takes (8+(5-2)*1.5+2)*1.5=21.75 damage
Clowncrete takes 2 burn damage
Clowncrete uses up the mushroom

Danse Macabre uses Acid Armor for 6 energy
Danse Macabre's defence is raised by 2 stages

Roll a D100 for Limewire's item: 70 - bob-omb
Roll a D100 for TravelLog's item: 22 - mushroom

Total damage:
Clowncrete: 48.5
Danse Macabre: 57.75

Limewire, your orders please.

[TravelLog]

I shouldn't have taken damage from the last Rock Slide, as Acid Armor negates physical attacks used on me the action it is used. My HP should therefore be at 54.

Acid Armor: The Pokemon melts into a body of water, increasing its defense two (2) stages and dodging physical attacks the action it is used. While all Pokemon with Acid Armor can melt into water (even Slugma and Magcargo), any substance similar to their original body structure can also be used.

Attack Power: -- | Accuracy: -- | Energy Cost: 6 | Effect Chance: -- | Typing: Poison

[Objection]

Originally Posted by Fat TravelLog

I shouldn't have taken damage from the last Rock Slide, as Acid Armor negates physical attacks used on me the action it is used. My HP should therefore be at 54.

Danse Macabre was slower, so it couldn't dodge the last Rock Slide by any means.

[TravelLog]

Read the description of acid armor. It lets me dodge physical attacks the action it is used, speed isn't a factor.

[Objection]

I asked on IRC. Speed is always a factor with any means of dodging. Slower mons can never dodge faster mons. I did read Acid Armor's description.

EDIT: The above is not strictly true. Protect and Detect are guaranteed means of dodging an attack not named Feint.

[Limewire]

Yeeeeah!

Bulk Up ~ Rock Slide (+Bomb-Omb) ~ Payback

If Litwick attempts to use either Confuse Ray or Calm Mind on the first round, use Payback instead (I hope this isn't going overboard with the sub actions).

[TravelLog]

You can only sub for one specific action, so I'm gonna consider it invalid. Use Confuse Ray on the first action (if his sub is considered valid, then use Acid Armor BEFORE his rock slide so that you can actually not be hit this time, with the bomb still damaging him). From there, I want you to reform and use Fire Spin+Mushroom, preventing him from using Payback (as a physical move, he remains trapped in the flames!), then use Calm Mind to give yourself a boost

[Objection]

I'm afraid Limewire's substitution is invalid. Pretty much any substitution with an "or" in it is invalid. After some asking on irc, it appears that because the substitution may or may not have taken effect, the result is that the pokemon fails to do anything.

Clowncrete the Gurdurr

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HP: 51
Atk: Rank 5 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 40
Energy: 62%
Other: 2nd degree burn on chest (activates Guts), bob-omb ready

Danse Macabre the Litwick

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HP: 32
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 20
Energy: 82%
Other: +2 defence due to Acid Armor (1 more round), mushroom ready

This round begins with Clowncrete trying to make sense of his trainer's orders. While he's stumped, Danse Macabre shines a bright Ray of light to Confuse Clowncrete even further. Clowncrete somehow manages not to lose his mind and makes another Rock Slide over Danse, but he slips a bob-omb in with the rocks, causing a massive explosion! Danse responds by launching a stream of fire at him. But this stream wraps itself around Clowncrete and the Fire Spins around him, putting a barrier between him and his target. Despite all this, Clowncrete still keeps a grip on his sanity and rushes through the fire and flames to give Danse some Payback, and unfortunately for TravelLog, the poor Litwick just can't hang in there. Limewire has won the match!

Clowncrete the Gurdurr

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HP: 32
Energy: 49%

Danse Macabre the Litwick

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HP: Vengeancinerated
Energy: 78%

Raw data

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Clowncrete get confusing orders and fails to do anything
Clowncrete takes 2 burn damage

Danse Macabre uses Confuse Ray for 4 energy
Roll a D3 for confusion duration: 3 - 4 actions

Roll a D2 for confusion (1 = hits self): 2 - does not hit self
Clowncrete uses Rock Slide for 6 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy: 17 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 3 - no crit
Roll a D100 for flinch: 84 - no flinch
Danse Macabre takes (8+(5-2)*1.5+2)*1.5+(0-2)*1.5+10=28.75 damage
Clowncrete takes 5 bob-omb damage
Clowncrete uses up the bob-omb
Clowncrete takes 2 burn damage

Danse Macabre uses Fire Spin for 0 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy: 70 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 5 - no crit
Clowncrete takes (4+3+(4-2)*1.5)=10 damage
Clowncrete is trapped in Fire Spin
Danse Macabre uses up the mushroom

Roll a D2 for confusion (1 = hits self): 2 - does not hit self
Clowncrete uses Payback for 7 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 14 - no crit
Danse Macabre takes (5+(5-2)*1.5+2)*1.5+(0-2)*1.5=14.25 damage
Danse Macabre is KO'd by the attack

Total damage:
Clowncrete: 67.5
Danse Macabre: 100.75

Prizes

• Limewire gets 2 TC
• TravelLog gets 2 TC
• Kax$tar the Togetic gets 1 EC, 2 MC and 1 DC.
• Clowncrete the Gurdurr gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 2 KOC.
• Loki the Syclar gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC.
• Danse Macabre the Litwick gets 1 EC, 2 MC and 1 DC.
• Objection gets 4 RC.