The challenge:
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There are no spectators here today in Unown Soup. I am floating on a piece of garlic bread in a sea of alphabet soup. Leave me be fools.
You are the worst co-worker ever. Here are the teams:
Maxim's Menacing Muddle:
Elekid [Zant] (M)
Nature: Rash (Special Attack increased by *, Special Defense decreased by *)
Type:
Electric: Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain. Superior senses in power plant environments.
Abilities:
Static: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is surrounded by an electric field that has a 30% chance of paralyzing opponents that use contact moves on this Pokemon.
Vital Spirit (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon has a high vitality and alertness making it immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action. If a Pokemon with Vital Spirit also has Insomnia, its evasion is raised by one (1) stage permanently.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 95
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 15
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5
Attacks (14):
Quick Attack
Leer
Thunderpunch
Thundershock
Low Kick
Swift
Shock Wave
Light Screen
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Cross Chop
Protect
Thunder Wave
Psychic
Togepi [Serenity] (F)
Nature: Bold (Defense increased by *, Attack decreased by *)
Type:
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Abilities:
Hustle: (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste used lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.
Serene Grace: (Innate) This Pokemon has a blessing which doubles the success chance of its attack’s secondary effects. (eg paralysis from Thunderbolt)
Super Luck (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon’s natural skill increases its critical hit levels one stage above other Pokemon, making its normal moves inflict critical hits 12.5% of the time and its high critical hit moves inflict critical hits 25% of the time.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 2/9
MC: 0
DC: 2/5
Attacks (18):
Growl
Charm
Metronome
Sweet Kiss
Yawn
Encore
Ancientpower
Follow Me
Bestow
Wish
Safeguard
Nasty Plot
Extrasensory
Substitute
Protect
Flamethrower
Shadow Ball
Thunder Wave
Duskull [Dominos] (M)
Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type:
Ghost: STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.
Abilities:
Levitate: (Trait) This Pokemon naturally floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading Ground moves like Bulldoze, Dig, Earthquake, and Magnitude. Other Ground moves can still hit. Levitate Pokemon will retain the Levitate trait when they use Skill Swap on an enemy, and will steal the opponent's ability (the user can specify if they want a foe or ally to gain Levitate from a Skill Swap.) If a Pokemon with Levitate uses Role Play, they will copy the opponent's abilities and retain Levitate.
Stats:
HP: 80
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 21 (-) (-10% Evasion)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
Attacks (17):
Leer
Nightshade
Disable
Foresight
Astonish
Confuse Ray
Shadow Sneak
Pursuit
Will-o-Wisp
Payback
Faint Attack
Imprison
Pain Split
Spite
Protect
Shadow Ball
Taunt
Ditto [Shadow]
Nature: Quirky (No affect on Stats)
Type:
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Abilities:
Limber: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is well trained and immune to paralysis.
Imposter (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon transforms into an opponent specified by the trainer immediately upon entry into battle.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 48
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
DC: 2/5
Attacks (1):
Transform
Orcinus's Oily Orgy (???)
Nommy (F)
Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Thick Fat:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a great deal of extra fat or muscle that increases its resistance to extreme heat or extreme cold, reducing the type effectiveness of Fire- and Ice-typed attacks to the next level of resistance (2x weak becomes neutral, neutral becomes resistance, etc.)
Pick Up:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a natural habit of collecting items. Whenever a hold item (its own or an opponents) is used or knocked onto the ground with a move like Knock Off, this Pokemon will immediately pick up that item without using an action. It can also grab dropped or naturally occuring hold items in arenas.
Gluttony:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon devours healing and stat increasing berries at 50% health (flat) instead of 25% health (flat).
Stats:
HP: 120
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 4 (-)
Evasion: -10%
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 16
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5
Attacks:
Metronome
Odor Sleuth
Tackle
Defence Curl
Amnesia
Lick
Recycle
Screech
Chip Away
Counter
Double Edge
Substitute
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Toxic
Body Slam
Outrage
Total:17
Mind (Mine Jr.) (F)
Nature: Timid
Type: Psychic
Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.
Abilities:
Soundproof:Type: Innate
Pokemon with this ability emit their own powerful electrostatic or sound-dampening field, making them immune to sound-based moves other than an ally's or their own Heal Bell. (Known sound moves: Bug Buzz, Chatter, Echoed Voice, Grasswhistle, Growl, Heal Bell, Hyper Voice, Metal Sound, Perish Song, Relic Song, Roar, Round, Screech, Sing, Snarl, Snore, Supersonic, Uproar.
Filter:Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a special energy barrier that reduces the Base Attack Power of any opponent’s super-effective attack by two (2).
Technician (DW):Type: Innate
This Pokemon is more skilled at performing weaker moves, causing any of their attacks that normally have 6 or less Base Attack Power to have their Base Attack Power multiplied by 1.5. (e.g. Aerial Ace goes from 6 to 9, Mach Punch goes from 4 to 6, etc.) The Energy Cost for a one-hit or two-hit attack is increased by one (1). Each hit in a multi-hit move is boosted by one (1) Base Attack Power, and the Energy Cost for multi-hit attacks is increased by two (2). Because Technician is a multiplier on single hit moves, its effect is applied to Base Attack Power before any additive effects.
HP: 80
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 69 (+)
Acc: +27%
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 12
Evolution Counter: 1 / 6
Move Counter: 0
Dream Counter: 1 / 5
Attacks:
Tickle
Barrier
Confusion
Copycat
Meditate
Encore
DoubleSlap
Mimic
Light Screen
Reflect
Psybeam
Fake Out
Confuse Ray
Icy Wind
Psyshock
Protect
Toxic
Psychic
Double Team
Hypnosis
Endure
Magic coat
Thunder Wave
Thunder
Taunt
Shadow Ball
Moves: 24
Sunkern (Sunshine) (F)
Nature: Quiet
Type: Grass
Summary: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5
Abilities:
Chlorophyll (innate): During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.
Solar Power (innate):When in bright sunlight, this Pokemon burns solar energy and 1 HP/action to increase the Base Attack Power of all their special attacks by two (2).
Early Bird (DW Locked): This Pokemon is used to waking up at early hours or operating in low-light conditions and subsequently sleep status is automatically reduced by one intensity level when inflicted on this Pokemon. When the Pokemon uses Rest they will gain 18 HP per action and only be asleep for two actions.
Attacks:
Absorb
Growth
Mega Drain
Ingrain
Leech Seed
Grasswhistle
Endeavor
Worry Seed
Endure
Encore
Bide
Toxic
Energy Ball
Protect
Total moves: 14
Maxim chooses and sends out
Orcinus orders
Maxim orders
I ref
Repeat
Have fun mates.
EDIT: Sorry dudes, I was copypasting. I'm truncating Ditto btw, unless Maxim objects violently
Gotcha. Items off (except for amulet coin or exp share if you have). Abilities all. Switch, arena (not to complex please) at ref decision.
Still doing anything for another NFE battle.
Arena: Unown SoupWell, if I'm reading that right...
Challenging Orcinus Duo
3v3 Singles (LC mons please)
1 Day DQ (2 for Ref)
2 recoveries/5 chills
Arena: I'll let you or the ref decide that
--
There are no spectators here today in Unown Soup. I am floating on a piece of garlic bread in a sea of alphabet soup. Leave me be fools.

You are the worst co-worker ever. Here are the teams:
Maxim's Menacing Muddle:

Elekid [Zant] (M)
Nature: Rash (Special Attack increased by *, Special Defense decreased by *)
Type:
Electric: Electric STAB; 50% reduction in paralysis chance from other electrical attacks, perfect accuracy and 30% chance of Protect breaking Thunder during Rain. Superior senses in power plant environments.
Abilities:
Static: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is surrounded by an electric field that has a 30% chance of paralyzing opponents that use contact moves on this Pokemon.
Vital Spirit (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon has a high vitality and alertness making it immune to sleep induced by other Pokemon. Its normal state of sleeplessness makes it take 1 less damage and energy/action from Ghost Curse. If it is put to sleep by a Pokemon with Mold Breaker it will wake up the next action. If a Pokemon with Vital Spirit also has Insomnia, its evasion is raised by one (1) stage permanently.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 95
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 15
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
DC: 0/5
Attacks (14):
Quick Attack
Leer
Thunderpunch
Thundershock
Low Kick
Swift
Shock Wave
Light Screen
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Cross Chop
Protect
Thunder Wave
Psychic

Togepi [Serenity] (F)
Nature: Bold (Defense increased by *, Attack decreased by *)
Type:
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Abilities:
Hustle: (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon puts immense force and speed in its physical attacks, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its physical attacks by three (3), but the haste used lowers their accuracy to 80% of normal.
Serene Grace: (Innate) This Pokemon has a blessing which doubles the success chance of its attack’s secondary effects. (eg paralysis from Thunderbolt)
Super Luck (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon’s natural skill increases its critical hit levels one stage above other Pokemon, making its normal moves inflict critical hits 12.5% of the time and its high critical hit moves inflict critical hits 25% of the time.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 4 (+)
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 20
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 2/9
MC: 0
DC: 2/5
Attacks (18):
Growl
Charm
Metronome
Sweet Kiss
Yawn
Encore
Ancientpower
Follow Me
Bestow
Wish
Safeguard
Nasty Plot
Extrasensory
Substitute
Protect
Flamethrower
Shadow Ball
Thunder Wave

Duskull [Dominos] (M)
Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type:
Ghost: STAB; brief intangibility that nullifies Normal and Fighting-type attacks. Can move through walls for a brief period of time but must remain in motion. Superior senses in low light and inside dark buildings. Have no vision reduction in hazes.
Abilities:
Levitate: (Trait) This Pokemon naturally floats above the earth when released or easily takes flight, evading Ground moves like Bulldoze, Dig, Earthquake, and Magnitude. Other Ground moves can still hit. Levitate Pokemon will retain the Levitate trait when they use Skill Swap on an enemy, and will steal the opponent's ability (the user can specify if they want a foe or ally to gain Levitate from a Skill Swap.) If a Pokemon with Levitate uses Role Play, they will copy the opponent's abilities and retain Levitate.
Stats:
HP: 80
Atk: Rank 3 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 21 (-) (-10% Evasion)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/9
MC: 0
Attacks (17):
Leer
Nightshade
Disable
Foresight
Astonish
Confuse Ray
Shadow Sneak
Pursuit
Will-o-Wisp
Payback
Faint Attack
Imprison
Pain Split
Spite
Protect
Shadow Ball
Taunt

Ditto [Shadow]
Nature: Quirky (No affect on Stats)
Type:
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Abilities:
Limber: (Innate) This Pokemon’s body is well trained and immune to paralysis.
Imposter (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon transforms into an opponent specified by the trainer immediately upon entry into battle.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 48
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
DC: 2/5
Attacks (1):
Transform
Orcinus's Oily Orgy (???)

Nommy (F)
Nature: Brave (+1 Atk, -15% Speed, -10% Evasion)
Type: Normal
Normal: Normal STAB; adapt comfortably to any surrounding after 3 actions. Able to use Outrage without losing focus.
Thick Fat:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a great deal of extra fat or muscle that increases its resistance to extreme heat or extreme cold, reducing the type effectiveness of Fire- and Ice-typed attacks to the next level of resistance (2x weak becomes neutral, neutral becomes resistance, etc.)
Pick Up:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a natural habit of collecting items. Whenever a hold item (its own or an opponents) is used or knocked onto the ground with a move like Knock Off, this Pokemon will immediately pick up that item without using an action. It can also grab dropped or naturally occuring hold items in arenas.
Gluttony:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon devours healing and stat increasing berries at 50% health (flat) instead of 25% health (flat).
Stats:
HP: 120
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 4 (-)
Evasion: -10%
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 5
Base Rank Total: 16
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5
Attacks:
Metronome
Odor Sleuth
Tackle
Defence Curl
Amnesia
Lick
Recycle
Screech
Chip Away
Counter
Double Edge
Substitute
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Toxic
Body Slam
Outrage
Total:17

Mind (Mine Jr.) (F)
Nature: Timid
Type: Psychic
Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic regardless of Special Attack Rank. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.
Abilities:
Soundproof:Type: Innate
Pokemon with this ability emit their own powerful electrostatic or sound-dampening field, making them immune to sound-based moves other than an ally's or their own Heal Bell. (Known sound moves: Bug Buzz, Chatter, Echoed Voice, Grasswhistle, Growl, Heal Bell, Hyper Voice, Metal Sound, Perish Song, Relic Song, Roar, Round, Screech, Sing, Snarl, Snore, Supersonic, Uproar.
Filter:Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a special energy barrier that reduces the Base Attack Power of any opponent’s super-effective attack by two (2).
Technician (DW):Type: Innate
This Pokemon is more skilled at performing weaker moves, causing any of their attacks that normally have 6 or less Base Attack Power to have their Base Attack Power multiplied by 1.5. (e.g. Aerial Ace goes from 6 to 9, Mach Punch goes from 4 to 6, etc.) The Energy Cost for a one-hit or two-hit attack is increased by one (1). Each hit in a multi-hit move is boosted by one (1) Base Attack Power, and the Energy Cost for multi-hit attacks is increased by two (2). Because Technician is a multiplier on single hit moves, its effect is applied to Base Attack Power before any additive effects.
HP: 80
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 69 (+)
Acc: +27%
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 12
Evolution Counter: 1 / 6
Move Counter: 0
Dream Counter: 1 / 5
Attacks:
Tickle
Barrier
Confusion
Copycat
Meditate
Encore
DoubleSlap
Mimic
Light Screen
Reflect
Psybeam
Fake Out
Confuse Ray
Icy Wind
Psyshock
Protect
Toxic
Psychic
Double Team
Hypnosis
Endure
Magic coat
Thunder Wave
Thunder
Taunt
Shadow Ball
Moves: 24

Sunkern (Sunshine) (F)
Nature: Quiet
Type: Grass
Summary: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.
Stats:
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 3 (+)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 26 (-)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1
Base Rank Total: 12
EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5
Abilities:
Chlorophyll (innate): During bright sunlight, this Pokemon’s cells absorb more solar energy, doubling (x2) their speed.
Solar Power (innate):When in bright sunlight, this Pokemon burns solar energy and 1 HP/action to increase the Base Attack Power of all their special attacks by two (2).
Early Bird (DW Locked): This Pokemon is used to waking up at early hours or operating in low-light conditions and subsequently sleep status is automatically reduced by one intensity level when inflicted on this Pokemon. When the Pokemon uses Rest they will gain 18 HP per action and only be asleep for two actions.
Attacks:
Absorb
Growth
Mega Drain
Ingrain
Leech Seed
Grasswhistle
Endeavor
Worry Seed
Endure
Encore
Bide
Toxic
Energy Ball
Protect
Total moves: 14

Maxim chooses and sends out
Orcinus orders
Maxim orders
I ref
Repeat
Have fun mates.
EDIT: Sorry dudes, I was copypasting. I'm truncating Ditto btw, unless Maxim objects violently