(Completed) Blisteringly-Fast Battle! Engineer vs. Glacier Knight

Temperantia · Dec 23rd, 2011, 3:48:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Engineer

CHALLENGING GLACIER
1v1 Singles
2 Day DQ
Infinite Chills / No Recovers
One Ability
Items Off
Switch = KO
OLD SUBSTITUTION METHOD

Arena: Unown Soup

Engineer's Pichu

Glacier's Magma

C'mon, c'mon; let's go, let's go! This battle's gonna be faster than a marriage to Kim Kardashian. We don't have time for flavor, let alone explanations as to why we're in a cesspool of letter-shaped Pokemon!

Engineer orders first!

Engineer Pikachu · Dec 23rd, 2011, 11:10:41 PM

Err, okay.

Thunder Wave - ThunderShock - ThunderShock
IF (Earth Power is used) AND (Unown M is not taken) THEN (Unown M: Mirror Coat and push actions back)

Glacier Knight · Dec 23rd, 2011, 11:46:28 PM

"Alright Quicksilver, let's bring on the Heat!"

Well, iirc only one Unknown per round right?

Unown F (Fake Out)~ Heat Wave~ Lava Plume

Temperantia · Dec 24th, 2011, 1:44:29 PM

Pichu- Pika
Hp: 80
En: 100
Status: none
Other: none

vs.

Slugma- Quicksilver
Hp: 90
En: 100
Status: none
Other: none

Do you smell that? That's the smell of speed! Not really because this match has taken almost a day to finish a round, but its the thought that counts.

Pichu, being the failure that it is, flinches from a half-baked Fake Out attack summoned by a random Unown. How does a slug manage to fake anything out? The world may never know...

Pichu, irritated at being so inept as to be confused by a slug, fires the weakest attack manageable at the Slugma. Really, a Thundershock? That's your best STAB move? Slugma says "fuck that" to weak attacks and blasts the pissant Electric Pokemon with Heat Wave. The blast of hot air even Burns the bastard. Hilarity ensues.

Pichu reaffirms my theory of being the worst anything ever by using another Thundershock on Slugma. Apparently, Quicksilver is allergic to repetition and contracts a weak Paralysis (15%) from the attack. Fortunately for my sanity, Slugma doesn't seize up from its condition and sprays a Lava Plume everywhere, thoroughly dousing that electric rodent, Pika, and melting off its face. (Not really, but I wish. The whole Pikachu line can rot in hell for all I care.)

Let's see how our piss-poor combatants are doing!

Pichu- Pika
Hp: 36
En: 92
Status: Burn
Other: Horribly disfigured with little of its initial "cuteness" left

vs.

Slugma- Quicksilver
Hp: 72
En: 85
Status: Paralysis (10%)
Other: Paralysis? I'm a frickin' lava slug; it's not like I can go much slower...

Calculations

F

Glacier orders first!

Glacier Knight · Dec 24th, 2011, 2:46:22 PM

"Excellent Quicksilver! You are on fire!"

Heat Wave~Lava Plume~Heat Wave

Engineer Pikachu · Dec 24th, 2011, 2:54:38 PM

uhh GOOOOOO actually this is hopeless

Unown M: Mirror Coat - Sweet Kiss - Fake Out

Temperantia · Dec 26th, 2011, 1:28:51 PM

Forgot to add in Magma Armor's BAP reduction last round, so Slugma has 2 more Hp... Not that it matters

Pichu- Pika
Hp: 36
En: 92
Status: Burn
Other: Horribly disfigured with little of its initial "cuteness" left

vs.

Slugma- Quicksilver
Hp: 74
En: 85
Status: Paralysis (10%)
Other: Paralysis? I'm a frickin' lava slug; it's not like I can go much slower...

Let's watch the destruction of a horrible, horrible Pokemon, everyone!

This undoubtedly final round begins with the abomination known as Pika grabbing an Unown M from the Unown Soup and using it to create a Mirror Coat to reflect Slugma's next attack.
Quicksilver decides that it really doesn't care since the Pichu will likely die soon anyways, so it continues blasting the eyesore with a scalding Heat Wave, knowing full well that the attack will be reflected back.
The damage Pichu does this way is too little, too late, though, and Quicksilver remains quite a bit ahead in the Hp race.

Knowing full well that it's completely screwed, the dying Pichu tries one last-ditch effort with a... Sweet Kiss? The horrid little creature with the melting face goes in to kiss the lava slug, but -perhaps because of the liquefying flesh falling into its eyes- it misses the basically immobile gastropod.
Its last hope foiled, the Pichu gets roasted by one final Lava Plume from its opponent. This Slugma has surely done the suffering Pichu (and the world) a favor in snuffing it out.

Glacier wins!! More Importantly, PICHU LOSES!!

Pichu- Pika
Hp: KO
En: KO
Status: Burn
Other: Immolated

vs.

Slugma- Quicksilver
Hp: 58
En: 74
Status: Paralysis (10%)
Other: Destroyer of Useless Pokemon

Calculations

Rewards:

Glacier:
2 CC
Slugma: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, 1 KOC

Engineer:
2 CC
Pichu: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC

Moi:
2 UC

Glacier Knight · Dec 26th, 2011, 3:51:51 PM

GG Engineer! Thanks temp for reffing...... Though the pichu hate was a tad morbid :o

Engineer Pikachu · Dec 26th, 2011, 10:23:04 PM

I'd complain that Sweet Kiss should've hit due to -Spe nature, but this was a lost cause anyways :(

Dec 23rd, 2011, 11:10:41 PM	#2
Engineer Pikachu take into the air... Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,196	Err, okay. Thunder Wave - ThunderShock - ThunderShock IF (Earth Power is used) AND (Unown M is not taken) THEN (Unown M: Mirror Coat and push actions back) __________________ [11:35] <Zarator> My friend always laugh at me for liking young girls [11:35] <Zarator> I am still within reasonableness^^ GP Team - VM for a check!

Dec 23rd, 2011, 11:46:28 PM	#3
Glacier Knight Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,303 Our bond is Iron.	"Alright Quicksilver, let's bring on the Heat!" Well, iirc only one Unknown per round right? Unown F (Fake Out)~ Heat Wave~ Lava Plume __________________ ASB Arenas Birkal Perfection

Dec 24th, 2011, 1:44:29 PM	#4
Temperantia Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,722	Pichu- Pika Hp: 80 En: 100 Status: none Other: none vs. Slugma- Quicksilver Hp: 90 En: 100 Status: none Other: none Do you smell that? That's the smell of speed! Not really because this match has taken almost a day to finish a round, but its the thought that counts. Pichu, being the failure that it is, flinches from a half-baked Fake Out attack summoned by a random Unown. How does a slug manage to fake anything out? The world may never know... Pichu, irritated at being so inept as to be confused by a slug, fires the weakest attack manageable at the Slugma. Really, a Thundershock? That's your best STAB move? Slugma says "fuck that" to weak attacks and blasts the pissant Electric Pokemon with Heat Wave. The blast of hot air even Burns the bastard. Hilarity ensues. Pichu reaffirms my theory of being the worst anything ever by using another Thundershock on Slugma. Apparently, Quicksilver is allergic to repetition and contracts a weak Paralysis (15%) from the attack. Fortunately for my sanity, Slugma doesn't seize up from its condition and sprays a Lava Plume everywhere, thoroughly dousing that electric rodent, Pika, and melting off its face. (Not really, but I wish. The whole Pikachu line can rot in hell for all I care.) Let's see how our piss-poor combatants are doing! Pichu- Pika Hp: 36 En: 92 Status: Burn Other: Horribly disfigured with little of its initial "cuteness" left vs. Slugma- Quicksilver Hp: 72 En: 85 Status: Paralysis (10%) Other: Paralysis? I'm a frickin' lava slug; it's not like I can go much slower... Calculations Pichu: Pichu flinched! Thundershock: (4+1.5+3)=8.5~9 damage; 3-1=2 energy roll=3462/10000, 3642</=9000, no paralysis Thundershock: (4+1.5+3)=8.5~9 damage; 3+4-1= 6 energy roll=9468/10000, 9468>9000, paralysis (15%) Slugma was paralyzed! It may be unable to move! -2 Hp Burn, -2 Hp Burn Total Hp Loss: 44 Total Energy Cost: 8 Slugma: Fake Out: (4+1.5)=5.5~6 damage; 4 energy Heat Wave: (10+4.5+3)=17.5~18 damage; 7-1=6 energy roll=1661/10000, 1661</=9000, hit roll=9779/10000, 9779>9000, burn roll=7568/10000, 7568</=8500, no paralysis Lava Plume: (8+4.5+3)=15.5~16 damage; 6-1=5 energy no burn roll Total Hp Loss: 18 Total Energy Cost: 15 F Glacier orders first! __________________ Restless souls will put on their dancing shoes Mindless ghouls with lots of limbs to lose Illusionist Contortionist Tightrope walker tightening the noose

Dec 24th, 2011, 2:46:22 PM	#5
Glacier Knight Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,303 Our bond is Iron.	"Excellent Quicksilver! You are on fire!" Heat Wave~Lava Plume~Heat Wave __________________ ASB Arenas Birkal Perfection

Dec 24th, 2011, 2:54:38 PM	#6
Engineer Pikachu take into the air... Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,196	uhh GOOOOOO actually this is hopeless Unown M: Mirror Coat - Sweet Kiss - Fake Out __________________ [11:35] <Zarator> My friend always laugh at me for liking young girls [11:35] <Zarator> I am still within reasonableness^^ GP Team - VM for a check!

Dec 26th, 2011, 1:28:51 PM	#7
Temperantia Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,722	Forgot to add in Magma Armor's BAP reduction last round, so Slugma has 2 more Hp... Not that it matters Pichu- Pika Hp: 36 En: 92 Status: Burn Other: Horribly disfigured with little of its initial "cuteness" left vs. Slugma- Quicksilver Hp: 74 En: 85 Status: Paralysis (10%) Other: Paralysis? I'm a frickin' lava slug; it's not like I can go much slower... Let's watch the destruction of a horrible, horrible Pokemon, everyone! This undoubtedly final round begins with the abomination known as Pika grabbing an Unown M from the Unown Soup and using it to create a Mirror Coat to reflect Slugma's next attack. Quicksilver decides that it really doesn't care since the Pichu will likely die soon anyways, so it continues blasting the eyesore with a scalding Heat Wave, knowing full well that the attack will be reflected back. The damage Pichu does this way is too little, too late, though, and Quicksilver remains quite a bit ahead in the Hp race. Knowing full well that it's completely screwed, the dying Pichu tries one last-ditch effort with a... Sweet Kiss? The horrid little creature with the melting face goes in to kiss the lava slug, but -perhaps because of the liquefying flesh falling into its eyes- it misses the basically immobile gastropod. Its last hope foiled, the Pichu gets roasted by one final Lava Plume from its opponent. This Slugma has surely done the suffering Pichu (and the world) a favor in snuffing it out. Glacier wins!! More Importantly, *PICHU LOSES!!* Pichu- Pika Hp: KO En: KO Status: Burn Other: Immolated vs. Slugma- Quicksilver Hp: 58 En: 74 Status: Paralysis (10%) Other: Destroyer of Useless Pokemon Calculations Pichu: Mirror Coat: 181.5-1=26 damage, 15 energy Sweet Kiss: 5 energy roll=7810/10000, 7810>7500, miss -2 Hp Burn Total Hp Loss: 36 Total Energy Cost: 20 Slugma: roll=4205/10000, 4205</=9000, no paralysis Heat Wave: 18 damage, 6 energy roll=5303/10000, 5303</=9000, hit roll=1478/10000, 1478</=9000, no paralysis Lava Plume: 16 damage, 5 energy Total Hp Loss: 26 Total Energy Cost: 11 Rewards: Glacier:* 2 CC Slugma: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC, 1 KOC Engineer: 2 CC Pichu: 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC Moi: 2 UC __________________ Restless souls will put on their dancing shoes Mindless ghouls with lots of limbs to lose Illusionist Contortionist Tightrope walker tightening the noose

Dec 26th, 2011, 3:51:51 PM	#8
Glacier Knight Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,303 Our bond is Iron.	GG Engineer! Thanks temp for reffing...... Though the pichu hate was a tad morbid :o __________________ ASB Arenas Birkal Perfection

Dec 26th, 2011, 10:23:04 PM	#9
Engineer Pikachu take into the air... Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,196	I'd complain that Sweet Kiss should've hit due to -Spe nature, but this was a lost cause anyways :( __________________ [11:35] <Zarator> My friend always laugh at me for liking young girls [11:35] <Zarator> I am still within reasonableness^^ GP Team - VM for a check!